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either that or she is born on february 29th
What 4 year old adopts children– No, scratch that. Why would someone adopt a child that is extremely close to their age?
not first
Talk about lying on a date profile…
OP never heard of adoption…
So she’d be 20 and adopting a 17 year old? Yeah, I can see that happening…
A couple of pregnant 17 year olds if you’re supposed to believe her.
wtf, what about her having three grandbabies and another on the way
Just gonna comment on that.
hahaha if she really wanted that she woulda said something at least 1 perverted thing i’d say the kid might be 10ish
So what. The grandbabies do not bother you? Because they are mentioned as well. This person is not stupid, but has some sense of humour (even the rest of that ad is not that bad).
Er, no; it’s obviously just a fake profile, probably for scamming, genius.
Uh…… she claims to be 22, she claims all of her children are over 18 (hence the 4 years) and she claims to have grandchildren.
Really the fact that there are grandchildren doesn’t fit into the joke. For a 22 year old to have children over the age of 18 she would have had to give birth at 4.
Why does every joke on the internet need to be explained to people.
185 lbs?!?!?!
I’d be scared she would eat me.
5’8 and 185 pounds is really not that overweight.
http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height_weight.shtml
She’s about twenty pounds above “high”
Grotesquely? No, but still pretty overweight. One girl I used to know was about that height/weight and she was pretty chunky
Yeah it’s pretty large actually!
actually there are men who are like 5’11″ who weigh like 160 lbs…and i should know because my fully grown brother is athletic and thats his stature and weight…also i know another person who is 6’0″ and weighs exactly 185 lbs and trust me he is not a scrawny kid
do not feed the troll (fat chicks)
That true! But her birthday is february 29…
anybody see the last line? she’s looking for somebody at least 11 years older than herself. my guess- her age has got to be a typo and she meant to say (probably) 42.
yeah, that’s what I thought. Typo. Nit-picky fail.
Agreed.
thats what i was thinking
No, 33 is 11 years older than 22.
Yes but 3 kids by the age of 14 is a bit weird
3+ kids. She has 3 grandkids but it never says how many actual kids. She could have 1, she could have multiple. The thing that caught me is she didn’t say anything about her kids being 18, she said they are all OVER 18. Add in the 9 months (give or take) and she would be 3 at most.
WHAAATT??? A typo? 4-year-olds don’t really have kids then?
She`s just looking for a more `mature` man to be grand daddy to her grandbabies
Going under the assumption that it’s a typo, she’s probably at the very least 30, most likely pushing 40 tho
Yep -She`s gotta be pushing 40. She has three kids who are already over 18. If she was 30 that would make her 12 when her youngest child was born…
Three grandchildren. We don’t know how many children.
Im guessing 52, if she used numpad to write she migt’ve just accidently pressed 2 that is right below.
also 42 is a bit young to have grand-kids.
Not necessarily, she could have had a kid at 21 and become a grandmother at 42. A little younger than average but hardly odd.
Redefines babymama doesn’t it?
I would love to read the comments she got.
“33 to 52.” Nice.
Sex at age 4? Pedobear must have gotten to her..
Would the kids be little human/bear hybrids? Maybe they look like teddy bears? This could also be where hypertrichosis comes from… >.>
Either that or the “prophet” of a “peaceful” religion…
hehe, Nice one
OMG! I think that maybe she’s just confused about getting into a relationship. I mean at the age of 4 it is impossible to have a kid. So… why would she say her kids are all over 18 when she’s barely in her mid-20′s?
As was stated above, she could have adopted them.
You can’t adopt a kid that is only 4 years younger than you are.
What if she married an old man with kids, became their legal mother, then the old man fell of a barn and landed in a wood chipper?
Well, the youngest girl to ever give birth was five. She’s not TOO far off.
Is it just me or I just read she has grandbabies and one more is on the way?
Yep.
Sounds like Pedobear has been busy.
And yet the police tell me it’s wrong……
ZING!
… Wow. Why has only one person other than myself considered the possibility that this woman’s children could be adoptive children? Seriously, is it that abstract of a possibility?
And how old would she have been when she adopted them? Do they really let 18-21 year olds adopt? I mean in most of the States, don’t you have to be 21 to even drink?
Isn’t a typo more likely than say, an 18 year old adopting a 14 year old?
You’re the THIRD person who has mentioned this idiotic theory, actually. How could she have adopted a child who was only 4 years younger than she was? That is not allowed.
Maybe she…adopted? …When the kids were at age 16…?
Yeah, that seems legitimate.
Im always triggered when ppl claim they dont do drugs of any kind. That is impossible. Most plants contain drugs. Even human body produce several.
When used colloquially, the word “drugs” specifically refers to illicit mind-altering substances. When people say they don’t do drugs, it’s obvious they’re not using the word in the wider sense.
If you’re going to nitpick on that, why don’t you extend this to smoking? If someone tells you that they don’t smoke, are you ever tempted to set their hair on fire to find out if this is really true? Or do you assume that they’re using the word “smoke” colloquially to mean deliberately inhaling tobacco smoke?
This is either a trolling joke, OR someone’s lying about her age. And by lying I mean lying a LOT! And she’s stupid in addition.
Or someone made a simple typo, as said above.
Wow, hysterically funny, someone hit the wrong number key.
Obviously this is a typo. She is looking for a guy that is between 33 and 52. Either she really likes old guys, she is lying about her age to get older guys or it is a typo. I am going with typo because at the age of 44 (im assuming it was a slip of the finger because 2 is only 1 key away from 4) so it would make sense for a 44 YO woman to have a few kids that could be 18 and have babies of their own on the way.
I can’t believe nobody else has noticed this… she would have had sex at 3 and given birth at 4. Caption fail.