
ENERGY LEGS
If you drink powerthirst you have them.
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ENERGY LEGS
If you drink powerthirst you have them.
Submitted by: Unknown
FIRST!!! That Powerthirst really works!
F**K YOU MOTHER NATURE! *runs fast and kicks her face*
Ssssslllloooowwww dddddooooowwwwnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
And you’ll be sitting on top of the world, too.
Thats not a good idea. the picture suggests that youll be in a wheel chair, and if your on the top of the world, youll just roll down. although, that would be an awesome episode of Jaskass.
no comprende
there is another one – Powerthirst 2 Redomination
Picnicface made a third one too.
And now they are filming a movie
400 BABIES!!!!!!!!!
are they really thats sweet its gon be sicknasty
POWER THIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
and you’re all like “f**k you mother nature” and you kick her with your POWER LEGS
Hey! Do you want to feel SO ENERGETIC? Try POWER THIRST! Energy drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY! With all new flavors like SHOCOLATE! Chocolate energy. It’s like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM! Sound the alarms! You’re going to be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC! What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about RAWBERRY! Made with lightning! REAL LIGHTNING! Sports! AAAAAAH! You’ll be good at them! It’s an energy drink for men! MENERGY! These aren’t your dad’s puns! these are energy puns! TURBO PUNS! Science. Energy. Science! Energy! Electrolytes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR! You’ll be so fast mother nature will be like slooow dooown. And you’ll be like F*** YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS! You’ll have so much energy, ENERGY. AAAAAAH! Just running, ALL THE TIME! Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning BABIES! You’ll have so many babies. FOUR HUNDRED BABIES! Give shocolate to your babies ant they’ll be good at SPORTS! Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST! They’ll run as fast as KENYANS! People will watch them running and think they’re KENYANS! They’ll race as fast as KENYANS! Against actual KENYANS it would be a tie ant they’ll be deported back to KENYA! Hey! Go with the sure thing! Don’t gamble on your energy! SNAKE EYES! The energy drink that will make you AAAAAAH! SPORTS!AAAAAAH!
Wow… So many words… all within 1:23 !!!!!
Oh, btw, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
you got it wrong…
You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like “SLOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOWN” And you’ll be like “F**k you!” And kick her in the face with your ENERGY legs!!
And you’ll have so many babies.
400 BABIES!
and your babies will run so fast they’ll be KENYANS
People will watch them running and think they’re KENYANS! They’ll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and it’ll be a tie and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAA!
The thought is electrifying.
What? You want strawberry? How about RAWBERRY? Made with lightning! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!!
u will run as fast as KENYANS……..and get deported back to KENYA!!
I could say something about the relative positioning of that lightning bolt, but I won’t….
What would you say, exactly? That it’s coming out of his shin?
It’ll make you run as fast as Kenyans
There’s a third Powerthirst, and the guys who made it (Picnicface), are making a movie right now called Rollertown.
http://rollertownthemovie.com/
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Powerthirst Demotivational, but I have to admit it probably is my favorite so far. I have the whole thing on my iPod
a human Raichu!!
Snake eeeyeeeessssss…..
What if everything you ever wanted came…. in…. a…. ROCKET CAN!!!
ENERGY LEGS!!!!!!
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