Day 23,
“There coming in the thousands now, I don’t know how long the Barrier will hold up anymore. The Fear, everyone dying, I’ts too horrible to retell. All of my Relatives, my Family and friends, Dead. All I can do is focus on survival in this desolate area. The City is empty now, all of the fools desperate to leave the safe zone, doomed…
-What is that sound? Oh no! it couldn’t be, they Couldn’t of-…
There here, I don’t know how long I can write and run at the same time, Their gaining speed every second. Oh no, there-”
Is the running affecting your grammar? Just throwing that out there…
Oh, if you happen to survive, just bring back an armful of spuds or something, gettin’ kinda hungry.
This is the first photographic evidence of the secretive potato drives of the Willd West, when herds miles long and hundreds of potatoes across would be brought to the slicing and chopping houses in Old Chicago.
To see more, tune into “Wild Kingdom: Potatoes” on NatGeo, Thursday 9PM (10 Central)!
Potatoes, Potatoes everywhere.
Guess you can say …*Puts on Sunglasses* Didn’t keep his eyes Peeled.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!
^ FML
Bad grammar
Yeah, it’s a “smash”! Can you “chip” that away…
it’s funny because you are using words that are related to potatoes…
Poe Tay Toe?
Pah-tah-toe.
Hakuna Matata.
Tah-may-toe
Tah-mah-toe
Lettuce.
lettuce spray
Cheesy cheese potato mashed tomato garlic chip sauce.
Sorry.
Lettuce find a way to chip away these potatoes, maybe to M*A*S*H?
“Boil ‘em! Mash ‘em! Stick ‘em in a stew!”
FOOD ITEMS
What’s that, taters, my precious?!
Stop Grammar Time
Millions of them.
BILLIONS
Trillions!
Uh…I….um…….er…………………
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Quadrillio- F**K!
ZING !
COUNTERATTACK!!!!
Nooooooo!!
Noooooo
noooooo
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! yesssss
K.O.
Quadrillion.
Quintillion.
Sextillion. (Giggity)
Septillion.
Octillion.
Nonillion.
Decillion.
xD “Sextillion. (Giggity)”
C-C-C-COMBO MAKER!
not much of a combo there
It’s over 9000!! …That had to be said.
What?! 9000!?
C-C-C-COMBO MAKER BREAKER!
wow what happen and how
It looks like they smashed into the back of a potato truck.
it’s as if a really old “dump” truck just let a huge “load” loose…
POTATO TURDS!!!
sorry. couldn’t stop myself.
POTATOES ARE EVIL TO THE CORE.
They have no core. They are the Core.
Then they are pure evil.
The core of suddeness.
LOL!
SOMETHING WITTY
Potatoes everywhere!
Better caption……MASHED POTATOES You’re doing it wrong!
you, sir, are a genious
And you sir, are not.
Pwned.
WINAR!
“This Spud’s For You”
I like the first caption better.
I think I accidentally these potatoes. Is that dangerous?
As long as you didn’t spud, I think you’ll be okay.
So much win…
Carbs: It’s what’s for dinner
The Great Potato Famine of 1740 was only slightly less severe and destructive than the Great Potato Flood of 1962.
So many good people died in that flood. Luckily those hobos with Potato Bazookas saved the day.
Raining potatoes.
An airplane also flew through this particular storm…the pilot warned the passengers there would be some tuberlence.
People don’t give you the recognition you deserve.
I see what you did there.
IT’S OVER 9000… potatoes…
THOUSANDS OF THEM.
Wait, wait! Got another one: “In Soviet Russia, potato mashes you!”
stop it, your scaring the farmers.
What the hell is this crop?
Potatoes… mostly.
Oh god, where the driver?!?
Was Mr. Potato driving to the rave!, he must be drunk now
“Hey Bubba! Get down here with that there potato cannon!”
THE MEMES! OH GOD, THE MEMES!
memes, memes everywhere.
Day 23,
“There coming in the thousands now, I don’t know how long the Barrier will hold up anymore. The Fear, everyone dying, I’ts too horrible to retell. All of my Relatives, my Family and friends, Dead. All I can do is focus on survival in this desolate area. The City is empty now, all of the fools desperate to leave the safe zone, doomed…
-What is that sound? Oh no! it couldn’t be, they Couldn’t of-…
There here, I don’t know how long I can write and run at the same time, Their gaining speed every second. Oh no, there-”
will continue…
Is the running affecting your grammar? Just throwing that out there…
Oh, if you happen to survive, just bring back an armful of spuds or something, gettin’ kinda hungry.
..boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew..
YES! I was waiting for this.
POTATOES! Offensive.
…if the accident were fatal, would the headline be “Spuddin’ Death”?
…the road really has a chip on its shoulder…
any more?
I think you meant ‘Spudgeoned to Death’.
Somebody been dupe glitching IRL i see..
Anyone got a million plastic eyes and plastic feet?
this made me lol my but off XD
Beware of loose chippings.
Attack of the killer potatoes
In other news, a McDonald’s truck exploded, showering nearby cars with delicious meat.
We still have yet to get reports of a Pepsi tanker being destroyed.
I liked the part where there were potatoes
Lol
Good lord. There must be at least two dozen potatoes on the road!
boil ‘em mash ‘em stick ‘em in a stew
What do you get when you eat all da potatoes??
There all gone.
In Soviet Russia, potatoes mash you!
Awesome one!
loled mah but offff XD XD XD it funneh
XD SUPAH FUNNEH FUNNEH TOOOO TEH MAXIMUM XD
There should be a sign: Caution – Potato Xing
Potatoes… how about them?
That’s what I call a real bumper crop.
Shouldn’t the tag line be “Spuddenly, potatoes”?
Sad that it took this long for someone to say this.
A far too familiar feeling…
Rofl.
This is the first photographic evidence of the secretive potato drives of the Willd West, when herds miles long and hundreds of potatoes across would be brought to the slicing and chopping houses in Old Chicago.
To see more, tune into “Wild Kingdom: Potatoes” on NatGeo, Thursday 9PM (10 Central)!
THOUSANDS OF THEM.
It’s over 9000!
There are far too many puns in this comment section. For a second I thought I was over at failblog.
No no, the correct site is ‘so much pun’.
boil’em, mash’em, stick’em in a stew
Cloudy, with a chance of Potatoes
“All your road are belong to us.” (Book of Saint Potatoe, 3.16)
Potatoes
Boil ‘em
Mash ‘em
Stick ‘em in a stew
Clearly not a photo taken in Ireland
you sir, read my thoughts exactly. win!
FINALLY!! THE FAMINE IS OVER!!!
lol the comments are funny
“If u like to talk with Tomatoes,
If a Squash can make u smile,
If u like to walk with Potatoes,
Up and Down the Produce Aisle..
Then we’ve gotta show for u~”
*insert potato related pun here*
lol, god’s payin’ the irish back.
@all: lol
I’m not half the man I used to be
Got a chip in his winscreen.
So I herd you liek potatoez?
potatoes potate
Wait a minute… Where is the other car/truck it crashed into? Did it fall in a ditch or something?
Just like TES IV:OBLIVION. Type a code and spawn 100000 potatoes
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/970/I-can-count-to-potato.jpg