PROFESSOR BADASS
If he was wearing a gold pocket watch on a chain the universe would freeze solid from the coolness
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He used to teach Badass 101 at my friend’s college till they found him overqualified.
Check out the dude on the left wishing he could be that bad ass.
The guy on the left?
He’s got a man-purse, his man card is hereby revoked.
The guy on the left is Terrell Owens, NFL superstar and certified badass. I’d love to see you try and revoke his man card…ass.
It’s called a backpack dumbass
The dude on the left is Terrell Owens.
Blarney is not enough of a man to know who Terrell Owens is.
Blarney’s measure of a man, is how close they look like Bieber, his idol.
Sorry to inform you, but the way you dress does not give you a degree in Pshysics… Janitor badass is still a janitor…
Sorry to inform you, but it’s physics.
Obviously a typo… (so?)
So talking s**t with typos only makes you look like an idiot.
Damn that sneaky ‘s’ nobody wants you in there
Sorry to inform you but just because you have a keyboard doesn’t mean you’re allowed to type.
it never mention physics. not all professors teach physics.
Apparently spelling physics wrong gives you a degree in physics though
What about this picture makes you assume he’d be a janitor?
I guess I’ll have to be the one who says it. He’s black
Douchebag.
LOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOL
Oh the irony of you calling his education into account.
Irony? I am a professor… He is a fashion model…
No, you are just a racist.
You miss used irony
You misused “miss used”.
You’re a douchebag, and probably a fat sissy redneck xD
A man is a man, a badass just born, cannot be made.
Stop yelling and crying because of your not possible goals, some can be seized, some not.
A professor, really? c’mon!
Gotta admit he’s cool
He looks badass
Move over, Indiana Jones!
Ah ah ah ah. Stayin’ alive. Stayin’ alive.
that may actually be a pocket watch in his right pocket
But why is he wearing pink shoes?
The purpose of a waistcoast is to appear classy, even when you relax, and take off your vest. Now, I can stand the rolled up sleeves (certainly not while walking on the streets, though, ’cause even if it’s right to unbutton the bottom of the coast, it is certainly wrong to make anybody but chosen ones see it ; I won’t even speak about the tons of ridicule wristbands, may they be visible or not, by the way), but the lateral-pockets pants… damn : it just makes him look like a disguised hillbilly. Really all but classy : grotesque at its best, even. Using a waistcoast does not make you classy : you are classy by using it right, which is a totally different matter.
You must have SO many friends who just LOVE spending time with you.
Frendship is not measured in volume : it is measured in quality, you facebook whore. And hopefully, my friends do not look like lost hillbillies.
he meant to say ur a jackass… the dude’s cool get over it…
PWND
Congratulations, we now all know that you are a master of fashion! However, this leads us to a few hastily drawn conclusions. You are:
A) A woman
B) Gay
C) A rich spoiled child who has been pampered all their life, but if thrown into the real world would probably choke on a paper straw wrapper in McDonalds, which they wouldn’t dream of ever stepping foot into, especially in their Italian leather!
And now Ive got a breakdown of our concern for your comment, based on this demographic. We care about what you have to say, on a scale of 1-100 if you are a:
Woman: meh 45 to be generous
Homosexual: 20 and only because Adam Sandler and Kevin James portrayed characters pretending to be gay in an effort to raise gay rights awareness in 2007′s “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”
A rich spoiled child who has be….option C: 3, because maybe if we feign interest at your ramblings you will pay for our next drink, being under the illusion that we are listening to your conversation and want to be friends with you, and play polo at your Napa Valley Vineyard or whatever s**t you people do.
Anyways this poster is cool
BOURN!!!!! (ye it’s wrong…)
i lol because he is a fashion designer named Kevin Stuart
Ever been to the website Fashionista? Google it. I’ve decided that fashion designers have any taste and reality when it comes to clothing surgically removed.
Someones a little butthurt from being fat?
On a side not – you’ve “decided”? Self important little person ain’t you?
too long. did not read.
agreed
What’s a waistcoat?
Classy how you can’t spell coat but trash someone for small clothing choices that are irrelevant to fashion today.
Win.
oooooh yea, tell em, you sulky yet provokingly sassy gayminator!!!! ;DDD
troll harder
And btw the coast does not have a waist but a COAT can.
Is that TO in the background?
Could have used a better name
He looks like he is seriously going to kick someones’ butt. Guess they should have turned that term paper in on time.
But ISN’T he wearing some sort of chain? I swear I can see it on his left pocket.
Is that TO on the left?
OMG Hugo strange is going to kick batman’s butt!
LOL I thought the exact same thing when I saw him.
This man is indeed badass.
i wanna know who this guy is… he looks so totally badass
I think it’s Dr. Harry Edwards at UC Berkeley. He’s an emeritus now, but is the Richard Roundtree of Sociology (cue Isaac Hayes music).
Apparently his real name is Kevin Stewart, and he’s a fashion designer. Also, he doesn’t always look badass. Sometimes he looks like he belongs more with Alpha Chi Omega than the upper east side.
http://acontinuouslean.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hickey_aw09_6.jpg
so? doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a PhD in being badass
I wouldn’t be allowed out the house looking like that, and I’m all grown up and everything
Not as cool as Chuck Norris tho
The shotgun is missing…
This guy could simply walk into Mordor
he doesn’t need a shotgun, a Magnum .44 is enough
jajajajaja this comment made my day…
Is that T.O. in the white t-shirt?
dont forget the pick shoes
Nice to see people are still as ignorant as ever. If I passed this guy on the street, I’d look twice. Cool is cool, and this guy is cool. Off to find more photos of Kevin Stuart!
I love your comment.
in a fight between him and chuck Norris, i’d put money on him
I wouldn’t. But He’d put up a good fight anyway.
This photo is from The Sartorialist blog.
Sorry to inform you, OP, but there is a chain. It’s on our left (his right)
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The universe hasn’t frozen, your argument is invalid.
that’s not a chain watch, that’s a chain wallet.
2 totally different things.
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just pray he doesn’t hear that.
How do you know there’s a pocket watch connected to it?
your right. but i believe i have the reason for that, he is so badass that he froze all other universes, but had accidently warmed up our universe. and that’s how global warming happened
Am I the only one surprised that there’s 3 black guys in this picture that don’t have their pants hanging off their asses, and aren’t wearing shirts 3 sizes too big?
no you are not, i too am surprised
Dunno, did the USMC relax their standards on “ass-hanging-out” pants because if they haven’t I’ve seen plenty of black dudes with well fitted clothing…
Imagine him following the camera like the techno viking.
techno viking isent following the camera the camera is following techno viking.
Is anyone else saddened that this guy couldn’t spell, “isn’t?”
oh, but he is wearing a gold pocket watch on a chain, it’s invisible, he’s that Awesome
Needs more monocle.
uhh im 99.99999999% sure thats T.O. in the white shirt.. tryin to walk like Kevin Stuart.. what a badass
Thats Issiah Mustafas father (The old spice guy)
The rolled up sleaves means he’s in buisness.
Sh*t!! This guy looks so much like my dad it’s almost scary.
This dude has a little less hair on his head though and is slightly darker and my dad’s beard has less grey in it, other than that they could pass for twins
Perhaps your dad has an alter ego you don’t know about?
Your dad might me a badass.
He is wearing a gold pocket watch on a chain. It’s just attached to his sack, because he’s just that hardcore.
Can you tell me what time it is baby? No no, look at the other big hand. Yeeeeaaaaahhh……
im thinkin thats chuck norris’s friend
moderation: where all the good comments come to die
not true, he doesn’t have a bow tie!
This man tutored Chuck Norris