FLOWERS
Because nothing says ‘i love you’ more than slowly dying reproductive organs
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Name one that ain’t .
You’re a gay. That’s one.
I like it. A real demotivational poster, not the crap that recently has been flooding this site.
Agreed. I like intelligent humor anyway.
Shroedingers cat walks into a bar…and doesnt
hows that?
That’s what I was thinking. “Wow. It’s ACTUALLY demotivational. Nice one.”
I agree 100%. This is one of my new favorites.
dumbass. hearts are part of the circulatory system.
dumbass. The flowers are the reproductive organs.
dumbass. just dumbass.
dumbass is dumb
Stupid and ill-informed. Flowers aren’t reproductive organs. Pistils and stamens are reproductive organs.
So it should be “Slowly dying pubic areas”?
That would be fair to say. “Nothing says love like slowly dying pubes.”
you just bagged it
Put that on a bumper sticker and I’ll buy five. And I don’t even own a car.
LOL! I’ll never be able to look at flowers the same way again!
pistils and stamens are in the flower so i think this is pretty accurate meh…
i think it may actually be a metaphor…
just saying
The heart isn’t a reproductive organ. But nice try.
a flower is… this joke wasn’t for morons like you anyhow. Move on.
Hilarious. Not one, but two would-be correctors have the bizarre notion flower=heart; someone post this thread to failblog.
Except that this is a wreath, so it is probably more appropriate than giving flowers to the living…
…good for funerals though..
I coined this: “I wanted to prove my love for you, so I had these flowers killed. If you put them in water, it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.” Apparently the sentiment is getting around.
Excellent. Just excellent
Maybe you should recaption it and add the “put them in water” part. 
Yes, yes…. a quintessential Demotivator. Well done! *applause*
Because nothing says I love you like giving someone a funeral wreath. No, wait, that’s not “I love you.” That’s “please die soon.”
Thanks N/A, now I know what to get my Ex wife for her birthday
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
You know what? It actually does…
It’s a hint to the wimmens. You aren’t gonna be able to have kids forever, so just let me bang you already!
So that’s the connection between flowers and marriage… both involve slowly dying reproductive organs… it all makes sense now…
I have to buy my own slowing dying reprodutive organs.
*wipes away single tear while looking at bf playing EVE*
Flowers aren’t reproductive organs retards, they’re flowers. What is wrong with people today? Who ever thought human beings this stupid could even USE computers.
Learn some year 9 biology plz. Flowers contain the reproductive organs of flowering plants.
So do human beings, so do animals but you don’t see me walking around saying “hey what’s up reproductive organs?” or going to a pet store and saying “oh those reproductive organs are so cute” or going to the florist and saying “can I have a dozen reproductive organs?” NO stupid! A whole flower is a whole flower just like everything else. I see a wreath of FLOWERS not a wreath of small pieces of broken up flowers. Learn something any man that’s been on a first date knows.
Awesome! Ever since I got married I tell my wife that I simply refuse on principle to buy slowly dying plants.
After 15 years she finally came back with “so buy me a potted plant”.
I did. And that’s OK.
I went to a theater school for high school, where after a show we would often exchange plants rather than flowers, they last longer.
My friend still has an African Violet I gave him 5 years ago.
It’s what we all are, on the inside.
Slowly dying reproductive organs… sounds like marrige.
HA! I came in here to say that.
http://cheezburger.com/stitchmetogether/lolz/View/4024341248
lol
There I fixed it for you
http://cheezburger.com/View/4570449152
flashback to that Pink Floyd video
Orchids, the largest flowering plants, have approximately 25,000 different natural varieties today. Orchid plants are tropical plants which can grow in all kinds of climates. Some of the varieties of orchids have become famous
Well aren’t we all slowly dying anyway?