EMO-NERD
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“A part” — why just be two words when you can be one?
lol.
Down the river, not across the street, silly Emo!
damn attention whores should really take the plunge eh.
My mom was a nurse in a county ICU. When she’d get someone who was a second suicide attempt, she’d pull up a chair, sit down, and explain how to do it right. You want to die, get it right; want attention, get help; but do not waste bed space again.
F**k off
I’m surprised she didn’t get her license revoked for that. You know some second suicide’s Mommy is going to come in and… oh wait, Mommy doesn’t care enough to come in. >.> How sad.
I hope she is fired.
let’s stop feeding the trolls, m’kay?
i hope your mother got fired.
I feel bad that I actually thought that was funny.
Because telling their guardians to take them to a psychiatrist is too much work, right?
Sure, a lot of emos are attention whores. Some people do have serious problems. Nevertheless, both groups need help.
Your mom’s a s**tty nurse. I hope the reason she’s not a nurse any longer is because she got her license revoked.
What moral values? She isn’t telling them to not kill themselves, she is explaining how to do it properly so they can get that sweet sweet death they seem to crave.
I’ve seen people telling others “life is worth living” and “just don’t bleed over the carpet”. 2 over 3 suicidals died after hearing first one and other one is still living after hearing the second. So, if you see an emo, demotivate it! ^^
Emo does NOT mean suicidal. It doesn’t even mean depressed.
ha….hahaha….ha. thats really bad, but so ironic. sounds like something MY mm would do
No its across the street not down the road..i would no
And wasn’t it “Don’t walk across the road, walk down the road!”?
I though it was “Don’t cross the street, go down the road”, but I’m not 100% sure.
no it’s not. if you cut “down the road” there’s a main blood vain and you could bleed to death if you cut too deep. btw, its “across the street, not down the alley.”
Which is why for suicide it’s “down the road” and for “attention it’s across the street”, as just about everyone else here has been saying
no it’s not. if you cut “down the road” there’s a main blood vain and you could bleed to death if you cut too deep. btw, its “across the street, not down the alley.”
YES, thank you! if you’re going to do the world a favor and rid yourself of it, then at least have the decency to do it right! no more of this cry-for-help crap! true emo’s do it vertically
no, true emos just continually say that theyre GOING to do it, but never actually do it
Pft. Every GOOD emo knows you slash vertically, not horizontally.
It was “down the road,not across,kids!”
Dont forget to rotate the box 90 degrees before you cut
Stupid Emokid, you make your cuts along the arm, not across the wrist. Across the wrist just means you want attention.
Emo’s do just want attention.
That’s rude and unfair. No person who labels themself like that is serious. However, people who DO cut themself usually don’t want attention. They do it to numb their own pain.
Anyone whose emo has issues anyway. They all secretly need help and want attention. Anyone who says they’re emo and don’t cut themselves are “Scene” not “Emo”. Numbing you pain means you have issues because you can’t vent like normal people and don’t have the guts to end it.
“whose emo”? Why, that emo belongs to the guy cutting his wrist. And anyone who’s emo has issues.
grrrrrrr…
Since when did Emo stop being about music and become about self harm? Hell, I remember when the term Emo first got thrown around, it’s changed alot.
Emo is simply another label for a certain youth counter culture. The fashion changes, the music changes but at the heart it’s the same as the 90s goth and nu-metallers (teen version), the 80s darkwavers and many many others before that.
Since it became a subculture and not just a music genre? If you think of a gothic you don’t think of someone wearing blue jeans and a pink sweater listening to gothic music either.
Emo’s pretty much, by an average persons standard nowaday, is someone who is into “Emo” music, dresses in a watered down, mixed version of Punk and Gothic, or as mstrauss said, 90s goth and nu-metallers, and generally cuts themselves. Refering to some one who is Emo means they cut themselves, dresses the part, listens to the music.
Someone who doesn’t cut themselves are labeled “Scene”.
No it they aren’t! Everyone on this comment thread needs to get their facts straight!
you’re talking about suicide like its macho.its not. its as macho as hiding in a cardboard box. (no offense snake)
I never cut myself so I can’t tell, but I’m sure lots of them do it for attention, just not all. Maybe not the kind of attention you’re thinking of. Lots of people start cutting at a bad point in their relationship to get attention from the partner.
People who cut for attention are just retards. According to my friends, me and my best friend are “Emo” even though we have never cut ourselves, we just listen to the music. thats what emo is. cutters are cutters, not emo.
THANK YOU! Nobody listens!
Thank you, somebody who understands.
agreed…
Oh shut up, no one cares.
Who is this person who keeps saying “apart” in the wrong context???
Yup, cut that way if you’re feeling like crap and want help. (Don’t) do it the other way for the real deal. And this was a hell of a lot harder to type than I thought it would be. Time for more therapy…
It’s incredibly difficult to kill yourself via slashing the wrists… it’s usually only done that way to make a statement, for it to be dramatic and bloody, and for attention from those two things, whether you finish the job or not.
The bulk of successful suicides are from eating a gun, etc. Instant things that you can’t change your mind on later.
If you fail, then either someone walked in at the wrong time, you planned for them to walk in halfway through, or you really didn’t want to do it anyway… or didn’t do your research.
I’m not pro suicide, just stating the facts.
Are you f**king kidding me?
It’s not always for attention, it rarely is. People do it because it’s words they can no longer say. It is repressed anger seeping out. They can’t physically harm others so they harm themselves.
They can’t escape, no one wants to hear what they have to say, they run out of options and don’t know what else to do.
So at least state the correct facts, if you’re going to state any.
THANK YOU! i defiantly agree with you Anne. and btw, to all you ignorant, judging people– most people who cut, cover it up. they hide it. and don’t tell anyone. not for attention.
People who do it for attention give the others a bad rep: that’s how it always is.
So, people, quit going to extremes to argue: it always depends. ALWAYS.
People who do it for attention give others a bad rep…
If you are cutting yourself you shouldn’t have a good rep, no one will say ‘hey that guy is credible’ because he cuts himself and covers it up.
Where are you from? I’m wondering because of your name.
“socially outcast”? excuse me? i would like to kill you now sir
so no more /wrist it would be ctrl+x wrist now?
Remember your mantra! Down, not across…Down, not across…
You all got it wrong; it is not across the wrist, not along the arm, it is across the jugular.
Wow…that isnt very nice to judge those you dont understand…
You do understand what a joke is right? If you don’t then i suggest you leave the internet…fast.
A joke someone else wrote…what…7 years ago?
is that…. THE GIMP?!
As hilarious as it may be to poke fun at REAL mental health issues, that most people feel is either a “cry for attention” or “just get over it, god, I am happy why aren’t you????”, I would like to point out that the good majority of Emo kids DO NOT in fact self injure, and the percentage that do, will either do it because they do suffer from ACTUAL depression, OR because they think it is cool. Of course, self injury is not cool or trendy or fun. It is, in fact, the opposite because too many people call other people with real and debilitating mental health problems, EMO!
Completely agree with every statement made. See this is facts, there is no joking about this sort of thing.
The term has changed, you aren’t emo unless you cut yourself now you are considered ‘Scene’ although i hate to point this out since it has been said several times already…
Oh shut up. 90% of emos don’t even cut.
That’s not how you cut!
If you’re serious, cut diagonally across the whole arm!
You wussies with your cries for attention!
Or cut an artery like in that movie Cellular, that you can rent, watch the whole movie before you end it though, it’s kind of enjoyable. And Chris Evans is a cool guy Not that he’d ever date someone as miserable as you!
And to you too…for many people that cut, it isnt a cry for attention at all…in fact, for many cutters, people dont even know about it. It is simply a way to escape pain.
Sounds like someone has issues!
Shut your hole.
Most cutting is not an attempt as suicide, so how is doing it in a non-fatal way “doing it wrong”?
Plenty of cutting isn’t done for attention either. It’s often done as a distraction from other kinds of pain. Even if it is done for attention, how the hell does that affect you? As long as people aren’t actually spilling their blood where you’ll have to touch it, whats the problem? It’s not your responsibility to fix their problems, but it kind of is your responsibility not to try and make them worse. Leave people alone for f**k’s sake.
Real cutters hide what they are doing to keep people from finding out and trying to take that option away from them. They feel like they need that release and will do anything to keep it.
If you want to cut, if you need to cut fine. Once you start advertising it you just become a pathetic little drama queen who’s wasting peoples time.
Slashing a wrist is just asking for attention. “Oh look, I’m so sad and I want to die. Poor poor little me.”
So yah, there is a wrong way to cut and a it also happens to be the wrong way to kill yourself. Pick one, you can’t have both.
isnt emo short for emotional? no wonder they get a bad wrap. how many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none thay can cry in the dark. just like bi-sexual girls, these kids see attention given to these people and they emmulate. sad they cant get the same attention for getting good grades and making some tign of themselves
that’s a win
NO NO NO!!!! Everyone knows that you cut vertically along the veins. Not across. Emos can’t even do it right.
Remember, kids, Rippy the Razor says – “Down the street, not across the way!”
Indeed it is. You won’t find that on Mapquest.
Honestly, you’re thinking about suicide. People who cut to release pain cut horizontally or carve words.
Why yes, I am judging your lack grammar skills.
You were trying to be ironic, right?
Judging our lack OF grammar skills, I believe.
F-You good person nerds rock my socks right off! emos can go get raped by monkeys for all i care but NERDS RULE!!!
Press delete!
Suicide is supposed to be now funny?!?!?!?! This is SICK!
Wooooowwww… This is the internet. Crude jokes are funny here. Get used to it.
It’s not suicide, for one, and it’s not crude, for another ['harsh' is a better term, dear]. You’ve both been corrected.
Double pwn.
True dat.
Where’s the love
Penis.
Penis WIN
I got a “Tickle-me Emo” doll for Christmas!
I’m going to hell for finding this funny, I just know it.
Double points if they put a layer of red behind the photo layer.
EMO
You’re all assuming (wrongly) that this wrist belongs to the cursor-operator who is cutting it. Now that you realize it is not pathetic self-mutilation, but rather good ol’, sadistic cutting of random wrists (by computer nonetheless), let’s label this with the right music genre.
Long live technopolka!
Don’t be silly emo kid. If you go in that direction, it won’t kill you. You will, however, get another chance to cry for attention…silver lining I suppose.
I used to cut and I find this hilarious.
But really…why am I even surprised that there are @ssholes on here…?
1. People who cut usually aren’t suicidal and are in fact trying to get better and trying to distract from their depression. Cutting actually feels good because of a little thing called endorphins that can get quite addictive. (Bet you didn’t know that! ‘Course you didn’t, because I know the majority of you would rather be ignorant for the rest of your lives instead of help, you’d rather make people miserable. No comment to you if you really would rather see people miserable you unfunny sadistic fug-hole.)
2. I friggin’ hate emo kids. They’re attention-whores who say they’ll cut just for attention and give people with depression or people who cut a bad rep.
3. Personal reply to people who hate “cutters”. One of your friends or even a family member may cut and you may never, I repeat NEVER know. And it can and IS done in places other than the wrist. (eg. Leg, stomach, chest, shoulder etc…)
Now that that’s out of the way…I lol’d.
(Now watch as I get a few replies telling me to shut up lol even though I’ve already said what I’ve said, don’t waste your time. ;P)
There are other ways to get endorphins running, you don’t have to do something stupid like cut yourself.
Silly noob, ur doin it rong!
You’re doing it wrong….attention whore. Down the street not across the road.
MEEP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
☺
This is me. Almost. I at least fit the emo-nerd description
OH MY F**KING GOD IT’S A SILLY PICTURE NO NEED TO GET PISSED ABOUT IT!!!
I think tht pic is sick and stupid it is not even funny :’ it makes me sick tht people tht is fuuny
what the actual f**k, it’s a PICTURE!!
Emo-nerd. Which is different from a normal Emo, because?
Seriously….why not just press delete and get it over with quickly?
i really wonder what other commands would do!
wow. i dont label myself as emo but i do cut. i HATE being called emo cuz cutting does not define emo. why do ppl have so much against ppl who cut anyway? we r ppl too not jus someattention whores as u so ‘kindly’ define it. but if u ask my opion u cnt judge until uvebeen through it. i cut for many reasons but attentions not one of them. if it was i wuld go around showing everyone i dontthough. i only show ppl cus they ask to see. but seriously stop hattin. im not emo i have bpd look it up its hard to deal with.
You see, he wants to cut so that he can paste it, and therefore have infinite wrists. He isn’t actually emo!
Really? “All Emos are attention whores”? And a friggin debate about which direction to cut? *sigh*
Are we really all that shallow that we have to make fun of others in order to feel fulfilled?
Or too sensitive to take a joke? I cut, and this made me laugh.