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1ST DAY ON THE JOB

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1ST DAY ON THE JOB
you know it, i know it, she knows it, this fatty is toast

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  1. Locustgate says:

    DERP

  2. trollin says:

    who cares? that chick soldier is hot…

  3. gh0stwrit3r says:

    you can’t turn a piglet into toast. try bacon.

  4. Mr. X says:

    But he already ate the toast

  5. Wazzup says:

    Poor fat kid just more off him to shoot

  6. Sawyer says:

    This pic can’t possibly be real…seriously…even uncle Sam isn’t THAT deperate!

  7. SFCRetired says:

    First of all, she’s a Marine, not a soldier, and would be highly pi$$ed at you for calling her a soldier. Second, I suspect that she is working with a group of disabled/disadvantaged children. We used to do that frequently when I was active duty Army. The kids and the soldiers both loved the interaction.

    Now ask me how I know she’s a Marine!!

  8. Kosher swine says:

    She should adjust the head strip before adjusting the jaw strips, the helmet has to sit much lower. Another proof that women should stay in kitchen.

  9. tony says:

    probable a tour or some such stuff

  10. casprd says:

    Just another take on that old axiom “you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the person you’re with”

  11. Aram Fingal says:

    Rule #1 – Cardio

  12. shbunie says:

    that kids head is huge O.o

  13. Pols Voice says:

    He’s just a kid. Kids don’t know anything about diet and exercise. I know I didn’t when I was that age! Give him a break.

  14. yea says:

    Some kids do know about diet and exercise, or more to the point their “stage mother” knows about diet, exercise and sacrifice

  15. Luigi says:

    She’s not a Soldier, she’s a Seabee. Looks like an open base event in Gulfport, MS.

  16. Dr. Smeagol says:

    uh… Who drafted the kid from up into the military?

  17. peg says:

    That kid is on some heavy duty chemo. You are making fun of a dieing child who is in more pain every day than you could stand for an hour. You disgust me.

  18. Jake says:

    use him as a baricade :)

  19. aj says:

    “Won’t the military take me away from my family?”

    “Target like you will be going home veeerrrry soon…

  20. bacon says:

    Bacon is good for me!

  21. cheeseface says:

    shes definatly a Seabee in the navy and this is definatly a picture taken at what we cal seabee days where the general public come on base and check out what its like to be a seabee

  22. cheeseface says:

    theres no eagle globe and anchor on the 8 point making her a seabee at what apears to be an event at gulfport mississippi

  23. DeadBob says:

    Yep, hottie. Not the typical sand dime (a 10 in the desert, a 5 at home)

  24. Nem says:

    If a lesbian, is doing better than you in the military….. Then you must be bad

  25. Darth Failer says:

    Wait… the kid from UP joined the army after he got all his badges as a pathfinder?

  26. Crusty says:

    He looks a little like having the down syndrome, don’t he?

  27. Art says:

    Lt. Porkins: The Early Years

  28. Natsumi says:

    Lolol helmet no fit!

  29. Chris M. says:

    http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/09.jpg

    “I guess it’s okay. The Replacement Center says he comes from a long line of infantrymen.”

  30. poo says:

    He has the strangest M16A2 right now…


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