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OWL BOMBS The main Ammunition of the Bearforce
This demotivational poster was posted on Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
F**KING FIRST!
to be hit by a OWL BOMB? I hope so…
They prefer to be called “Bowls”
Everyone is fond of owls.
Except for Simon Cowel
Who likes to call Fowl
When anyone uses a Towel….
.. wanna get high?
Then reads the poem “Howl.”
….can i buy a vowel?
These rhymes are foul.
And you know that they come for you The owls in your dressing room
the owls in your gravy, even if you hide at sea… THERE’S OWLS IN THE NAVY
I need to owl bomb the toilet. Scuse me for a second ladies and gents.
Wet Pooper!
Ladies and gentlemen, the owl bomb has been dropped.
You are all going to die.
Not sure if I like this one or the one that says “Fire the Missowls!” more…
What about ‘Angry Birds IRL’?
It’s not quite a bomb if it flies straight. Bombs are either thrown, dropped, or planted, but they’re almost never thrown in a straight line.
This is an owl missile. Or a flying owl! …wait.
Who said it’s flying in a straight line? It’s a still photo, it could just as easily be dropping.
Owl Artillery!
Artillery usually goes up and then comes back down at significant angles, so no, you have failed.
I was thinking more like American Civil War-era cannons, fired straight, for the most part, or perhaps at not-so-significant angles. But thank you for allowing me to clarify.
Owltillery!
There are such things as glide bombs, you know. Google it. Germans in WWII made several too.
Poor. . . º_______º It seems scared
If only harry had used one of these….
kinda looks like the drone weapon from Stargate Atlantis
The sharks shall die!
d’aww, it’s so cute…
I guess you say it’s, “owl good’
Angry Birds has a new character
you’re doin’ it wrong –”
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F**KING FIRST!
to be hit by a OWL BOMB? I hope so…
They prefer to be called “Bowls”
Everyone is fond of owls.
Except for Simon Cowel
Who likes to call Fowl
When anyone uses a Towel….
.. wanna get high?
Then reads the poem “Howl.”
….can i buy a vowel?
These rhymes are foul.
And you know that they come for you
The owls in your dressing room
the owls in your gravy,
even if you hide at sea… THERE’S OWLS IN THE NAVY
I need to owl bomb the toilet. Scuse me for a second ladies and gents.
Wet Pooper!
Ladies and gentlemen, the owl bomb has been dropped.
You are all going to die.
Not sure if I like this one or the one that says “Fire the Missowls!” more…
What about ‘Angry Birds IRL’?
It’s not quite a bomb if it flies straight. Bombs are either thrown, dropped, or planted, but they’re almost never thrown in a straight line.
This is an owl missile. Or a flying owl! …wait.
Who said it’s flying in a straight line? It’s a still photo, it could just as easily be dropping.
Owl Artillery!
Artillery usually goes up and then comes back down at significant angles, so no, you have failed.
I was thinking more like American Civil War-era cannons, fired straight, for the most part, or perhaps at not-so-significant angles. But thank you for allowing me to clarify.
Owltillery!
There are such things as glide bombs, you know. Google it. Germans in WWII made several too.
Poor. . . º_______º It seems scared
If only harry had used one of these….
kinda looks like the drone weapon from Stargate Atlantis
The sharks shall die!
d’aww, it’s so cute…
I guess you say it’s, “owl good’
Angry Birds has a new character
you’re doin’ it wrong –”