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IS IT WRONG
To wish you were an aluminum pole?

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  1. Pete says:

    Or a stainless steel pole, for that matter.

  2. hak says:

    yes cause you would be grabed by some hobo next

  3. Weazel says:

    whatever pole it is, I’d love to be one! :D

  4. Nelson says:

    An aluminum pole would be a step down from what I am now!

  5. DarthKain says:

    Only if you’re wishing to be any aluminum pole that isn’t this one. If you are, then… I have some bad news…

  6. Humm. says:

    Why is she doing that? Does she have an itch or something?

  7. Haioklk says:

    she is a tall chick or small wagon?

  8. mark says:

    ^^ wouldn’t you do it if you could – there’s some on the metro it would take a strong man and a wheelbarrow to clench

  9. God says:

    I would rather be an iron rod, aluminium is weaker ;)

  10. anon says:

    I’d swear that’s either Einstein or Mark Twain trying not to look at her

    And yes, I noticed the old dude. I sense bad news coming.

  11. Majakovskij says:

    On meth it is

  12. BakaEyeAm says:

    To wish you were an aluminum pole?” FAIL

    • jesus says:

      Oh dear. It’s an infinitive. As in: is it wrong to have no grasp of the English language? Yes, yes it is.

    • Retillias says:

      I don’t get it! what are you talking about? It makes sense. “Is it wrong to wish you were an aluminum pole?” With an extra question mark halfway through, sure, but its legit!

      • Mokupo says:

        The right way to say it is “Wishing you were an alumium pole”, I guess.

      • ClariPossum says:

        I think the point Retillias was making is that “to” shouldn’t be capitalized.

        • Philip says:

          If it’s a separate sentence, it could still be capitalized. Poets do it all the time. To break sentences into individually capitalized components separated by nothing more than the starting of a new line.

          For ’tis not wrong my friend
          To use the language thus.

  13. TheSecond says:

    ONLY, if you are a loser and can’t get a babe yourself.

  14. vanillagorilla says:

    she can grab my pole

  15. holys**t says:

    Holy s**t that’s einstein right there!

  16. BER says:

    Look at the size of those feet. I think it’s a dude in drag. :-D

  17. Spap says:

    Random info just because I noticed :P : this shot was probably taken in the athens subway train.

  18. hazbollah says:

    Not at all, I personally wish to be an iron German.

  19. panos says:

    …and what you see in this picture is a snapshot of the Greek metro :D

  20. Allen says:

    Some one needs to tell this ‘person’, you’re supposed to grip the pole with your HANDS!

  21. tyberius says:

    For all we know, she (or, if we go with BER’s assessment, he) could be a disease-ridden skank, so I’m gonna skip on this one. Public transport is Germ Central anyway, I avoid it whenever possible. When I grab my handlebars, I know exactly how many asscracks they’ve been in (none).

    • Karfant says:

      Then you get hit by some drunk idiot and end up being an organ doner for someone who got sick on a train. ITS THE CIRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

      • tyberius says:

        Oh, then I’m gonna get a “no donor card” and carry with me at all times. MUAHAHAHA THE CIRCLE IS BROKEN! HAVE FUN AT YOUR DIALISIS, SUCKER!

  22. Miruza says:

    Yes it is wrong. I’d rather not be between anyone’s buttcheeks. Everyone poops/farts, and not everyone has good hygiene skills.
    There’s also the small matter of not everyone being a straight male/gay female.

  23. maddoctor says:

    Greek girls FTW (it’s in the metro of Athens)

  24. kostas says:

    ellhnikh kwlara FTW!!!

  25. phil says:

    dude i saw that on brazzers

  26. seb says:

    This is in Athens (Greece) subway! :D

  27. Jay says:

    Is it possible for a pole to contract herpes?

  28. one says:

    Athens Greece Metro for the win.

  29. Person says:

    Am I the only one who finds the person behind the camera a little creepy?

  30. Greene says:

    It’s better if you celebrate Festivus.

  31. john doe says:

    I’m pretty sure that 63 people who rated down are ugly, jealous, “looking like men” feminists

    • Person says:

      Congratulations on contributing to a false stereotype that harms women firstly by stating they would only want rights because nobody wants them and reinforces beauty as the only valuable thing women have to offer anyone else. And before you respond with something stupid along the lines of “Well, it’s TRUE!” actually use your brain.

  32. Dibbz says:

    Aluminium*

  33. vanilla says:

    from Greek subways with love

  34. MotiBate says:

    Screw the pole. I wanna be those pants…

  35. Mike says:

    Comment should read:

    HOW TO HOLD ON IN A MOVING TRAIN

    No, No….. the older guy by the dor….

  36. Dracula says:

    Is it wrong to wish she was about three inches further back? giggity ;)

  37. sora says:

    Yes, especially since it’s not that nice of an ass

  38. :( says:

    I don’t wish if i *were* an aluminium pole.
    I wish if i *were* not so scared from walking up to her and ask her out

  39. Sethilus says:

    Unfortunately
    she is a butter face

  40. Philly says:

    What is Henry Gibson doing there?

  41. foxflame says:

    her ass was hungry.

  42. foxflame says:

    great now the pole has herpies.

  43. Preece says:

    This is photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels, and the fact that I’m an aluminium pole.

  44. Kitty says:

    well lets see I wouldnt want my ass eating my pants pluse the pole. And for the guy say stuff about getting hit by a drunk driver. I did get hit and I lived – the big hole I had in my head but I wouldnt trust a train to save my life at lest if the breaks fail on a car or suv u can just jump out. An come on people us your brain you managed to turn the computer on and get here so you should be smart enough to see someone just took a pic of a random chick who so happend to be eating the pole and the pants.

  45. well if uw ant to be a pole u can also be a pole in a fire station -.O so think bout da…

  46. Stanford3 says:

    Steve, it’s weird if you don’t wish you were the pole.

  47. Nick says:

    Weeeell… It seems that we have an aluminium pole in Athens Metro…

  48. Neosantana says:

    France… how I miss thee.

  49. truckfire says:

    I think I am a pole now


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