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Yeah 40k is like that
FOR THE EMPEROR!
But lightsabers aren’t messy: they cauterize as they cut.
My thoughts as well.
So with a lightsaber it is actually possible to get rid of that last piece of your enemy without having to use to much effort?:O
Sure just hit the “destroy every last cell” button on the hilt and POOF! The enemy is gone. Darth Vader is the only one to use this feature though and he only did it once.
No no no, I thought this site was all nerds…..
Obi-wan sacrificed himself in that fight with Vader as soon as he saw that Luke’s mission was complete. That’s why he was able to appear in “ghost” form latter on. That why his clothes where left lying on the floor and Vader frantically searched thru them.
Watch the end of Episode 3 one more time: Yoda tells a youthful Obi-wan that his mentor mastered a technique to reach back form death (or something similar) and that Obi-wan was to learn it as well.
This site is full of nerds, most of which can joke around about things like light sabers having buttons that obliterate every last cell in a being like I did in the post above. Keep in mind as you roam these pages that there are a lot of people who will not post stuff while being 100% serious. Have fun with things here
Indeed.
That’s the point.
no the real point is i dont give a damn.
but seriously i think its just a rippoff of the ripper in fallout 3
but 40k has been around for a LOT longer than Fallout 3.
It’s been around longer than Fallout in general.
So, no. It would be Fallout ripping 40k off.
Its a ripoff of the chainsaw in RL
but the ripper was in fallout 2 (1998)
And 40k has been going on for almost 25 years, do the math.
At the very latest, warhammer 40k came out in 1990, and I’m fairly certain it came out in the 80s, so no, fallout would be ripping off 40k
well chain weapons are comon place in gothic sci fi but yea not a fallout original
The existence of a science fiction table top game in development by Games Workshop was made known through Citadel Journal in 1986 and Rogue Trader was officially released at Games Workshop’s annual Games Day event in October 1987. The game was sub-titled Warhammer 40,000
It’s awesome when people know what they’re talking about when it comes to 40K
I kinda think WH40K created gothic sci-fi also, well Giger put the idea foward with his design work on Alien .
John Blance kinda ran with this on WH40K.
Glad someone beat me to it.
That’s the point. They aren’t messy enough!
“lightsabers are civilized; precise. not like the randomness of a blaster (or a chainsword)”
-Obi Wan Kenobi
Didn’t do him much good against Darth Vader though?
Obi Wan gave up on purpose! You take that back!
He died on purpose?
Actually yes. He let Vader strike him down so he would become one with the force and enable Luke to bring balance. Silly Fattoler…
I know that. I was merely challenging a foolish question with another question.
Forcetrolling
The lulz is strong on this one.
actually, it was Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader) who brought balance to the force in the end by destroying the sith, being the emperor and himself at the same time
Although to be fair, Luke did give Anakin the focus he needed to do it
I always thought it was idiotic to train anakin, why would you want someone to bring balance to the force, when your team is winning?
Well he did it because the actor didn’t want to get tied into the series and typecast and forever remembered by that one, solitary role… But, you know, that’s outside the canon universe.
Usually when someone puts their sword away in mid fight, knowing their enemy will strike them down, that is a good sign of dieing on purpose.
HOLY SIT! REALY!! I DIDZ NOTZ NOES!!! OH WOAAWWOOO!! I NO NO!@ BWESADJHF
Feel better now that you’ve had that seizure?
let the troll be or he will yet another seizure and this one might be more fatal
Was trying to see if I could get a camping bonus if it was fatal.
Sweety, maybe it is time to join the real world, hmm?
I visit the real world every so often but find it boring so I return to the internet and my gaming.
Haha she* and they come and go, most of it is caused by stupidity from others.
Feed me moar.
Don’t worry, I actually read through the posts enough to get what you were saying, so not everyone here responds without reading. It was pretty obvious that you were stating that he’d given up intentionally and simply putting it in the form of a question, in response to someone suggesting that he’d lost the fight.
Thank you dan =)
I did read all the posts on here. I also know posters on these sites, for one reason or another, don’t always hit the reply button (If they hit it at all instead of posting a new comment) so I figured since it was posted after someone had stated Obi Wan had “given up on purpose” it was supposed to be in response to that.
Might just be me, but I always thought that Kenobi was dead the entire time… he just came back to direct Luke on the Hero’s path, and then he simply went back into the Force.
I thought he was a balloon animal, it would explain the reason he popped when Darth thrust his light saber into him and his clothes were all that were left.
A blaster seems to be both extremely slow and inaccurate. Why not switch to guns? Imagine how fast Episode 6 woulda been if Boba Fett had two uzis.
Someone should just get a lightsaber with a hilt that can turn into a blaster.
ripoff from FFXIII
Or Sin and Punishment, for that matter.
w00t!!! Terminators FTW!!!
Battlesuit FTW!!!!!!!!
Actually, terminators tend to wield power fists, lightning claws or thunder hammers. But, at least you are within the space marine ballpark.
Chainfist FTW, or have they eliminted those from the latest ruleset?
According to a friend of mine who plays they’re still usable by Terminators.
No, thank goodness
WAAAAAAAGH!!!! (FTW!)
You mean space marines.
Terminatore ARE space marines, dumbass.
Tactical dreadnaught armour FTW!!
A) I didn’t realize that’s what he was referring to, and
B) Really, that warranted a “dumbass”? That, of all things, was worthy of calling me a dumbass? That, sir is an insult to those who truly follow the dumbass calling, such as those who flame others with “ur so gay” and those who think that calling the “Frist!” poster stupid will stop them. Dumbasses like the troll-feeders, hopelessly being drawn to the bait time after time. Dumbasses who think that “Those pants must have mirrors cause I can see myself in them,” is a great pick up line. If mistaking an obscure reference for one that is far more common and well known equates to dumbassery, then the standards of dumbassery have fallen to an all-time low. It is the end of era, to be sure. A moment of silence, please.
TL;DR – You’re the dumbass, dumbass.
U mad?
Hey!! That really is a great pick up line
Lol!
It is!
Best. Rant.Ever.
Bright lance says buh-bye to your dreadnaught
He said TACTICAL dreadnought armor, not dreadnought, duh.
the tactical dreadnought is even easier to kill with the aid of a bright lance
Yeah, but still, a brightlance is pretty good at dealing with those too
Personally I prefer plasma rifles and fusion guns at close range, hopefully a full treo of suits with them, toss in a markerlight or two and its a bad day to be in expensive armour
Your terminator will be drowned in a wash of Las-Cannon Courtesy of the Imperial Guard.
Yeah, but Terminators don’t use chainswords. Chaos Terminators occasionally use chainaxes but the loyalist versions all get shiny new powerfists as far as I know (or a powersword if they are the sergeant). However I just remembered they can use chainfists so I suppose that counts
Its a nerd-off! XD
“You got close too fast and he hasn’t called again.” NO AD, STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE! BAWWWW :’(
“We Taught the Orks to Kneel in the Emporers Prescence”
Tarkus
“Ha we did better than that, We taught them to Lie face down in the mud and BLEED in the Emporers Prescence”
Avitus
Dawn of War 2
And God said let there be Awesome
Thus was born 4ok
“Orkses never lose a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fightin so it don’t count. If we runs for it we don’t die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!”
Orks, Logic champions 30.000-40.000
*mraaawwh* *zzzz* *splush*
lose the exclamation point, it makes you look like a try hard.
No its so that you can own zombies in the zombie apocolypse without hurting starwars people.
I prefer swordchucks.
Only if you level up enough fighter. Have Red Mage check your stats.
+10 for you recognizing the refrence
I’m a fan of webcomics. That was one of my favorites :3
Chainswordchucks?
“Taste your enemy’s fear as he dies”
I bet you could cut an awful lot of bacon with that thing…
Combine the chainsword and light saber for a chainsaber then you can cut AND cook alot of bacon in little time. :3
lol ~ I think we have a hot new product (oh look I made a punny).
Now where the hell is Billy Mays when you need him?
Dead.
Been a while too…
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT!
Frost Blade.
Chainsword + Powersword
well no, frost blades are power weapoins/chainswords customised by space wolves using krakens teeth etc
Its been done, the chainsword and Lightsaber mix, in the form of a Greatsword, called the Chainsawd from various Phantasy Star games now, from PSO Ver 1.5 and 2 on the Dreamcast to todays latest Phantasy Star Portable 2/Infinity (including Phantasy Star Universe Episode 1-3 and the first Phantasy Star Portable
I was just about to say, lightsaber/chainsword sounds exactly like something i’d see on a phantasy star game.
When you absolutely, positively have to shred your enemies to tiny bite sized bits!
Chainswordchucks FTW!!!
And only 50% more useful than a gunblade. That’s just my opinion tho.
gunblades are useless, might as well weld a blade to the underbarrel of a revolver. and what’s with keyblades? they can’t cut anything, why call them blades at all?
I dunno, I use my keys as an improvised knife all the time, so it’s not a complete stretch (well, anymore than anything else in the FF world)
I keep a sharpened, blank key on my keyring. Doesn’t open much. Throats, mostly.
& yes, gunblades are primarily an exaggeration on bayonets, but I wouldn’t call them useless, not in the real world where ammunition is finite.
Gunblades are stupid. The recoil will cut off you hand.
Gunblades, apparently, fire blanks. Pulling the trigger does not fire a bullet, just makes a bang, which causes the blade to vibrate violently, which causes extra damage when the end of the blade is currently in someones flesh.
Or so goes the theory anyway, it sounds fairly retarded to me. But as we all know, bullets do any damage in RPGs, so it’d be pointless to fire them.
Nemesis Force Weapon FTW!!!
Ooo… yes.
Grey Knights FTW
yeah beowulf… trashy movie
Where did Beowulf come into this? This is a 40k weapon.
Perfect for clipping coupons! :p
ALL IS DUST!!
OK, where can I buy this? Realy, I want the bragging rights that follows when you order this epic weapon. Link please?
Do want…
It is said that the chainblade is made of adamantium and that it has a monomolecular tip. This means infinite cutting power that will never go blunt. I will have to refer to Thaddeus (Dawn of War II) in that he said even when all your ammo runs out the sword will go on.
You just have to do regular cleaning of the blood and gibs from the mechanism.
http://www.ragol.co.uk/uploads/item_images/chainsawd.jpg
Chainsawd
Its a chainsaw, with lightsabers for blades
With Bolter and Chainsword shall we cleanse the enemies of the Emperor!
But lightsabres aren’t messy at all! They cauterize the wounds they make as they cut! This is just silly.
I have to say it: we’ve had that conversation already, and it was decided that that was the whole point
also because ‘Chainswords’ is easier to spell than ‘Lightsaber’
warhammer 40k has gone a long way from rolling die and moving miniatures
Only three letters:
FTW
I wonder where this cauterizing the wound with a lightsaber came from, i thought when obi-wan cut off that guy’s arm in the cantina in the older movie blood starting spurting out.
And when luke dis-’armed’ the Wampa.
And when Obi-wan cut darth maul in half.
kill them ALL
Hey Moron, this is a CHAINSWORD!!!! who gives a flying fudge about your damn lightsaber??!!?! NO ONE!!! SUCK OFF JEDI MORONS!!!
and just for the hell of it …..
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waaaaaaaaggghhh!
Chainswords are not a cause for a WAAAGH!!!
We all know what to do with a chainsword…
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
Light sabers cauterize the wound making a blod clot