As much as I agree that Twilight jokes are getting old, I’ll give this on an expection, this one seriously made me lol Funnally enough I was watching 30 Days of Night (because it was better that watching a spider move along my ceiling) and I came to this concluesion:
Vampires like to suck blood.
That is all.
(Imagine if all the Cullens all secretly where Sociopaths and then eat Bella – FTW)
How did you end up ignoring so many red squiggle marks? And I really think a dictionary would be a great Christmas gift for you. Sorry if this offends, but you seriously botched that post…
one*
exception*
finally* (i think? not sure what you were trying to say)
than*
conclusion*
were*
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What makes it more stupid is that SMeyer makes up rules about vampires, and then ignores those rules for the sake of her little series. It makes no sense at all. I know how vampires have supernatural powers that allow them to defy physics and everything, but:
1) SMeyer has never written a book about vampires, only pixies.
2) She’s so bad at writing, she doesn’t even realise that her rules for being a vampire should mean that Edward can’t have children.
Please a) let Jacob be the bottom and b) let us find out about Bella’s penis only by hearsay. I never want to see that girl (or the alleged “actress” who plays her) without clothes, even WITH a prosthetic phallus!
*COUGH* Gaayyyyyy *COUGH*
From your lips to God’s ears, little brother!
It’s not the pants it’s what’s behind them.
I think we all know why
Because they’re f***
Because they <3 penis?
Hey, anything’s better than being with Bella.
This man just won the game
Amen to that!
You’ve just lost the Game
I’m a woman, drat you all. >T
There are no women on the internet…
Your Internetz rules only apply to 4chan, where it is a sausage fest of herma anime and wannabe trolls/hackers.
And since your not on 4chan, you no longer exist.
brilliant dude…just awesome…i’ll add that to my women/kitchen/laundry jokes.
Does that mean Bella’s not on the internet?
No. It means Bella is a guy.
THE HORROR.
even being gay. i knew they were gay!
It’s what the fans are always doing ^.^
most of the fans aren’t old enough to have any idea how those work
not really a demotivational poster
but it’ll do pig, it’ll do.
well I DO hope this will demotivate a lot of Bella-wannabes
I was under the impression that it was “That’ll do donkey. That’ll do.”
Because Dreamworks Pictures doesn’t ever spoof anyone else.
The line’s from Babe. Lookit up.
Yeah but it is still ‘that’ll do,’ not ‘it’ll do.’ I think. Then it was parodied in Shrek.
Jeff’s is from “Babe” isn’t it? Not Shrek.
I’d say take a wild guess … if you know what I mean …
Are those . . . Bugle Boy jeans?
I didn’t know they still made those, now if only I could find a pair of 34-30 in hetero-mens.
Because “that’ll do pig” comes from Babe, and is referenced in Shrek as “that’ll do donkey.”
wow u failed
he really didn’t
isn’t it obvious….
the wolf guy wants to se if the vampire guys d!ck sparkles in the dark
and the vampire wants to see just how hairy the wolf guys pen!s is.
no, the ‘vampire’ just wants to see the pen!s.
O.o OMG that’s it! Wait…does it sparkle too?!? I’m sure Jacob will have the answer shortly…
It turns out that we’ve only been saying half of the title all along. The series is really called Brokeback Twilight.
Hell with Bella! I wanna watch these two get it on!
XD Suddenly the number of fangirls skyrocketed with the release of “Twilight: Full Moon.”
My possession of a Y chromosome lets me out of that category, I’m afraid. And if I ever watch that piece of garbage it will be with the sound off!
It’s not the pants they’re looking for…
These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
He can’t. Review the logic at: http://verydemotivational.com/2010/08/09/demotivational-posters-simple-logic/
Another Twilight joke . . .
Seems like anything that insinuates Twilight and bad can get in here anymore.
As much as I agree that Twilight jokes are getting old, I’ll give this on an expection, this one seriously made me lol
Funnally enough I was watching 30 Days of Night (because it was better that watching a spider move along my ceiling) and I came to this concluesion:
Vampires like to suck blood.
That is all.
(Imagine if all the Cullens all secretly where Sociopaths and then eat Bella – FTW)
WIN! Maybe if people keep making ones (good ones, please) on and on for a few years, hopefully I can get a carrer in pychology.
(Yeah, spellcheck my arse)
Gud luk wif skul!
hear hear
How did you end up ignoring so many red squiggle marks? And I really think a dictionary would be a great Christmas gift for you. Sorry if this offends, but you seriously botched that post…
one*
exception*
finally* (i think? not sure what you were trying to say)
than*
conclusion*
were*
ate*
This is more of an observation than a random twilight joke. Answer why they are looking at each other’s pants.
because the truth is funny
Take a wild guess of the why…
‘I hate you and everything you stand for, I want to kill you and your species for taking my girl…. but WHERE did you buy those trousers?’
EHHHHHHNNNN. Sorry, that answer is in correct. It’s actually…
‘I hate you and everything you stand for, I want to kill you and you species for taking my “mustache”… but can I f**k you silly first?”
What makes it more stupid is that SMeyer makes up rules about vampires, and then ignores those rules for the sake of her little series. It makes no sense at all. I know how vampires have supernatural powers that allow them to defy physics and everything, but:
1) SMeyer has never written a book about vampires, only pixies.
2) She’s so bad at writing, she doesn’t even realise that her rules for being a vampire should mean that Edward can’t have children.
it’s a book about vampires and your arguing that the logic behind it is faulty?
Consistency is a virtue, even in fantasy.
You’re*
In the next movie there will be monster on monster butt sex and we find out Bella has a penis
I.. just might see that…
;>_>
Please a) let Jacob be the bottom and b) let us find out about Bella’s penis only by hearsay. I never want to see that girl (or the alleged “actress” who plays her) without clothes, even WITH a prosthetic phallus!
They glitter. Why wouldn’t they stare at one another’s pants.
Very intently, too
I think that they are both thinking ‘I’d tap that’.
Eric, you are my hero
Vampires. Want to suck your…erm….
And then
Buffy Staked Edward!
The End!
Except the decapitation thing. That still seems to work. But then I haven’t read the books and only watched one of the stupid movies.
New Moon and they’re checking each others butts out. Double entendre for the win.
Wait, you have to ask?
they are jealous.
how do you do one of those conntinuation off of these?
dont ask me i didnt care enough to watch the movies or read the books i just have nothing else to do
The longing is just to much XD
theyre tryin to see whos is bigger
one is looking at the penis or front and the other is looking at the ass or back. um….i wonder what will happen next?