If you don’t count, then how did you count the 3,000 nuclear bombs? And for that matter, how did you *make* the nuclear bombs?
The only logical solution: only those who are capable of counting and do so get nuclear bombs. Therefore, learn to count before you start toting your HURRMERICAN GLORY.
That is all.
Not really. Anybody who automatically says that ALL Americans are stupid is automatically a retard. However, saying that MOST Americans are stupid is other thing…
id say most of the outspoken ones, keep in mind there are those of us who try not to broadcast ourselves as better than everyone else, i hate when people do that
Look at your comment, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your comment, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Very Demotivational, reading the comment your comment could be like. I’m on a computer…
Actually, yeah. It was a status my friend posted on Facebook. Just about everyone took it and made it their own statuses. Few days later, I come on here, see this, go back and edit the original status/Facebook parts to comment/Very Demotivational.
I’ve seen other posters referencing this before this of course, but I basically came in to say the same thing.
To be fair, people usually seem to use pictures of Neil Patrick Harris on a horse to reference this instead of actually posting this guy. (Do we even know his name or is he just “old spice guy”?)
This guy’s awesome enough to get rid of every ethnicity’s negative stigma. White people are no longer suits, Asians no longer confuse r’s and l’s, and the black guy behind me on the bus just stopped talking about the ass of every teenage white or hispanic girl that walks past him.
Hello, people!! Look at your award, now back to mine. Now back at your award, now back to mine. Sadly it isn’t mine, but if you stopped losing and started acting in spectacular award-winning commercials it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a computer watching the commercial your commercial could look like. What did you watch? Back at mine, it’s a commercial for that thing you’ve always wanted. Look again the thing is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you scrub with Old Spice Body Wash using a live wolverine while riding your jet ski lion into the sunset. SWAN DIVE!!
Look at you, now back to me, now back to you, now back to me, sadly, you’re not me, but if you stop failing and start being awsome like me, you could seem like you’re me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the red carpet with the man you could be like. What’s in your hand? Back to me, i have it. It’s an award for being awsome. Look again. THE AWARD IS NOW A GIANT DIAMOND. Anything is possible, when you’re as awsome as i am. I’m in your house.
Don’t even have Old Spice in my country (UK) and I still read that in his voice…. That’s the internet….
I want to hug and smell him as I have no idea what this Old Spice stuff smells like…
omg i did! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO_OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH☺☺☺☺☺HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why r u still reading this? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHh-hhh-hh-hhh- *cough*-Ah.
Dang… He knows my thoughts.
holy crap i actually did
yes i did.
If I could I would totally do this guy! Only man that makes mustaches look sexy… only man ever.
its funny cuz its true. This guy has the most epic sexy voice ever.
errrrr….
well who can resist!!!
I can.
I love him and I totally did
You doesn’t look like me but you can get an award like me. I’m on the Emmy.
first
(not important)
(pretends this is a demotivational poster)
americans.
they cant count.
You dont have to f**king count if you have over 3000 nuclear bombs at your disposal
If you don’t count, then how did you count the 3,000 nuclear bombs? And for that matter, how did you *make* the nuclear bombs?
The only logical solution: only those who are capable of counting and do so get nuclear bombs. Therefore, learn to count before you start toting your HURRMERICAN GLORY.
That is all.
More Americans making the rest of us look bad…
*facepalm*
Not really. Anybody who automatically says that ALL Americans are stupid is automatically a retard. However, saying that MOST Americans are stupid is other thing…
id say most of the outspoken ones, keep in mind there are those of us who try not to broadcast ourselves as better than everyone else, i hate when people do that
You would if you wanted to know if you actually had 3000 nukes and not 25…
i take slight offense to that, i can count just fine!
1… 2… er, Q… &.. and the bat signal. can i get my cookie now?
LOL @ bat signal.
no,no, it’s 1, 2, q, triangle, THEN the bat signal! MY COOKIE!
I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH.*grabs assault rifle*
your move.*begins firing*
Who said Chosen1 was an American? The grammar doesn’t even indicate a native English speaker.
Sure sign of most americans. It’s the education system. Hell, I speak english better than most americans I’ve met, and I’m spanish.
Touche, Old Spice Man. Not only that, but I replayed half the commercial in my head. Damn you, effective advertising!
Actually they did some research and while it may be entertaining advertising, there old spice commercials have not increased sales at all.
Incorrect sir. I have personally started buying old spice because of Bruce Campbell commercials. Before that I was using whatever suit my fancy.
FAIL, the comertail is not world wide, i dont know him or his voice, so te caption fails
FAIL the commertial and campaing are online so you could have seen it.
Fail learn how to spell commercial X2
Win. Also, the word campaign may need to be addressed.
Strut for me, Leo!
I’d rather watch Cera prance…
My husband decided to try it, too, thanks to this guy being totally hilarious and random.
and it doesn’t smell like ‘old man old spice’ any more.
And I always used whatever fancied my suit.
Actually they’re up 107%
http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2010/07/hey-old-spice-haters-sales-are-up-107.html
I’m on a horse! YAAA!
Haha, I so totally did… I love him, this just made my LONG work days attitude go away.
.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Look at your comment, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your comment, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Very Demotivational, reading the comment your comment could be like. I’m on a computer…
you win +1 internets
WIN!
epic win.
Most epic win for you good sir!!!
… I’m a chick…? O.o
Not anymore, you’re not. You’re the man your man could smell like.
meh, i can deal with that
EPIC WIN!
Cut/Pasted from another source.
Actually, yeah. It was a status my friend posted on Facebook. Just about everyone took it and made it their own statuses. Few days later, I come on here, see this, go back and edit the original status/Facebook parts to comment/Very Demotivational.
Very astute of you, guy who can’t have fun.
I bow before thy wit. Marry me.
The award is now DIAMONDS!!
Haha! Good one!
I’m on a horse!
lollollollol.
omg. what am i thinking now? … that’s right! NOTHING!
Then i’ll give you half… OF NOTHING!
Nathan? Hurry back to the studio and record the next DethAlbum already! You can taunt the judicial system later!
Stop! Dividing zero is just a step away from dividing BY zero.
HOLY S**T!!!!!
The award is now DIAMONDS!!!
Look again, the diamonds are now tickets to that thing you love.
I’m on a horse!
Look up, look down. Now your horse is a Ferrari.
unfortunately, your husbands VW is not a ferrari.
But he and his VW can SMELL like me.
And yes, this horse is made of STARS. Did you notice I was riding this star-horse backwards?
Ironically, they’re tickets to the ceremony where he got that award.
Should I know this person?
Thanks. I’ve got TiVo and don’t remember the last time I watched a commercial. Oh, yeah — the Super Bowl six months ago.
I didn’t know who he was, and I read it in his voice O_O
Ok, this pic is a helluva lot funnier now i’ve seen that xDDD i don’t have tv, so i fail at seeing commercials.
Nah. IDK who the hell this guy is either.
You must be shunned.
If it’s any consolation, I read it in B.o.B.’s voice…which is infinitely worse.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
NUUUUUUUHHHHSSSSS! (Look up Charlie the Unicorn in reverse…it’s weird)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT THAT STUPID UNICORN CRAP VIDEO JUST DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
I’ve seen other posters referencing this before this of course, but I basically came in to say the same thing.
To be fair, people usually seem to use pictures of Neil Patrick Harris on a horse to reference this instead of actually posting this guy. (Do we even know his name or is he just “old spice guy”?)
Isaiah Mustafa
Just “old spice guy”
Goddammit, we don’t even get the old spice ads in this country and I still read it in his voice.
How did he know?????
o_O Wow.
The award, your award could look like!
I’m on a horse
Get out of my head Charles!
@Ber – His first commercial (the one posted here) actually was shown on the Super Bowl broadcast.
@someone – His name is Isaiah Mustafa. He’s actually a pretty impressive guy.
i keep looking down then back but those tickets wont appear!
LOL! Nice! I’m waiting on the diamonds myself.
I’m just waiting for his inevitable epic battle with The Most Interesting Man in The World.
This would be epic.
Until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them both.
Norris is dead baby, Norris is dead.
It’s a chopper.
He is far better than The Most Interesting Man In The World, who is not even funny. He is just strange and unfunny. Old Spice Man wins.
Old Spice Guy: The hottest black man embraced by America since Obama.
… Obama is not hot…
…and I certainly didn’t and won’t embrace Obama. Not that I would “embrace” Isaiah Mustafa either, but I think the commercials are awesome.
This guy’s awesome enough to get rid of every ethnicity’s negative stigma. White people are no longer suits, Asians no longer confuse r’s and l’s, and the black guy behind me on the bus just stopped talking about the ass of every teenage white or hispanic girl that walks past him.
Touche! I did…lol
GOD thats so true
Good god…if that ever happened the universe would implode due to sheer amount of awesome O.o
Just don’t divide by zero.
YES, YES I DID, OH SEXY SEXY MAN.
I didn’t.
I dunno who this guy is, haaaa.
Hello, people!! Look at your award, now back to mine. Now back at your award, now back to mine. Sadly it isn’t mine, but if you stopped losing and started acting in spectacular award-winning commercials it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a computer watching the commercial your commercial could look like. What did you watch? Back at mine, it’s a commercial for that thing you’ve always wanted. Look again the thing is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you scrub with Old Spice Body Wash using a live wolverine while riding your jet ski lion into the sunset. SWAN DIVE!!
You, sir, are WIN.
Win!!
AWESOME!!! AHAHA
HAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH EPIC XD
Win!!!! lol.
EPIC IMMD LOL
Ordinarily, I’d say this is old, but the live wolverine and the jet ski lion convinced me otherwise. Bravo, sir, I salute you.
Anything is possible with Old Spice.
i hate it when the computer is right,
What did he get a golden globe for (other than being awesome)
A Golden Globe: The award your award could look like.
He won an emmy, actually, for best commercial! Well deserved!
Swan Dive! all the way down to my comment
My kids love those commercials….
The advert made me lol :’)
Who is this?
That is Isaiah Mustafa.
A.K.A. – “The Old Spice guy.”
[...] LOOK DOWN, NOW UP, I HAVE AN AWARD You just read this in my voice.. [...]
The game. You lost it.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you.
Look at you, now back to me, now back to you, now back to me, sadly, you’re not me, but if you stop failing and start being awsome like me, you could seem like you’re me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the red carpet with the man you could be like. What’s in your hand? Back to me, i have it. It’s an award for being awsome. Look again. THE AWARD IS NOW A GIANT DIAMOND. Anything is possible, when you’re as awsome as i am. I’m in your house.
Oh wow thank you. Just read that in his voice. PERFECT!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! T.T
Best. Thing. Ever.
Hi I like cheeseburgers *awaiting moderation*
Nope, I didn’t, I don’t know who he is
Don’t even have Old Spice in my country (UK) and I still read that in his voice…. That’s the internet….
I want to hug and smell him as I have no idea what this Old Spice stuff smells like…
My thoughts exactly! He’s one of the sexiest men I’ve ever seen! WANT!
holy mother! pics can talk!
I’d do him. I’m a guy. And I’d do Him. And I’m straight. And I’d do him.
indeed i did.
OMG! GET OTU OF MY HEAD!!!! I love this guy
omg i did! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO_OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH☺☺☺☺☺HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why r u still reading this? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHh-hhh-hh-hhh- *cough*-Ah.
woah!! he knuws my toughts…HE’S GOD!!!
Who knew an actor could be that good? Dang.
lmao i did.
so now you can get an award for smelling like a man and NOT a lady!
I’m on a horse.
Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a device that made you read that in my voice!
Top secret news, everyone!
OMGZ i’z knowz whoz zis iz. its that guy from that commercial i saw that one time. I’z thinkz itz Old Spice right?
THE AWARD IS NOW DIAMONDS.
this guy is so awesome