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How about letting demotivational pictures be demotivational pictures?
demotivational photos are less funny 8D
How dare Joel Schumacher make a guy who wears tights, a cape, and a bat mask look silly!
Why does it seem like the nipples are either in the wrong place or the wrong size?
I’m sure Robin likes it.
Batman get’s cold and has no room for his nipples to expand. That’s why he has nipples on his costume?
Nipples expand in the cold!?…
Why do men have nipples to begin with? Only after we answer that can we begin to understand why they’re on the suit.
The reason men have nipples is so that FamilyGuy could make Peter breastfeed Stewie.
And why do men have hair on their nipples?
To keep warm
fact:- Some women also have hair on their nipples.
Or if your like me, as a guy the only damn chest hair I have is on my nipples… like bloody sea anemones
Sry, I’m laughin’ WITH you, not ABOUT you…
DESTRACTION!
“Hahaha! You can’t stop me you p-wait wtf are those silver nipples on your su-”
*KERPOW*
men can sometimes breast feed. didnt you know? u mad? problem?
Weeell men have nipples because until some point when were are in our mothers womb all people are women until chromosone Y kicks in
The Romans had nipples on their suits of armor. (though only the legionnaire officers and generals because it’s expensive).
They are there to comfort Robin
Fighting crime is highly errotic
I know I’d get a boner while fighting Catwoman.
You would *fight* Catwoman?
Since Batman’s suit is made of bulletproof material, nipple chafing is a serious hazard.
Nipple lasers.
To distract from the codpiece?
keaton was a way better bat anyway
Alfred was the one who designed the bat suits ask him
Quick Robin! The bat-nipple-clamps!
One for tuning, one for volume?
It was the only way to convince Batgirl to do it too.
Well, where ELSE would his nip-nips go? Gotta put them SOMEWHERE.
And damn I want a batmobile. With all the combative weapons attached.
cause batmans nipples get so hard that they can cut diamonds when he fights crime, so they kept tearing through his old suits.
then they realized nipple pockets! they prevent diamond cutting nipples from breaking through!
ummm does anyone else notice the incredibly large package he’s partially showing?
Ummmm. Now we all know that he’s full of distraction. Thanks for pointing that out .