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F**k you for beating me by a few seconds, but in those few seconds I realised being first is a waste of time
its actually a minute and a few seconds
If you’re a dog.
i was not the first, but also not the last….to bone your mom
Wow, I’m first… what’s so good about that? That was a waste of my time…
Ah crap.. Oh well
You failed !
Cause that’s how we roll.
Fk’n gators. <3
Saltwater Croc. Gators are only little…
Actually the American alligator can easily grow to 13 feet and the record is in the neighborhood of 18-19 feet
Pfft that’s why Stredders said gators are only little. The male Saltwater Croc is on average about 16 feet with the confirmed record being 21 feet (and weighing around 2,600lbs!!!) as well as numerous claims of salties at 23 feet and over.
The difference between a saltie and an alligator is the viciousness and the weight difference, a male saltie will average between 1,300lbs and 2,200 lbs making them the heaviest reptile in the world and they are ferociously territorial.
Thankfully though fatal attacks are fairly rare, only about 1 or 2 people are killed each year by crocs here
Cool story, bro!
And when you see what stupid tourists do in Australia’s Northern Territory, you wonder that more people don’t get to feed the salties!
Lol to the clueless dead people. Moment of silence for the rest.
Exactly – little.
15 – 18 feet is an average size for a grown male, but there have been plenty over 20 feet with weights of over 2,500 pounds.
An alligator would be a snack.
Whereas the Saltwater Croc males regularly grow to 18ft (the Gator record is supposedly 19ft) and there are confirmed reports of 23ft crocs (up to 30 if you count the tales – no pun intended).
The tail markings look like a saltwater croc to me (compare the Wikipedia picture of the Saltwater Crocodile).
Haters gonna hate
Gaters gonna hate XD
Failers gonna fail.
Trollers gonna troll!
The hell’s in it’s mouth!?! Is that a f*@king Hippo he’s chewing!? WTF?!
It’s a warthog.
Wild boar. That’s actually a Louisiana gator:
http://www.itsnature.org/ground/mammals-land/wild-boar/
Correct on the pig, but that’s a croc. Not an Aussie croc, it’s an African one.
Looks like a wild boar. Not an easy catch (for beings smaller than a truck)
It actually looks like a koala with the shape of its nose.
Wait until the lights change. You won’t believe the size of the spider that crosses next.
We don’t have hippos in Australia. Looks like a boar.
Nah, it’s just a wallaby, or possibly a roo.
That text underneath looks shopped…
Really badly shopped at that… THIS POSTER IS A FAKE!
yep, same with the previous one and the next one.
The scary thing is that it’s probably the length of a medium sized car and if you hit it crossing the road, it’s not going to lose.
Are those alligator shoes he’s wearing?
This is why saltwater crocs are such popular pets Down Under – they keep the wild pigs down, and those things can make a real mess of the flowerbeds.
Crocs like that love wild pigs (that’s what’s in his mouth). We do have a lot of them in Australia, crocs actually help get rid of the pest!
Just don’t screw with them. O_o
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
He’s missing a part of his tail!!!
so umm, this is crap. crocs arent that high off the ground for one.
and yeah, dr handle, we all have massive crocs in our backyards as pets.. -______-
it’s a photo taken in Cape York of an Estuarine Crocodile (a saltie) with a feral pig in its mouth. There’s a better photo going around from side on.
Oh, incidentally, the estuarine croc is the largest species out there, grows far bigger than the little gators you guys have over there.
It’s a Nile crocodile, carrying a warthog (you can see the distinctive tusks) near the Sabie river in the Kruger National Park, South Africa. Estuarine (saltwater) crocodiles are longer but slimmer.
OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
omg.. is that.. no.. It cant be.. FLUFFY??????
The game
^ I think you just lost it.