1. Pork and AKs, perfect for fighting people who the local religion into a reason to kill. That poor non-terrorist majority of muslims.
2. Because I’m proud to be an american, where at least I have bac-cooooooon!
I suppose i will be that guy this once…
Sorry to say mister ‘america is evil’ but there are guns and fat people everywhere not just in america.
Now i feel dirty…
Technically, bacon is good for you.
It’s sientifically proven that if a woman eats bacon while pregnant, her child will have a better memory. If you look on Graph Jam, there’s a thing somewhere on there about how bacon is good for you.
Because graphjam is a reliable source for scientific facts…
Still i love bacon and i love that people think eating a plate of it will give you a heart attack…it takes years of eating greasy food at every meal to do that…
Half the stuff on grocery shelves comes from meat or veggies made somewhere else.
Does the US actually *make* anything any more?? I mean *other* than CEO’s who run businesses for a few months, bankrupt them, them give themselves several-hundred-million dollar raises when they leave? Then after they leave, they run lobbying firms that pay politicians to pass laws just for big businesses?
It’s baconlicious!
And just the thing for fighting Mohammedan terrorists!
1. Pork and AKs, perfect for fighting people who the local religion into a reason to kill. That poor non-terrorist majority of muslims.
2. Because I’m proud to be an american, where at least I have bac-cooooooon!
baconlicius?
*puts on sunglasses*
*aims gun to mouth*
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
It WILL kill you, the one way or the other.
It’s the bacon-ater
“I’ll be back (bacon)”
Awesomeness win!
Ak-47 = win
Bacon = Epic win
Bacon AK-47 – super epic win!!
Its a BK-47
You got to love Russian guns and bacon!
…but why is the bacon on the road? Now it’s all dirty… such a waste. =(
I feel your pain
New Roadhouse flavor. >=)
Everyone loves bacon (with possible pigs exception)
And vegans .. Oh, wait you already mentioned those.
Juuust kidding.
I have a friend who’s a vegan, and she’s really nice. ass.
How did you manage to miss “Juuust kidding”… Idiot.
Lol I didn’t even miss that…And I’m vegan.
Lol bacon gun…making pigs everywhere flee in terror…
Chillax it’s called a joke.
Yes I bet she does have a really nice ass…
That is the first thing I thought. +10 for beating me to it.
You kidding? She dont eat bacon how is she gona get an ass?
shot only at your head…
bacon makes everything better. this is just further proof!
thats a deadly combination
“Bacon kills”, is that the message? I can think of worse ways to go. Fire up that frying pan…
If the bullet doesn’t kill you….the cholesterol will =)
It can cause a heart attack at 300 paces.
Only if it shoots sausage bullets.
7.62 calories per round.
Cleverrr
I love bacon, but this is just gross. You’ve have to wear a hazmat suit to hold the thing.
Oh, and what a waste of bacon.
Maybe it’s just bacon-colored cammo wrap??
Someone should come up with that or bacony duct tape or sumpin’. Local Walmart has Bacon Band-Aids….
you gonna eat that afterwards, right?
OMNOMNOMNONMNOMNONMNONMONMNONMONMNOMNON
Double US cliché : guns + fat food. Yeah, only in America.
I suppose i will be that guy this once…
Sorry to say mister ‘america is evil’ but there are guns and fat people everywhere not just in america.
Now i feel dirty…
eat some bacon
What a wasted of bacon… that guy should be hanged
so … does it kill the people you fire at, or does it feed them bacon?
Yes
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While the AK-47 is neat, it should have been an M3. Then we could call it a real “grease gun”.
WIN! Bacon.
it cost 400,000$ to eat this weapon for 12 secondes (tf2 reference)
(goes to get sandvich)
How to end all wars – Baconize all weapons.
Hmmm Bacon, it’s been 10 years since I’ve had bacon and eggs fried in the bacon fat…. so good.
I suppose that’s why I lost 40 pounds.
Technically, bacon is good for you.
It’s sientifically proven that if a woman eats bacon while pregnant, her child will have a better memory. If you look on Graph Jam, there’s a thing somewhere on there about how bacon is good for you.
Because graphjam is a reliable source for scientific facts…
Still i love bacon and i love that people think eating a plate of it will give you a heart attack…it takes years of eating greasy food at every meal to do that…
Yeah, GraphJam sucks when it comes to scientific facts. Sientific facts, on the other hand…
Bacon Gun. Only in the Land of WIN
Only when covered in a layer of awesomesause.
ONLY IN AMERICA do they make non-working, but edible replicas of Soviet Russian real weapons
It’s just Russia now.
Sold in the US, but made in China.
Half the stuff on grocery shelves comes from meat or veggies made somewhere else.
Does the US actually *make* anything any more?? I mean *other* than CEO’s who run businesses for a few months, bankrupt them, them give themselves several-hundred-million dollar raises when they leave? Then after they leave, they run lobbying firms that pay politicians to pass laws just for big businesses?
Yes we still make more things than anyone else in the world, there is a reason our GDP makes up 25% of the global economy.
it was soviet when ak-47 was invented
Bacon isn’t so great. Guns are alright though.
KILL THE NONBELIEVER
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Kill It With Fire!!
HERESY!!!!
what is this, I don’t even
ammo-7.62 baconized cal.ories
pleasures you while killing you slowly…
death by carbs
Carb A Diem (seize the carbs)
Google translate says that it means “Day of the burning coal”…
LIES!
Still better than death by crabs.
death by carps.
ba-gun
Useful in a ham-bush…
It’s funny considering AK-47s aren’t used in America, nice attempt though.
GREASE BULLETS!!!!
And I’m proud to be an American…
Next time, WE EAT A GUN!
N crap WIN