IN SOVIET RUSSIA
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Im scared of this game.
It’s Silent Hill Shattered Memories, not scarry!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1651-Silent-Hill-Shattered-Memories
Zero Punctuation FTW!
It was made for the Wii, they did bring a version of it to the PSP though
And PS2.
owned
I want this game!!
The game is called Silent Hill Shattered Memories. Yes, they are serious. The game is WEIRD. But very very fun.
are you insane this is the devil’s game!!! …. oh what… you don’t care…. ok i’ll ship you one …. see you in hell
Its not really true. Throughout the game it asks you yes or no questions and changes the look and behavior of the creatures to suit the choices.
yeah I know it’s pure evil
You, my friend, seem to have a very innocent definition of “pure evil”.
It’s almost kinda cute and sad at the same time.
oh you think so… well we’ll see when the machine will rise and kill all the human …
if your idea of pure evil is yes or no questions, how come your computer hasnt killed you yet
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Idiot.
This may in fact be the coolest thing I have ever seen…
DON’T FEED THE TROLL!
me2! it sounds awesome! xD
like the video game in Ender’s Game?
If only…
What a great book.
i want a battleroom… go Dragon Army!
+10
Bean ftw.
coo-c-c-c-cool beans
have u even read the book? really if u think that it is a bit of a insult. bean was one of the main characters
Go Bean’s Army. Bean was an even better strategist but not as charismatic or able to empathize with others.
Since I couldn’t remember, it took me forever to find out—Bean commanded Rabbit Army after Ender’s final battle.
Bean was only better with smaller units, he didn’t have the overall strategic sense Ender did with large scale engagements.
I would suggest, since it seems you have not, that you read the shadow series. It starts with Ender’s Shadow, and is an excellent read.
Actually, the series starts with Ender’s Game. Ender’s Shadow is the first of the shadow series, true, but there are four books that come before it in the full Ender series. (the first of witch is Ender’s game) The shadow series is just a small portion of the Ender series.
He’s saying that the shadow series started with Ender’s Shadow, not that the whole series started with it.
THANK YOU for mentioning this! I was about to go cry in a corner.
thats exactly what i thought lol
later it becomes Jane
Any ideas as to what this is? It sounds…interesting, to say the least. It also has a high probability of being a fake, but who knows?
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
This is silent hill shattered memories. Its not as good as…Any of the other ones, but its still good.
Oh no,, it it real, it’s Silent Hill Shattered Memories for the ps2, wii and psp
What game is this??
what game is this?
learn to read comments.
Learn to read comments… the whole comment… including the bit that tells you what time these comments were posted… and where you can see this comment was posted before the first person who mentioned what game this is.
And then we can learn to allow for moderation lag.
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.
Not as cool as it sounds, sadly… there actually is an in-game psychologist sequence, rife with checkboxes. They should leave it profiling in secret, so we can imagine it’s much more effective and diabolical than it really is.
YEA>>> now that you sy that i remember xplay saying if the profiling was more subtly done it would have made the game better
Developing an honest psychological profile just from your in-game behavior, then using that knowledge against you, is probably a long way off. But I could see it being done someday, maybe on the Playstation 7 or the XBox 1800. Psychiatrists will have a whole new excuse to prescribe mood-altering drugs to our generation’s children.
I’m sure advertising firms are already hard at work on the problem, though!
That’s pretty much just about it… however, if you look at the pictures of women in their underwear for too long, check out women’s restrooms before men’s, or look at bottles of alcohol too long, just that will make the game consider you to be ‘sleazy’ and alter the game appropriately.
Then that’ll just turn the player off at the prospect of seeing naked monsters…
It’s Silent Hill Shattered Memories, I think.
just found it
silent hill shattered memories
hey, it is silent hill: shattered memories?
i’m not sure…
I think this is Alex Kidd in Miracle World
Nah, it was Hi Tech World I think, the one where you start in the castle.
Holy crap I miss that game!!!
You guys have it all wrong! It’s Little Nemo: The Dream Master for the NES!
I loaded up this game (SH: shattered memories) after watching inception my mind was so destroyed at that point that this made me just want to go curl up and hide.
LOL poor thing
completed this game in 2 hours
how the sovviet russia meme born?
Yakov Smirnoff (I think I spelled it right)
It was his original stand up bit
An 80′s comedian yakov schmernov (sp?) started it. He also had a recurring role in the classic show Night Court.
@leo: Yakov Smirnoff, remember?
Wow, 1 thing puzzles me tho. since when did the russians change their language to english?
since Singularity. only that they still spell r and n backwards.
Since Metro 2033. Ignorance win.
you’re stupid, Metro 2033 wasn’t about the time-space continuum.
it’s Stalker anyway
How old is this TV/Monitor? It’s curved like a lightbulb.
All your neurons are belong to us!
i just lost the game
I love the SH series.
But this game is one of the most annoying since it’s so repetitive.
But I still love it
I wanna have that game!!
Farmville???
Listen. And understand. That video game is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Terminator reference FTW!!!
This made me lol. Silent Hill 2 is still the best, if for nothing but the fact that Pyramid Head makes a cameo.
i will find this game and beat it
So basically, they ripped off Brainscan to make this game?
DO WANT, WHERE GET
GAME STOP. E-BAY.
I would pay a high price to make the Soviet Russia jokes end. It is probably the most annoying one out there to me. Sorry to all the people who use it all the time, but that is my opinion.
This reminds me of the mind game from Ender’s Game.
As long as this game offers dedicated servers, I’m in like the Kremlin.
lol I remember when I first played this game. It was two in the morning and me and my brother had just watched Clown House (a murder movie that never made it to theaters, but damn it it should have) and as soon as I saw this I shut the game off and left the room saying “Yeah I’m done here…”
Oh haha I remember this. Puta’s right, it’s from Silent Hill Shattered Memories and it changes the monsters depending on how you answer. It’s pretty cool actually.
Polybius anyone?
I’d like to play that game to find out!
Silent Hill ftw :3
Any chance of getting this Warning on a Marriage certificate?
The profiling in SHSM isn’t just based on the therapist sessions.
It bases it on stuff you do in-game as well, for example, what you look at, which paths you take, etc.
What game is this??? I HAVE GOT TO PLAY
I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME!!
Does anyone know what this game is??
i think its silent hill shattered memoires ik they do something like this
WHY? under its tags it’s “Yakov Smirnoff”?? D:
Tits…
This game is silent hill *according to about 30-40 posts* Think this game is scary, try amnesia-the dark descent. According to a friend, it has literally been rated as one of the top 10 scariest games ever made.
Man these pokemon games are getting crazier and crazier
what’s the game?