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uhm it’s not Carla Bruni…
Uhm yes it’s her http://www.realbollywood.com/news/2010/08/carla-bruni-offered-role-csi.html
lawyered
Yep it is! And think, folks, she has been banned by the Vatican from entering there while her hubby is on a diplomatic mission to Italy! It seems that she may be too good looking and may distract the priests from their obsessions with pre-pubescent boys and make them interested in girls, instead!
Even for this site, that was inappropriate.
no it wasn’t…
It was plain banal and stupid.
Which makes it perfect for Cheezburger Network…the graveyard of the internet.
At least a decent amount of the community is nice here though.
It may have been unoriginal but it wasn’t inappropriate.
By the way you might consult history. In addition to getting blowjobs from young boys, Catholic priests have been quite popular with the ladies. Many popes have had offspring even, e.g. look at the Borgias.
popes weren’t always single – that’s a more recent thing
http://www.victimesdepretres.org
very, very true!
but her first lady is similar whorly
uhmm….am i first?
Yes. Obviously.
She does not look like Carla Bruni.
Who is this?
You american people, you can’t place the french capital city on a european map and you can’t tell if Europe is a country or not.
And you can’t tell a woman from another.
why don’t you try to find the panama capital
Yeah, it’s her. http://www.tineye.com/search/3488ff2a57f638be151c2dcbecff734e0278ec78/
Then the French are really lucky with their first lady.
I think it’s totally awesome we got Chewbacca for a first lady. Gotta shave every morning tho…
There are so many generalizations in that statement I don’t know where to begin.
And they say Americans are the ignorant ones. Talk about double standards.
You have people like Sarah Palin running for office and you dare to think you’re not a nation of idiots.
You’ll note that Sarah Palin didn’t win. That’s really a vital consideration here.
Also, Temet was wrong. This is not a subjective argument; that picture depicts Carla Bruni, and all their ranting about “stupid Americans” won’t change that. In fact, assuming that the person who would’ve gotten the picture wrong was American is evidence of their own bigotry.
the point of our country is that nearly ANYONE can run, that’s kinda what’s supposed to happen here
I agree we are a _nation_ of idiots, but that doesn’t mean everyone in America IS an idiot.
For example I could locate Paris on a map that didn’t even have country lines, as well as numerous other European capitals. I admit I couldn’t locate them all though.
Every nation has its idiots. America just has a higher percentage of idiots in the population. Temet happens to be one of the idiots from another country (in which there are an average amount of idiots)
Hey Dude, I’m French too, and I can say from your comment that you are a complete douchebag…
Do you know all the american states? And their capitals? Can you place them on a map?
The day you can do that, that is the day you can demand the americans to know all european countries and capitals.
Zee, don’t be stupid. You are talking about states of a coutry and Europe is a continent with countries. Maybe you didn’t knew that. It’s like talking about the regions on each country.
Zee, you are an american ignorant.
And Mike, if you have studied any American history, you’d know that each state of the United States is almost an independent country. Check the Constitution of the United States, the 10th Amendment. The United States is a federal union of sovereign republics. As such, each state of the United States is related the same way that members of the European Union are related to each other. So if I am expected to know about the individual countries that comprise the EU, then you ought to know about the individual countries that comprise the USA.
Lawyered.
Could you name all the states of Germany and their Capitals?
And the States of the USA aren’t countries, so knowing them as a foreigner isn’t more important than knowing the countries in the EU
I never claimed to know all the states of Germany, or that it was important to do so.
I am merely arguing according to the beliefs of those who criticize Americans for not knowing every country in Europe. If they are going to criticize Americans like this, then I expect them to know every state in America. It’s only fair.
Now, I myself do not expect Europeans to know every state in America. Only if Europeans are going to expect Americans to know every country in Europe, then do I expect them to know all the states of America, because otherwise they are hypocrites.
You say that the states of America are not countries. Well, Webster’s defines “state” as “a politically organized body of people usually occupying a definite territory”. Webster’s defines “nation-state” as ” a form of political organization under which a relatively homogeneous people inhabits a sovereign state; especially : a state containing one as opposed to several nationalities”. So it seems the only difference between a state and a nation-state is how ethnically homogeneous the inhabitants are. American states would not be “nation-states” because they are pluralistic and multi-ethnic, but they would be “states”, which are almost the same thing. We know that “nation-states” are countries, and if the American states are basically “nation-states” (minus only the ethnic homogeneity), then by the transitive property of mathematics, the American states are countries.
Really? Nations without bats**t-insane dictators are basically nice places to live. So since Korea is basically a nation (minus the lack of a bats**t-insane dictator) does the transitive property of mathematics make it a nice place to live?
Apparently you didn’t get the memo that there is a North Korea and a South Korea.
Actually “nation-states” aren’t “countries” (and the way an American dictionary defines terms isn’t necessarily universally true). For example, England and Scotland are countries but not nation-states. The nation-state is called United Kingdom. We as Europeans don’t expect you to know that the capital city of Scotland is Edinburgh, but it would be nice if you knew that UK’s capital is called London. Also, we’re talking about independent nations here – the bottom line: the only U.S. capital we need to know is Washington D.C.
Here’s a better point then:
Lack of geographical knowledge is not enough to assume that anybody is an idiot, let alone Americans. Is anybody expected to know every capital of every country? No, nobody is expected to know that. Most people only know of capitals of countries that are seeing a lot of news coverage, or have had some great event that everybody knows about.
So am I right in assuming you can, right off the bat, name and place the European countries NOT within EU?
yes I can, place Paris on a map of Europe, I mean. the woman thing, all you white people look the same to me.
who is she?
The…First Lady…of France…
Carla Bruni, France’s sexiest First Lady.
Eat that, USA. Unless Marilyn Monroe survived the mystery.
Lol, how many first ladies does France have…?
23, man.
Noted. We’ll only elect Hot women or men with hot wives from now on. Only thing we’ll consider when voting, got it.
Please do, that would eliminate Palin…
LOL after reading through all this bickering… to find a spark of sarcasm is refreshing~
the ex first lady of france (she divorced of sarkozy) carla bruni…. all first ladies should be like carla bruni u.u
She is the first lady now, they did not divorce. Sarkozy divorced of the previous one (and another one before that) to marry her, like 2 years ago (while in office, which is the first time in France)
She’s ugly, she looks like a plastic toy…
She is still the first lady … they are still married …
mmmmh ….. except that she is STILL married with sarkozy…
They didn’t divorce. I’m French and I can tell you they did not…
I don’t know where you saw she was divorced. Maybe you confused with his ex-wife: http://www.rue89.com/files/20071003Ceciliainside.jpg
Cecilia.
…why?
freaky legs
Frog legs
ROFL
This is not France’s First Lady…
Yes, she is !
Vive le France!
vive “la” france idiot
Wow, I never knew it was “vive la france idiot”!
lawl
Hahaha
‘le’ and ‘la’ are the same, except that ‘le’ indicates masculine and ‘la’ indicates feminine. Because English is a non-gendered language, and french is a gendered language, it isn’t surprising that a native english speaker would make that mistake. Please shoveth thy grammar nazi-ness back through thy lower sphincter.
This is not Carla Bruni
Yes it is.
No it’s not, I’m French, I can recognize the first lady when I see her face, this is not Carla Bruni, this is some random girl…
it could have been her though, she was a model.
Congratulations, you’ve got prosopagnosia. http://www.realbollywood.com/news/2010/08/carla-bruni-offered-role-csi.html
I’m from Belgium (next to france) and it’s Carla Bruni… Imbécile…
http://www.codogno.com/modella.asp?id_img=5
She has no boobs, no butt, and his face is so dry it’s almost creepy.
I surely can get much more than just a pair of beautiful eyes for $100.
Wow, high standards. Try 1000$ if you want a supermodel.
Or, you know, try getting a girlfriend and love her the way she is… but I doubt that will ever happen. Soooo… good luck with the herpes!
And with his penis.
*shudders*
you got an ugly one dontcha?
people usually dont throw that “love her the way she is” s**t for no reason..
No man, I say it cause it’s better for everyone. And no, I consider myself pretty attractive.
I am a girl.
I just think she (as well as some other supermodels) is insanely overrated.
The first time she traveled to the UK as first lady, all news were on her.
I don’t think my girlfriend could be a supermodel, but if I didn’t know her and met with her and bruni in a night club, I would certainly find my girlfriend hotter. Not because she should be a celebrity, but because bruni is not much more then a pair of beautiful eyes in a skinny body.
See, exactly. When your 90 years old, everyone looks like wrinkly bags of leather, and the couple that wanted eachother for looks are gonna be hella bored. Might as well go for the guy/girl that has a bit of personality that can make you smile every day.
Of course there is a lot more then that, but this is for those shallow people.
First, you must REACH 90 years old
They think they will never grow very old…
Are you sure its France . No hairy legs
oh that’s France allright. There are major strikes all over the country, this is the last ditch effort to break down the strikers.
You must be thinking about Portugal.
wtf? u must be one of those american idiots
Well, there is a commonplace in France that says that the portuguese women have got not only hairy legs, but hairy… everything.
Well, there is a commonplace in Portugal that says that the french women have got not only hairy legs, but hairy… everything.
and everyone hates the french anyway so stfu
So if someone mentions a racial stereotype that you haven’t heard before they’re automatically “one of those american idiots”? Where is the reason?
The reason is that mostly Europeans, even though there are many stupid ones among us, don’t usually seem to engage is as much stereotyping about (European) peoples as Americans tend to.
Ah, but you’re wrong there. European countries stereotype among themselves and each other just about the same as we in the US do. Regional stereotypes and national stereotypes abound.
HAve you ever even been to France?
I have been there, and I have never met more rude, obnoxious, arrogant….well, you get the picture
I didn’t know that rudeness or such nice ways to behave were something specific to a country. Well, I guess clichés die hard (I don’t see myself as an obnoxious person or a stressed out parasian cab driver so I don’t really understand this reputation).
Well, every country has one or two outliers. Apparently we hit the jackpot with you!
I sense some irony here.
Unlike someone here who stated that americans were “fat, ignorant people”, I never thought of americans that way. There are fat, ignorant people everywhere in the world, just like there are no borders for stupid behaviour or unpoliteness. That’s why I think it’s kind of sad that french people have this reputation of being mean and arrogant.
And like some people on this thread I also thought that the ‘hairy legs’ thing was a portuguese cliché (something that is also not true though).
Anyway I’m gonna go back in the streets with a beret on my head and continue the new revolution while drinking wine and eating cheese.
too long; didnt read
Tl;dr : you got lawyered by a french(wo)man
Well it’s only fair, since all Americans are stupid egocentric fat bigoted warmongers. Everybody knows that, right? Right?
Obesity: “Nearly four out of 10 adults in the USA will be obese within five years if people keep packing on pounds at the current rate”.
Préjugé?
Warmongers: can you please remide me why you went to Irak? You were not fighting terrorism, you were fighting arabs in general (and you tried to take their oil by the way).
Préjugé?
Now, how many time have I seen pictures on the internet where was written: “America, proud to be superior, the 1st,…” or whatever. You are egocentric.
Préjugé?
Then, about ignorance, it may be wrong. Maybe only few of you are really ignorant, but still, I’ve seen American people showing a map of South America and telling it was Europe… So for sure some of you didnt understand that the world is bigger than the USA.
I always wondered about those videos of Americans misunderstanding maps. Are those people just a retarded minority or are all Americans only taught about their own nation in school?
those people are just the retarded minority. unfortunately, the most ignorant are usually the loudest or most noticeable.
Unfortunately what you seem to have encountered on the internet appears to be ‘vocal morons from America,’ and not Americans in general.
Still, I won’t deny America has a huge percentage of idiots. AND a huge percentage that think we’re superior (for god knows what reason). I think the reason for the latter is that America really was a pioneer back in the day and such, but now it no longer is really true…
BTW the French people I have met (when I went to France) were very, very nice people. Yeah, the cultures are different, but way nicer than you’d usually meet in most parts of the US.
Hey frenchy, you’d be typing that in german if it wasn’t for america
And you’d be typing that in Japanese if your ships had come in sooner, why do Americans claim to have won the war for us? If Japan hadn’t bombed pearl harbour then you wouldn’t have done s**t about the war!
Good reason to never bother going to France, then, if I just get the same thing as stepping outside my front door…
Sure thing, dude… she’s italian
she’s the first lady in france but she’s italian (Carla Bruni if anyone is wondering)
I’m french, and she’s has “at least” dual nationality. She said on the David Letterman Show that she was french and said to italian that she has the dual nationality
Legally both are possible.
I’m french and I never met a girl with hairy legs, where does that myth come from? I’ve heard it a few times already.
It’s actually hairy armpits. Supposedly French women never shave their armpits and you all only bathe every 2 or 3 days and wear a lot of perfume to cover up your BO.
I think it’s just something we Americans say to get back at you folks for the “Fat, ignorant Americans” stereotypes. We’re not all ignorant.
I read that there was an American in New England in 1823, I think it was, who wasn’t ignorant. I never really gave the myth much credence though.
So you mean you’re all fat?
but you are fat…(read the statistics and some white papers why you shouldn’t be fat)
win
Um, when I said “We’re not all ignorant” I was implying that all Americans are fat. So jim is failing to get the joke.
I’ve never met a French woman like that and I’ve been there more than once, probably some do. And no, plenty of Americans aren’t ignorant, but you are. (See any post referencing evolution etc.)
I can’t help it that I’m smart enough to know that evolution is bunk. I can’t help it I actually pick up books and read, that I have a father who’s actually a scientist, that I, at the end of the day, have far more knowledge then you. God exists. Evolution does not.
If you can disprove Evolution do so. Scientifically.
Creationism is all well and good, philosophically speaking, but unless physical evidence is provided to support it then it is not science and only the theories that are backed up with evidence are acceptable (this quote by the way comes from a religious source).
Evolution has hard physical evidence backing up its numerous theories, it has the most evidence supporting it, therefore it is the most reasonable physical solution to the prevalence and diversity of life today.
G-d might exist, sure, but how do you know Evolution wasn’t His plan? You’d have to be a pretty arrogant narcissist to assume you know the mind of G-d and how He chose to create the Universe and everything in it.
The account in Genesis does not technically contradict evolution or the theory of the Big Bang. Any person with a minimum 5th grade education in both religion and science would know this.
Therefore all your ridiculous assumptions about Evolution being bulls**t are based on ignorance not on education and I would even suggest that your religious education is severely lacking comprehension skills.
1. I can’t help it that I have far more knowledge than you thanks to the fact that I’m actually educated and don’t have to rely on my dad’s drivel. Plus if I wanted to hear the opinions of scientists I could go find a bunch of biology and geology professors who disagree with your dad…
2. Are you saying god punishes people who are ignorant? You should say that because that’s what your religion says (if your a xtian), but do you have the balls to do it?
1. Evolution is still a theory.. right? Just asking.
2.) Fools suffer because of their foolish actions. Hey, it’s their choice for not wising up. God is a just God as well as a merciful.
Theory: a coherent group of general propositions used as principles of explanation for a class of phenomena: Einstein’s theory of relativity.
So, not just a wacky guess.
Enjoy your religion.
SEE?? SEE?
American people is not stupid they have powerfull elite in many field
But reading something like that feel kind of cold
In France there is no more creationism shit of anything most people don’t beleive in god and even pirest would agree evolution theory, but actually because nobody give a f**k of them…
We are in 2010 i mean someone young like you beleiving this really look retarded
Know what ? if you want to help your dying god and religion you should teach other something like, evolution is real, study the theory deer brother and see how god is omniscient (and then orgy and eat bread that taste jesus stick =)) cause it’s actually as STRONG than interesting to understand how creature evolves, many scientist use to believe in “A” god, in the end, seeing how fine the nature is set up.
But here, you just s**t a brick like “God exists. Evolution does not”
American peolpe is not stupid but amplitude (do not know if can use it as an adjective) between people’ knowledge looks to be huge.
“Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing ‘Yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!’ If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it. ” Dan Barker
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
2 words: Yow-Za!
she is the first lady of France but she is italian not french
Well, as incredible as it may sound, you cannot really become First Lady of France without having the French nationality. Actually it’s a pretty big deal for Mr. Sarkozy around here to kick all illegal immigrants’ sorry butts – and that’s mainly why we kind of loathe our dear President.
So, she does have Italian roots (such as maybe 20% of the French population, and myself), but she is truly French.
France is kind of a melting-pot, and in my area (that is, North-East, the whole industrial corner), it’s way easier to stumble across a “Ricardi”, a “Müllerschmitt” or a “Schlarowski” than a “Pelletier” or “Legrand”.
wrong, she is now
Weird legs… I live in Europe but i never seen something like this. Anyway it’s probably photoshoped
You can tell it from the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops before, I presume.
Yes, Carla Bruni has these weird long legs.
Damn… that’s a nice piece of ass
/me wants
i think i can see her snatch…
Ooh la la
Why I live there
Carla Bruni is Italian… Sadly…
her name is Brurla Cani
Are you really complaing??
As if you had a choice not to. Welcome to the Internets
Rule 34, but the soft version.
Maybe you should. You seem like you could use some stress-release.
I give up.
Meanwhile in france: man digs through layers of stench and pubic hair to discover that french women DO exist
uh uh, fresh news, is it?
It’s not Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.
And she’s french, now (since she marry Sarkozy).
And her legs are more beautiful than the girl on the picture.
Americans are fat, stupid niggas.
Please post more of these in order to make the nervous little man called Sarkozy faint.
I don’t know where you guys are from (just talking about these stereotypes. people are stupid alla round the world, it’s not an american specialty… actually you mostly have this stereotype since you re-elected Bush because according to Europeans he was not able to count ’till 20 if he was wearing shoes…) , but you should try thinking by yourselves. it’s not because it is written “Carla Bruni” on that picture that it is her. just look at her face and compare to any actual picture of her instead of just looking at her body…
You lost me at “alla round”
Sadly… Me too…
tl;dr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carla_Bruni
http://www.lemondeavance.com/lemonde_Carla-Bruni-en-bikini-The-future-Queen-of-France-821.htm
Yeah, that lady looks totally different.
/sarcasm
Also, I’ve noticed that people who tell others to “think for themselves” are the ones most likely to tell people what to think.
I also noticed that people who try to look sarcastic should at least try to check up their sources…
but nevermind, keep on thinking you are right, if it could make your day
I also noticed people telling other people to check up their sources should at least try to find some contradicting information for the original picture instead of just saying that other person is wrong. http://www.realbollywood.com/news/2010/08/carla-bruni-offered-role-csi.html
come on, are you telling me your source is some stupid website? honestly carla bruni did enough pictures not to be mistaken to any other whore. this is actually not any picture from her, even if it could have been.
The website posted above is one of the sites that has this picture and labelled it as being Carla Bruni. There are many others with the same information, see http://www.tineye.com/search/3488ff2a57f638be151c2dcbecff734e0278ec78/ You still didn’t post any credible information apart from “it’s not her hurr durr”.
Americans should stop to believe clichés they got from the Second World War. Really.
Perhaps americans think french people are arrogant because we don’t suck their cocks whereas so many countries do.
I think people who really believe it’s carla Bruni are kinda blind, or too obsessed with her boobs to look at her face
She HAS BOOOBS?!?!?
This is definitly not the first lady of france:
http://www.google.fr/images?hl=fr&rlz=1G1GGLQ_FRFR254&=&q=carla%20bruni&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
Do another Google images search with Safe Search being “désactivé” instead of “modéré”, have a look at the fourth picture, then we can continue this conversation.
she don’t look like Carla Bruni.
But you can do your poster with others pics with the real carla bruni:
http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/03/28/carla_bruni_talks_about_going_nude/carla%20bruni%20nude.jpg
http://www.e-news.name/images/carlabruni-thefrench.jpg
THIS is Carla Bruni :
http://www.e-news.name/images/carlabruni-thefrench.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_imUKCPla1_c/S79Y5t0-4lI/AAAAAAAABgI/GI8p46J8MsM/s1600/carla_bruni.jpg
http://www.shotactu.com/shotactu/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/carla_bruni_nue_dt_espagne.jpg
fap.
pre mature?
just another stupid whore, who cares who it is or isn’t?
No. Definitively she’s not.
This one looks better and younger. ^^
We don’t care if it’s not Carla’s body, it’s just fun to see how our first lady is seen out of France! To see her here is just crazy!
It’s fun to see this little French/American battle ^^ I laugh a lot reeding this!!
Hehe, even if our president is a jerk, our 1s lady is the hotest ever in the whole world.
Jalous? ;D
Love you from France guys, even if you believe in god
1st lady *
I don’t know if she is carla bruni or not… lighting and touch UPS can really change a look… but I think the real question here is why is she eating her underwear? Or are those bikini bottoms? Either way…
It’s the first tranny, not the first lady….come on people, this is France we’re talking about, and you know what that means.
Meanwhile In Poland – Our has bigger bOObs ! xD
http://www.koktajl24.pl/tag/pierwsza-dama-anna-komorowska
I’m french, and she looks like Carla Bruni. But i’m not sure this girl is our first lady. In fact, I think this girl is her young sister.
Finally, don’t care who she is, she’s damn hot ! (If it is really Carla Bruni, you’ve got to explain how our little and angry dwarf-sident has score wit’ her ! Really…)