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  1. Ghostwish says:

    Fact: OP is wrong. S is on the second row, E on the third, and X on the first. Nice try, but that’ll only work on noobs.

  2. jojo says:

    i did not

  3. Sras says:

    *facepalm* I checked

  4. Yaaaaawwwwnnnn says:

    I… might have checked my keyboard.
    There. I admitted it.

  5. Nope. says:

    Didn’t do it.

  6. Kriss-Roxx says:

    FACT
    I didn’t even glance at my keyboard, not even while typing this.

  7. ss5joshua says:

    Only people that have to look at their keyboard while typing would actually look to check this… this is one demotivational that a very small percentile of people should fall for.

    • WTFMAN says:

      not really… I can easily type without lookin at my keys (thanks to online gaming) but this made me do a double take… lol

      • Brian-M says:

        Me too. I can type easily without looking at the keys (thanks to many hours spent programming the Apple ][e and in Qbasic as a teenager) but I don’t actually *know* where the keys are without looking. My fingers find the button I need to press without consciously thinking about the location of the button.

        • Kanil says:

          Yes, this. Just because I can type without looking does not mean that I automatically know where each key is.

          Anyone who insists they “know” their keyboard should try prying all the keys off and replacing them by memory alone, see how well they do…

          And yes, I looked. After I read the caption, I couldn’t help but look.

          • Xtifr says:

            I’ll happily take your challenge. My keyboard is currently on a shelf partway under my desk, and I can’t see any of the keys, yet I’m having no problems typing this. I didn’t look because my fingers know where the keys are, so I just had to imagine myself typing “sex”, and I knew it was a fake.

            Just because _you_ haven’t learned to type properly, doesn’t mean the rest of us haven’t. (I actually taped over the keycaps as an exercise when I was learning touch-typing.)

          • Digital_Utopia says:

            You don’t have to “know” your keyboard.

            Are you using a QWERTY keyboard?

            yes?

            Is there an “S” and an “X” on either side of the “E”?

            no?

            Problem Solved.

        • damon says:

          ^ This.

          I know where some keys are by heart, but I’d have to act like I’m typing to map out a keyboard from memory.

    • Solo says:

      I look at my keyboard while I type, but I still didn’t check. I already know ttis isn’t true.

  8. QWERTY says:

    I knew about QWERTY keyboards, but the naiveness just impulsed me to glance. Bleh.

  9. GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon says:

    Who would need to know? The majority of the people that use this site are probably very knowledgable of the layout of the keyboard. …but then again… it also says sex.

    People on this site… x_x

  10. casprd says:

    fact. anyone who has taken a typing class on a qwerty keyboard wouldn’t bother to check.

  11. Hanah_bloom says:

    Saw the word sex, looked down on my keyboard, was throughly disappointed that the keyboard doesn’t spell sex. Read the demotivational, *facepalm*

    Now if only I can figure out how to lick my elbow.

  12. Frozen Gale says:

    nope, I know my keyboard.

  13. Trev says:

    I definitely looked

  14. Tote says:

    HAHA i can type without looking, but i had to look instantly when i saw the word sex… and to top it off i just realized that the keyboard says qwerty!

  15. Morrigan says:

    Know my keyboard. Work with computers all the time.
    …I still looked xD

  16. TheFoot says:

    Ahh poop.. I checked, and I really tried not to… but, I…. couldnt resist :(

  17. Photoshopper says:

    Didn’t look, I know the keyboard way too well 8)

  18. Impish says:

    I knew it wasn’t there and I looked anyway… *shame*

  19. anonymous :) says:

    I didn’t check.. I’m not that stupid.

  20. Ghandierella says:

    someone should write, THE GAME on a keyboard…i would look. btw i lost the game ;(

  21. Lime says:

    Fact: False.

  22. FG says:

    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

  23. Lucas says:

    I looked at the image and knew right away that it wasn’t there.

    I had to just had to look anyway :P

  24. I_HAVE_AIDS_LOL says:

    you were cheaking for sex? i was cheaking for spys or…

    ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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    ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,—~~’’’’’’~–,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,
    ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’,
    ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
    …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
    ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘
    ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
    ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;,
    ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯:¯’’-, ; ; ;’,,
    …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : |: ; ; ; |
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    …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ;¯ ; ; ; ; ; ;|
    ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
    ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~—~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
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    ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-,
    ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ;OH HEY GUISE!,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~–‘’’
    ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘,
    ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,
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    ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯
    …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘
    ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘
    ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘
    ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘
    …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
    …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
    ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
    ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
    ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
    ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |
    ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |
    ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’
    ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’
    ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘
    ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘
    ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘–,,
    ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,,
    ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,,
    ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-,
    …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,–.
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  25. ZRaven says:

    Fact: this picture is so badly photo shopped it aint even funny.

    • TJanssen411 says:

      Not shopped… some one ‘re-keyed’ the keyboard

      if you look at where the X should be related to the S, the W is there (and L J are in place pf the W E assuming the S is still in its rightful place) — why would a ‘shopper’ shop the other letters out of place, when they’re out of focus in the final picture

  26. Baruch_S says:

    Not even tempted to look.

  27. Boomz says:

    Touch-typer, didn’t even bother.

  28. Malachi says:

    Did anyone notice the other keys that are blurred out. Looks like WIP is right below. And what about the keys above not sure what those symbols are but pretty sure they’re not numbers.

  29. evilelmo says:

    Ugh, I am pretty sure I have a qsexty keyboard so I didn’t have to look. OH WAIT, qwerty and OP is fail.

  30. Violeta says:

    I don’t look at the keyboard ever, too, but I looked when I saw the picture – I admit that…

  31. functionsmiddle says:

    wer?

  32. Jath says:

    Didn’t even glance. Knew it right when I saw it. Lol.

  33. Ant says:

    I looked at my keyboard before reading the caption.

    Then I read the caption and I LOL’d.

  34. Týr says:

    The fact that most of you are obliquely denying or admitting looking unto your keyboard makes you an auto-fail, you all looked, unconciously you disproved the picture by looking.

  35. mavisbeecon says:

    I use a computer most of the day when i’m stuck at home, only time i ever look at it is when i look down to think about what to type.

    Should have written a percentage, like ’90 percent of people will look at their keyboard.’ It’ll still be wrong, but it won’t be such a sad fail.

  36. Facepalmer says:

    Damn! Totally looked.

  37. Benji says:

    Except I don’t have to check to know the S, E, and X aren’t beside each other.

    I use a keyboard so often that I know they’re not without looking.

    Fail.

  38. hak says:

    its in finish lol

  39. Greed145 says:

    you win this round meatbag!

  40. Razor says:

    I resisted! Hell Yeah!

  41. lolicaust says:

    I didn’t need to look. Not only do I use the qwerty keyboard on my laptop (because I really don’t get on the computer that much) but I also have the qwerty layout on my cellphone and in 8th grade we had to take a typing class where they put cover’s over the keys so that you couldn’t see which buttons you were pressing. That plus I’ve seen this joke before.

  42. LR4004 says:

    Every gamer knows WASD…

    • WMDKitty says:

      Most of us use the arrow keys instead. WASD is impractical, anyway.

      • Bawb says:

        i use WASD, its arrow keys that are impractical, because they are so far away from the other keys, and if you use your left hand for keys, using WASD puts your thumb right on the space bar.

        • Digital_Utopia says:

          Not only that, but the arrow keys are on the side of the keyboard closest to the mouse, so if you use arrow keys + mouse, it’s incredibly awkward.

  43. hmm says:

    I wish people weren’t such arseholes about this, people are well aware that it doesn’t say that. I just checked to remind myself what was there and see what they had changed, before reading the caption

  44. Angel says:

    Fact confirmed.

  45. Sam says:

    FACT
    The OP is right, blind n00bs.

    FACT
    You just looked again.

  46. alex says:

    I looked not because I needed to see that it didn’t spell sex but to find out what the hell the three buttons above that were because they look like curly braces but are not because they don’t have the brackets under the braces.

  47. GPS93.14159265 says:

    anyone else have a pedobear keyboard?

  48. Miss Destani says:

    I knew instantly what was where.
    This would only work on children or stupid people

  49. Doragon says:


    Damnit…

  50. Madara says:

    …..DAMNIT

  51. Timmeh says:

    Nope. No need to. Pretty sure a large portion of the people who saw this did not look, so “FACT” is pretty stupid to put there.

  52. S says:

    Too bad I game using WASD movement keys so called this as fake right off the bat. Not to mention one of the first lessons in typing class way back in middle school was to align your hands over ASD and JKL.

    Hey everyone look, “gullible” is written on the ceiling…

  53. Snake says:

    Didn’t look. Didn’t need to check.

    Although the irony is that we all need to look at the keyboard sooner or later, like for writing a comment.

  54. steve says:

    DAMN! It got me straight away!! – didn’t even look at the comment;straight to the keyboard :\

  55. julietdelta says:

    It’s kinda spoiled if you notice the keys at the top. Seriously, what keys are those?

  56. carnifex says:

    ohh,looking at the keys on top in the pic really ruins it.
    but before i noticed those,yes,i looked at my keyboard.
    to check where s, e and x really are.
    no,i don’t need to look at my keyboard for typing.

  57. Huh says:

    ….
    I looked >_>
    …..

  58. Zoopie says:

    Nope, I know my keyboard!

  59. Crow says:

    Oh well, I did…. But hey… It’s better than losing a ga- DAMMIT!

  60. Mari says:

    How most of you don’t understand? It’s the FACT that you WILL look at your keyboard when you see this picture and see, that there is nothing like “sex” in same row! OMG that’s why it IS DEMOTIVATIONAL! Because you would be sad or whatever negative, because there isn’t any “sex” on your keyboard…

  61. ThePaperGangsta says:

    I stared at it for ages and thought ‘cmon, you know it’s not there, YOU KNOW IT! You sit on your computer non stop you’d realise if it said that’ and my head was just forced down by the benefit of the doubt.

  62. fact says:

    qwerty ftw

  63. ashnur says:

    no i wont. qwerty. why should i?
    but i see why you did. you were so fast thinking, you understood the first part so f**in fast, that you had to check it before you read the second line.

    next time be a bit mor patient. read everything. everywhere.
    i hate tl;dr;er’s

  64. bob says:

    without looking, I can recite the entire qwerty layout
    i pronounce it like this: qwertyoop, assdifguhjackal, zexcivbinim.
    didn’t need to look
    poster fail
    i mean seriously, how can you be fooled? the e is in “qwerty”, so it can’t be in “sex.”

  65. wren says:

    For everyone who said, “I looked, and then I read the caption”, how can you do that? How can you see the picture without reading the caption at the same time??

  66. System of a Down says:

    It is a fact. Someday, you will look at your keyboard. Not necessarily after seeing the picture. I didn’t, yet.

    By the way, these keys SHOULD be next to each other!

  67. julietdelta says:

    FACT
    This is not related to whether or not you can type without looking at your keyboard. It is whether you keep in mind the keys on the keyboard or just type with the keys programmed in your subconscious.

    People tend to be curious and skeptic. If they see something that looks real but they know isn’t they will still check.

  68. NT121784 says:

    damnit…

  69. Bawb says:

    it uses “b”, “n”, “s”, and “t” twice

  70. Skywolfe says:

    I didn’t…

    S**t. XD

  71. LovecraftJr says:

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  72. Nanurk says:

    Shiiiiii- How did i fall for that? *NTS: read whole thing first*

  73. religous_aetheist says:

    Well played OP…

  74. Cloymax says:

    I know that the S, E and X are not next to each other, but i’m still fighting the urge to look on my keyboard.

  75. Soppe says:

    this got me.. lol

  76. Hedi says:

    i obly glanced at it for a second and moved on. a couple seconds later i go wait…..

    damnit.

  77. bobbeh beel says:

    i didn’t even get what it was talking about until i looked.
    then i looked again.
    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  78. Megacherv says:

    …well played my good friend…

  79. Hahahahah says:

    I look because I had to be sure.

    BTW no one gives a crap if you’ve memorized the f-ing keyboard or not.

    Snob geeks, does it get any worse?

  80. Veto says:

    FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  81. nman says:

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. stranger says:

    I was cheking on my keyboard after reading the word Sex… then I read the 2d part of the poster… shame on me

  83. Zuel122 says:

    What are those symbols by the 8 and 9?

  84. Annie says:

    Crap…I looked, but I’m like, “wouldn’t I have noticed before?”

  85. qutir111 says:

    Every single person who commented on this photo has looked at the picture, and around half of you will have looked at your keyboards. At least have the guts to admit it (I did!), instead of calling everyone a fail :L

  86. Krycetoo says:

    Our French keyboards have the letters S, D, F next to each other (SDF means homeless)

  87. Trollface says:

    Problem?

  88. Loke says:

    Få deg et liv.

  89. szechuanSteve says:

    Fact I haven’t looked at mye keyborf in 3e day……FFFFFFUUUUUU

  90. CJ says:

    I knew they weren’t next to each other, but….I still looked.

  91. amanda says:

    i so fell 4 it

  92. thecakeisalie2 says:

    ZOMG its Fu**ing photoshop!

  93. Alixx says:

    Yeahhhh i still checked even if i knew it wast true.. :P

  94. blah says:

    almost… I thought about the keys after seeing the picture (didn’t see the words until I scrolled down tho). I didn’t look at my ‘real’ keyboard, but I did on the one I had in my brain.
    Close, but not enough. Good try author

  95. Leo says:

    DANGIT! I looked

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