MY DADDY
Never loved me.
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They all have the same stupid facial expressions…
it’s a jersey thing
Duck face?
“what does that meen? don’t f**k with me!”
It means, I’ll never give my mom a white grandbaby.
So?
I would be more worried about that hideous facial expression than anything else?
The way those look, I’m not sure she’ll give her mom a grandbaby at all. Sorry, but all the Jersey Shore people look gay and act kinda gay..If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it might just be a duck regardless of what it tries to convince itself of.
I just wanted to say that..
I don’t care where the “thing” is from, how in the hell do these people not realize how ridiculous they look? Is everyone from Jersey brain damaged?
yes
OMFG haha on facebook look up Julianna Rabinovitch and this chick looks just like her
GTFO ZACH! I’m Zach!!
SLUT *first SLUT
As it is with sluts – you’ll never be the first.
Before I had lost all faith in humanity, but now it suddenly went into negative. Must… resist… urge… to destroy!
It’s a support group for those born with severe palsy of the lower face and a jaundice problem, as well as a speech impediment. Good job, you insensitive c**k.
Some sort of lip disease?
It’s a trait common to all douchebags.
Douchebags are easily identifiable by the lip thing, being orange, or having hair that sticks straight up and has a greasy shine. They also like to wear long things around their necks.
they also pluck their eyebrows
Being Italian is a big giveaway as well….
NORMAL women pluck their eyebrows. You’re thinking of women who take it to extremes and end up having to draw eyebrows on their face with a makeup pencil.
You mean like the woman on the lower right of this poster?
That is freaken funny.
WIN !!!
well, that’s what happens when you hang out with Guidos.
It`s a Jersey thing..
Jersey must be experiencing a DB epidemic then…
COME AT ME BRO
wtf does that mean? And don’t call me Bro, I’m not a dude…
COME AT ME BRO
Guidos.
I prefer the term muffgarbage.
Don’t you mean muffga’bage?
D *gets shot*
*rimshot*
Don’t you mean douchebags?
O_O they all look exactly the same
WTF 4 duckfaces in one photo?!?
I know! handgrenade, anyone?
*lobs grenade* Done deal… no one needs to see these people ever again.
Why do people think that only women with deep emotional scars could POSSIBLY enjoy casual sex the way men do? Fücking feminäzis.
It ain’t the casual sex, its the quality of the males involved.
Actually, it’s the other way around. Casual sex with men causes emotional damage in women.
And casual sex with an animal causes physical damage to people! It’s like some sort of circle of life!
lolololol
just like in that one movie!
Free Willy?
say what
I think both extremes have causes – whether they be insecurities, emotional scars, up-bringning, environment, whatever. But emotional scars are more fun, easier, and (as far as I’ve seen) more common to make fun of to some people.
What makes you assume this is about casual sex, and not the fake tanned, duck-lipped, ridiculously styled idiocy on display in this picture?
Dude, the “Daddy issues” stereotype? At least pay attention before you comment.
I wasn’t aware casual sex was equal to a gangbang with three walking stereotypes.
I wasn’t aware of casual sex at all in this day and age…
I’m totally with you, dude. All I know is the deep, meaningful, entrancing, romancing, dishclattering, eyeshattering kind of sex.
… “Eyeshattering?” What the hell have you been doing? And why aren’t you blind?
Oedipus, is that you?!
Goin’ epic, old-school style. You win the Greek internets!
I think what the op was suggesting is that only a woman with deep emotional scars would enjoy a casual gang-bang with the douchbag triplets.
May as well be the entire cast of Jersey Shore right there.
Ten points to Gryffindor!
who said anything about only females have deep emotional scars the guys having meaningless casual sex have some issues too. apparently they didnt have very great role models of fathers or didnt care about what they learned and decided to be chuckleheads instead
Welcome to the Internet!
Why are there people thinking what aplies to them aplies to everyone
Problem is, the only time you’ll see a guy with three chicks grabbing his junk is in pron. Or a wet dream. Otherwise, it has no basis in reality unless said guy is a Vince Neil (circa 1984) or a Jimmy Page (circa 1971).
One girl…Three guys…The guys all look EXACTLY the same…and they’re all making the same expression…
…
Robots? With some sort of mechanical problem around the lips?
Fleshlight 2.0
that’s exactly what i was thinking. The guys all look the same! Ups the creepy factor for me.
What’s with the fish faces? I mean, those guys are big enough douche-bags without doing that…
Blake, who gives a damn, look at the crappy hair spray on tan, and that retarded ass lip pose thing. Only someone with deep emotional scars could like them.
I have deep emotional scars, but believe me that s**t is effed in the bum.
See, even people with emotional scars don’t like douche bags.
So. Much. Duckface. O_O
I’d rather hang out with emos than these douchebags. Emos do at least listen to some decent music (._.)
You must be emo….
WIN!
you, on the other other hand, probably are not.
You are right. I tried for a while in high school, but it didn’t work out well, as I am black. And a girl. I looked pretty weird hanging out with my skateboard and guitar. I just stuck with the hippie/folk/dreadlocked thingy. Whatever that is. Its suits me much much much better.
yeah, no racism intended, but, black people do look a bit… off, when theyre into the emo thing. It suits really pale skinny people better. Aesthetically at least. Like in my case, Im tall, handsome, and well built, so people always throw me in the jock category, when really Im all about reading, writing, music, and romance… Kinda sucks.
‘Like in my case, Im tall, handsome, and well built’. Don’t forget modest!
WIN
WIN X 9000
Gimme a call, dude. I’m pumping myself up right now. Looking forward to cracking some poetry with you.
So kids call it ”poetry” these days?
on the jersey shore…
Once you go quack you never go back.
OK, and you know this… how?
Because it rhymes, duh!
Wow. The arched eyebrows, the fake tans, the Dragon ball Z hair, the duck lips… Makes me want lasagna….
Please, please don’t insult the Italians like that. =’(
We’re not like Jersey Shore… really we’re not…. oh the shame. =(
the jersey shore gives italians and jersey people bad names….
Stupid Zoolander wannabes.
All their dads….wanted to have boys.
How old are these clowns? Been seeing their s**t for years
Same tan, same hair, same stupid duck face..two are even wearing the same shirt. I thought cloning was banned…
How long have these three clowns been on the Internet? I swear these guys have become the picture definition of douche.
My daddy never loved me.
So I resorted to abusing insecure women to gain respect from fellow rejected teenager boys.
Well done.
Oh yeah? Who’s abusing whom? And who’s putting random chicks into stereotyped victim roles? See…
I am a chick. I found that post pretty funny. And, WHOA! Guess what? You’d never believe it that men AND women get sexually abused, or just abused in general, and resort to the “Fitting in” game. Most would say “She’s a slut because her father never loved her and therefore she tries to find social acceptance with other males, by any means necessary.” When, in reality, you should also be looking at the males who dress, talk, and act the same way whilst doing this to her.
Arla was merely stating something so many others have missed, she/he (weird name for a he though) it was refreshing to know I was not the only one to recognize this. Every person in this picture is, in a way, the victim.
It’s a world where everyone gets hurt. The fact that when someone points it out that it could be the other side, and gets bashed for it, is completely wrong.
Unless you were agreeing with me in some way, I have no clue. Some comments are so vague I often misinterpret them. Or it is probably just me.
Off to the city I go! No moar comments from a Troll! Yippee!
Jersey shore is destroying america… just watch south park
People still watch South Park?
Hahahaha, South park in it’s own way is just as bad.
somethin’ wrong with humanity.
God, it’s like one of those zombie movies. One touch from these guys and you’re a spray tan wearing duck face.
Here we see the douch-bies taking another victim to add to their growing horde….
Hide yo armpits, hide yo eyebrows, caus there plucking everybody out there.
I’ve seen them before… Who ar they?
I think there’s another pic of one of them floating around with a comment in regards to their orange skin…
Fake tans, pouting lips for no reason, and vulgar groping all lead me to hope these people end up falling off a cliff. Soon.
who are these guys?! I’ve seen them in a few places now and I have become genuinely curious. Trolls like these deserve applause.
..and this is funny how?
this is the second demotivational for these guys, someone should find their profiles or something cause they’re pure internet fail
Interesting. They all seem to have the same type of facial cramping…
as if everyone in that room has spent days and days trying to work their lips around too much sausage….
Weird….
Son
I am dissapoint
This poster was SO cash.
finally, the first legitimately funny comment I’ve seen on this picture
Who are these guys, everytime “douchebag” is brought up, I see a picture of these kids.
What’s really creepy is that because they all look the same, it looks like they’re all from the same family.
They ALL look the same… even the girl…
OH! OH! OH! I know that this is!!! This is Jersey Shore Meets Deliverance!
Do I win anything?
Dunno. A cookie? +1 Internets?
Personally I thought the ‘Daddy issues’ applied to all 4 of these duck faced idiots. Had the father(s) of the 3 Guidos loved them, they might not have become Guidos…
Yep, although most people would, at first glance, think the text is for the woman, it really is for all of them as parental education massively failed for all of them.
LOL.
Burn it with fire is all i can say…
Nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
They mostly come out at night… mostly.
game over man,game over.
I can’t believe they all have duck lips.
Who the f**k are these douche bags?
$50 they’re all from Jersey…
For those wondering about them:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lee-hotti-and-friends?photo_page=1
We all now the saying…
The Siblings that gang bang together, stay… errr, wait I think I have that wrong.
Err that should be ‘we all KNOW’… opps
haaaaaahaha
Oh, sweet duckface. http://antiduckface.com/
Derp rape – Jersey shore edition
Never never never…get a job in an Oompa loompa strip club!!
no wonder daddy doesn’t love you…
you just gave me the biggest LOL xD
100 internets for you!!
HHHUURRRRRR! BOOBIES!
Those guys in the pic will be washing my car for me at the car wash in a few years
Why is Natural Selection NOT working? Why, Mother Nature, Why?
I’m afraid it is working. It’s just that mother nature isn’t too much into that quality thing, it’s more about quantity. Kinda like an evolutional slur.
STDs…
With duckface and legs. Kinda creepy.
Darwin has been trumped by technology. Damn it.
No one trumps Darwin….
when he gets ressurected somehow into a jaguar, he’s gonna evolve a canon on his chest over millions of years and your going to regret that.
Orange County
http://www.antiduckface.com
Unfortunately for the human race, she is going to go off and breed more little d-bags.
These aren’t even the idiots from the ‘Jersey Shore’… these are the rejects who weren’t bright enough to get on that show.
You have to be “Bright” to be on that show?
yes “Bright”, as in “a bright shade of orange”.
You know, I think I’ve seen these people before…
http://www.dbagplanet.com/2010/06/pucker-up/
Are those white boys trying to look like spades, or are they spades trying to look like white boys?
Huh? Why would someone want to look like a shovel?
The gayest you could ever look whilst groping boobs…..
Duck faces is wrong, I am thinking more like cat arses.
They are the Gotti brothers. There was a show on some years ago called “Growing Up Gotti”. That’s who they are. The girl reminds me of a young Paris Hilton (though she’s not).
Count the brains cells in this picture, yes it adds up to less than 0
These faces are just riduckulous.
Seriously quackers.
“The Brothers” don’t like being called chimps but they won’t stop trying to look like one will they?
and the plague keeps spreading..
So all I have to do to get famous is move to New Jersey, tan myself until I look like the world’s tallest Oompa-Loompa, and stick my lips far enough out that they could easily be confused for a coathook?
PASS
How awful that your daddy never loved you, boo hoo, BUT THAT DOESN’T JUSTIFY DOING THE DUCKFACE….
People really look like that?
So they were sexually abused and possibly addicted to twilight. What about the girl?