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Or a stainless steel pole, for that matter.
yes cause you would be grabed by some hobo next
whatever pole it is, I’d love to be one!
An aluminum pole would be a step down from what I am now!
I think you mean a step up.
Then, you totally didn’t get the joke.
oh… I think he totally get the JOKE you got down there! =D
OH SNAP!
Hmm and just how often does he GET the joke he has down there?
He probably “gets” it himself every hour, on the hour. I doubt, however, that anyone else ever gets it.
Only if you’re wishing to be any aluminum pole that isn’t this one. If you are, then… I have some bad news…
Why is she doing that? Does she have an itch or something?
Looks to me like she’s just leaning against it.
No, because she doesnt have her hands free, she grabs that pole with her ass.
she is a tall chick or small wagon?
^^ wouldn’t you do it if you could – there’s some on the metro it would take a strong man and a wheelbarrow to clench
I would rather be an iron rod, aluminium is weaker
I like you, A) for correctness, and B) for spelling Aluminium right.
Both spellings are correct. Different countries have different ways of saying things. Why you elitists cant get that through your heads is beyond me.
*can’t
not can’t.
Well, nice one. You actually managed to catch one honest error. If that’s the biggest mistake I made, then I’d say I did a pretty damn good job with that. You still haven’t explained why you can’t accept the fact that different countries have different spellings.
gayyyyy.
What a convincing, well thought out response. I’m not replying to you again, troll.
I’m sorry. Accept my peace offering.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bxzhp9Dw1qbg3x7.jpg
I’d swear that’s either Einstein or Mark Twain trying not to look at her
And yes, I noticed the old dude. I sense bad news coming.
My first take is that’s Henry Gibson ( from ‘Laugh In”). Yeah, showing my age again!
On meth it is
“To wish you were an aluminum pole?” FAIL
Oh dear. It’s an infinitive. As in: is it wrong to have no grasp of the English language? Yes, yes it is.
I don’t get it! what are you talking about? It makes sense. “Is it wrong to wish you were an aluminum pole?” With an extra question mark halfway through, sure, but its legit!
The right way to say it is “Wishing you were an alumium pole”, I guess.
I think the point Retillias was making is that “to” shouldn’t be capitalized.
If it’s a separate sentence, it could still be capitalized. Poets do it all the time. To break sentences into individually capitalized components separated by nothing more than the starting of a new line.
For ’tis not wrong my friend
To use the language thus.
ONLY, if you are a loser and can’t get a babe yourself.
she can grab my pole
Holy s**t that’s einstein right there!
Look at the size of those feet. I think it’s a dude in drag.
I thought the same, I think some people on here are fantasizing about a tranny
Hey, I’m a woman and I have size 11 feet. Not every girl has dinky kid’s sized feet.
Your a dude
you’re*
yeah, shut up, man-woman.
grammar nazi strikes again
a dude or not, EPIC ASS
Random info just because I noticed
: this shot was probably taken in the athens subway train.
FAIL, It’s in PAris
souble fail, it IS in athens you idiot…
Not at all, I personally wish to be an iron German.
…and what you see in this picture is a snapshot of the Greek metro
Yes
Some one needs to tell this ‘person’, you’re supposed to grip the pole with your HANDS!
For all we know, she (or, if we go with BER’s assessment, he) could be a disease-ridden skank, so I’m gonna skip on this one. Public transport is Germ Central anyway, I avoid it whenever possible. When I grab my handlebars, I know exactly how many asscracks they’ve been in (none).
Then you get hit by some drunk idiot and end up being an organ doner for someone who got sick on a train. ITS THE CIRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
Oh, then I’m gonna get a “no donor card” and carry with me at all times. MUAHAHAHA THE CIRCLE IS BROKEN! HAVE FUN AT YOUR DIALISIS, SUCKER!
Yes it is wrong. I’d rather not be between anyone’s buttcheeks. Everyone poops/farts, and not everyone has good hygiene skills.
There’s also the small matter of not everyone being a straight male/gay female.
gayyyyyyy
Greek girls FTW (it’s in the metro of Athens)
ellhnikh kwlara FTW!!!
dude i saw that on brazzers
This is in Athens (Greece) subway!
Is it possible for a pole to contract herpes?
Athens Greece Metro for the win.
Am I the only one who finds the person behind the camera a little creepy?
It’s better if you celebrate Festivus.
*fap*
I’m pretty sure that 63 people who rated down are ugly, jealous, “looking like men” feminists
Congratulations on contributing to a false stereotype that harms women firstly by stating they would only want rights because nobody wants them and reinforces beauty as the only valuable thing women have to offer anyone else. And before you respond with something stupid along the lines of “Well, it’s TRUE!” actually use your brain.
Well said!
Aluminium*
from Greek subways with love
Screw the pole. I wanna be those pants…
haha, amen!
Comment should read:
HOW TO HOLD ON IN A MOVING TRAIN
No, No….. the older guy by the dor….
Is it wrong to wish she was about three inches further back? giggity
Yes, especially since it’s not that nice of an ass
I don’t wish if i *were* an aluminium pole.
I wish if i *were* not so scared from walking up to her and ask her out
Unfortunately
she is a butter face
What is Henry Gibson doing there?
her ass was hungry.
great now the pole has herpies.
This is photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels, and the fact that I’m an aluminium pole.
well lets see I wouldnt want my ass eating my pants pluse the pole. And for the guy say stuff about getting hit by a drunk driver. I did get hit and I lived – the big hole I had in my head but I wouldnt trust a train to save my life at lest if the breaks fail on a car or suv u can just jump out. An come on people us your brain you managed to turn the computer on and get here so you should be smart enough to see someone just took a pic of a random chick who so happend to be eating the pole and the pants.
well if uw ant to be a pole u can also be a pole in a fire station -.O so think bout da…
Steve, it’s weird if you don’t wish you were the pole.
Weeeell… It seems that we have an aluminium pole in Athens Metro…
France… how I miss thee.
I think I am a pole now