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FROM A DISTANCE

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FROM A DISTANCE
You’ll s**t bricks

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  1. Uvulu says:

    Not if you are over 13

  2. yoruichi says:

    holy cow… that’s terrifying

  3. Mahalo says:

    GOD SAVE US ALL FROM THE PEDOBEAR.

    Hammunah, hammunah, hammunah…

  4. Kurai says:

    Its ….. its….. Pedo Bear

    **Hide your Kids, Hide your Wife**

  5. Stelze says:

    That’s creepy… no really who thinks of things like that? :O

  6. WarSong says:

    uhh, i’m 30. i’m sure ‘el pedo magnifico’ will fly right past me like a cheerleader to an abortion clinic.

  7. Mirth says:

    Hey, look! A sailboat.

  8. HarryPotterFan#1 says:

    what is it?

    • Totallyhatetwilight says:

      Pedo Bear.

    • djkaiba says:

      If your mouse has a scrolling wheel on it, hold controll and use the wheel to scroll down to zoom out. You will see pedobear.

      • JJ81 says:

        Wow.. I had no idea it’d do that.. So much easier than going across the room (which isn’t that big) and standing on the other side to try and see it!!

      • TikTok says:

        Or you can just move your head away from the computer…derp

        • djkaiba says:

          Are you reading the posts on here? If you haven’t noticed some people are trying this but not having any luck. I actually got up from my chair and moved back as far as I could and couldn’t see anything but a, as someone else said, humanoidish form. I tried the method I mentioned above and it worked so I shared it with those having difficulty.

          • OhNoMyDroid says:

            Try it again…back up, back up more, keep backing up…Uh oh, watch that bear behind you…

            • L says:

              I dont see nooooooothing

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      • LunacyBadger says:

        I just wanted to say, awesome icon. My best friend is a huge fan of Seto Kaiba.

  9. Danny says:

    That’s freaky dude.

  10. bob says:

    im sorry… its good, but its old… ive had it on my facebook for over a year

  11. Raz says:

    i stared at this for five minutes before i figured it out… by looking at the comments… :P

  12. Panther says:

    OK, I feel like an idiot. No matter how far back I go, I see at most a hazy humanoid form on the right hand side. Am I just a loser or am I missing something?

    (Note, due to a congenital defect I have almost no depth perception. I wonder if this is part of that – I can’t do 3D movies and those stupid magic eye pictures are meaningless to me)

    • Jesus says:

      Oh man you are missing out on the best parts of life. 3D movies are better than anything before them. You should just gouge out your eyes and listen to books. There are 2 billion people with a defect that means they have no depth perception,. don’t feel bad.

      • domerdaver says:

        “3D movies are better than anything before them.”

        Like the theatre?

      • ninth1der says:

        OMG you are so right!!! 3-D movies are like even more better than real life!

        Douche-sicle.

        The best graphics card ever — HGI (humangraphicsinterface) AKA your mind.
        The best processor ever — 20 Trillion parallel microprocessors at 2 KHz with 5K links per processor resulting in 200 Quadrillion processes per second (that’s 200,000,000,000 GHz or 17 billion Core i7 running together) — AKA your mind.

        Wait, I’m wrong. YOUR mind doesn’t do any of that……..
        CRTL+ALT+DEL

    • Lame Old Person says:

      Me too. I only see some fuzz on the right.

    • Fome says:

      How is it possible NOT to know Pedobear?

    • Raz says:

      idk if this will help, but looking at it sideways works, too

    • Eep says:

      You don’t see it?
      I have only one working eye, no depth perception, and don’t see the usual optic illusions etc. either, but somehow I still saw the bear in this image… O_o

    • Pannecake says:

      I know how you feel, I have a defect in my left eye that makes it hard to see. My depth perception is pretty much zero, though I can kind of enjoy 3D films…. kinda… :D

  13. Bubba says:

    Pedio Bear wouldn’t even touch Justin Beiber

  14. Danasanr says:

    Pedo bear can CAMOUFLAGE now? Well, sorry lolis, but your screwed.

  15. AndrewFoose says:

    Bricks have been shat.

  16. Jackie says:

    I can only see it if i move my glasses up and down really fast.

    • erobed2 says:

      wow, that actually works far better than any other method I’ve tried. Screw you, normal sighted people! We Spectacled geniuses shall rule the world with our amazing superpowers!

  17. JGorman says:

    Sorry folks. 5 minutes and still got nothing.

  18. The Truth says:

    We gon find you!

  19. Mason says:

    So for those of us who have no depth perception could someone tell us what the hell it is?

  20. Epictrollisepic says:

    No t-rex? Troll is dissapoint.

  21. Dude says:

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!q

  22. Real and Straight says:

    We all know pedobear originally hails from Japan (though he now roams the world), but I had no idea he was in Hiroshima or Nagasaki back in ’45, standing in front of a striped wall…

  23. Emild00d says:

    Jesus christ, I see Pe-

  24. Oh that’s cute, a cartoon character that represents sex with children. Yeah, that’s something we should all chuckle about. Isn’t pedophilia funny! Aren’t I edgy and cool to joke about child rape. If you don’t laugh along you just don’t get it. Everyone, please consider what you say and do. And please, die, Pedobear, die!!!

  25. Razz says:

    Right as I backed away to see what it was, my laptop (which was not plugged in at the time) died without warning.
    I’m now terrified and believe Pedobear is coming to get me…goodbye, cruel world…

  26. Rock Ripsnort says:

    I gotta get my glasses checked. I thought that was a plucked chicken.

    Wrong kinda chicken, I guess.

  27. shir says:

    isnt that pedobear ?

  28. cat says:

    omgz pedo bear!1

  29. meister keisterkikn says:

    Nothing there…nothing at all. Guess that means y’all are either seeing things or pranking the gullible. WAY big fail imnsho…

  30. CommonZentz says:

    Where’s John Candy and Dan Aykroyd when you need them?

  31. Alexander P. Jones says:

    This was all awesome!!! The poster, the creepers, even the comment of “He’ll zip right past you faster than a cheerleader to an abortion clinic.” Thanks whoever said that. Now then, I really want to know something: How do you do this visual effect? Does anybody know? Also, does anybody know why none of my posters are being posted to the site no matter how many times I upload them?

  32. Izza says:

    lol oh god! he’s every where!

  33. Nikki says:

    Lol! It’s our good friend Pedo-Bear ^_^

  34. princesszelda64 says:

    ohh crap ohhh crap did you guys know that i never put my old teddy bear on the bed after seeing pedobear -.-

  35. hi ya all says:

    sry but who is pedo bear

  36. Beatdown says:

    WhaAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

  37. britchick91 says:

    maybe 3 years ago looool

  38. qwestion says:

    If you scroll up and down continuesly (spelling?) you’ll see it too, or atleast I did.

  39. Jedibob says:

    Uh, I see a silhouette, but I can’t tell what it is…

  40. Davros says:

    What is it??

  41. fatty says:

    thumbs down for making me get out of my chair >=(

  42. TorachiKatashi says:

    Did anyone else actually have to get up and walk across the room?

  43. joekool92 says:

    epic.

  44. Shorty says:

    I’m so innocent. When it came into focus I thought I was seeing a teddy bear with a ridiculously large head.

  45. Rob says:

    don’t need to step back it’s pedo bear, yeah my eyes are that awesome

  46. Dexaan says:

    I’m not far enough back, i see the yellow devil from Mega Man.

  47. Marcus says:

    What is this effect called!?

    I want to do it in my own pictures haha!

  48. aj says:

    HOLY F**KIN S**T!

  49. Pelle says:

    That made me lolz!

  50. Perkomate says:

    LOL how many of you actually got up from your computer? i did

  51. tyberius says:

    Damn, the one time my myopia would come in handy, and I just just put in my contacts…

  52. Maяк says:

    what is that illusion called?

  53. rebekah says:

    how u do that

  54. randomguy78 says:

    GUYS… IF YOU MOVE TOO FAR BACK YOUR NOT GOING TO SEE IT… COMMON SENSE…. i saw it first time…

  55. o nuz! says:

    he’s stalkin’ me again…! >.<!!

  56. nimbuz says:

    loool its pedobear!!

  57. Orthag says:

    Pedobear is a master of camouflage. If he weren’t he’d never catch his prey.

  58. PT3 says:

    I saw that bear before I read the caption, so I knew what it was and was wondering why I didn’t see anything that made it funny. Maybe I’m just an oddball, but I haven’t ever considered Pedo Bear himself to be funny. I always thought of him as an awareness symbol that could be used to raise awareness of a serious problem in a humorous way by means of context. He isn’t funny, but add him and some commentary, and the result can be. It also serves to remind us that there is a threat to our children out there that, like the cartoon character, can seem innocuous until it is too late.


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