Well, if he was born in a manger, there should definitely be veal in there. And possibly lamb, chicken, duck, horse meat, and possibly oxen meat as well… Hope you’ve got a big oven.
Last time I checked, Christians aren’t banned from eating pork. The only way I see the “BLASPHEMEAT” caption working is if it’s referring to Jesus’s Judaism.
Huh, weird. I saw a reproduction of the Jewish (original) Tabernacle more than I saw a nativity scene. I see the other one now though. Both made out of bacon and other pig products would be freaking awesome.
They should be beef or chicken based, not pork based…fits in better with the actual event.
Do you really want to see a nativity made of whole chicken carcasses?
Tell me now. I’m writing out a grocery list.
As long as its kosher
Dammit! forgot the ‘ in there.
Well, if he was born in a manger, there should definitely be veal in there. And possibly lamb, chicken, duck, horse meat, and possibly oxen meat as well… Hope you’ve got a big oven.
It won’t last when it’s baked I think
We’re not baking it. We stuck it in the oven to keep the kids from picking at it.
It should be BROILED….. no ..wait… thinking about the Qu’ran again…….(I love how spellcheck sez I misspelled “Qu’ran”)…
BTW…who do I send a check to so my avatar isn’t so swastika-like? (Norm McDonald sez; “germans…”)
Wow, your avatar really is swastika-like. No worries. Type in a different email address and you’ll get a different avatar.
needs moar bacon
No exceptions
Can you squeal like a …. nevermind.
mmm little bacon jesus looks delicious.
i’m not a christian, so, what is this?
An instant heart attack and an eternity in Hell, if you believe in that sort of thing.
A hell with bacon beats heaven any day of the week. /
Hmm…good point.
oh, wait… i just remembered, I’M AMISH.
Then why are you here?
The Nativity Scene, at the birth of Christ.
I’m a Christian vegetarian, and I think that’s pretty epic.
You dont have to be a Christian to be intelligent.
In fact, the two conflict.
This is from the Bob and Tom radio show. its from their website.
Yeah. I don’t know if I could, in all good conscience, face Judgement Day after having eaten a representation of baby Jesus.
So say you took communion.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “religion stuffed down your throat”
Last time I checked, Christians aren’t banned from eating pork. The only way I see the “BLASPHEMEAT” caption working is if it’s referring to Jesus’s Judaism.
I assumed that’s what it meant.
Jesus Christ it’s Bakelahem! Gonna have to take a Wikileak after eating that.
EPIG
BACON
Set oven to the number of the beast for about 20 minutes.
Blasphelicious!1!
That looks sacrelicious!
Oh come all ye frankfurt!
Blasphemeat…Blasph-for you! Blasph-for everybody in the room!
OK, that puts the whole eating the body of christ crap to a new level
Huh, weird. I saw a reproduction of the Jewish (original) Tabernacle more than I saw a nativity scene. I see the other one now though. Both made out of bacon and other pig products would be freaking awesome.
How can you find this appetising?! Looks freaking disgusting…
Simple. It’s bacon.
WANT
FUUUUUUU now i want bacon badly…..
mmmm… Sacrilicious!
It’s french ! It comes from where I live
HOLY BACON!
Delicious, delicious blasphemeat,
I want one of these made of babies and chicken breasts
That’s actually really alike EpicMealTime Go see their videos on youtube .. its totally Epic..
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