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GAY VAMPIRE PR0N
Yup, it’s still less gay than Twilight.

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  1. SadButTrue says:

    Yes it is!

    • Laiho says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it took the s**t out of me, it is right xD!!

    • Lalala says:

      True blood!
      Oh yeah..I remember..the one in the back (Eric) killed the one in front..(Talbot) because Talbot’s actual honey killed Eric’s family, back in time when he was a viking..

  2. AndreGon says:

    it’s still gay

  3. CDThe says:

    I’d watch gay vampire pr0n.

    I won’t watch twilight :p

  4. Nicholas says:

    And the scene ends with more blood than all 3 twilight movies have together

  5. Qirronis says:

    Team ERIC!!!! :P

  6. Chuck says:

    Less gay: No

    More manly: Hell Yes!

  7. Saaaafs says:

    It’s from the last season of True Blood.

  8. Alex says:

    True.

    And for those who are slow, the caption is from the TV show “True Blood”. It’s pretty entertaining once you get used to the southern US accent. Took me 5 episodes to get used to it.

    • Miss Destani says:

      I’ve seen every episode so far and I’m STILL not use to the accent.

      • Epictrollisepic says:

        I’ve seen none, and it looks like I lead a healthy, normal life.

      • Jess says:

        That’s because everyone on that show sucks at the accent. I mean…. really.

        • Orly says:

          Very bad at it indeed. It dosen’t sound like Louisiana’s accent much. The only times we heard French it was Parisian French and not Cadien French. They don’t really bother about being acurate.

          At least to got vampires right : irresistible backstabbing bloodthirsty killers.

    • nzm1536 says:

      I’ve watched a few episodes and still couldn’t get used to HBO inserting random, unrelated erotic scenes (Deus Sex Machina?) everywhere to get more viewers. It wouldn’t be a problem if there was an actual purpose of them, not just to throw some nudity in.

      • JediKitteh says:

        >.> sadly thats not even HBO…. i read all the books (sookie stackhouse novels) and …um yeah all the random sex is in there.

        • JJ81 says:

          I read a few of the books, then not realizing through my own airheadedness that the show was based off the novels, happened to watch a couple episodes, THEN made the connection.. Then thought to myself “Wow, I don’t remember THAT much sex in the books!!”

          • Orly says:

            I was rolling eyes, annoyed by the un necessary sex scenes too, but I liked a show about actual vampires for once, so I looked over that.

  9. Cambo says:

    Hurr hurr twilight joke, takes so much effort to make one.

    I may not like Twilight, but got bored of making fun of it once new pop culture things came up.

    • djkaiba says:

      Yea….this stuff needs to stop getting posted. For some reason I’m sure it won’t because all the guys around here seem to be stuck on the “if I don’t bash Twilight people will think I’m gay or won’t accept me” mind set.

  10. 'Nuther Guest says:

    I have a message for the Anti-Twilight Brigade. You need to knock it off. Your constant belittlement of a mediocre franchise (thanks to you, it’s received more attention than it EVER deserved) was not very entertaining to begin with. Now that we cannot go more than a few posts without a reference to “gay” vampires or something sparkly, it’s gotten completely out of hand. You are looking more and more like closet Twilight fans who watch the movies in secret when they think no one is home, flipping the channel in humiliation when they hear someone coming. People who *really* don’t watch Twilight don’t have to declare their hatred for it every ten seconds in order to get people to believe them. You’re overcompensating, and it’s giving the rest of us a headache. Find a new hobby. Knitting, maybe.

    • Epictrollisepic says:

      I just pretend that it doesn’t exist. Twilight?? Like, you mean dusk, right? New moon??? Oh darn, we’ve gone through the full cycle already?! Eclipse? WOW! I haven’t seen one in 25 years.

    • TheEasterBunny says:

      Sorry, this is the internet. Counselling is down the hall, to the left. Thank you.

    • nzm1536 says:

      I’ve got to agree on one thing: it’s mediocre. It’s not the worst thing ever and it’s far from being good. IMHO Twilight bashing is basically wasting the time you could use to make fun of something worse or to watch something better

    • JediKitteh says:

      they are the very definition of trolls. Im just saddened that the cheezburger network has been reduced to trolling….

  11. Sal says:

    I was raised and live in the South and I still can’t get used to the southern accents on True Blood…

  12. MG says:

    They have fangs at least. Twilight vampires doesn’t have’em.

  13. Ryan says:

    At least they don’t sparkle.

  14. sinny- lulz at you says:

    …lol…

  15. Emily says:

    …and went through the trouble of getting a screen capture?

  16. mike says:

    rule 34 dude

  17. Rayfloyd says:

    Not only did he look for it but actually took a pic of it.

    Hint: Bottom right corner.

  18. Miss Destani says:

    It’s True Blood. Not sure the episode, but it’s season 3.

  19. Blergh says:

    He/She’s obviously made a huge sacrafice for the general public. Be grateful you douche.

  20. omg lol says:

    i did the hammer thing a lead hammer really damag….what was i talking about again?

  21. Phi says:

    … Am I the only one that think it could be really hot?

    Ok, ok… I’m weird. I get it.

  22. spoonman says:

    since the vampire was f**ked and staked at the same time, would that count as double penetration?

  23. spoonman says:

    So, the main vampire gest staked while being f****d. Does that count as double penetration?

  24. zer0xiss says:

    yes, it is True Blood

    and yes, also, because it has a lot of gay scenes :/

    watch the new season and be horrofied

    the vampire in the back is Alexander Skarsgard aka Eric Northman (in the show)

    watch the full scene here:

  25. Tahiti says:

    You forget Lafayette ^.^

  26. Stueymon says:

    Not quite double penetration, But he was definitely F**KED

  27. i lul'd says:

    ’nuff said

  28. shadowgirl says:

    ep 7 or 8 i think the only one i have missed

  29. Jade says:

    Gay pr0n=double the fun for girls. I know I don’t want to look at some broad getting plowed. I want to see dudes.

  30. Buff says:

    Yup, it’s called Twinklight, and it kinda sucks

  31. Epictrollisepic says:

    AHHHHH! WHY DID I WATCH THIS!!!!

  32. O M effing Gosh! I had no idea.
    I get my True Blood from NetFlix, same with MadMen & Dexter.

    A whole new level of weird.

    BTW, Team LaFayette!

  33. EJ says:

    EYEBLEACH EYEBLEACH EYEBLEACH SOMEONE PLEASE!!!

  34. Jane says:

    I laughed at this. Is that wrong?

  35. violet camicat says:

    :O Man! He put the wrong pole into the wrong place!

    I’m kinda disappointed now…

  36. TheEasterBunny says:

    Just wanted to say… I fecking hate True Blood.

  37. TheEasterBunny says:

    *Playing Chess*
    “Check mate…I’m bored. Take off your clothes”
    WTF?

  38. TheEasterBunny says:

    They only have gay sex, but, hey, at least they’re not covered in glitter.
    Both series are just as bad as each other if you ask me.

  39. Drinkytea says:

    Best pickup line, EVER.

  40. Mintywolf says:

    What do you want, a medal?

  41. [Name Only Available To Memebase™ Gold Members®] says:

    what is fecking?

  42. Mintywolf says:

    I’ve never quite understood the appeal myself, if guys are into each other they’re not into me.

  43. I_Bow_To_Sarcasm says:

    Can I have that eyebleach when you’re done? And maybe a lobotomy?

  44. foozlesprite says:

    The line makes sense in the context of the show. The one saying ‘take off your clothes’ is a spoiled rich vampire whose sugar daddy is having the tall vampire keep his boytoy amused. Problem is, the sugar daddy killed tall boy’s family 1000 years ago, so tall boy has a vendetta, and takes it out by killing the only person sugar daddy ever loved.

  45. kurisu7885 says:

    Or they could have found a screen cap off the website they found it on. Doesn’t negate that they had to search for it.

  46. TheEasterBunny says:

    I… just had to say it…
    *Cowers in shame*

  47. trogdor says:

    too long, did not read.

  48. Pisha says:

    What? It was a bloody paragraph!

  49. CBDeadman says:

    No one’s asking you EasterBunny. Why don’t you go back to hopping down your bunny trail.

  50. lsuts says:

    It’s from True Blood

  51. djkaiba says:

    Wrong reply button?

  52. Orly says:

    Yeah, I agree with TheEasterBunny : real blood is delicious. True Blood tastes horrible, I hate it too.

    People like to fool themselves it’s gona work out, but even the nice guys in the show feed on humans all the time.

    (Ok ok, I’m done messing with you. :P )

  53. Orly says:

    Many -if not most- vampire stories involve blood-sucking murderous creatures that will seduce their victims. Hot movies indeed.


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