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PERVERT!
That is an arm.

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  1. Derp says:

    Took me forever to figure that one out…

  2. jasonxmichael says:

    Wrong! it’s a one-breasted woman.

  3. Mufassa says:

    wtf else would it be?

    • Brian-M says:

      It took a while for me to work it out, but since her elbow is in the general vicinity of the man’s crotch I suspect that whoever made this poster saw her arm as a massive penis at first glance and assumed that everyone else looking at the poster would perceive it the same way for a few moments on seeing the picture.

      At least, that’s my guess.

  4. wait...what? says:

    what arm? i dont see any arm

  5. jamisings says:

    And that, folks, is one of the many reasons why my fellow fatties should never wear sleeveless clothing!

    • Eww says:

      Or better:
      That is the reason you should stop eating JUNK!!!!!
      “You wouldn’t inject yourself with junk, so why are you feeding yourself with it?”
      You should get a healthy lifestyle, Jami, and stop being so ignorant.
      stop eating at fast foods.
      make a vow of abstinence , like I did, No alcohol or coffee.
      make a vow of luxury, trust me, sex helps you in losing weight .
      start exercising , or at least , walking.
      It worked for me. before i weighted 160 lbs now I am just 130 and I lost that weight in one month.
      You don’t have to stop eating, just try to avoid heavy foods, and of course, try enjoying the nature. Cashew juice was my savior in this, it is much better than coke , and much more healthy.
      And… cashew fruits are actually very VERY cheap, what makes them expensive is the nut, but the true fruit has no commercial value, try buying it.
      also, try avoiding beef , pork , crustaceans, and saltwater fish , beef and pork are too rich on fats, crustaceans hold too much fluorine in they chitin and that’s lethal at larger doses, and saltwater fish are filled with mercury.
      Stick to chicken and freshwater fish, along with integral rice (the normal rice is full of Ozone, which is toxic) and brown sugar (tastes better than usual sugar and doesn’t has sulfur (toxic), yummy, and actually, if you live in the countryside like I do, It’s cheaper than regular sugar. ), and black FEIJAO (Brazilian beans , google it, they make excellent dinners, as long as you restrict yourself to eat 1 cup of them.)
      Try avoiding candies, they are disgusting (bubblegum is made of old leather).
      Jami, as much as I disagree with your religious and scientific views, I have to admit, you have such a pretty face, too bad you’re overweight

      and I dont encourage anorexia, in fact, I prefer fuller girls, but you are a little of limits, maybe if you lost 40 pounds you could even be a face model.
      I don’t hate you, it is just that i don’t like your overreligious view , people should treat religion as they treat their penis – Don’t show them off in public and don’t shove them into people’s mouths .
      I don’t mock anyone, though I am frequently bullied by My religion… and your speech is full of religious hatred, I understand other people’s religion, almost to the psychological part of them. I am a renegade Wiccan, I believe in science, and I do not think people should fight over religion, religions are myths created to unite people. after you examine all of those religions, you will see that all of them have greater forces behind everything, I believe in science, and it does not interfere with my beliefs… You can’t see the sky at night, the space, and not believe that we are in the middle of a game, all of our prayers and beliefs actually direct to the same force: the universe. it receives everyone’s blessings through avatars: Jehovah in Christianity and Judaism, Allah in Islam, the Mother ( labeled Lilith by Christians) and the Horned god (labeled Baphomet by Christians) in Wicca .

      In the end we are all worshiping a greater force, something that created our universe, that gave earth the chance to sprout life, that gave beings the sense of awareness, that allowed us to be what we are.

      I think this creator is quite upset that we are fighting each other for religion, after all , we are all indirectly worshiping him or her. My belief is that his/her will is that we coexist in peace, something you are trying to break, if you actually broke it right, I ‘d give a toast to that, but you’re not, you are trying to break all of the other avatars until only one of them is left, yours, people such as you, that can’t understand other beliefs, are a threat to society.

      I sought to lead a crusade to show everyone that religion is nothing but a scheme created to unite people. and now that people are united and it served it’s purpose, it should be lain to rest.

      • clawedmonet says:

        Nice tirade but tl:dnr.

      • Dave says:

        Hey, shut up for a minute.

        Thanks. Now make that minute into infinity. Good job!

      • Shorter and simpler........... says:

        If the “creator/creation” AKA Universe did not like part of its self, then it would be more human than “”"”god”"”"…now as it is just examining its self by creating a polarity opposite to its self,its just OK, cos it is all based on Unconditional love..so as the”god said to me 1 day wen I was getting pissy about a manifestation of mine…he appeared in front of me, leant in at me ,and said…SO exactly which part of me is pissing you off today…and I fell about laffing, cos thats it..anyways peace to you all, and may you find it..

      • dani says:

        Annoying troll is long-winded and vaguely amusing, but overall, annoying. :P

      • Sir Butcher says:

        Sooo, you are saying we should starve to death? Because what I read so far, you forbidden anything that could be eaten :D

      • Drat says:

        Absolutely no one read that.

      • Klara says:

        Nice way of thinking but it doesn’t fill up the gap between religion and irreligion.

        And apart from weight issues and science jamisings is also pretty keen on informing everyone that God exists.

        • ThatGuy says:

          Everyone hates jami it’s kinda funny, but he has a point, anybody can lose weight if they work hard enough. She shouldn’t be going around calling people ‘fatties’ just because she’s fat and knows it, doesn’t mean a girl with a full body is fat, the girl in the pic isn’t too bad she’s slightly chubby, but not bad and seriously what do fat people and religion HAVE to do with each other…?

      • Karma says:

        You had time to write/copy-paste that, but not enough to make me a SAMMICH?

      • Abbie says:

        Too long, did not read.

      • Identity Crisis says:

        If God didn’t want us to eat junk food why did he invent fries?

        • No big deal says:

          Haha I can eat whatever I want, lose all the weight, and gain muscle! Being a teen is great.

        • RandomDude#152 says:

          IF god DID exist, it wouldn’t have been it that made fries, humans did. We also created apples, potatoes and cows. Now overzealous people say we aren’t allowed to mess with our own creations (such as cows) by [unintelligible babbling] and that’s why bananas wear pajamas.

          • Yuk Yuk says:

            Woah! I mean like totally! Woah. Bananas wear pajamas?

            You can add bananas, dogs, all kinds of grain including rice, sheep, pigs, domestic bottle gourd, domestic rye, olives, macadamia nuts, pecans, Maize, strawberries, donkeys, ahh hell lets make this list short and say that 99% of the crap you see in an organic produce section was selectively breed for thousands of years and in many cases differs enough from what it started out at as to be considered a separate species.

            What is genetic manipulation but speeding up this process?

      • L says:

        Wow that’s a whole lot of Mananorexia on a Sunday afternoon.

      • Amazed in Seattle says:

        I got to abstinence and you do know that means to never have sex right? I believe I’m riskin another very very long comment now aren’t I?

        • Actually says:

          Actually, abstinence can mean abstaining, or refraining, from pretty much anything, not just refraining from sex. Including abstaining from eating unhealthy foods.

        • Anonymouse says:

          Actually, ‘abstinence’ just means ‘to abstain’ – could be from anything. She’s talking about abstaining from cramming that lovely Mars Bar into one’s gob, rather than abstaining from sex…

      • loucifer says:

        hey, we all gotta die of something, right? at least i’m not doing every drug there’s a law for, like half of my high school graduating class (class of ’05, central high school, corinth, maine, school motto: “wanna buy some weed?”). and, btw, I KICKED ANOREXIA’S ASS!!

      • ai says:

        didn’t read — too long. And who is this aimed at

        • jim says:

          She tries to talk to another famous fun of this website: jamisings

          Jamisings is always there when someone is saying something about fat people and try to say that all these stereotypes are bad and wrong…and destroys the fun of stereotype-jokes! Can you believe it?

          Anyway…then this idiot person came and tried to persuade “jamisings” to become a healthy person…she started good (she referred to “sex”) but after that noone knows…

          it is too long for the internet!!!!!!

      • UKSponge360 says:

        i think the saying ”Using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut” fits this somehow…

      • Benji says:

        Rabble rabble rabble rabble

      • ben says:

        I made it to “cashew juice” and was too grossed out to go on. I’ll stick to my peanuts juice, thanks.

      • Trollkiller says:

        Eww…Your tirade sucks. You are a racist pig. The reason why you hate fatties, is because they’re easier to target and you’ll suffer no backlash if you attack them. You pick on fatties, because you know you can no longer get away with picking on homosexuals, or minorities anymore without someone calling you a racist. It’s just safer nowadays to hate the fat. But you’re still a hater. The racism is all the same. It’s hate. And pretending to care about a fatty with a long winded speech about eating right and exercising, doesn’t make you any less of a hater. It’s not your body someone else is ruining. They’re ruining their own and it’s their own business.

        • DevAd says:

          actually no. Racism refers to racial discrimination.
          Sexism isn’t racism, it’s sexism.
          Homophobia isn’t racism, it’s homophobia.
          Distaste of obesity isn’t racism.
          The only reason people ‘can no longer get away with picking on homosexuals, or minorities anymore without someone calling you a racist’ is that the people who cry ‘racist’ are mentally deficient.
          Note I’m not saying homophobia or hating obese people is right, I’m saying you’re an idiot.

      • un1k3n says:

        Usually, I look at tl;dr comments and translate it to “too lazy, and too dumb to read.” I make an exemption in this case. I was stupid enough to read that drivel. That post is what happens when you can’t put together a coherent thought, and instead type a stream-of-consciousness rant. This belongs on his/her blog which nobody reads, not here.

        And yes, I assume that nobody reads my blog, either. That’s what blogs are for.

        I must point and laugh, however, at the fact that he/she thinks that religion has united people.

      • Lpfan55 says:

        I got as far as “cashew Juice”. Then Wtf’ed when I re-read the part that they thought 160 was fat O.o

        Why the hell did that rant cut into religion at the end. TL;DR most of it. Get a life.

      • 1234ummm6 says:

        Too long. Did not read.

      • FORTE.Kun says:

        HOW the F**K Did you go from not eating junk to leading a mutherf**king crusade against religion?! Wow…this is not the website for you…..

      • wickedlizzie says:

        Who the f**k tried to win an argument on behalf of fat people on the f**king internet? Much less very demotivational? What an idiot.

      • Becki says:

        You do realize that 30 pounds in one month is bad for the body right? I guarantee that eventually you’ll put that weight back on plus some. It isn’t healthy in the least for a person to lose that much weight that fast..that’s close to a pound a day. So I’m calling shenanigans.

      • Ignoramus says:

        You seriously went to the time to type all that out?

        TL;DR, probably copied from 4chan.

      • joe madre says:

        tl:dnr:stfu and stop telling anyone what to do.

      • pinkpiiggy says:

        Wow… um, I’m REALLY hoping you’re a troll….

        Also, it cracks me up that you go off on this tirade about how so’n'so should eat more healthy stuff, then go on to say that nobody should tell anybody else how to live!

  6. Epictrollisepic says:

    I bet that guy is secretly saying… “Yesssssssss.”

  7. enya says:

    okay now i see it

  8. stylwaliwmorde says:

    AAAAAAAAAW…. you mean this!

  9. Henson says:

    Her arm? I’d hit it.

  10. lolicaust says:

    couldn’t have turned out better though eh?

  11. Boom! says:

    Sorry, my dirty mind can’t see the illusion. :(

  12. Hanah_bloom says:

    Arm? What arm? I don’t see an arm? You can’t make me see an arm.

  13. USED says:

    Took me 2 min to see that….. but now i refuse to go back…

  14. Ikarr0s says:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT HER ARM LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES BODY

  15. Shenanigans says:

    Ugly arm. Ugly “body”.

  16. Mang says:

    I must be real dirty minded because I see no arm.

  17. RacheeRoo says:

    How is this picture is perverted? I don’t see it.

  18. Boob zombie says:

    Siiddee booob!

  19. Amazed in Seattle says:

    I believe this is the time to say bricks have been shat!

  20. Kach says:

    It took me forever to realize it. I was like “what arm?”

  21. griffinrofl says:

    An arm…Gross…It took 10 seconds to figure this one out. *stare* Really gross…

  22. V says:

    It took me a while to realize that one of the girls was supposed to look naked. Then I shat a brick…

  23. TXSuicide says:

    That’s just sad… her arm is dissapoint.

  24. carnifex says:

    best demotivational ever!

  25. syxtus says:

    When I first saw this (without the black frame), I tried for like 5 minutes to figure out why the hell that girl was naked. Now everything is much much clearer (although also gross now). Thank you, verydemotivational.com.

  26. Phreddy says:

    Ha.

    That one took me forever.

  27. MightymonkeyX says:

    LOLOL Thats good. To bad its only the fatties arm because the other chick is pretty hot.

  28. Kong says:

    an arm huh…took me a minute to figure out what that tower of jello was that she was hugging on…def not a boob…no..hmm…can’t be a ARM, no that just doesnt look right…hmm

  29. amy says:

    aw… I am a pervert… drat haha

  30. AnotherAnon says:

    I shat bricks. Almost.

  31. RoflMao? says:

    I dun understand is the girl behind the fat one naked?

    • sciencequeen says:

      No the fat girl’s arm looks like a naked body. The elbow joint is where the leg meets the abdomen and the roll of fat closest to the shoulder is the boob.

  32. Hahahahah says:

    I bet her real naked body is smaller (and less lumpy) than that unfortunate arm. Great pic though. Priceless!

  33. Nelson says:

    That girl’s arm is HOT!

  34. Cuber1 says:

    I like how a motivational that says ‘Pervert’ has 66 comments and all the others have like 10 to 20..

  35. jp says:

    the guy is hoooooooot *yummy*

  36. owbo says:

    this picture is a total mind f**k

  37. CommonZentz says:

    Two girls, one arm.

  38. ALMS says:

    is the naked girl’s leg still part of the arm?…….
    it looks confusing

  39. David says:

    Arm what arm? Thats what I was saying for like 5 minutes, I then realized that said naked girl is in fact not naked…

  40. amazing random says:

    im still confused…

  41. amgirl says:

    haha. It took me a second

  42. Kasasky says:

    Total mindf**k

  43. budleee says:

    lol.. this is the worst photobomb ever…

  44. DIDYOUKNOW? says:

    anybody else notice that they are talking about a woman who looks naked when its really an arm when you can totally see the girl in the red’s entire boob :P

  45. sciencequeen says:

    Took me forever to see the arm :P

  46. chichi says:

    an arm? more like a thigh

  47. Johnne_DFAN1235 says:

    XD Took me a few minutes to actually GET that picture….and after i saw it i was like EEEWWWWW xD her arm is NASTY!

  48. someone says:

    The naked chick has one central boob!!!

  49. username says:

    she has an arm that looks like a BODY? 0.o

  50. Neosantana says:

    What’s with the essay long posts?
    it’s just a chick who’s arm looks like a leg and a boob

  51. asdf says:

    Found it. Mind is full of f**k.

  52. Chill Pill says:

    Wait a second… Objection!

  53. Elliott says:

    Am I the only one who noticed a nipple on the chick in the red dress??? Or am I crazy???

  54. Dan says:

    That is disgusting….


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