GAY VAMPIRE PR0N
Yup, it’s still less gay than Twilight.
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Yes it is!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it took the s**t out of me, it is right xD!!
True blood!
Oh yeah..I remember..the one in the back (Eric) killed the one in front..(Talbot) because Talbot’s actual honey killed Eric’s family, back in time when he was a viking..
it’s still gay
And how!
I’d watch gay vampire pr0n.
I won’t watch twilight :p
The gay vampire pron has better writing… and acting.
And the scene ends with more blood than all 3 twilight movies have together
The average woman’s period contains ends with blood than all five Twilight movies combined.
Team ERIC!!!!
team STFU.
Less gay: No
More manly: Hell Yes!
+1 internets
So true.
It’s from the last season of True Blood.
True.
And for those who are slow, the caption is from the TV show “True Blood”. It’s pretty entertaining once you get used to the southern US accent. Took me 5 episodes to get used to it.
I’ve seen every episode so far and I’m STILL not use to the accent.
I’ve seen none, and it looks like I lead a healthy, normal life.
That’s because everyone on that show sucks at the accent. I mean…. really.
Very bad at it indeed. It dosen’t sound like Louisiana’s accent much. The only times we heard French it was Parisian French and not Cadien French. They don’t really bother about being acurate.
At least to got vampires right : irresistible backstabbing bloodthirsty killers.
I’ve watched a few episodes and still couldn’t get used to HBO inserting random, unrelated erotic scenes (Deus Sex Machina?) everywhere to get more viewers. It wouldn’t be a problem if there was an actual purpose of them, not just to throw some nudity in.
>.> sadly thats not even HBO…. i read all the books (sookie stackhouse novels) and …um yeah all the random sex is in there.
I read a few of the books, then not realizing through my own airheadedness that the show was based off the novels, happened to watch a couple episodes, THEN made the connection.. Then thought to myself “Wow, I don’t remember THAT much sex in the books!!”
I was rolling eyes, annoyed by the un necessary sex scenes too, but I liked a show about actual vampires for once, so I looked over that.
Rofl.
Hurr hurr twilight joke, takes so much effort to make one.
I may not like Twilight, but got bored of making fun of it once new pop culture things came up.
Yea….this stuff needs to stop getting posted. For some reason I’m sure it won’t because all the guys around here seem to be stuck on the “if I don’t bash Twilight people will think I’m gay or won’t accept me” mind set.
I have a message for the Anti-Twilight Brigade. You need to knock it off. Your constant belittlement of a mediocre franchise (thanks to you, it’s received more attention than it EVER deserved) was not very entertaining to begin with. Now that we cannot go more than a few posts without a reference to “gay” vampires or something sparkly, it’s gotten completely out of hand. You are looking more and more like closet Twilight fans who watch the movies in secret when they think no one is home, flipping the channel in humiliation when they hear someone coming. People who *really* don’t watch Twilight don’t have to declare their hatred for it every ten seconds in order to get people to believe them. You’re overcompensating, and it’s giving the rest of us a headache. Find a new hobby. Knitting, maybe.
I just pretend that it doesn’t exist. Twilight?? Like, you mean dusk, right? New moon??? Oh darn, we’ve gone through the full cycle already?! Eclipse? WOW! I haven’t seen one in 25 years.
Sorry, this is the internet. Counselling is down the hall, to the left. Thank you.
I’ve got to agree on one thing: it’s mediocre. It’s not the worst thing ever and it’s far from being good. IMHO Twilight bashing is basically wasting the time you could use to make fun of something worse or to watch something better
they are the very definition of trolls. Im just saddened that the cheezburger network has been reduced to trolling….
I was raised and live in the South and I still can’t get used to the southern accents on True Blood…
Ditto, but then again I refuse to associate with people who sound like hicks.
They have fangs at least. Twilight vampires doesn’t have’em.
At least they don’t sparkle.
…lol…
…and went through the trouble of getting a screen capture?
rule 34 dude
Not only did he look for it but actually took a pic of it.
Hint: Bottom right corner.
It’s True Blood. Not sure the episode, but it’s season 3.
He/She’s obviously made a huge sacrafice for the general public. Be grateful you douche.
i did the hammer thing a lead hammer really damag….what was i talking about again?
… Am I the only one that think it could be really hot?
Ok, ok… I’m weird. I get it.
since the vampire was f**ked and staked at the same time, would that count as double penetration?
So, the main vampire gest staked while being f****d. Does that count as double penetration?
yes, it is True Blood
and yes, also, because it has a lot of gay scenes :/
watch the new season and be horrofied
the vampire in the back is Alexander Skarsgard aka Eric Northman (in the show)
watch the full scene here:
You forget Lafayette ^.^
Not quite double penetration, But he was definitely F**KED
’nuff said
ep 7 or 8 i think the only one i have missed
Gay pr0n=double the fun for girls. I know I don’t want to look at some broad getting plowed. I want to see dudes.
Yup, it’s called Twinklight, and it kinda sucks
AHHHHH! WHY DID I WATCH THIS!!!!
O M effing Gosh! I had no idea.
I get my True Blood from NetFlix, same with MadMen & Dexter.
A whole new level of weird.
BTW, Team LaFayette!
EYEBLEACH EYEBLEACH EYEBLEACH SOMEONE PLEASE!!!
I laughed at this. Is that wrong?
:O Man! He put the wrong pole into the wrong place!
I’m kinda disappointed now…
Just wanted to say… I fecking hate True Blood.
*Playing Chess*
“Check mate…I’m bored. Take off your clothes”
WTF?
They only have gay sex, but, hey, at least they’re not covered in glitter.
Both series are just as bad as each other if you ask me.
Best pickup line, EVER.
What do you want, a medal?
what is fecking?
I’ve never quite understood the appeal myself, if guys are into each other they’re not into me.
Can I have that eyebleach when you’re done? And maybe a lobotomy?
The line makes sense in the context of the show. The one saying ‘take off your clothes’ is a spoiled rich vampire whose sugar daddy is having the tall vampire keep his boytoy amused. Problem is, the sugar daddy killed tall boy’s family 1000 years ago, so tall boy has a vendetta, and takes it out by killing the only person sugar daddy ever loved.
Or they could have found a screen cap off the website they found it on. Doesn’t negate that they had to search for it.
I… just had to say it…
*Cowers in shame*
too long, did not read.
What? It was a bloody paragraph!
No one’s asking you EasterBunny. Why don’t you go back to hopping down your bunny trail.
It’s from True Blood
Wrong reply button?
Yeah, I agree with TheEasterBunny : real blood is delicious. True Blood tastes horrible, I hate it too.
People like to fool themselves it’s gona work out, but even the nice guys in the show feed on humans all the time.
(Ok ok, I’m done messing with you.
)
Many -if not most- vampire stories involve blood-sucking murderous creatures that will seduce their victims. Hot movies indeed.