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Star Wars geek WIN!
These aren’t the cosplayers you’re looking for. Move along. Move along!
WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice!
“this isn’t the Sci Fi con you are looking for!” “this isn’t the Sci Fi con we’re looking for…2 “move along.” “f*** off, guys!”
No need of a poster to know that.
And the coppers are wondering “Why do they get guns and not us?”
To which the stormtroopers reply, “You serve a different Empire.”
Both of which are run by guys with upper class accents.
The coppers might actually hit something.
Yeah. like everything but what needs to be hit
I saw this asked the other day, and it blew my mind: What happens if a stormtrooper shoots at a Star Fleet security officer (redshirt)?
redshirt dies
But stormtroopers never hit!
^ THIS……unless you’re talking about Episodes 1,2 and 3 in which they strangely had no problem in killling off all the jedi
Yes but remember they were still Clones fresh from droid target practice !
Ironic how the Robotic no hitters were taken down by the future human no hitters.
XD
That is because in the newer saga, those are Clonetroopers cloned from Jango Fett. By A New Hope, the only clones left are the 501st A.K.A. Vaders Fist if memory serves me right.
yes, and then books are written about their terrible luck. I think the way that they can blow up anything takes all thier luck from everything else
“But stormtroopers never hit!”
I guess you missed the opening scenes of “Episode IV: A New Hope”?
Yeah, ‘Troopers can’t hit _main characters_, Redshirts and extras are dead meat.
Storm trooper shoots at redshirt, misses, hits a nearby gas station, gas station explodes, redshirt dies in resulting fireball.
Sounds like a story from alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die
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Stormtroopers: More effective than police officers
e_e That’s not saying muh seeing as how the empire was overthrown by Ewoks (AKA The Carebears with Guns)
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Stormtroopers: More effective than police officers
e_e That’s not saying much seeing as how the empire was overthrown by Ewoks (AKA The Carebears with Guns)
Not guns, rocks and pointed sticks.
Ty for correcting me….but you just made the empire look even more hilarious with that statement XD
the never hit dies always they super ineffective
more effective than the philippine police lol
Nah. philippine’s finest forces use hammers, rather than what the Empire uses.
I’d feel safer with storm troopers patrolling my streets
I wouldn’t, but maybe that’s because I cosplay an X-wing pilot. XD
That’s the MCM expo at Excel London! I recognise the shutters lol the storm troopers are the staff… Why do I suddenly feel ashamed? ..
Sooo glad someone else recognized ExCel too! Nah, they’re not staff, but they are useful
Are they not? I always presumed they were since they all stand around authoritatively ha ha
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this. They had to be there early for it to be THAT empty o.o
I’d actually say that stormtroopers are less effective than police officers due to their astounding inability to hit anything smaller than the broadside of a sandcrawler.
‘These blast marks are too precise for sand people’
these are not the rozzers we’re looking for, move along