BORKED
When you break s**t so bad, you break the words to describe it too.
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sming.
Just watching it hurts
Agreed. FUUUUUUUUUUU-
XD XD XD
this hurt my hand.
same thing happened to my leg i mean there wasnt any drills or rammstein flamethrowers
for that is why we need an eye bleach
i just tried 2q twist my hand like that….it didnt work.
UFKC!
Tihrd!
doc, there seems to be something wrong with my hand. Will it be ok???
…Yup…there’s, uh, sumthin’ wrong with that hand of yours…
lets just unwrap the bandag.. HOLY CRAP WTF !?!?!?!?!?
CONGRATULATIONS!!! its a boy!!!
Yohl hyst
no, i believe I am the awesome guy. not you. just saying.
You sir, are EPIC!
EPIC WIN
Bruder, get off the computer…
Join mother Russia
I bet that’s Lithuania’s X-Ray after Belarus got to him…
you spelled hist wrong
Uyo peci eladif.
nice misspelled anagram
perhaps he is dyslexic?
omg that makes my hand hurt just looking at it.
Yeah, when I saw that picture I flinched from imagining my hand looking like that.
If that’s what his hand looks like, imagine what his junk looks like… or not…
Is that human ?
yeah, i thought the falanges & meta carpels looked too short
they look right to me. .. if you realize a few phalanges are missing. . .
well the two rightmost fingers are at a right angle to where they are supposed to be . . . soo i imagine some things would be missing, on in his elbow . . .
Actually, none of the bones are broken or damaged in anyway, just…organized wrong. I think this is a birth defect we’re looking at.
There’s huge chunks of soft tissue missing, that ain’t no birth defect. I’m thinking fireworks blew up in his hand. The ring finger is totally gone and his palm is split right down the middle.
Nah I don’t think birth defect, I am thinking more of the lines of a machine accident. Maybe a saw or something. All the fingers are there and so are all the bones and completely in tact it appears as well. Yup I am going with the machine accident.
Holy crap!
did he died?
Why don’t you have a seat. Have a seat right there
Un-fun police ahoy: Its not a broken hand, its an x-ray of etrodactyl syndrome more commonly known as lobster boy syndrome.
Nope, googled it: homemade explosive device.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1435208683/
Because Flickr is so reliable for information…
If you notice… none of the fingers are actually broken.
http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/11/20/bart-gibbys-hands-warning-graphic-content/
It’s not his X-ray, quote from the site:
Dan thought it looked exactly like my hand. But the x-ray was taken in 1997 while my accident happened in 1992.
How does that prove anything? He SAYS in that post that it’s not his hand in the x-ray,
“This post was also inspired by my coworker Dan Garfield who found a picture of an x-ray on Digg’s home page entitle “Exploded hand: Hand + Firecracker = Amazing X-RAY [pic]“. Dan thought it looked exactly like my hand. But the x-ray was taken in 1997 while my accident happened in 1992.”
I’m talking about the second picture with the hand with the gory s**t
Why are you talking about this, the X-ray and that pic aren’t connected.
if you notice… his hand got borked
Why, hey…I DID notice!
Nope not fully reliable, but I trust the guy who originally posted this on flickr better than the expertise of the average cheezburger visitor. And the middle finger seems a bit odd for ectrodactyly.
I guess this is where he got the image: http://streetanatomy.com/2007/10/22/explosive-hand/
Seem to be a site made by someone who’s getting a master in biomedical visualization.
That’s the original poster of the pic, and he says it’s an exploded hand. All of the articles about the hand base their assumption that it is indeed an exploded hand on the fact that he says it is.
I’m not on either side, but just because someone says something on the intarwebz, doesn’t make it true. You have to do better research than that on trusted sites before coming up with a true answer.
(I think Vanessa Ruiz is a she)
But since she’s trying to get a master in biomedical visualization and someone who claims to be a doctor commented, I think the odds of her telling the truth are looking good. Not perfect but at least good. So what did I win?
my penis
in your mouth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Main_droite_1_an.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Main_droite_1_mois.jpg
My son has this. If it was from an explosive device there would be breakage and missing digits.
Well, all I can give you apart from the link is my opion, which doesn’t really matter.
While it is true that none of the fingers apear broken I don’t think you can fully predict the outcome of an explosive blowing up in someons hand. I don’t think it’s impossible for it to have this outcome and we can’t really tell what became of his ring finger either.
Ectrodactyly doesn’t seem that likely to me because the only thing pointing towards it is the fact that his hand apears somewhat ‘split’. None of this digits seem missing or shorter and none of his fingers seem combined.
Plus the skin under the metacarpal bone of his little finger seems a mess. And the skin also seems to end abruptly at other places.
Then again this is only my opinion, and while I find those things interesting I don’t have any actual knowledge on the subject.
My god! I honestly hope that this is fake.
I cant imagine someone seeing their own hand like this.
Acually this is real. Some kid made homeade explosives and it exploded in his hand before he could get rid of it. I gotta say, thats gotta be f**king painful.
Patient: Tell it to me straight, Doc, will I be able to play the piano
Doctor: Why SURE you will, with a little time and rehab.
Patient:WOW! That’s AMAZING! I mean, I couldn’t play the piano before…
LOL! I honestly was going to post that when this pic was first posted, but decided against it out of sheer laziness. Glad to see someone had more gumption than I did!
I’d actually imagine that piano lessons would be good for rehab. I should sleep more often.
That comment made my day.
FAIL
When you’re too stupid to notice the hand is deformed, not broken.
EPIC FAIL
When you’re to stupid to realize it’s already been googled and it was caused by a home made explosive.
UBER EPIC FAIL
When you can’t tell the time difference.
LOLOL!! U GUYS ARE CRACKIN ME UP!
Flickr is not a news site, guys. It’s simple posted pics and they edit their own descriptions. That’s not actual proof one way or the other.
http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/11/20/bart-gibbys-hands-warning-graphic-content/
Or you can talk to the guy…
And one more time…
That’s not his X-ray! Read the damnable site before you link it! He says so himself!
EPIC GRAMMAR FAIL
When you’re too stupid to spell “too” and “homemade” correctly.
how about stop making yourself feel cool in the webs by bashing people? now theres a new idea…
EPIC IRONY
When bashing someone just isn’t enough.
Holy hell, kid… that’s nasty and impressive all at the same time!
Call the school nurse … I had an accident in shop.
Unfortunately shopped is a better word. in order to do this film the er would first have had to stop the bleeding which would make the right two fingers much closer to the rest of the fingers
The reason that it does not look “Broken” is that this is an X-Ray of a HEALED injury. It happened as a child, and these X-Rays were taken later, as an adult.
It is not a deformity, or an X-Ray taken at the time of an ER visit, as has already been proven by the previous 2 people who posted this: http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/11/20/bart-gibbys-hands-warning-graphic-content/
Yowza. That looks like it might sting a bit.
nope didnt feel a thing
Keith Olbermann’s hand after masturbating to a picture of Bill O’Reilly.
picture of O’Reilly dressed up like Ann Coulter
Ouch.
“photoshopped, i can tell from the pixels”
well deactivate the safesearch of google and search for “meat grinder hand”
Idiot… I can tell from the lack of neurons…
good pic , gz to the OP
Snap crackle pop it’s broken!
Stop taking my name in vain!!!
Thats what happens when you try and punch Chuck Norris in the balls.
I loled!
Finally, the doctor can say, “Nope. You won’t ever play the piano again.”
And I wouldn’t like to see the photo of this injury. It makes my knuckles hurt just thinking about it.
http://picasaweb.google.com/bartgibby/BombExplosionBartSHands#5135019365304145554
what the hell could this person possibly have been doing to get his/her hand like this??
Talk about furious masturbation
I’m thinking this is a birth defect rather than the result of trauma.
“BROKED”? You serious? Usually I dont care much about using the correct grammar, since I am not a native english speaker who is absolute 100% correct anytime, but BROKED? Sorry, that ruined the fun.
Umm … the misspelling WAS the fun. And yes, you missed it.
No, not “broked.” “Borked!”
A little word joke created on the internet, which probably wasn’t funny at all to someone not a native English speaker.
It’s not a made-up word, it’s from before what we’d consider the internet, and it’s not related to “broken.” (at least not directly– I can’t vouch for the root of the name)
It’s a man’s last name– Robert Bork.
He was nominated to the supreme court in ’87.
Think like “swift boating,” but the accusations are false.
Sorry, no. I know that meaning of borked, but this should actually be “b0rked” with a zero. It’s old hacker slang for “broken”.
Thanks a lot!
…..did you read the caption under the word, or just go straight to posting this?
Indeed I did and guess what that was what lead to the misunderstanding, ever thought of? If you break smth so bad.. etc. Now from breaking smth bad, it gets broken, thats what I talked about. Thanks for being a prick, made my day.
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Borked isn’t only an anagram of broked, it’s a word on it’s on (kind of). And if you don’t know it, you don’t know it. No one is blaming you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=borked
But you’re right, the caption didn’t explain it. No need to call someone a prick though.
Car wreck ~ Bull/bronk riding ~ lumberjack ~ construction worker… Many ways to get mamed. How did medical info get on here?
-Dam! My pipe-bomb too long! Maybe if i saw-it?
Zzzz! Zzzz! Zzzz!Zz BANG!!!
was the xray seriously necessary?
Yes. I’d imagine with a hand that mangled, a visual inspection would only tell half the story. They need to see the bones to know which ones are broken and if there are bone fragments left in the soft tissues, not to mention shrapnel, if the spec up there is correct.
I don’t find this humerus. Not to carp-all over the blog, but this guy just wants to hamate up. Definitely a FAIL, hands-down.
Very punny.
I’ve got to hand it to you.
*sound of one hand clapping*
Will you marry me?
There’s no kneed to get angry.
That hurts just looking at it. I read the caption to the original picture. Who holds explosives?
Holy hell…. I can’t tell if this is a birth defect or the result of horrid trauma…. but that is awful!
LOL XD when its so broken you can only say borked
umm, did this really need to be xrayed to tell it was broken?
I think it was more to find out if any bones were intact
X Ray needed to show exactly how bad, how to fix it.
My hands ache looking at that.
Actually, that explosive-related injury probably didn’t hurt for the first hour or so. All he most likely felt was something akin to having AC current passing through his deadened hand for a while, if firecracker experience from my mis-spent youth is any indication.
You couldn’t bleed out from that sort of injury before it clotted up. Not life threatening, but I’m sure it hurt A LOT, a little later on when the sensation came back to his nerves and everything was swelled up.
The XRAY was necessary to see how much the doctors would have to do, to save how much of the hand. You can’t tell anything just looking at the twisted meat.
Pinky and ring finger: Amputation, perhaps all the way down to the wrist.
Middle finger, probably a goner, too, but it looks like they could save some of the meat+bone below it. At least half gone.
Just call him ‘The Claw’.
Well, the amputation idea is completely true. Its possible to re-wire most of that back together. Whether it’ll look anywhere near normal is another story. Though, the fingers probably wouldn’t be…whole..afterward.
*isn’t. Stupid sticky keys…
But then again, that wholly depends on what sort of medical insurance you have. Not insured, or not insured enough? They’ll just call you ‘Lefty’. Reconstructive surgery is expensive, and amputation is cheap.
What is that mysterious ticking noise? Nothing over here, nothing over there… It’s… kind of… catchy…
(Later)
I found the source of the mysterious ticking! It’s a pipe bomb! (picks up) Yaayyyy!
(boom)
And the end result was this horrific, mangled, mess.
You, sir or madam, get an extra 5000 points for the PPP reference!
Coach Z would probably prounounce it that way…
Hmmm… I think that would leave a mark ._.
Rule 34′s in there somewhere… oh god…
That would not be borked, that would be bneokr.
hey ellis! my pipe bomb fuse never goes down when i hold it! look! ahh s**t……..
hey ellis! look i can hold this pipe bomb and te fuse never does down! look! ahhhh sh*t……….
My hand aches in sympathy…
F**K.
OW.
..now there’s your problem..
well…. er….. your hand looks pretty f**ked up…. want some yogurt?
Owwwww! Owwww! OWWWW!
That looks so excruciating D8 !
It’s not broken, it’s rheumatoid arthritis.
READ TEH COMMENTS OR YOU WILL LOSE THE GAME
What is this, I don’t even…
Rheumatoid Arthritis.
Wow, That is definitely not Rheumatism. I’ll admit it can be very deforming but not to that extent. If you read back you’ll see that it was the result of an explosives accident.
[...] BORKED My hand has transformed into a surrealist image. [...]
“and you really think its broken?”
DAMN.
X-rays….were they REALLY needed for this?
YES, idiot. How else will they know where to start putting the pieces back together. X-rays tell you a lot more than just whether or not a bone is broken.
shoudn’t it be “borken” as “broken” and not “borked” as “broked”…
it’s grammar nazi time
Wow…what’d he do piss off a dinosaur? I mean, DAMN! Is that even medically possible?!
That’s actually the next left 4 dead logo.
+ 5 INTERNETZ
WHAT THE—?!?!
Damn! Ow! How the hell can one do that?!
There’s yer problem.
Ed è quello che succede se ti masturbi
If he was, as you say, masturbating, and his hand exploded, ¿what happened to his pennis?
His pennies?
Could ppl look at the picture instead of coming up with nice medical terms to whatever they think this is.. I say it is obviously NOT rheumatism or anything like that.. most of the meat is gone! look at the thumb, the tip is just bone! Explosion sounds a lot more viable to me.
only one word for that: pain
oh god!
Boom! Handshot.
Oh wow, that looks incredibly painful! D:
I read the comments above, so wow…maybe if this picture was shown to anyone else who tries that idea of the homemade gerenade, maybe they’ll rethink it? xD
So, whose gang sign did they just X ray?
Ouuuuccchhhhhh! *biggest wince evar* I feel bad for the poor bastard, whoever he/she is.
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?! My hand hurts just from looking at this!
*sigh* the things a child will do just to get out of going to piano lessons…
If you look closely you might notice there´s something wrong with his hand.
how the hell did you guys get my x-ray?
uhh F***!!!
how the….
omg I can’t even ….
oh f***!!!
Hurts by looking at it! And thinking of it!!!
That image just burned into the inside of my eyes !!!
ohhhh i cant even write properly after seeing this picture.
My hands are shaky….
…That doesn’t seem physisically possible…
Hey… dude. I – I think… Did you do…? … You know what, never mind.
Actually, the hand belongs to the famous French emperor, Napoleon. Napoleon Blownapart!
Seriously, this is clearly the result of trauma. There are multiple fractures and dislocations present. You can see that the hand is wrapped in gauze for the x-ray.
Did they really need the x-ray to figure out there was something wrong?
That’s exactly what I was just thinking. “Can’t find anything wrong. Let’s have an X-Ray!” Really now!
Hand is FUBAR
Did they really need an X-Ray to figure out that it was broken?
D’: THAT LOOKS SO PAINFUL THAT WHEN I LOOKED I STARTED CRYING D’8
actually, if you look close enough, none of the fingers, joints or bones in the hand are broken, seems more like a birth defect then an actual breaking that, or someone got their hand F**CKING torn in half
That’s what ya get for shaking hands with Chuck Norris.
extreme jackin off leads to hist brkeanig
It looks like the trailer for The Wolfman when the guy’s hand bends like that!
*wince* My hand hurts just looking at it.
High Five!
oh dear… i feel physically sick and my hands hurt from this…. owwwww =(
good lord. seeing this as an xray is horrible enough… REALLY trying not to think of it in real life.
That is what happens when you masturbate to vigorously. Natural selection at its most gruesome (almost)
Ouch ouchie ouch!
this what happens when shake hands with chuck norris
Just when I looked at this, it reminded me of a strange-yet-true story from 1978. It’s not related to the topic, but whatever.
January 20, 1978: Thirteen year old Douglas Pritchard, residing from Lenoir, North Carolina, had been complaining about a pain in his left foot to his father for weeks. He couldn’t even wear shoes properly without the mysterious lump breaking away the leather. Eventually, it was high time to get the lump checked out, and his father booked an appointment.
The doctor, after checking with Douglas’s foot, discovered possibly the weirdest thing you’d ever see in a foot…
A tooth was growing out of his left instep.
The doctor diagnosed Douglas’s weird tooth problem as a case of ‘genetic misdirection’ and then pulled out the tooth.
Who knows if he got money for that?
missing a knuckle on the index finger
… It all started out with a “BANG!!”…
for a moment, i thought it was a foot
olhy hsit