THAT’S WHY
HE IS KING OF THE JUNGLE
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Simba am disappoint.
just to make sure that Lol’s msg doesn’t get lost, I will repeat it.
Lions don’t live in the jungle.
Lions don’t live in the jungle. FAIL
- Why did the lion get lost in the jungle?
- Because jungle is massive!
Hahaha!
so… he’s the king of the jungle…because he can lick his balls?
I wonder if Chuck Norris can do that, i mean he is king of humanity.
not a big deal
every animal do that
I can’t is there something wrong with me D:
Of course there’s nothing wrong with you, Mitchell! *pats on head*
*psst* Everyone, there’s something wrong with the 93rd Mitchell >_>
*starts work on number 94*
let’s get him to come in, we need to deactivate him
Some days I really wish I had an extra few vertebra myself
That aside I dont think ive ever seen a lion in that position before… kinda strange, then again they are cats, so it would be safe to assume they would.
Lions have the same number of vertebrae you do — their spinal joints are simply more flexible.
Felines have 2 extra vertebra in their lumbar zone (we have 5 they have 7), and an extra vertebra in their thoracic zone (we have 12 they have 13)… that gives them their wide range of movement, they also I believe have a slightly different type of setup between vertebra compared to ours that allows better compression between them or at the least a better twist (cats can basically twist their front half 180 to their back half, in their righting reflex)
I can do that !!!…..But I will probably be devoured within a couple of secs.
That’s even worse than gay.
Some ones jealous…
How can it be gay if its your own damn anatomy, if doing that is gay, then sitting in your room jerking off like every male in existence does is also gay… since your touching a penis… which must make you a homo or something right?
He’s not talking about licking himself, he’s talking about licking the lions big hairy ant infested package.
Mmmmmm – I think you need man balls if you want to lick a lions balls – I don’t you think get the joke
+1 internets to you sir
Depends on how passionate you are….and how happy you make the lion.
Achievement unlocked!
WIN
and thats why im king of the jungle *put on shades*
No.
Not that I was studying closely, but you’d think considering the size of him the plums would be bigger. I’ve seen ginger toms with larger……although please don’t tell Mr Lion I said that, please, I’m begging.
you like cats way to much
It’s not directly proportional to the size of the mammal — in general, the larger the species, the smaller the “plums” are relative to total body mass.
For an interesting exception, go onto Wikipedia and look up “tanuki.”
almost seems that larger animal has smaller balls and smaller animals got bigger balls…that aint the mouse’s but child…its his “plums”
The Tanuki is a legend dumbass. Its a fictional animal. frikin idiot.
lol I watch House too
Um…..
I think it’s fake.
So what does that make my dog?
King of the kennel.
All I can say is something about him reminds me of my ex boyfriend.
Suck my own d*ck
LIKE A BOSS.
if he was really king wouldnt he make his ladies do that?
Cats have tongues like sandpaper. He might have the delikitty control to not powersand off the ‘nads, but what if the lady cats like the taste? He’d be Simba Soprano in the boy’s choir in no time.
^this. Is awesome
I can Derelick my OWN balls, thanksyouverymuch.
*grins*
that is the coolest lion ever! XP
Now you know what Lion balls look like
Chances are, Mufasa didn’t really tell Simba about this during his reign. Stop.
^^this win +10 internetz
Very nice
Funny, I thought it was the fact they could “Fire their shot” like 20 times a day.
That, and the fact that they can do it with no help from others, as seen here.
technically so could a man bc according to MANswers(an episode was on last nite telling me this)on average it only takes 19 minutes between “rounds in the bedroom” before ur ready…or just go n get some prolactin inhibitors(mainly used for ED)to cut that time in half n be doing 40 rounds a day…n possibly add close to 18 years to ur life(or just die from exhaustion bc since Heff is the only example we arent sure what could happen to EVERY individual)
I’m in your jungle (sic), lickin’ mah harlbz
*highest respects*
“I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much!”