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LEFT 4 DEAD
“You startled the Witch!”

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  1. klara says:

    Who turned on the lights?

  2. Erm... says:

    Does anyone else think it looks like her leg is growing out of her shoulder?

  3. okm332 says:

    WTF is wrong with her leg

    • Cosplay Horatio says:

      Upon closer inspection I can see where her arm is over her leg. The lighting is matching her skintone so it looks like her leg is growing from her right forearm.

    • funfungiguy says:

      Thanks! I was fapping to this ’till you pointed it out. Next time I fap, I’ll just look at the picture, and ignore reading the comments!

    • Tricia Belle says:

      There is nothing wrong with my leg, thank you. I am just exceptionally pale, so the definition fails to show itself, in some lights.

      I assure you all that my leg grows from my hip.
      Peace Always,
      Tricia Belle

      • funfungiguy says:

        Tricia Belle,
        This is such an honor! The first Left4Dead Witch I’ve ever had the oppurtunity to talk to that didn’t force me to throw “Molotovs here” at. I have a couple of questions:
        1) Why are you so sad?
        2) How do you expect us to FAP in front of you, if you won’t lets us shine our flashlight on you to look at you. I mean, if I wanted to FAP in front of someone in the dark, I’d stand over my sleeping wife, right?
        Thanks, I’ll say “hi” next time I hear you bawling in an abandoned hospital.

        • fp says:

          too long, didn’t read

        • Tricia Belle says:

          funfungiguy,
          Thanks, although I think you are honored for unusual reasons that don’t have anything to do with me.
          1) I am not sad. I am a professional hula hooper. How could I be sad?

          2)Why not hve real life sex with your wife in the dark (or light), rather than ‘fapping’ to pictures of strangers that remind you of video game characters? Real life can be fun and hot, too! Yay!
          Peace Always,
          Tricia Belle

          • EvilIrishPixi says:

            it’s reference to the game. I’m really not trying to be mean, but I suggest you read a little about the game or talk to someone who has played it, some of these comments might make more sense, it kinda sucks that you might think they are mean comments towards you, you seem sweet.
            http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/The_Witch
            I hope that helps! :)

      • Cosplay Horatio says:

        Welcome, welcome! It’s an honor to have you here in the comments section for this LOL. Thanks for being here.

  4. marthe says:

    awesome *-*

  5. IddyBiddy says:

    This is awesome :D I love Left 4 Dead. Though honeslty this girl scares me more than the witch in that game. BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!

  6. seleri says:

    I think this is Liz Vicious… am I wrong?

  7. ... says:

    I don’t quite understand how she can do anything with those nails… except maybe pierce or puncture things. I remember going about with fake 2-inch rubber witches nails on halloween on as a kid and those were awkward enough…

    • Umm... says:

      The Witch the poster is referring to isn’t the kind that flies around on a broomstick and hexes people. It’s referring to a type of mutant zombie in the game “Left 4 Dead”, whose fingers changed into huge claws. She likes to hide in random places and cry until some poor idiot gets too close and startles her. Then she totally effs their world up. >:D

      If you already knew this, then please disregard this post, otherwise I hope it cleared things up for you. ^_^

    • Notanonbutanon says:

      That’s the point of a witch in Left 4 dead..

    • Tricia Belle says:

      I usually only kept them on during the actual shoots. However, I left one set of 2 1/2″ nails with pierced pinky nails for quite some time. It was trying, at first, but I learned to adapt.

  8. OhNoMyDroid says:

    Yeah, the nails…I guess she’s ok if you need some insectual healing…But she gives me Kafka dreams

    • Tricia Belle says:

      I beg your pardon?

      • OhNoMyDroid says:

        ::pardons girl pretending to be girl pretending to be Left 4 Dead witch:: There.

        • Tricia Belle says:

          I am not pretending to be the girl in the picture. I am her. When that picture was taken, I was not pretending to be from a video game. I was enjoying a successful career as a fetish model.

          Out of curiosity, why do you think that I made that up?

        • IddyBiddy says:

          Thank you :) You said it so I didn’t have to. I stick to my comment….BURN IT WITH FIRE!

          • Tricia Belle says:

            IddyBiddy,
            I am not an ‘it’. I am a ‘she’.

            Also, I would like to reiterate that I am not pretending to be the girl in the picture. I am her. I live my life in reality and have no need to pretend to be anything other than myself.

            Please refrain from sending such negative energy, my way. I am a fun, decent, pleasant individual that endeavors to improve the world with kindness, compassion and good humor. To say that I ought to be burned is a drag. You don’t want to be a drag, do you?
            Peace Always,
            Tricia Belle

            • EvilIrishPixi says:

              It’s in the video game. You can either pop the witch in the head several times and hope she goes down before she kills you, or you can throw a maltov and burn her with fire. So it’s not negative energy, it’s just a comment on the game reference. You do sound like a very nice person, just keep in mind that some of these comments will be for the video game, not towards you as a person :)

  9. mark says:

    idk… i think i’d let her give me a handy-j

  10. Matthew says:

    lol I dunno what’s the problem she could scratch my back any day ;D pretty naughty look also

  11. Matthew says:

    I’d have her making scratch marks on my back any day ;D any time day or night ;D or both :P

  12. MortalPenguin0X says:

    she’s not wearing anything?

  13. Skyfire says:

    See, you’re supposed to let Zoey startle the witch!

  14. Matthew says:

    maybe she’s wearing panties but top… she’s naked :P

  15. Anon says:

    i’m pretty sure this is Faye Reagan, am i wrong?

    • TheFoot says:

      Ummm… dont think so, looks nothing like her to me. Thats if we are talking about the same Faye Reagan, she doesnt appear to have those uber sexy freckles Faye has…

      Must admit I thought it was Liz Vicious myself… but others say it isnt.

    • Tricia Belle says:

      You are wrong. It’s alright, though.

  16. konkonsn says:

    I didn’t get the joke and thought she was cosplaying at first because why would you do that?

  17. Anna Rexia says:

    Someone please tell me, how does she clean up after going to the bathroom? For those who will suggest she has a bidet, what happens when she visits a place without one?

    • Tricia Belle says:

      During shoots, I would just grip the paper with a different part of my hand and direct the nails away from my body. One just needs to be able to overcome any adversity, you know?

  18. Darrell says:

    She wouldn’t scratch my back ’cause I’d flip her over. Ha!

  19. KerCyt says:

    Nope. She goes by Trixie, and this is one of many shoots she has done for the nail fetish community. Enjoy!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2M05mDtXLc

  20. lolgamedang says:

    THAT IS DISGUSTING!

  21. Crystallia says:

    I want nails like that.

  22. Nate says:

    Shiiiiitttt… Okay, where’s the chainsaw and molotovs?

  23. EvilIrishPixi says:

    Yeah, that was a little gross. BUT the Witch in L4D is pretty gross. So, mission accomplished? Or, wait, I don’t think this “Trixie” or should I say “Tricia Belle” knows who the Witch is, or L4D for that matter, so I don’t know WHAT was really accomplished…o_O

    Dig the poster for the L4D reference though :)

  24. Matthew says:

    lolno they ain’t sharpt like that lol :P XD

  25. JoRi B says:

    Both comments are awesome.
    Best pain in the world is a tore up back and chest from a girl– means you have done the job right.
    2nd comment is awesome as I love that game and love the witch character she is like ALMA on crack lol

  26. Pandabarrel says:

    I don’t dislike this…

  27. Ben hur says:

    has it been photoshopped, her leg is kinda..weird

  28. Tricia Belle says:

    For a different view point on the artist in the picture and videos, above, check this out:

    http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi1323894297/

    I’m the one with the yarn dredlocks.

  29. Caitlyn says:

    your legs may be hot, but that one in the pic has a really weird angle ^^

  30. Dude says:

    Your nails make Freddie Kruger have feelings of inadequacy.

  31. Tricia Belle says:

    By the way, if any of you cats and kittens are in the area, I, along with my boyfriend, Eric, and our friend, Jason, will be performing at Lake Compounce in Bristol, Ct during the month of October.

    Our show will consist of juggling, magic, comedy, yoyos, contact juggling, hula hoop, fire skills and singing. It promises to dazzle. Come see it.

  32. Eclipse3151 says:

    Holy S**t!!! Her arm is a foot!?!

  33. Daniel says:

    has anyone noticed how her leg seems to be coming from her arm :O :O :O aaaarrrrgggggg

  34. Matthew says:

    omg people check your eyes -.- srsly

  35. clawlover says:

    Trixie this is your hottets pic ever! Give moaaaaaaar!

  36. N says:

    Oh, I did more than startle her.

  37. Lngnlzfrk says:

    Tricia, you are fantastic. I actually joined the Fetishnails site mainly to see your vids – you are elegant, graceful and radiant. Have to admit to loving the pic above.

    Some of you folks here wouldn’t understand how it is, but some of us guys have a fetish for long fingernails. Don’t ask why, it is not something easy to explain. Can anyone explain why some men find feet attractive? Breasts? Legs?

    We have different tastes, that is all. And Tricia, you fed into a segment of the fetish population very well. Thank you.

  38. Borneonailover says:

    trixie, ur nails has never let me down…

  39. halo says:

    this is why we w8 2 shoot

  40. xx_minigoth_xx says:

    look at her foot. it connects to her shoulder…

  41. Rave says:

    Advertisement fail, if the witch looked this like instead like she looked on the trailers, i would have bought the game and NOT shoot’er

  42. Got this says:

    I got this…

    Doesn’t matter
    had sex


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