
LETDOWN
When you’re hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie
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LETDOWN
When you’re hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie
Picture by: Unknown
lolwut
yep. its terrible to see a corvette, only to discover somebody put a 4 cyl engine under the hood.
I can’t stop laughing
am i the only one disgusted that he is essentially wiping his ass with the american flag?
Your most likely the only American.
Im American. Hes dancing. Not wiping his ass, get a life.
yes
yup
Yes, yes you are.
absolutely
I’m Canadian. XD
I’m from Iowa!
Probably. I’m American and it doesn’t offend me.
jackass. it should
Agreed.
Its a flag. Its importance in pride is nothing more than a cloth and nationalistic idea thought up by the French and Napoleon
I bed if that was a woman you wouldn’t be complaining about it.
Bet*
Whoops.
not sure why anyone should care at all. It’s a piece of cloth, big deal.
HE IS CLOTHED IN THE COLORS OF FREEDOM.
the man is a true patriot.
yes you’re the only one, i’m uruguayan
I’m not the only one then!! VIVA URUGUAY!!!!
haha did you ever pronounce uruguay in english right? you will notice something
What? that you are gay?
The “colors of freedom” sure make fine toilet paper.
Heh, it’s that naked dude’s sense of freedom after all. I can’t say much beyond this because I live above the US border, lol.
If by disgusted you mean highly amused then yes
no it pisses me off when people use the flag in disrespectful ways like that too
because americans really have something to be patriotic of? it’s JUST a flag… no other country has such dumb laws like ‘do not hang the flag out if it rains’, ‘never let the flag allow to touch ground’…
WHATEVER
ummm. yes they kind of do. the laws might not be that specific but usa is not the only place where it is illegal to use the national flag disrespectfully, whatever that is taken to mean. in finland old and worn finnish flag must be disposed of by burning or cutting it to such small peices they are no longer recognizable. this must be done privately. ruining the flag publicly is a crime.
There are no such laws in are no such laws in the US.
The flag code is entirely volountary (nowdays) for civilians, it’s not a civilian law.
Same goes for Sweden and Norway but not Denmark and Finland where it’s still illegal to desecrate the flag.
Why’d you stop talking about his penis?
It actually is law, but not enforced because we have freedom of speech.
yes.
It’s a piece of cloth with stripes and stars on it, nothing more, nothing less.
I’m disgusted and offended by christians and their Bible (and NO, I’m not a muslim, lol)
off topic entirely…you fail
I am mexican.
America Sucks *Spits on flag*
Back in good ol’ Germany I used to do this every morning.
You sir deserve a WIN!!
And it’s upside down.
Wouldn’t it be treason for a sex worker to basically wipe their ass with the American flag? Either way, this “unhung_hero” has an unhealthy obsession with small penises.
^ We have a winner.
LMAO @ “Unhung_Hero”
What are you talking about? There is no wiener.
correction: we have a weiner!
who said he’s a sex worker? he’s a stripper. there’s a difference.
Definitely not a sex worker with that schlong.
It’s not illegal to do anything with the flag. You can burn it, wipe ur ass with it, whatever. It’s America.
Actually it is illegal and you can go to jail, that said, most of these laws are very much outdated and very few are enforced except within the military.
Also not true. In the Supreme Court case of Texas v. Johnson, it was ruled that someone can publicly burn a flag in protest, that it’s symbolic speech or whatever. You won’t go to jail for wiping your ass with the flag, although you can get your ass kicked for it.
dude is hung like a gnat
“Maaaaaatt Daaaamon…”
omfg pmsl
No reason to cuss on God!
Can’t… stop… LAUGHING!! I can’t look at this without thinking that quote now!
So Matt Damon! With his Bone Supremacy!!
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a winner!!
A weiner!
I hate the towel game. But… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dinky Winky
That must be the smallest one I’ve seen on a grown guy.
…Not that I would’ve kept count on the smallest tools…
Hello, I´m 18.male.India. I have a really tiny penis, am a virgin and wanna get dominated by older male or female from Europe or USA. I wanna be your beatch.:)
you don’t look very indian like in your picture above
How does one get the confidence to get naked in public with that “equipment”?
trollboy is trolling
haha, look at how small the blackout is hahaha
Thank you Captain Obvious, I have no idea what I would do without you!
Thank you Sargent Sarcasm, I have no idea what I would do with out you!
Thank you Trolly McTrollerson, what would the 3 billy goats gruff do without you? Walk over a bridge maybe?
OHHH, I get it now, Captain Obvious to the rescue!
itteh bitteh weenie commiteh
am i the only one noticing her groping his chest?? O_o
obviously shes not disapoint
She’s probably keeping her eyes above the waist on purpose.
But on behalf of women everywhere, Matt Damon, I am disappoint.
Maybe he’s a grower, not a show-er.
Or maybe it’s shrinkback?
Yeah, srs I’ve learned that flaccid penis size means absolutely nothing. I dated a guy who was such a grower, his “working” size was 8.5 inches, but it would shrink back to 2 inches at rest.
Small or not, at least the ladies are finally getting some male WTF around here, even if it’s in another section. And, lmao @ Squozzer’s comment. WIN! Btw, if he’s going to wipe his ass with a flag, he should be using either Mexico or France.
France. Definitely the France one.
Or maybe you?
But wait, earlier up everyone was saying how flags don’t mean anything!
I’m confused…
goes great with the poster below this one.. i bet he owns it
Anyone else think that guy kinda looks like Matt Damon
Anyone got the link to the original?
Steroids can make certain things…..small.
My god… look at the size of that censor bar! It’s smaller than my thumb! Geeze, if I had such a tiny smechle as his, I wouldn’t have the balls to get naked in public… actually… I still don’t have the balls to get naked in public, because then I’d get arrested.
Oh, I see. It’s a paired Demotivational. He owns the truck in the one under this.
+1
That’s what I call a lot of dynamite but very little wick
I see a teeny weenie…no, wait…no I don’t; there’s a censor dot in the way.”
And while I don’t pay much attention to the details of the male strippers in those, this is pretty obviously shopped.
Sigh… Disappointing.
REALLY disappointing! If I were him I’d have to end it.
Lighten up…The poor fellow has enough issues being hung like a tic tac, lets not add hating on the US, flag-ass wiping into the mix…
His car below…
Does anyone else think that the stripper looks like Matt Damon?
Also, why is it that Americans are hated on for not liking the flag disrespected? Do other countries not care if their flag is disrespected like that? Just wondering-shrugs-
Small penis and an American flag. These two things always go together.
I bet he has a really flash car *g*
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-… That’s all, folks….
my weenie hasn’t begun growing yet, and it’s still bigger..
but… this guy could become a eunuch and not lose much…
I see a bit of ball under the black square….made my day *fist pump*
Maybe he has an “innie”. A really scared, cold “innie”.
what’s an innie?
Am I the only one who noticed the slut in the background with a half-sleeve that says ‘SEX’?…That sounds a little desperate to be wearing that when a unsatisfying stripper who thinks he’s gonna make money with only his pecks is lurking…
Steroids anyone?
Q: if you had a good weenie but were fat, would you take steroids that would make your body nice but shrink your more impressive stuff?
Look at his right thigh – clearly things have been edited to be made smaller.
Innies usually refer to bellybuttons. If it goes in, it’s an innie. If it sticks out it’s an outie.
prob fake considering the girl is the back’s shirt says “sex”
What is he doing with the flag? It looks disrespectfully. Every American should respect this greatest country.