Me too! I was looking at it like “All I see is a naked girl…what is this arm they’re talking about? Is the guy doing something inappropriate? I don’t get this at-OHHHHH!”
It took a while for me to work it out, but since her elbow is in the general vicinity of the man’s crotch I suspect that whoever made this poster saw her arm as a massive penis at first glance and assumed that everyone else looking at the poster would perceive it the same way for a few moments on seeing the picture.
Or better:
That is the reason you should stop eating JUNK!!!!!
“You wouldn’t inject yourself with junk, so why are you feeding yourself with it?”
You should get a healthy lifestyle, Jami, and stop being so ignorant.
stop eating at fast foods.
make a vow of abstinence , like I did, No alcohol or coffee.
make a vow of luxury, trust me, sex helps you in losing weight .
start exercising , or at least , walking.
It worked for me. before i weighted 160 lbs now I am just 130 and I lost that weight in one month.
You don’t have to stop eating, just try to avoid heavy foods, and of course, try enjoying the nature. Cashew juice was my savior in this, it is much better than coke , and much more healthy.
And… cashew fruits are actually very VERY cheap, what makes them expensive is the nut, but the true fruit has no commercial value, try buying it.
also, try avoiding beef , pork , crustaceans, and saltwater fish , beef and pork are too rich on fats, crustaceans hold too much fluorine in they chitin and that’s lethal at larger doses, and saltwater fish are filled with mercury.
Stick to chicken and freshwater fish, along with integral rice (the normal rice is full of Ozone, which is toxic) and brown sugar (tastes better than usual sugar and doesn’t has sulfur (toxic), yummy, and actually, if you live in the countryside like I do, It’s cheaper than regular sugar. ), and black FEIJAO (Brazilian beans , google it, they make excellent dinners, as long as you restrict yourself to eat 1 cup of them.)
Try avoiding candies, they are disgusting (bubblegum is made of old leather).
Jami, as much as I disagree with your religious and scientific views, I have to admit, you have such a pretty face, too bad you’re overweight
and I dont encourage anorexia, in fact, I prefer fuller girls, but you are a little of limits, maybe if you lost 40 pounds you could even be a face model.
I don’t hate you, it is just that i don’t like your overreligious view , people should treat religion as they treat their penis – Don’t show them off in public and don’t shove them into people’s mouths .
I don’t mock anyone, though I am frequently bullied by My religion… and your speech is full of religious hatred, I understand other people’s religion, almost to the psychological part of them. I am a renegade Wiccan, I believe in science, and I do not think people should fight over religion, religions are myths created to unite people. after you examine all of those religions, you will see that all of them have greater forces behind everything, I believe in science, and it does not interfere with my beliefs… You can’t see the sky at night, the space, and not believe that we are in the middle of a game, all of our prayers and beliefs actually direct to the same force: the universe. it receives everyone’s blessings through avatars: Jehovah in Christianity and Judaism, Allah in Islam, the Mother ( labeled Lilith by Christians) and the Horned god (labeled Baphomet by Christians) in Wicca .
In the end we are all worshiping a greater force, something that created our universe, that gave earth the chance to sprout life, that gave beings the sense of awareness, that allowed us to be what we are.
I think this creator is quite upset that we are fighting each other for religion, after all , we are all indirectly worshiping him or her. My belief is that his/her will is that we coexist in peace, something you are trying to break, if you actually broke it right, I ‘d give a toast to that, but you’re not, you are trying to break all of the other avatars until only one of them is left, yours, people such as you, that can’t understand other beliefs, are a threat to society.
I sought to lead a crusade to show everyone that religion is nothing but a scheme created to unite people. and now that people are united and it served it’s purpose, it should be lain to rest.
Just because she has an arm that looks like that you think she’s not capable of finding a willing, human sexual partner? Wow, you’re really that shallow?
If the “creator/creation” AKA Universe did not like part of its self, then it would be more human than “”"”god”"”"…now as it is just examining its self by creating a polarity opposite to its self,its just OK, cos it is all based on Unconditional love..so as the”god said to me 1 day wen I was getting pissy about a manifestation of mine…he appeared in front of me, leant in at me ,and said…SO exactly which part of me is pissing you off today…and I fell about laffing, cos thats it..anyways peace to you all, and may you find it..
Hey, I gave it an honest-to-goodness effort. About the second or third paragraph, when it went off on the bizarre religion tangent, I drifted off. So, yeah you’re right. TL;DR.
I stumbled up here a lotta-bit late… and yeah, the Religion tangent is where I decided to leave. Forums, especially the ones here, are definitely NOT where you want to have religious tirades. You’ll never be taken serious here. :-/
Then I continued scrolling, and realized dude wrote a bloody novel there. So, yeah… TL;DR
Everyone hates jami it’s kinda funny, but he has a point, anybody can lose weight if they work hard enough. She shouldn’t be going around calling people ‘fatties’ just because she’s fat and knows it, doesn’t mean a girl with a full body is fat, the girl in the pic isn’t too bad she’s slightly chubby, but not bad and seriously what do fat people and religion HAVE to do with each other…?
I prefer to call fat people “people with a lot of inertia.” Most people have no idea what i mean by that, so it works out great, and nobody is insulted.
IF god DID exist, it wouldn’t have been it that made fries, humans did. We also created apples, potatoes and cows. Now overzealous people say we aren’t allowed to mess with our own creations (such as cows) by [unintelligible babbling] and that’s why bananas wear pajamas.
Woah! I mean like totally! Woah. Bananas wear pajamas?
You can add bananas, dogs, all kinds of grain including rice, sheep, pigs, domestic bottle gourd, domestic rye, olives, macadamia nuts, pecans, Maize, strawberries, donkeys, ahh hell lets make this list short and say that 99% of the crap you see in an organic produce section was selectively breed for thousands of years and in many cases differs enough from what it started out at as to be considered a separate species.
What is genetic manipulation but speeding up this process?
Actually, abstinence can mean abstaining, or refraining, from pretty much anything, not just refraining from sex. Including abstaining from eating unhealthy foods.
Actually, ‘abstinence’ just means ‘to abstain’ – could be from anything. She’s talking about abstaining from cramming that lovely Mars Bar into one’s gob, rather than abstaining from sex…
hey, we all gotta die of something, right? at least i’m not doing every drug there’s a law for, like half of my high school graduating class (class of ’05, central high school, corinth, maine, school motto: “wanna buy some weed?”). and, btw, I KICKED ANOREXIA’S ASS!!
She tries to talk to another famous fun of this website: jamisings
Jamisings is always there when someone is saying something about fat people and try to say that all these stereotypes are bad and wrong…and destroys the fun of stereotype-jokes! Can you believe it?
Anyway…then this idiot person came and tried to persuade “jamisings” to become a healthy person…she started good (she referred to “sex”) but after that noone knows…
Eww…Your tirade sucks. You are a racist pig. The reason why you hate fatties, is because they’re easier to target and you’ll suffer no backlash if you attack them. You pick on fatties, because you know you can no longer get away with picking on homosexuals, or minorities anymore without someone calling you a racist. It’s just safer nowadays to hate the fat. But you’re still a hater. The racism is all the same. It’s hate. And pretending to care about a fatty with a long winded speech about eating right and exercising, doesn’t make you any less of a hater. It’s not your body someone else is ruining. They’re ruining their own and it’s their own business.
actually no. Racism refers to racial discrimination.
Sexism isn’t racism, it’s sexism.
Homophobia isn’t racism, it’s homophobia.
Distaste of obesity isn’t racism.
The only reason people ‘can no longer get away with picking on homosexuals, or minorities anymore without someone calling you a racist’ is that the people who cry ‘racist’ are mentally deficient.
Note I’m not saying homophobia or hating obese people is right, I’m saying you’re an idiot.
Usually, I look at tl;dr comments and translate it to “too lazy, and too dumb to read.” I make an exemption in this case. I was stupid enough to read that drivel. That post is what happens when you can’t put together a coherent thought, and instead type a stream-of-consciousness rant. This belongs on his/her blog which nobody reads, not here.
And yes, I assume that nobody reads my blog, either. That’s what blogs are for.
I must point and laugh, however, at the fact that he/she thinks that religion has united people.
You do realize that 30 pounds in one month is bad for the body right? I guarantee that eventually you’ll put that weight back on plus some. It isn’t healthy in the least for a person to lose that much weight that fast..that’s close to a pound a day. So I’m calling shenanigans.
Also, it cracks me up that you go off on this tirade about how so’n'so should eat more healthy stuff, then go on to say that nobody should tell anybody else how to live!
When I first saw this (without the black frame), I tried for like 5 minutes to figure out why the hell that girl was naked. Now everything is much much clearer (although also gross now). Thank you, verydemotivational.com.
an arm huh…took me a minute to figure out what that tower of jello was that she was hugging on…def not a boob…no..hmm…can’t be a ARM, no that just doesnt look right…hmm
No the fat girl’s arm looks like a naked body. The elbow joint is where the leg meets the abdomen and the roll of fat closest to the shoulder is the boob.
anybody else notice that they are talking about a woman who looks naked when its really an arm when you can totally see the girl in the red’s entire boob
Took me forever to figure that one out…
Me too! I was looking at it like “All I see is a naked girl…what is this arm they’re talking about? Is the guy doing something inappropriate? I don’t get this at-OHHHHH!”
Haha. Pretty much exactly this.
I STILL don’t get it. Is that one girl supposed to look naked? Is her arm supposed to look like the guy’s schlong?
The “naked” chick is standing behind the fat chick, right? The fat chick’s arm looks like the “naked” chick’s body.
Ohhhh, thanks
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
it’s a fat arm from a chick
I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing that…I gotta puke now
I know right?…after, I was kinda grossed out..
me 2
…..but man, that’s still 1 epic pic
Its a fat arm, thats why its hard to see…
Wrong! it’s a one-breasted woman.
wtf else would it be?
It took a while for me to work it out, but since her elbow is in the general vicinity of the man’s crotch I suspect that whoever made this poster saw her arm as a massive penis at first glance and assumed that everyone else looking at the poster would perceive it the same way for a few moments on seeing the picture.
At least, that’s my guess.
The fact that you thought “its a penis” instead of “its a naked girl” makes me wonder.
what arm? i dont see any arm
And that, folks, is one of the many reasons why my fellow fatties should never wear sleeveless clothing!
Or better:
That is the reason you should stop eating JUNK!!!!!
“You wouldn’t inject yourself with junk, so why are you feeding yourself with it?”
You should get a healthy lifestyle, Jami, and stop being so ignorant.
stop eating at fast foods.
make a vow of abstinence , like I did, No alcohol or coffee.
make a vow of luxury, trust me, sex helps you in losing weight .
start exercising , or at least , walking.
It worked for me. before i weighted 160 lbs now I am just 130 and I lost that weight in one month.
You don’t have to stop eating, just try to avoid heavy foods, and of course, try enjoying the nature. Cashew juice was my savior in this, it is much better than coke , and much more healthy.
And… cashew fruits are actually very VERY cheap, what makes them expensive is the nut, but the true fruit has no commercial value, try buying it.
also, try avoiding beef , pork , crustaceans, and saltwater fish , beef and pork are too rich on fats, crustaceans hold too much fluorine in they chitin and that’s lethal at larger doses, and saltwater fish are filled with mercury.
Stick to chicken and freshwater fish, along with integral rice (the normal rice is full of Ozone, which is toxic) and brown sugar (tastes better than usual sugar and doesn’t has sulfur (toxic), yummy, and actually, if you live in the countryside like I do, It’s cheaper than regular sugar. ), and black FEIJAO (Brazilian beans , google it, they make excellent dinners, as long as you restrict yourself to eat 1 cup of them.)
Try avoiding candies, they are disgusting (bubblegum is made of old leather).
Jami, as much as I disagree with your religious and scientific views, I have to admit, you have such a pretty face, too bad you’re overweight
and I dont encourage anorexia, in fact, I prefer fuller girls, but you are a little of limits, maybe if you lost 40 pounds you could even be a face model.
I don’t hate you, it is just that i don’t like your overreligious view , people should treat religion as they treat their penis – Don’t show them off in public and don’t shove them into people’s mouths .
I don’t mock anyone, though I am frequently bullied by My religion… and your speech is full of religious hatred, I understand other people’s religion, almost to the psychological part of them. I am a renegade Wiccan, I believe in science, and I do not think people should fight over religion, religions are myths created to unite people. after you examine all of those religions, you will see that all of them have greater forces behind everything, I believe in science, and it does not interfere with my beliefs… You can’t see the sky at night, the space, and not believe that we are in the middle of a game, all of our prayers and beliefs actually direct to the same force: the universe. it receives everyone’s blessings through avatars: Jehovah in Christianity and Judaism, Allah in Islam, the Mother ( labeled Lilith by Christians) and the Horned god (labeled Baphomet by Christians) in Wicca .
In the end we are all worshiping a greater force, something that created our universe, that gave earth the chance to sprout life, that gave beings the sense of awareness, that allowed us to be what we are.
I think this creator is quite upset that we are fighting each other for religion, after all , we are all indirectly worshiping him or her. My belief is that his/her will is that we coexist in peace, something you are trying to break, if you actually broke it right, I ‘d give a toast to that, but you’re not, you are trying to break all of the other avatars until only one of them is left, yours, people such as you, that can’t understand other beliefs, are a threat to society.
I sought to lead a crusade to show everyone that religion is nothing but a scheme created to unite people. and now that people are united and it served it’s purpose, it should be lain to rest.
Nice tirade but tl:dnr.
Agreed
I got to the part where he told her to stop eating junk..
Yep, I got about that far too.
Kinda, too long didn’t read.
“sex helps you lose weight” that’s how far i got, then i couldn’t stop laughing
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;D
that is tru….tho it’s sad she prolly will never get one
…it started out as a speech about eating healthy…and ended with religion??
sooo what your saying is that if people stop worshiping god, had more sex, they would lose weight?
Pretty much.
put her in the ocean, im sure the hump back whales would go to town
Just because she has an arm that looks like that you think she’s not capable of finding a willing, human sexual partner? Wow, you’re really that shallow?
Aah, so she’s rich then? Makes sense.
Not the way your mom does it.
Way, waaaay TL:DR.
Hey, shut up for a minute.
Thanks. Now make that minute into infinity. Good job!
If the “creator/creation” AKA Universe did not like part of its self, then it would be more human than “”"”god”"”"…now as it is just examining its self by creating a polarity opposite to its self,its just OK, cos it is all based on Unconditional love..so as the”god said to me 1 day wen I was getting pissy about a manifestation of mine…he appeared in front of me, leant in at me ,and said…SO exactly which part of me is pissing you off today…and I fell about laffing, cos thats it..anyways peace to you all, and may you find it..
You’re out of your mind.
Still too rambly, still totally irrelevant.
If you’re not on drugs you probably should be. :p
Annoying troll is long-winded and vaguely amusing, but overall, annoying.
Sooo, you are saying we should starve to death? Because what I read so far, you forbidden anything that could be eaten
Absolutely no one read that.
yeah i looked at the top then ignoredd it
Says who?
Read what?
Hey, I gave it an honest-to-goodness effort. About the second or third paragraph, when it went off on the bizarre religion tangent, I drifted off. So, yeah you’re right. TL;DR.
I stumbled up here a lotta-bit late… and yeah, the Religion tangent is where I decided to leave. Forums, especially the ones here, are definitely NOT where you want to have religious tirades. You’ll never be taken serious here. :-/
Then I continued scrolling, and realized dude wrote a bloody novel there. So, yeah… TL;DR
Nice way of thinking but it doesn’t fill up the gap between religion and irreligion.
And apart from weight issues and science jamisings is also pretty keen on informing everyone that God exists.
Everyone hates jami it’s kinda funny, but he has a point, anybody can lose weight if they work hard enough. She shouldn’t be going around calling people ‘fatties’ just because she’s fat and knows it, doesn’t mean a girl with a full body is fat, the girl in the pic isn’t too bad she’s slightly chubby, but not bad and seriously what do fat people and religion HAVE to do with each other…?
I prefer to call fat people “people with a lot of inertia.” Most people have no idea what i mean by that, so it works out great, and nobody is insulted.
Instead of calling them fat you call them really, really heavy? Good choice!
nuh uh, inertia is resistance to change in motion
It means they’re lazy.
You had time to write/copy-paste that, but not enough to make me a SAMMICH?
Win!
Too long, did not read.
If God didn’t want us to eat junk food why did he invent fries?
Haha I can eat whatever I want, lose all the weight, and gain muscle! Being a teen is great.
IF god DID exist, it wouldn’t have been it that made fries, humans did. We also created apples, potatoes and cows. Now overzealous people say we aren’t allowed to mess with our own creations (such as cows) by [unintelligible babbling] and that’s why bananas wear pajamas.
Woah! I mean like totally! Woah. Bananas wear pajamas?
You can add bananas, dogs, all kinds of grain including rice, sheep, pigs, domestic bottle gourd, domestic rye, olives, macadamia nuts, pecans, Maize, strawberries, donkeys, ahh hell lets make this list short and say that 99% of the crap you see in an organic produce section was selectively breed for thousands of years and in many cases differs enough from what it started out at as to be considered a separate species.
What is genetic manipulation but speeding up this process?
Wow that’s a whole lot of Mananorexia on a Sunday afternoon.
I got to abstinence and you do know that means to never have sex right? I believe I’m riskin another very very long comment now aren’t I?
Actually, abstinence can mean abstaining, or refraining, from pretty much anything, not just refraining from sex. Including abstaining from eating unhealthy foods.
Actually, ‘abstinence’ just means ‘to abstain’ – could be from anything. She’s talking about abstaining from cramming that lovely Mars Bar into one’s gob, rather than abstaining from sex…
I don’t see the difference
hey, we all gotta die of something, right? at least i’m not doing every drug there’s a law for, like half of my high school graduating class (class of ’05, central high school, corinth, maine, school motto: “wanna buy some weed?”). and, btw, I KICKED ANOREXIA’S ASS!!
didn’t read — too long. And who is this aimed at
She tries to talk to another famous fun of this website: jamisings
Jamisings is always there when someone is saying something about fat people and try to say that all these stereotypes are bad and wrong…and destroys the fun of stereotype-jokes! Can you believe it?
Anyway…then this idiot person came and tried to persuade “jamisings” to become a healthy person…she started good (she referred to “sex”) but after that noone knows…
it is too long for the internet!!!!!!
Jamisings isn’t nearly as annoying as “The Queen” and some other person I can’t remember.
There can be only one. I have eaten this “other person” of which you speak. There can be ONLY ONE.
i think the saying ”Using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut” fits this somehow…
Rabble rabble rabble rabble
I made it to “cashew juice” and was too grossed out to go on. I’ll stick to my peanuts juice, thanks.
Eww…Your tirade sucks. You are a racist pig. The reason why you hate fatties, is because they’re easier to target and you’ll suffer no backlash if you attack them. You pick on fatties, because you know you can no longer get away with picking on homosexuals, or minorities anymore without someone calling you a racist. It’s just safer nowadays to hate the fat. But you’re still a hater. The racism is all the same. It’s hate. And pretending to care about a fatty with a long winded speech about eating right and exercising, doesn’t make you any less of a hater. It’s not your body someone else is ruining. They’re ruining their own and it’s their own business.
actually no. Racism refers to racial discrimination.
Sexism isn’t racism, it’s sexism.
Homophobia isn’t racism, it’s homophobia.
Distaste of obesity isn’t racism.
The only reason people ‘can no longer get away with picking on homosexuals, or minorities anymore without someone calling you a racist’ is that the people who cry ‘racist’ are mentally deficient.
Note I’m not saying homophobia or hating obese people is right, I’m saying you’re an idiot.
Homophobia is sexism.
Usually, I look at tl;dr comments and translate it to “too lazy, and too dumb to read.” I make an exemption in this case. I was stupid enough to read that drivel. That post is what happens when you can’t put together a coherent thought, and instead type a stream-of-consciousness rant. This belongs on his/her blog which nobody reads, not here.
And yes, I assume that nobody reads my blog, either. That’s what blogs are for.
I must point and laugh, however, at the fact that he/she thinks that religion has united people.
I got as far as “cashew Juice”. Then Wtf’ed when I re-read the part that they thought 160 was fat O.o
Why the hell did that rant cut into religion at the end. TL;DR most of it. Get a life.
Shut Up!
Too long. Did not read.
HOW the F**K Did you go from not eating junk to leading a mutherf**king crusade against religion?! Wow…this is not the website for you…..
Who the f**k tried to win an argument on behalf of fat people on the f**king internet? Much less very demotivational? What an idiot.
You do realize that 30 pounds in one month is bad for the body right? I guarantee that eventually you’ll put that weight back on plus some. It isn’t healthy in the least for a person to lose that much weight that fast..that’s close to a pound a day. So I’m calling shenanigans.
You seriously went to the time to type all that out?
TL;DR, probably copied from 4chan.
tl:dnr:stfu and stop telling anyone what to do.
Wow… um, I’m REALLY hoping you’re a troll….
Also, it cracks me up that you go off on this tirade about how so’n'so should eat more healthy stuff, then go on to say that nobody should tell anybody else how to live!
I bet that guy is secretly saying… “Yesssssssss.”
okay now i see it
AAAAAAAAAW…. you mean this!
Her arm? I’d hit it.
with a truck
and BOOM goes the dynamite!
couldn’t have turned out better though eh?
Sorry, my dirty mind can’t see the illusion.
Arm? What arm? I don’t see an arm? You can’t make me see an arm.
chicken wings style if you catch my drift????
Took me 2 min to see that….. but now i refuse to go back…
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT HER ARM LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES BODY
Ugly arm. Ugly “body”.
“Ugly arm. Ugly “body”.”
–says the ugly soul.
Takes quite the act of courage to get buck-nekkid to photobomb a crowd.
Yeah, I’d hit it.
armpit sex FTW!
sorry? do you think someone is naked in this picture?
I must be real dirty minded because I see no arm.
How is this picture is perverted? I don’t see it.
The arm looks like it’s the girl’s naked body.
Siiddee booob!
I believe this is the time to say bricks have been shat!
Exactly what I was thinking.
It took me forever to realize it. I was like “what arm?”
An arm…Gross…It took 10 seconds to figure this one out. *stare* Really gross…
It took me a while to realize that one of the girls was supposed to look naked. Then I shat a brick…
That’s just sad… her arm is dissapoint.
best demotivational ever!
When I first saw this (without the black frame), I tried for like 5 minutes to figure out why the hell that girl was naked. Now everything is much much clearer (although also gross now). Thank you, verydemotivational.com.
Ha.
That one took me forever.
LOLOL Thats good. To bad its only the fatties arm because the other chick is pretty hot.
an arm huh…took me a minute to figure out what that tower of jello was that she was hugging on…def not a boob…no..hmm…can’t be a ARM, no that just doesnt look right…hmm
aw… I am a pervert… drat haha
I shat bricks. Almost.
I dun understand is the girl behind the fat one naked?
No the fat girl’s arm looks like a naked body. The elbow joint is where the leg meets the abdomen and the roll of fat closest to the shoulder is the boob.
I bet her real naked body is smaller (and less lumpy) than that unfortunate arm. Great pic though. Priceless!
That girl’s arm is HOT!
I like how a motivational that says ‘Pervert’ has 66 comments and all the others have like 10 to 20..
the guy is hoooooooot *yummy*
this picture is a total mind f**k
Two girls, one arm.
is the naked girl’s leg still part of the arm?…….
it looks confusing
Ya the part where the leg meets the body is the elbow joint.
Arm what arm? Thats what I was saying for like 5 minutes, I then realized that said naked girl is in fact not naked…
im still confused…
haha. It took me a second
Total mindf**k
lol.. this is the worst photobomb ever…
anybody else notice that they are talking about a woman who looks naked when its really an arm when you can totally see the girl in the red’s entire boob
Took me forever to see the arm
an arm? more like a thigh
XD Took me a few minutes to actually GET that picture….and after i saw it i was like EEEWWWWW xD her arm is NASTY!
The naked chick has one central boob!!!
she has an arm that looks like a BODY? 0.o
What’s with the essay long posts?
it’s just a chick who’s arm looks like a leg and a boob
Found it. Mind is full of f**k.
Wait a second… Objection!
Am I the only one who noticed a nipple on the chick in the red dress??? Or am I crazy???
That is disgusting….