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This…..this explains so much.
Mind = blown
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this joke COULD be funny,but as we know edward is a VAMPIRE,not bat
Well…it explain batman too….
Excuse me?!
You run around with a little boy in tights and call him your “partner”.
Sorry to say Bruce but the bat’s out of the cave.
and you sleep in the same bed with the little birdy
And a cat.
yep, Batman is Pedo, & gay for robin <3
shocker
He’ll give you one!
Win
robin likes it
… and Louis. And Lestat. And many others.
well, they did say “highest rate…”
yes, they however, never tried to hide it, ಠ_ಠ
at least Lestat and Dracula had a sense of fashion
I totally second that
F**k you, Xupz. VC characters aren’t gay, dumbass.
I wish people would stop trying to label Edward gay as a way of insulting Twilight. There are better jokes to be made with this.
We’re not labeling Edward gay because we don’t like Twilight. We’re labeling him gay because he f**king SPARKLES. That right there screams “gay” to me.
If your skin was constructed more like a diamond crystal matrix than the flesh and blood of a human…you’d sparkle in the sun too.
On the other hand, this demotivational…even I find it funny.
Seriously Twilight isn’t so good as to get all the chaos that’s come too it, but it also isn’t so bad that it deserves so much hate. Guess something has to balance out the crazy-obsession-fans, though.
yeah, but when the hype dies, then maybe people will stop hating it so much, and the balance will be restored again =D
Wait, another intelegent Twilight fan? Dang.
what do you mean ‘another’? this is the first one iver ever encountered
thats, intelligent*
Being romantically interested in men screams “gay” to me.
Wait… Doesn’t Edward go after a woman? What’s gay about that, exactly?
hes not romatically interested in her, she smells tasty.
Win.
What would be your preferred way of insulting Twilight? We would be happy to oblige.
Perhaps attacking Edward’s poor characterization?
nah…we’ll stay at him being gay…you know…becouse of the gayish sparkling?
Well, someones clearly a Twihard..
Gays don’t sparkle. Drag queens do.
Drag queens are…..
Not all gays are drag queens.
gay relates to drag queen as rectangle relates to square
Not all drag queens are gay.
I can confirm.
I think you’re confusing transvestite (dresses like a woman) with transgender (plans to become a woman). You’re not very bright.
Edward is gay…you are gay too.
Ooh! Can you complain about stalking and sontrolling your girlfriend being shown as romantic?
Or explain why it’s an insult that Harry Potter is compared to Twilight?
*controlling
How did I make that typo?
Harry Potter is just as bad as Twilight. The writing might be better, but the annoyingly obsessive HP being super competitive with any other books are just as infuriating as all the twihards.
I hate both series because of all the little asshats that ruin it for everybody else by making it all so irritating.
Harry Potter is NOT just as bad. The fandom is almost as bad. That does not make the book bad.
To be fair, Bella is so stupid he’s doing her a favour by controlling her.
QFT
or you just like twilight and that was a failed attempt to stick up for a terrible movie
There were parts of the Bat-Cave that were never shown. . .
this was funneh
and Adam West.
did anyone say christian bale??
No.
I’ll be the guy to scientifically correct it. bats are the leading in bisexuality, not homosexuality. basically, they bone anything and anyone anytime. and especially since there is more dude bats than chick bats, they’re like prison gay
Does this apply to Edward, too? *
* see above
AND, Anne Rice Vampire novels!
I like the vampire chronicles, but its true…
That why they hang upside down… Yurk!
So let me get this straight. Bats have sex with MEN?
/clap
/falmpace
thus creating a bat-human hybrid, or; vampires
All is explained!
thus creating a bat-human hybrid, or: BATMAN
(ftfy)
this also totally explains the interest in robin
Robin’s aren’t bats.
ಠ_ಠ
Robin, the little boy in green spedoos that fights crime with Batman, they also sleep on the same bed, and Batman seems to be more interested in his cute little sexy robin than in all the hot chicks that are practically trowing themselves at him…
batman is gay, and possibly, pedo, for robin…
Wow, that’s f’in hilarious. Ando so original. People don’t like Edward/that series so he must be GAY. Ha ha ha ha ha.
sarcasm much?
Even if people liked twilight and Edward there’d STILL be tons of Edward is gay jokes for one simple reason.
He SPARKLES.
You could have Bond Era Sean Connery step out into the sun and if he sparkled HE’D get gay jokes too.
(Admittedly he’d then beat the hell out of whoever made that joke and proceed to sleep with their girlfriend, but he’d still be getting the jokes)
Wow, that’s F**kin’ hilarious. And well played, sir. Nobody with half a brain could like a book about a girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality. And no straight man I’ve ever met sparkles, but I have met a sparkling gay dude. Queers and their makeup… tsk tsk.
My version’s better. (y)
My version’s better. (y)
bats dont sparkle, so this does not explain edward.
that’s because they only come out at night XD
What about 13 male bats?
So now we’re accepting pictures of text that could easily be made just to set up a cheap joke? Nice.
Hey, we’ve always accepted them — folks are just increasingly realizing that motivational-poster format, humor, and yes, even a real picture may be skipped over to save time and work…
Must be fruit bats.
Win!
The vampire bats are actually bisexual… XD
As an out and proud gay man I object to this characterization… Because Edward Cullen annoys me and I don’t want him likened to us in any way!
If you claim to be an out and proud gay man, the increasingly homophobic internet has bad news for you, apparently.
Back to the Bat-Cave, sparky.
Just goes to show that bats really don’t see very well.
Typical male: if it moves, poke it.
Seems to be a male response in all species
*facebook-slyle ‘like’*
Saying that any twilight character is gay is an insult to all gay people – male and female, everywhere. Not to mention the fact that bisexual does not equal slut thank you very much! (Not in humans anyway).
Yeah, that about bisexuality is a concept that people absolutely fail to grasp.
It’s rather depressing.
yeah, I completely agree with you 2, but this is just a silly joke, not a serious debate… =D
so take a break & have some fun!
Not in humans. But those bisexual bats? They are all ho-bags.
I’d like to see the data from the scientific data that proves this claim. Also, which species of bat? No-one would have funded a study of them all.
I suspect this was a true-or-false question. The answer is false.
Even more than humans? Cripes.
hahahaha
OH GOD NO,NOT BATFINK!!!!!!!
Bats, gay people, same thing
LK knows all…@_@
And Bartleby Fletch.
Well, you know, if edward is so homo, why does he want bella so much?
well im sure if you were him and the closest thing you could get to a man looking person shed be it, ZING!
she, smells, TASTY!!
she,smells, TASTY!!
Someone should find out where these hater liv and put glittr on them . Now who’s gay¡¡¿¿
you for wanting to
Win
And Edward doesn’t have blood pressure too, so he cant have erections!
Sounds gay to me
OH! OWNED! YES!
wow when the hell did all this turn into a giant homosexual Dr. Phil moment? Twilight is stupid for the reason that it personifies what we all grew up knowing vampires were, and alters it. EX: Dracula, or Nosfaratu if they were hit with a sun beam, they would explode in a ball of fire. now these twihards have taken a once scary and badass thing and turned it into a giant fruit looking convention, they are worse than a “Fruit of the Looms” commercial, lolz, hell it has had its time to sparkle like a fat guy who just got done running, and will die out, (just like the jonas brothers) for the better i rarely hear about hem any more, thank oden!
thank you everyone in vancover loves him thank you for setting the record straight
And realy, tbads dont drink blood, exept for only one kin of them. wish are the least gay bad there is.
lol
He’s gay, and you want a piece of him Non assumed GAYS! Let it go
But bats are rodents, not mammals
i hope youre joking. rodents are mammals
I had an idiot moment. For some reason, I couldn’t imagine bat breasts.
I just did – phwoar
Well, don’t get horny now
To all that are bagging on batman- It says that bats have the highest rate of homosexuality, homo means same. So basically batman would be having sex with male bats. not male Robins.
WTF? whats mammal?