BUFF
Please come back. We have a Vampire we need you to kill…
His name is Edward Cullen.
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buffy kills vampires, not whatever the hell the cullen person is, and by the way there is only one team edward. edward scissorhands
uber is right. edwrd cullen is NOT a vampire.
HE’S A FREAKING FAIRY PRINSSES!!!
and a lesbian one at that!
Still, somebody should still waste him.
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
I nominate a duo of Buffy and Blade.
Let´s throw Angel in and we have a trio.
Van Helsing can join to
We got a quartet
to quote dean from supernatural, “these are not vampires. these are douchebags.”
+50 xp
Epic comment
+50 internetz for you my good sir.
He effing sparkles when going out into the sun. For many many decades, vampires have been catching fire and burning to a painful, agonizing death.
And now this Justin Bieber of the vampire world comes along and just SPARKLES???
I see him rollin´, I´m hatin´…
In fact there is an old bulgarian tradition of sparkling vampires, very weak ones, that have to feed upon little animals.
In the original Dracula, he [Dracula] just loses his powers when he goes out in the sun
WIN!
There’s also Team Edward Nygma. But, that’s just me. I’m on Scissorhands too
Don’t forget Team Edward Elric.
Please don’t relate a good story with this trash.
Don’t forget Edward Van Halen.
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
Not to mention Ed, Edd, and Eddy!
What about Eddie Munster? Original Team Eddie.
*proud member of Team Edward James Olmos*
http://www.hijinksensue.com/assets/verts/store/hijinks-ensue-edward-shirt-450.png
Damn strait
Team Olmos all the way!
uber says:
September 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm
buffy kills vampires, not whatever the hell the cullen person is, and by the way there is only one team edward. edward scissorhands
Umm…Excuse me. If you believe Buffy only kills vampires, try watching the many episodes where she kills demons.
There aren’t any demons in ‘Twilight,’ either.
I don’t know what’s in Twilight, but I did watch Buffy, and she would kill anything that threatened humans (other than other humans), be it demon, daemon, humans transformed into monsters, extra-dimential creatures, whatever. Personally, I would rather see someone time travel, and convince the Twilight author that this series is a very bad idea, by whatever menas necessary.
Best way to convince her, is to get a .38 and put it to good use.
Also, if anyone even watched/read twilight , he is already failing.
*cough* Doctor Who *cough*
Go Team Scissorhands!
Kirby could kick that loser cullen’s sparklely ass all the way to the deathstar
as long as she does it wearing that outfit
I’d prefer having her not wear anything at all.
nope, the outfit makes it.
no more than*
Edward’s sparkles will wipe right off that pleather.
This is what I’ve been thinking for a while now.
Yes, Buffy, we need you. Go kill the “vampire” then Bella for good measure
Buffy need not come herself…… Xander could handle this one. It’s just a bunch of Fairies… (they sparkle, they don’t bite humans, ect)
lol DAWN could kill Edward on her own!
As awesome as this picture is, I just gotta ask that they stop with the God forsaken Twilight jokes….It lost its funny about 2 months ago
you are wrong!!! TWILIGHT DESERVES MY ETERNAL HATE
No Twilight needs to DIE!
Let twilight die Naiim, why put so much energy into something so pointless.
Smeyer is arming 2 bombs, codenamed MIDNIGHT SUN and BREAKING DAWN (movie) . When they go off, you’ll regret giving up. We need to do what we can while we can. This is war.
the breaking dawn hs passed… ARM THE MORTARS!!!! heads up. watch your back… this is the biggest one yet.
Hate is a lot more than it deserves, something as crap as twilight should be as thoroughly ignored as the rest of the crappy books you can buy at a news agents for $5. The fact that it is this well known boggles my mind.
As much as I love BtVS – let’s admit, take a look at this girl’s romantic history. She’d probably date him.
come on everybody would date her
Let’s see. Buffy (the character) fell in love with one vampire, dated a wanna be vampire, then boffed another vampire and then boffed another vampire slayer (read the Season 8 comics!). Other than the lesbian experience all that says about Buffy meeting Edward is more boffing. Though he might be too whiny for Buffy. She prefers brooding.
Except that the only female he’ll date is a whiny, stupid, Emo-on-Valium teenage skank…
Except he’s not a vampire. He’s a sparkling fairy.
I like to think she’d be mistrustful of any sparkling, demonic life form. Even if she’s been known to fall for the self-loathing vampires.
Buffy would never date Edward, the mysterious emotional vampire spot is already taken by Angel.
Actually, Edward is somewhat inspired in Angel, especially if you look back into the first season of BtVS. But then Angel’s caracther evolved into a motherf**king vampire, while Edward became a recurring theme for internet jokes.
That would be wierd seeing as he’s clearly gay;)
i reckon she has better taste in hair. his is bad. spikes’, angels’, sadly not rileys’, but still. the hair outs everyone off.
I always felt sorry for Riley…. poor guy gave her everything and she pretty much just used him. He was such a good guy, buddies with Xander and every thing!
You also have to look at how he was doing when the fact that the lady he’d been trusting to run the program had been doping them all along came to light. He felt insecure being the weak one, and his actions certainly contributed to the end of the relationship. Don’t forget that he was the one on the helicopter and she was the one trying to stop him from leaving. And she took him being part of the program fairly well considering that he’d hidden it from her and especially considering that Adam came pretty damn close to killing her.
Just what I was thinking!!
Wait… Edward’s a vampire ??
I’d rather call a fairy killer.
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Oh my how original
yeah, but it’s funny
WOW Buffy , come back fast !
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here she comes
here he comes*
YOU WIN THE GAME, GOOD SIR.
I, on the other hand, lost the game. Thanks a lot.
and he, on the other hand, just won his shaking game…
I see what you did there
didnt buffy got ressurected after one season finally? werentshe a zombie then?
Eh, she got brought back to life twice, but who’s counting?
1) Uh Buffy kills Edward has been a thing FOREVER. Well, I mean, since people realized Edward was annoying.
2) TERRIBLE shop. Geez.
All things considered, it’s not Edward she needs to kill. It’s Meyers. With her sense of logical plot progression, she’d just bring him back to life no matter what Buffy did.
That picture is hot. I wish I could find where it came from.
It’s from a Rolling Stone photoshoot.
Cover: http://www.celebsinlatex.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-leather-corset.jpg
Original image: http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/10/sarah-michelle-gellar-mark-seliger-rolling-stone-1998-2.jpg
Buffy wouldn’t kill Edward. She’d sleep with him.
She might hit on him, but he’d never respond.
Damn, never thought I would join forces with her.
it looks shopped
The weirdest thing about this thread is that someone photoshopped SMG’s head onto a body wearing that much clothing.
I’ve seen her in a couple of different poses in this outfit, so I think the body/costume combo is legit, but the background has been changed.
Not my favorite outfit, since it’s clearly trying to make mountains out of molehills, which is just silly.
lol. i had to double check the image to get your second statement. Its true. lol
Guess the vacation’s over. Back to 24/7 lame Twilight captions.
Is she really the best choice? She’s basically to vampire slayers as Edward Cullen is to vampires. So many better choices out there and they can all do it more brutally. Van Hellsing, Blade, Alucard, Simon Belmont, and possibly Dante.
Sure, but doing it *while* being sexy, Buffy’s the right woman for the job.
Dante doesn’t deal with vampires, but demons.
If a sparklepire doesn’t count as a demon, I don’t know what does.
He’s a fairy.
He’s a pixie! Spank his little bottom for dust and think happy thoughts!
edvard is probably what happened when mundus had sex with a semi-real no quoter-real vampire so dante sure as hell can kill him
dante sure as hell can kill him matter impersonating vampires by sparkling is as demonic as anything else
Abraham van Helsing (that’s one “L” folks) only destroyed one vampire, ever (Lucy Westerna). Anyway, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden has killed more vampires than all those you mention, combined.
Abraham van Helsing (note: only one “L”) only destroyed one vampire, Lucy Westerna.
Anyway, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden has destroyed more vampires than your entire list combined. But then, so has Stephen Strange, MD.
I’m not sure Blade would lower himself to killing whatever Edward is.
but..she’s buffy…and makes hilarious puns…and is frankly incredible. and funny. she’s awesome. i’m offended. shaaammme
None of you have probably heard of him, but I think that Jace Wayland/Morgesten/what ever his last name is or Buffy would do a great job.
“City of….” book ref for the win!
This skinny thing was NEVER Buffy. Kristy Swanson will always be MY Buffy. (If you know what I mean…)
Blasphemy, sir. Them’s fightin’ words.
(response courtesy of “Weird” Al Yankovic, All About The Pentiums)
Hey fella, I bet you’re still livin’ in your parents’ cellar
Downloadin’ pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin’ “Me too!” like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You’re just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
Oh snap!
from what I know Kristy was not Whedon’s Buffy as he washed his hands of the ’92 film
Smitty – are you Donald Sutherland? (I understand his insistence on coming up with his own lines was largely behind screwing up Joss’s script for the film.)
Don’t get me wrong, the film was okay and there were still touches of the “real Buffy” showing through, but the series showed what it could have been.
I’m not criticizing the series as a whole. I’ll take your word that it was truer to the artist’s intent. …just SMG. She just never “sharpened my stake”. (If you know what I mean.)
Yeah but the creator of Joss Whedon HATED the movie, since they took his idea and decided to HOLLYWOOD it up. Buffy the television show was really what he envisioned for the character Buffy, she doesn’t look tough whatsoever. Kristy on the other hand looks like she can take someone down, wheres Sarah looks like you just breathe on her and she falls over.
Also…the movie tanked. :/ Sorry but there were just some things I shook my head at.
Amusingly enough, the very person who completely screwed up what Whedon had intended with the movie script got Exec. Producer credits for part of the series: Fran Kuzui.
Just saying that I could watch this several times a day and still not get bored.
*applauds* Nice one!
Pure win.
I have a psychological theory for you people.
I have just made my breakthrough when realizing, that, in fact, making constant fun of a certain thing is a definite way of showing one’s hidden interest.
If there is something a person truly hates, they don’t want to speak about it; they are willing to forget it and never returning to it as it causes spontaneous fury and negativity. On the other hand, if one is secretly interested into something, the most certain way to show it is to make constant jokes/have it as a topic otherwise, usually in a forced and a very unfunny way.
If you really want to show your holy rage against Twilight, do it somewhere else – AND DO IT QUIETLY. This also suits for other phenomenons in everyday life. The most certan way to show your rage and hate toward something is to shut up about it. I am really serious now. You could rather have an own forum for Twilight dissing. (For me it’s OKAY, but I am just tired of it as every place is full of it).
Interest does not mean that a person secretly likes something. One loves something because it is the way they desire it to be. One hates something because it is NOT the way they desire it to be. The “fury and negativity” you describe stems from a hope (however vain) that the hated thing COULD be as desired. It is an expression of the frustration that it is not. Love is looking at something you want. Hate is looking at something you DON’T want. They are both, nonetheless, looking (showing interest) – and, therefore, are not opposites.
INDIFFERENCE would be the opposite of love AND hate in that there is no interest, no looking, no hope that it could be different …no caring about the thing at all. People hate Twilight because they WANT it to be a good vampire story. And, it’s NOT. What you want is for people to be quietly indifferent toward Twilight. (Or, just quiet.)
what. but anyway, it’s the sadness that twilight could have been sooo much better, that makes us dis it constantly. we (well, me, i don’t know about anyone else) feel the attraction of twilight, but resist it because it could have been better, and isn’t what it could have been, and therefore we are sad, and annoyed. it had potential. if they didn’t sparkle. it’s only that it has certain interesting points, the plot would be good with a few revisions, and characters, etc…but it isn’t. and we get angry
She doesn’t slay them, only lays them. She’s no help.
I would never have seen the day that Buffy would be considered good writing in comparison to something else. But, there you have it.
is that…an insult to buffy?! god, i just died. not literally. but i love buffy. i guess you don’t. but it is better than twilight
Lame caption, but pic makes up for it.
You guys who say she’d sleep with him are all wrong. Sure, Buffy’s major relationships have been with vampires, but there were a TON of vampires she never dated and just killed. Thats like saying she’s sleep with him because he’s male. Buffys not really a slut – she’s had less sexual partners than a ton of women these days.
Also, Buffy doesn’t just slay vampires, although that’s her specialty. She’s killed MANY non-vampire baddies. So she’d kill Edward, fey or vamp or whatever weird thing he is, because he’s a bad guy and not human.
Buffy’s main relationships might have been vamps, but there’s a ton of non-vampires she’s just killed. Saying she’d sleep with him because he’s a vampire is a wrong as saying she’s sleep with any vampire.
She’d peg Edward for the lamo monster he is and just slay him (be he vampire or other non-human).
Why would you want Buffy to kill Edward? I thought she only killed vampires?
eyah, with Buffys track record she’d just end up having sex with him.
Although I hate Twilight with all my heart I don’t find this funny at all.
NOT FUNNY. JUST NOT. I still hate Twilight though, but this ain’t funneh.
Where can meh start diss one? Twilight is a rip off of Buffy, plain and simple….same with true blood. same with vampire diaries…But Joss Whedon did not invent the vampire, but he sure as hell reinvented the horror genre…when something on buffy is more frigtening as these pg 13 rehashes of older movies…something is wrong.
It’s HER not HIM. Please tell me Im not the only one who noticed this?!
I want that outfit O.O preferably with her in it :3
Wait a minute…Since Edward is supposedly a “vampire”, doesn’t that mean that his heart doesn’t pump blood? And since his heart doesn’t pump blood…Doesn’t that mean that he can’t get an erection?
frankly I’m team guy who almost hit Bella with a car if Edward didn’t come then we’d all be speared 3 movies of pure crap
P.S i saw the part where she almost got hit bye a car in a commercial
Do you think Dresden and Thomas could be bothered to go the Washington State to dispose of a faerie princess and her lesbian mate?
yeah!
I “loved” this picture when I was a teen.
you sir, win as many internets as you can carry.
Agreed. This is one of the best demotivators I’ve ever seen.
Thank you sir! (or ma’am)
This is one of the WORST demotivators I’ve ever seen… it motivates me too much!