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I’ve been there! And yes, the sign doesn’t lie. They carry everything.
Can’t be Amerca. Not without donut chicken grilled cheese bacon mayonnaise burgers.
Can’t be America. Not without donut chicken grilled cheese bacon mayonnaise burgers.
Aaah! sorry ’bout that extra post. Thought I stopped the first one in time ’cause I misspelled America.
Because only Americans are fat. Forget the fact that when I was in Italy it was full of fat asses. Of course 4000g of carbs a day will do that to you. England was also full of pasty old white fat f**ks. Which was shocking considering it is the worst food in the world on that s**thole island. I mean I eat great and work out 5 days a week, but since I am american I guess I am a fat, retarded, redneck. You know the kind of person who would just judge an entire country based on a few stupid stereotypes without every actually going there or meeting anyone from there. That’s what ignorant americans do right? RIGHT?
Either a troll or a hypocrite.
I say troll and advise people not to feed him.
He must be menstruating.
Or possibly pregnant.
Don’t feed the troll. He’ll get fat.
Next time you choose to spend your precious time writing a whole essay about tolerance and ignorance, let’s try not to forget that we’re on a joke-site.
f**k you thats not america! you forgot strippers
HUSSY’S WIN! I bought my wedding dress there. And no, it isn’t tacky, just tacky that the bridal shop is above the convenience store, lol.
liar… nothing on EARTH is tackier!
I totally live right near that store. Hahaha.
But, wait, where are all the zombies?
Look at the price of that gas! Man… that would be sweet.
thats only 10 cents cheaper than it is where i live
Not to be pedantic about it but October 4 (10-4) is actually National CB Radio Day as proclaimed by President Jimmy Carter in 1976
But I suppose having it morph into Talk Like A Trucker Day is a natural progression.
We gone, bye bye!
Fail darrel Fails
Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Cold beer
leads to
Wedding gown
leads to
Guns?
No, it’s cold beer leads to guns leads to wedding gown. Ain’t you never heard of a shotgun wedding?
Have you never heard of a shotgun divorce?
Darrell must be british, fail. lol
Its America because you would have to pay $6 a gallon anywhere else. WIN.
And none of them fa66y “litres”, neither.
It’s not “America”, it’s more like: “REDNECKS”
And the difference would be…?
The difference is probably the fact that white people are generally becoming less the majority and blacks/hispanics/asians are becoming more populous.
That different enough?
my, you sound so judgmental about that Maine Yankee store
Yeah those stupid people in the south! Only they would do something like this. Oh, what? This store is in Maine?
Hells yess! IN my home state. They keep that up to get publicity like this.
Obviously its working
Uh, WOW.
I live near there.
America f**k yeah!
And people look at it like its a bad thing. Few decades ago no one would of given a s**t. It’s like no one has ever seen gun and alcohol sold in the same place.
I bet there poor quality budget weapons though.
And I wouldn’t think Maine a “redneck state”
Most of Maine has a lot more in common with Alabama than it does with Boston
What about the queers?
I too have been to Hussey’s. That place is a riot.
This is a Real Store in Windsor Maine
I live about 20 minutes away from there. Great gun shop, too bad they are getting away from the assault style weapons. They used to have some really nice stuff. Bought my first AR there.
Can ANYONE explain to me the first poster?
1 question answered…57 questions raised…
Somehow, I just can’t seem to be embarassed about having the privilege of obtaining whatever I want, wherever I want, any time of day or night. America, be not ashamed that the world is so green with envy that, instead of rising above, the rest of the world can only try to pull you down.
The losers making these type of signs are jealous they’re NOT in america, why else would they make a bunch of these if they didn’t want to come in America
alas, fellow patriots! If we are to judge the people form europe then arn’t we just judging ourselves? I mean we came from thar.
Why do we have to pay only half of what Europeans has to pay per gallon in Gas anyway?
not real question. k.
To be more specific, The Deep South of America. Haha!!
Ummm…..you might wanna take a look at a map sparky and check where the state of Maine is located. I’ll give you a hint…it borders CANADA.
I love the China Lakes region of Maine, outside Augusta. The English woman that runs the bridal ‘dept.’ of Hussey’s is a lovely woman. She quite likes the ‘Yankee country.’
I’ve actually been to that General Store and it’s pretty amazing XD I bought a hat with the logo on it.