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That would be a wise course of action.
Yeah, average them and they’re both awesome!
win! that was what i thought as well… caption not demotivational…
*fap fap fap* this is very motivational *fap fap fap fap fap fpa fap fapf fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fpa squirt*
Why would you want to average them? Get rid of the toothpick (she’s ugly anyway) and you keep one with the full size.
agreed!
i think she def went too big. not that id say no to her.
also the other might not be as bad as you think, the shade is making most of her features indistinct. she’s also not all that flat, just compared to the other
But then they’d each have one huge boob and one small one. I fail to see the appeal.
What the hell are you talking about? It wouldn’t be one big boob and one small boob…
no wai…
yea I no.
…Are you stupid, Are you Stupid?
Understanding of averaging fail.
Understanding of sarcasm fail.
Thank you Faust and Whatevs. WTF happened to people’s sense of humor these days?
Understanding of humor fail.
Understanding of troll fail.
trolling win.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Such pretty water…
You want the “If you see the water, I’ve got bad news for you.” joke? Well, too bad. I’m not giving it to you.
that’s alright, it wasn’t funny anyways.
I was doing a parody on the joke because it seemed like one of the comments that’s just fishing for it. Actually, I despise the people who keep posting those jokes.
On a side note, I do think that water is pretty, yes.
well , i’ve got some bad news for you…
I actually find both the women ugly and the water pretty. No joke intended. One of them needs to eat and the other just looks odd.
yeah, she does look odd, but that rack would go great on a different woman
Hmm… think I agree . . . beautiful scenery, scary looking chicks . . .is this Canada?
agreed, the one on the right needs to eat a sammich or 20.
Tis be shooped.
Sorry. Not ‘shopped.
Believe it or not, there are girls that do such stupid things to their bodies, in hopes of being “attractive.”
I agree that it’s stupid for a woman to surgically change her body for vanity, but did they have to take ALL the stuffing out of her chest pillows?
not all women are large chested… it’s much less common to have large boobs.
Oh. Really. Wait? WHAT? Dude.
Welcome to the internet sir. I can tell you’re new to this place do you need me to show you around?
May be – but those aren’t round enough to be fake and are too large to be held up by a bikini that flimsy. Ergo: shopped.
I guess you’ve never seen the photo of Selma Hayek in the white dress with spaghetti straps.
If you look closely, you will see the “dent” in the back of her neck, where her halter strap is obviously holding some weight.
And, what would be the point in ‘shopping an otherwise plain Jane?
The tell tale point is the underboob.
If you look under her left breast where the bikini should wrap underneath, you see the fold where her breast would meet with her torso. It’s floating several inches beyond her actual torso.
‘shopped
Wow! Such huge….BOATS in the background.
Your joke failed, those boats are quite modest.
Did someone say motorboat? bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwt!!!
copyycat
Beat me to it…
meh… those girls are much too scrawny, other then the boobs.
PHOTOSHOPPED… has to be… I know there are some who do that, but still…looks wrong somehow… and I do like me some boobage, but no…
If it makes you feel better… I think I see pads in the large-chested girl’s top.
Thank god you dont see them in the other girls top (nega-boobs?)
That’s not pads, thats a metal support structure!
FIRST ‘SHOP TROLL!
Holy zombies, I want to feed the girl on the right and migrate some of left girl’s boobies south to fill her out too.
Photoshopped…I can tell by the pixels
I can still dream!
As the dog house diaries already said: Dear Adobe, Thank You!!!
totally shopped
She’s gonna have back problems. She’s gonna shrivel up.
Yea… ouch. :/
unless they’re filled with helium.
Niether of them are that good looking. The blonde would be hot if her boobs weren’t big as her freakin head. They’re way too big.
Come on, they’re nowhere near as big as her head yet. There are girls out there with natural boobs that large or larger, and some that have surgically gotten as large as basket – or even small beach – balls.
O RLY? See link.
(Apologies for any decrease in fapability. Unless, of course, you’ve got a thing for faceboob…)
Dude, the giant boobs on the first are too revolting.
The other doesn’t have boobs at all.
I say somewhere in-between would be just right for me.
“But if you average them…”
you win the internetz
You notice how the one with the big boobs is smiling and the small-titted one is not. Big boobs == happiness for women. And while many complain of all the “downsides”, you know they love them and the attention they bring.
So your conclusion is that the happiness quotient for women is equivalent to their chest size? BRRRNT. Wrong answer. While some people have self-confidence issues or are just plain shallow, others actually DON’T CARE.
There WAS actually a study done that showed that women with bigger breasts (when they got too big the results actually went the other way though) had more confidence and wound up being happier in general.
You may not think that it has anything to do with it, and may be living in a lala land where you think appearance means nothing, but we are animals and the way our brain works is that we see appearance AND personality.
Appearance is one of the most common reasons for low self esteem and confidence.
Nope. Growing up with large breasts is hell. The attention is constant and mostly unwanted, there is no way to avoid it, no matter what you wear. People see nothing but the breasts and harass you all the time, everywhere. Plus you get the constant discomfort and backache. That’s why I had mine reduced. No thanks!
We notice what we have been trained to notice. Not too long ago beauty was considered to be small breasts and plenty of abdominal fat. Perceptions of beauty and desirability change with cultural notions of it.
doesnt matter, have breast….
The mountains are gorgeous–I <3 nature scenes:)
seriously why would you average them?
Seriously why don`t you get it?
what exactly IS the average of a cancer victim and a botched-plastic-surgery victim?
you should be ashamed of urself
yes he should. and you should be ashamed of yourself for trolling these comments at 5 in the f**king morning
Time zone understanding fail
why should i be ashamed of urself?
+1 to trolling
… really.. I find both of them unattractive.. They need some meat on their bones.. I can’t be attracted to skeletons… C-cup breasts are a perfect size.
That’s the Hallstätter See in Austria. I’m pretty sure. Lovely place in summer, hell in winter.
I thought it was Hawaii, the hillside looks familiar.
I know a lot of you are thinking those are fake, but some girls can be that endowed. I was watching America’s Next Top Model with my sister last night and there was a girl on the show with a natural G cup.
I has a natural G cup, if those aren’t shopped, they’re waaay bigger than that! :p
Look… I’m gonna level with ya… can i get a link to the full size original for the obvious reasons?
Why does the big boobed one’s face look vaguely familiar to me?
Perhaps the face keenly resembles Julia Roberts’.
For those above that don’t get it, averaging the two would produce two amazing women out of an overly-endowed and an under-endowed.
I agree. Why average them out? Grab the one on the left and throw Skeletor overboard……
That’s not very nice. People suffering from eating disorders need our support and understanding!
the girl on the right should eat more!
I love how yall say that like its her choice. maybe it isnt. maybe she like me, has an abnormally high metabolism. Im about as skinny as her, bit more meat but not much. i eat ALL effin day long and LOSE weight.
yeah….touchy subgect for me…sorry. She is a rail though.
Epic
photoshopped, if not, then those boobs arent mythical, which is a good thing.
Im not a fan of such big tits, especially on such a skinny girl
then your a fan of fat women
It’s like… anime. But… weirder.
For the record it’s possible and even not as rare as you think for a woman to have such large breasts like that naturally. Breast size has to do with mammary glands and sometimes they go in to over drive. Occasionally such women even make the news or get featured in womens mags because:
A: their breasts wouldn’t stop growing to the point where they had to rushed to hospital before they were crushed to death by their own bosoms or B: because they had a breast reduction and blab on about how much better they feel now that their back doesn’t hurt all the time.
Except here, where they’re clearly shopped. There’s such a thing as gravity and if those bad boys were really GG sized she would not be able to wear a string bikini and keep them off of the ground. Speaking of the bikini top- look at the way the flower is stretched and the black lines are perfectly straight and such- photoshopped.
Why do people keep saying they are shopped but dont give their reasoning? Why just because she is thin she cant have epic boobs? When over weight women lose weight their boobs tend to lose less fat then the rest of the body. So if she was massively fat before then lost the weight those can be real, yes fat people can lose weight and look like they were never fat before. I dont think they are shopped because I dont see any distortion in the area around the boobs, if you think they are shopped give proof to your finding dont just say “its shopped”
I’m fairly sure the person you replied to gave reasons for it being photoshopped. lrn2read please
tl;dr is a possible reason.
Mentioned it earlier but since you ask..
Under her left breast, inside the bounds of the bikini top, you see the fold where her left breast meets with her torso. That fold is floating several inches beyond the rest of her torso.
There’s other reasoning.. Mostly to do with the fact that, yes, even though small girls can have enormous boobs, they don’t look like that. That underboob thing is the most clear evidence of it being photoshop, but there’s a lot more fakeness about the photo that isn’t as easily explained without illustration or personal experience with having big boobs.
the flower is like that because of the perspective
I have a G/GG cup and my can wear a string bikini without my boobs hitting the ground…
But what’s your frame like? Are you getting support from somewhere else?
I’m a UK size 12. Not sure what that translates to other parts of the world. I got hips and a waist. I’m not as thin as the girl pictured. Nor are my boobs that big XD
You’re right. Not only that, the part of the chest that’s not boob under her breast(you can see it inside the cup of the top) was expanded out past where it should connect with the rest of her. And the gravity issue. Im a tripple D and I cant wear tops like that for the same reason :/ Only people who wear bikini tops like that who are well endowed are movie stars…Because internal support structures hurt like hell! lol
Those things are way, way way way way bigger than a GG cup. Those things are huge.
Google what real breast sizes are. C cups ain’t all that big. Men who think they like c cups probably are thinking DD-E range.
either the one in the yellow bought some pillows; or she’s got a gunt the size of texas. i love my ittie bitties; gives me the whole “athletic look”
Despite what is being said, those don’t look fake to me. She’s just really really big.
they don’t but you can’t have ones that big naturally unless you’re overweight
Yes you can. Boob size is caused by genetics-some people just get bigger boobs.
also having kids makes them bigger. sometimes they dont go down after breast feeding
I would still take the one on the right.
In case of a water landing, the one on the left may be used as a flotation device.
It’s amazing how many people here know absolutely nothing about breasts, yet feel they’re informed enough to decide what’s fake and what’s real.
@ stellamino
you are soooo off. Ive had a couple friends who were quite thin and had boobs that big. BTW they were real. And referencing the guy who said something about the strap holding weight hes right… I highly doubt their shopped however if they are its just a little not much.
I think it’s amazing that skeleton-girl has any boobs at all.
Wholly carp, whether it’s chopped or surgical, or even perfectly natural, I would go for the one on the right unquestionably! We’re not all into teh huge. She need not be unhappy.
Watch the shadow line between the boobs… TOTAL SHOP FAILURE!
Only mentally challenged people could think its real
… they are still pretty f**kin awsome.
The one in the hat looks anorexic…which may be why she has no boobs to really speak of.
J-Cups,awesome……….
To hell with averaging them, I’ll take them both “as-is” please.
Unrelated to the boobage, I know but… isn’t that the bay of Angra dos Reis in Brazil? Gorgeous place!!
So motorboatable @-@
why average them? take the one with huge boobs and let your friend take the other one =D
In Soviet Russia, boob grabs you
…dammmmnnnnn. |3
The girl with the giant rack just looks scary to me ._.
The girl with the almost nonexistant rack needs to EAT A FRICKEN COOKIE.
I only saw one women at first
one’s completily flat and the other as enough for 3! xD LOL
Actually, the one on the right isn’t “flat”; she’s obviously at least a small B-cup. Her boobs are just kind of far apart. Looks better than her weird friend.
I don’t get the cap… Oh! There’s another lady. Didn’t see her standing there.
Look under the right boob on the huge rack, there’s skin there that shouldn’t be.
Deat girl on the left: There is such a thing as too big of an implant.
the one with the smaller boobs will be the much happier camper when they are both 40…
HAHAHAH I laughed so hard, the girl on the left looks f**king ridicilous
omfg! Ah this made my day. That is the funniest thing ever, how can she look at herself in the mirror and not laugh?! Those proportions are completely out of place xD
Why do people keep saying implants? Obviously photoshopped… I lose a little faith each day in peoples ability to see the obvious. Look how huge that bikini is, look how much they stick out, look at how distorted they are…
Phototshop fail…… fixed the deformed arm then maybe you can fool someone!
shopped or not. still I fap fap fap fap fap fap
in twenty years, you will wish you had the girl with smaller ones.
i’d give them both an even amount of time!
First things first… The picture isn’t shopped, her arm is not deformed, she’s skinny lol, her boobs are not fake, if you say they are, youre a dumbass and have never seen a really big pair of natural boobs.
And i would prefer the one to the left, because i love big boobs.
-Period.
Those are ENORMOUS! Not an expert but I think their shopped cuz they just don’t look right. Kinda feel bad for the girl on the right, she probably has an eating disorder.