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SMART CARS
now for rednecks

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  1. gameking-4 says:

    AWESOME FIRST COMMENT IS AWESOME?!

  2. Oomega says:

    I think rednecks have small penises.

  3. imillard says:

    Redneck in a Smart Car.
    Now, that’s an Oxymoron!

    • Catfish says:

      Actually, no it is not. Because the”smart car” is not actually very smart. In America, only the gasoline version is available and gets bad mileage for its size with no room.

      • Darth says:

        Not to mention the fact that if you get in a crash with a “smart” car, you WILL die.

        • fernblatt says:

          And in most other small cars, particularly US models that are *really* light trucks, and thus exempt from many of the rules regarding passenger car crashworthiness. It’s the safest car of it’s size, actually. Unless you get your evidence of the dangers of smart cars by the photoshopped pics all over the net.

          Yes, there are many crash tests showing smart cars getting creamed by larger vehicles. Compare to other crash tests of small vehicles being creamed, not much difference.

          I like hearing folks on some of the motorcycle lists trash the smart too.
          Lay down a bike, lose a leg. Get hit in a smart, the car bounces around and you walk away, in most instances since because of the low mass of the car and the full roll cage around the cabin. (USDOT info, BTW)

  4. tosha says:

    lol I think it’s cute…but yes an oxymoron…

  5. PCstratos says:

    Well, I have never actually encountered a Smart driver that is not a total dumb a** that knows nothing about driving and probably bribed his way to getting a license.

    • fernblatt says:

      I’ve encountered few drivers in general that aren’t idiots, especially in the US. If you want some interesting stats, I’ll put you in touch with a friend that works for USDOT in the accident statistics department. You want to talk idiots, it’s SUV drivers that have the highest death and injury stats, particularly in single vehicle accidents. Nearly all SUV deaths are the result of driver or passenger not wearing seat belts, those wearing them had a smaller death rate, though a larger severe injury rate compared to average passenger car stats.

  6. hah says:

    huh…someone actually found a USE for these rolling death traps? it’s a pure win if you ask me.

  7. Roby says:

    Wonder how he got enough torque out of a smart car’s 3 cylinder engine to move those tires.

  8. woooouuw…it’s coool..i like that

  9. Preece says:

    No sandcastle fortress can stand up to it.

  10. Kelly says:

    I don’t know any rednecks that can work with a turbo FI system such as this. If it was a carbed Ford big block, we’d have a different story.


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