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BACON GUN
Only in America

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  1. Annalulu says:

    It’s baconlicious!

  2. Ekujo says:

    It WILL kill you, the one way or the other.

  3. Whaw says:

    Awesomeness win!
    Ak-47 = win
    Bacon = Epic win
    Bacon AK-47 – super epic win!!

  4. But... says:

    …but why is the bacon on the road? Now it’s all dirty… such a waste. =(

  5. LOL says:

    Everyone loves bacon (with possible pigs exception)

  6. miomo says:

    shot only at your head…

  7. mark says:

    bacon makes everything better. this is just further proof!

  8. Freddy says:

    thats a deadly combination

  9. tooyung says:

    “Bacon kills”, is that the message? I can think of worse ways to go. Fire up that frying pan…

  10. spider says:

    If the bullet doesn’t kill you….the cholesterol will =)

  11. Mystify says:

    It can cause a heart attack at 300 paces.

  12. Mina says:

    Only if it shoots sausage bullets.

  13. Gwillathekilla says:

    7.62 calories per round.

  14. Gross says:

    I love bacon, but this is just gross. You’ve have to wear a hazmat suit to hold the thing.

    Oh, and what a waste of bacon.

    • fernblatt says:

      Maybe it’s just bacon-colored cammo wrap??

      

      Someone should come up with that or bacony duct tape or sumpin’. Local Walmart has Bacon Band-Aids….

  15. remp says:

    you gonna eat that afterwards, right?

  16. itsnotdarien says:

    OMNOMNOMNONMNOMNONMNONMONMNONMONMNOMNON

  17. John-Bob says:

    Double US cliché : guns + fat food. Yeah, only in America.

  18. Kissy Monster says:

    What a wasted of bacon… that guy should be hanged

  19. alien.anthrax says:

    so … does it kill the people you fire at, or does it feed them bacon?

  20. Allison says:

    BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Phoenix says:

    While the AK-47 is neat, it should have been an M3. Then we could call it a real “grease gun”. :)

  22. greenxboy says:

    it cost 400,000$ to eat this weapon for 12 secondes (tf2 reference)

  23. Henrik C says:

    How to end all wars – Baconize all weapons.

  24. Blah says:

    Hmmm Bacon, it’s been 10 years since I’ve had bacon and eggs fried in the bacon fat…. so good.

    I suppose that’s why I lost 40 pounds.

    • )~*.Logic.*~( says:

      Technically, bacon is good for you.
      It’s sientifically proven that if a woman eats bacon while pregnant, her child will have a better memory. If you look on Graph Jam, there’s a thing somewhere on there about how bacon is good for you.

      • mavisbeecon says:

        Because graphjam is a reliable source for scientific facts…
        Still i love bacon and i love that people think eating a plate of it will give you a heart attack…it takes years of eating greasy food at every meal to do that…

  25. erobed2 says:

    Bacon Gun. Only in the Land of WIN

  26. faraga says:

    Only when covered in a layer of awesomesause.

  27. sip says:

    ONLY IN AMERICA do they make non-working, but edible replicas of Soviet Russian real weapons

    • Epictrollisepic says:

      It’s just Russia now.

    • Sold in the US, but made in China.

      Half the stuff on grocery shelves comes from meat or veggies made somewhere else.

      Does the US actually *make* anything any more?? I mean *other* than CEO’s who run businesses for a few months, bankrupt them, them give themselves several-hundred-million dollar raises when they leave? Then after they leave, they run lobbying firms that pay politicians to pass laws just for big businesses?

    • sip says:

      it was soviet when ak-47 was invented

  28. Epictrollisepic says:

    Bacon isn’t so great. Guns are alright though.

  29. stefutz says:

    what is this, I don’t even

  30. anon lolaz says:

    ammo-7.62 baconized cal.ories
    pleasures you while killing you slowly…

  31. il duderino says:

    death by carbs

  32. James Carrier says:

    Useful in a ham-bush…

  33. Tom says:

    It’s funny considering AK-47s aren’t used in America, nice attempt though.

  34. flippy561 says:

    GREASE BULLETS!!!!

  35. fenderjazz says:

    And I’m proud to be an American…

  36. GiRock says:

    Next time, WE EAT A GUN!


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