LAKE LOUISE
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LOL! Nietzsche and god can both suck it! We made this one!
God made us :3
God is an imaginary friend … Grow up ><
Canada is by far the most beautiful country in the world. So much variety, and all of it is incredible.
So true! I really want to visit one day! Australia is nice, but Canada is so pretty…
I’m sure you don’t visit many countries in your life…
Canada is a beautiful country for sure, but no, there is no so much variety in landscapes.
What are you talking about? There’s the mountains, the arctic, the prairies, the maritimes and then newfoundland is really different form the rest of canada
Just wait a decade or two, Canada won’t go from ”coast to coast” once Quebec gets it’s independance. Maby you could advertise yourself with something about bowing to a queen in the 21st century?
Quebec has tried for independence 3 times by referendum already, and it got shot down every time. Also, the queen is just a figure head, along with the governor general. Neither of them has has a huge impact on the political climate in a long time. And proroguing parliament doesn’t count because it was at the request of the Prime Minister.
Perhaps opening a history book, reading about Meech, sponsorship scandal, the various and massive frauds from Canada’s side in 95, the ongoing decrease of canadian identity in Québec, etc, will help you understand why Québec’s next referendun (which will be the third, by the way) will be won by the Independentists.
The last referendum, despite all the briberies, false promises and plots on Canada’s part, ended 50.48% to 49.42%. The majority of the french speaking population in favor of independance rose 10% since the previous referendum, and I am certain it would be higher today with the new generations able to vote.
In due time.
The chance of Quebec separating remote to nil. Those days are gone and the political climate has changed. Hence the utter destruction of the Parti Quebecois in the last election.
are you serious, canada probably has the most variety of landscapes of any country in the world. like pft said – prairies, rocky mountains, arctic tundra, pei – naturally red soils just incredible,.you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Comes to mind USA, China, Russia, Australia, Mexic, etc, all huge regions with various languages, cultures and outstanding landscape. Quit the over-zealous attitude about how greater than anythig else the country you live in is.
Canada is beautiful, but…
Too Cold ! ! ! ! !
Come to Brazil, a lot of different landscapes, no snow!
Beaches, beautiful beaches with warm sea water, where you can stay for as long as you want. Drinking beer and eat fresh seafood.
Well, you better stay there, in Canada.
No snow?! D: What’s the point then? Bad enough where I live in southern U.S.
How about you get some grammar lessons, then, you can come to Canada when your smarter!
I think you meant when you’re smarter.
Too bad spell check doesn’t check your grammar for you. Especially when you’re correcting another person’s grammar.
^ Love when this happens haha and btw, Mexico would be the country with the most different types of landscapes, not guessing it is a fact, the only thing missing there is arctic lands, but theres snow, desert, forest, rain forest, jungles, islands, beaches, arid lands, mountains, snowy mountains, volcanoes, wavy beaches, relaxing beaches, clear waters, dark waters, lakes, rivers, canyons, huge mineral caves… gee I could keep on writing for a while here.
Yes, I will admit it’s nice view outside my window every day… but you haven’t seen Lake Ontario. or the Tar Pits. Or Justin Bieber
TROLL
u need to grow up and start understanding some things fast -_-..
Like how magnets work? Trololololo
Is it hot down there?
No, we made God.
Humans in the earlier years of their developement, didn’t understand most things.
So, they made gods to explain what they couldn’t
It’s simple..
‘Uhh… why did that lightning hit that tree?’
‘Uh… I don’t know.. Something more powerful than us MUST have done it! It was God!’
See? simple. What they couldn’t understand or explain themselves, they said some being more powrful than them did it.
If they couldn’t understand it, rather than trying to figure it out, they took the easy way out, pointed, and said ‘God did it.’
Actually epic. God made us and then we found god.
+100 logic to you, my sir.
You sir, are a genius. +69 for you.
your kung-fu is strong
Yep EpicWinFail. I’d add many peoples don’t have ”gods” and explain(ed) the world with a different kind of spirituality.
Hurray! Somebody who knows something about reality! Religion is bull crap, period. End of subject.
Prove it!
WHAT A WIN! fu religious people!!!!! and btw, nature doesnt happen in ONE day… in happens in millions of years!! haha!
christians dont believe in wizards
Yes they do. They just have a different word for it.
So do Atheists. We call them “Mr. Clean”.
i, sir, would like to shake ur hand one day
The knights who say ni wish they had a different word for “it.”
You said it again!
Now you said it!
Now I’ve said it! Ooh, that’s three “it”s!
Oh thats four! well at least i didn’t say “it” that time! OH NOES!!!!!!!!
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!
Actually, Christianity does, or at least did at one point, believe in wizards. Perhaps not in the sense you’re thinking though.
In medieval times, wizards were not people who could magically make fireballs from midair, they were people who “made deals with Satan and his demons”. Wizardry was all thought to be about summoning demons and getting them to help you.
So they were locks without DOTs.
Win!!
So sad that I get this.
Those are Conjurers. Get it right. You could a least fail LESS hard at your own religion… >.>
So true.
What do you call a man who turns water into wine, walks on water, and multiplies fish? ah, and also fly for the grand finale.
Criss Angel?
A successful CEO.
like a boss!
Make people from ribs… LIKE A BOSS!
Psst… Jesus never did that…
wait, I thought jeziz was god. So he did do that.
Be my own Dad…LIKE A BOSS
No. He’s the Son of God… And part of God… No one really understands this completely. And I’m going to shut you up with science! Firstly: This may be possible if God is a 4 or 5 dimensional being. Secondly: EVOLOTION IS STUPID AS HECK. My proof: Giraffes. They have valves in their necks that allow them to shut off blood flow so that they don’t pass out every time they get a drink. They couldn’t have evolved that. The original giraffes would have had to survive many generations without needing to drink. Not to mention the odds that a single celled organism would have a faulty split and then still function while attatched. Now multiply that by trillions when you consider the size of multicellular organisms, and how complicated and adapted even a flea is. Also, where do you think the idea of dragons came from? Is it a coincidence that we found skeletons of giant reptiles that look a heck of a lot like our modern idea of a dragon? Also, if they could exhale hydrogen somehow, or some other flammable gas, and had flint in their mouths naturally, they could actually have breathed fire. So there’s a lot of proof that if religeion isn’t in fact real, then we’re either part of some computer simulation, or that scientology is real. Frankly, I think that scientology is BS, and so is the computer simulation theory. I defy you to find one single-celled organism currently evolving into a multi-celled organism, since, according to the theory of evolution, that is apparently an extremely successful design, as the previous species shouldn’t have died off if evolution is real, what with the millions of them that would have been required, since monkeys are still around. And don’t forget: Snakes and frogs have similar genes, but they neither evolved from the other.
A fisherman vintner that lives by a shallow stream?
fisherman who breeds fish, of course
A wizard.
A cheating hacker ruining the game for everyone else!
I just lost…
Yeah, but that three-day respawn timer…
What do you call a man who SUPPOSEDLY tured water into wine, walked on water, and multiplied fish? ah, and also flew for the grand finale.
Oh, and yes, it’s Criss Angel.
What do you call a man who SUPPOSEDLY tured water into wine, walked on water, and multiplied fish? ah, and also flew for the grand finale.
Magic: /n/ Any art that invokes supernatural powers.
Magician/Wizard = Practitioner of Magic.
God = Supernatural Powers
Therefore:
God = Practitioner of Magic
God = Wizard.
Christians therefore believe that God is a wizard. As are saints. Yet do we hear cries of “Burn the Saint?” Nope.
You just got Logic’d.
Logic is subjective. To alter your post so it would fit what a religious person would say: God does not have supernatural powers. God is omnipotent, thus supernatural and natural are not a factor. He is and all and his powers are not limited to such a narrow margin. Thus god is not a practitioner of magic by your logic, thus he is not a wizard. At the very least he ‘is’ supernatural rather than a practitioner so he wouldn’t be a wizard, he would simply be magic itself. Logic is as much use in this argument as statistical information is lol. You are a noob.
Logic is not subjective. What may be subjective are the premises of your argument.
The guy that you’re arguing with is named Lovetospooge stop feeding the trolls.
He even has a picture of a Troll for his avatar…
If god is omnipotent, explain suffering
Being omnipotent does not mean benevolent.
so the xtian god is now not benevolent?
If God is omnipotent it means He can do anything, right?
Can god create a rock so heavy He can’t lift?
If he can that means He isn’t omnipotent because there is a thing He can’t do: lift a rock
If he can lift any rock it means He can’t create a rock so heavy He can’t lift therefore He is not omnipotent.
This is TRUE LOGIC.
WIN!
What if he manages it on the second try?
I like you
TRUE PHILOSOPHY
What if he uses magnets to lift the rock?
Try this one on:
God gave man free will.
God is omniscient. He knows all that has been, is, and will be.
If God knows what we will do, then our paths are pre-destined, or his knowledge would be flawed. Since he is perfect, he can not have ANY flaws, so we can not have free will.
So which is it? Is God an imperfect being who allows us free will but does not know everything? Or is he a perfect being who has lied to mankind for thousands of years? One of these MUST be true. Either way, God can not exist as Christians believe.
Just because he knows what we will do, doesn’t mean we don’t have free will, because we don’t know the future
Oh, He can create a rock that he can’t lift, alright. But He would be able to lift it. This would cause a giant rift in the space-time continum, with such a large paradox, sucking everything outside of Heaven inside. Which is why God doen’t DO that.
Can you explain all acts of god? if not then those acts may be called a supernatural act and so then god preforms supernatural acts making him a wizard. If you dont accept that than as you said god is supernatural which means he isnt real but god is the act of a wizard. And Logic isnt subjective.
Even if it were naturally occurring or the existence/nonexistence of God could be verified, Nietzsche could still suck it.
Right. One of the greatest philosophers of western thought, and he can “suck it”. I have read a fair amount of his works, and the snide dismissal of a tame house animal would not impress him.
You callin’ me a furry, bro?
Guess who else read a lot of Nietzsche? I’ll give you a clue – he had a moustache like a toothbrush and he gets angry at lots of things on YouTube. Nietzsche is for adolescents and egomaniacs.
Also – God is a tame house animal?
This guy just TL:DR’ed Nietzsche
I just figured I’d go straight to Zarathustra instead. By the way, your colon should be a semicolon.
Nietzsche… wtf ? Oo
Lake Louise is in Banff, Alberta
and is 100% natural and AMAZING
Lake Louise is in Banff National Park (got Canada right at least).
And it’s not man-made.
Which IS IN Alberta dumbass,and here we just call it Banff.
Oh and it is a glacial lake that was there long before man, but good try.
Thank you! *twitch* Lake Louise is not mad made. *twitch* But this headache sure is! *TWITCH*
Actually the lake is man made… any idiot could google it. I live here. LMAO.
Not man made : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Louise_(Alberta)
Perhaps there was confusion with this one : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Louise_State_Park
And it clearly happened by chance.
Jeux, set, match.
this is not lake lousie
Fail. Yes it is.
I stand corrected.
I’m not even sure this is a picture of Lake Louise. At least I’ve never seen this angle if it is. But fail caption is fail.
This is not Lake louise, it is Moraine lake.
That is Lake Moraine !!!!
.
This is a full stop.
They are quite useful.
this is Moraine Lake, in canada, and it’s filled with glacier water nice try though
Oh snap!
Actually Lake Louise is a lake made by glaciers at the end of the last ice age.
So mankind will be in effect making lakes like this once the “Day After Tomorrow” glacial event recedes. Cool!
Win. And humanity fail.
Photo is Moraine Lake, Banff National Park. And it’s not man-made.
1: that isn’t lake louise
2: even if it was, lake louise isn’t man made….
Actually, that’s Moraine Lake. It’s near Lake Louise, but is most definitely not man-made.
What do you mean wizards didn’t make the earth?!! You have taken away my faith in Gandalf. I hate you.
People made this one. Wizards finished the rest of the earth.
I thought Slartibartfast did.
I thought he just designed it rather than made it and then got all the people to make it
What do you mean? In Lord of the Rings Book Four: Unknown Title (Tolkein only produced one copy and didn’t write down the name before his death) it clearly states that Gandalf made Middle Earth, then sent the humans off to Europe in this one, which is why they got an unfair head start on the rest of the world. XD JK
Yeah, that’s not Lake Louise, it’s Moraine Lake.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1257&bih=616&q=moraine+lake&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=
What? WITCHES! Bring me my weighing duck!
So if it weighs as much as a duck, it’s a witch!
exactly
What floats in man-made lakes?
man made ducks
How about man wood?
How about Man-bear-pig?
half man half bear-pig
it’s “half man half bear half pig”. Go watch the episode again, you clearly missed this joke.
This^
but if it’s 3 parts, how are they halves?
that’s kinda the point. (fool):)
Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead! Lead!
ergo, all ducks are witches!
OF course they are! They can float on water!!
She turned me into a newt… well i got betta…
I made that b*tch a lake, b*tches loove lakes.
It’s Moraine Lake in Banff National Park. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moraine_Lake
Haha, this ain’t lake Louise, its Moraine Lake; a few miles away from Lake Louise
It’s not Lake Louise, it’s Moraine Lake.
It’s not man-made (and neither is Lake Louise), it was discovered in 1899 by Walter Wilcox.
It’s not in Jasper National Park, it’s in Banff National Park.
Congratulations – you’ve managed to cram three major errors into a single nine-word sentence.
Oh and just to make thinks clear. Christians think that the wizard did it by chance in six days. Atheists know it has been a long process that took millions of years.
things*, damn it!
A day on Jupiter lasts nine hours. A day on Venus lasts 225 Earth days. A “day” is relative, and both sides of that argument are wrong by assuming a “day” means 24 hours.
~SoCo
Besides, the original Hebrew word translates as “age”, not day.
4000 years worth of mistranslations = viable worldview!
Nobody cares. The bible is a set of various (mostly) fictional writings made by men. It dosen’t have to and dosen’t make sense.
… and this has absolutely nothing to do with the argument whatsoever
No one (that I see, anyway) ever considers that the whole seven day thing in the Bible could be metaphorical. The Bible was written by humans, not handed down from the sky by God. People tend to use metaphors to explain things in writing, don’t we? Why couldn’t the same thing have happened with the Bible?
I quite a
Exactly. Even in that case, it could get God’s days. Who knows how long they are. A day in the span of time? A day is a million years? Who knows.
Don’t get me wrong, I do believe in God; but I believe in science, too.
So… god made atoms, that make up the universe…?
You’re an idiot.
I reserve my right to believe in whatever I want. Of course, you also have the right to think I’m an idiot. *bows and exits*
So God is responsible for evolution and Big Bang?
Seems like a nifty God-of-the-gaps you have there.
What parts of god and science do you believe in because they contradict each other at some point :S
And maybe your God is metaphorical, too, as well as every other thing mentioned in both Testaments, including Paradise, Jesus and so on.
This.
Possible, I suppose. Why not? Except Jesus was, you know, a living breathing person. Whether or not he was Son of God, though . . .
There is no archaeological evidence of this person. All the tombs throughout history to have been claimed to be his have been debunked.
Lol, obviously. Did you not even hear of the story of Jesus before this point? The story of how Easter originated? According to the Bible, he rose from the dead, and ascended into heaven, being one of the 2-3 people in all time to go to heaven without dying (although technically I suppose it would be without being dead at the time in his case, seeing as he was crucified) We have actuall texts from people who did NOT believe he was the Son of God, we know he existed, was crucified, buried, and three days later his body disappeard, and his 11 followers swore on pain of death (literally, they were being threatened with it by people with drawn swords) that he rose from the dead. So either A. Jesus actually rose from the dead or B. All 11 disciples all had the EXACT same hallucination at the EXACT same time, despite hallucinations being specific to each person from everything we know, making this the greatest medical mystery of all time. If they were lying, they would have been broken and said that they stole Jesus’ body, so they at least thought that they were telling the truth about him rising and an angel telling them about it.
oh. so the bible is metaphorical. except when it is literal, which is of course when ever it is convenient to the xtian making the point. Besides, if the god is all powerful, why would he put our souls in the hands of other people, who clearly misuse the power and change the words to suit their own goals. Yeah. That’s a winner god if I ever saw one.
Because most people who are religious are so because they need someone else to tell them what to do, how to think, and that everything will be OK if they just put the checks in the boxes. These are the kind of people that don’t like metaphorical thinking because it scares them. If every word in the Bible is not 100% fact and perfectly translated, then how will they know that they’re being a good person and that everything will be better in the afterlife? As is obvious to any student of human nature, people are at their least rational when they’re scared, and scared people invented religion.
*clicks invisible “like” button*
I believe it would be fair to assume, in a universe with an all-powerful and ALL-KNOWING creator God, that he would use the term “day” in the same way we would use it in relation to ourselves if he were, in fact, writing the book for us. What purpose would there be for using the word “day” in a book meant for humans on Earth if that “day” was not 24 hours long? There’s no point to defining the length of time it took God to perform each task if the meaning of the word “day” can mean any length of time other than a 24-hour period.
Do you think the Bible was written in English?
Dan is so right. Wichart, your argument is splendid, but unfortunately it is invalidated by the fact that the Bible as you know it is merely a translation of Greek, or even Hebrew, Aramaic or Syriac. The “word of god” is the “word of various translators”.
It says “day” in Hebrew. It does not mean any other thing. The Bible is just a book of mythology.
The bible was selectively compiled and translated most recently from hundreds of bits by a catholic church that thought that the sun orbited the earth.
Also, there’s a Nascar edition of the bible; we should just disregard the whole thing.
And a lolcat edition.
Yeah… and you know what. They were smarter than us. They thought that because that’s exactly what it looked like. They used logic. It would have seemed incredibly stupid to even suggest the possibility that we orbit the sun, but since we got the actual tools to tell, it bcame known. Also, they were WAY smarter than us. At least THEY knew that putting coal covered with crushed peanuts inside a plastic box for half an hour won’t make diamonds. Also, they knew not to f*** with fire, and they didn’t HOLD THEIR RANGED WEAPONS FREAKING SIDEWAYS, COMPLETELY IGNORING PERFECTLY GOOD SIGHTS THAT ALLOW YOU TO ACTUALLY HIT A TARGET. Not to mention the fact these “idiot religious people” have invented some of your favorite things. For instance, beer and wine. Sliced bread (You know you take it for granted, but imagine what they did, since they couldn’t make it that way at first). Heck, these people single-handedly did awesome stuff, and used logic. And be honest, if you hadn’t gone to school or been told by someone, you’d think that the Sun orbited the Earth, with the moon inside of that orbit, and all the other planets in other orbits. We couldn’t tell otherwise until the moons of Jupiter were observed, and they cannot be seen with the naked eye, so they had to wait a few hundred years for the invention of the telescope. Also, they weren’t fat and lazy.
and this to:
6 hours in the Sun=6 hours and 1 second on Earth
gravity slows time (and speed to)
Don’t forget that God could’ve decided that maybe it was a bit complicated to explain to a race that had just come to terms with its existance. Or it might be a metaphor. That part of Genesis is hard to interpret.
I agree with SoCo_Fox. You can’t say what a day is. A day in the life of God could be the equivelent of 100 billion years. Think about it – the way Creation happened in the Bible is accurate in the order. Nothing, Everything, day and night, water and land, sea creatures, plants and land creatures, man, then He rested. Don’t try and take everything at face value.
WTF! Your logic and reasoning is f-cking scary. Look up Occam’s razor you nut jobs.
So if a “God day” would be about 100 billion earth years long and God rested for a day after he created mankind, He’s not with us right now, right? That would explain why prayers don’t work…
Ha. Clever.
Awesome. xD
Or, if god is a hyperdimensional being (sciency explanation here), time might flow differently then we percieve it, which would explain why there are the Holy Trinity of God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) while at the same time they are one, and how God had a conversation with Himself in Genesis. The length of a “God day” might change depending on how He feels that day. And yet, it may still match up with our time, and speed up, and go backwards, allowing God to meet up with Himself. If God is more than one dimension ahead of us, time may possibly even go sideways, however that would work. And hyperdimensional stuff is actually scientific, so if God exists, He is a hyperdimensional being, probably at least of 5 dimensions, with angels and demons ending up one below Him, at least 4.
Which parts of the Bible are we supposed to take at face value then? If we are supposed to disregard some of the things in there that are stated as ‘fact’ because they are actually metaphors (a convenient line peddled by religion-defenders everywhere whenever something in their holy book makes no sense) how do we know which parts to take seriously? Perhaps the whole thing is a metaphor, or shock horror, just a story.
We’re supposed to interpret the book to suit the needs of those in power, as was always done in the past to justify torturing and burning people, starting wars, perpetuate massive genocides in the Americas, discriminate against blacks, woman, homosexuals, etc.
Everything except the beginning of Genesis, with a couple exceptions. For instance, the “tree of evil” was probably a metaphor relating to a sin. These parts of the Bible should usually be clear, and most of the Bible is straight-up, and meant to be taken at face value. However, you must take into consideration that meanings of words change, so even the best modern translation may yield something different in a few cases then it did when the book was written, such as the “days” which was written as “ages,” and a mention of people putting offerings in “pots and vats,” which still confuses translators, probably because the meaning has changed. Why do you think the scientific names for animals are in Latin, a dead language? Nothing changes in a language no one speaks.
Yeah. And atheists are all 6 billion years old.
honest religious question here. . . if a ‘day’ is measured by the rotation of the earth (rising of the sun ect) then how did god make everything in 6 days. if the earth wasnt around how did you measure a day? christianity makes my head hurt. . .thats y im wiccan. if we dont understand somthing we just say hmm ill figure it out.
Work of fiction explaining the norms and pseudo-history of a culture, written thousands of years ago for a tiny minority of humans who lived thousands of years ago, translated and modified multiple times since then. Dosen’t have to make sense.
Checkmate.
It’s Morraine Lake (http://www.paradiselodge.com/galhirez/pages/Moraine%20Lake%20TB_jpg.htm), not Lake Louise. Lake Louise isn’t in Jasper, and it’s not manmade.
Is this a Troll Quote?
*inb4 religion debate
Not by a long shot.
Er, that’s the glacially-formed Moraine Lake, near the glacially-formed Lake Louise.
Yeeeeah. Man made. Sure.
Lake Louise is neither in Jasper nor man made
That’s fair, religion too dosen’t make any sense.
Hello….Bob Ross created it!
You sir, just won. And the happy little trees too. lol
He painted it with a toothbrush, 4 strokes and the color yellow.
Sorry to dissapoint you all… but that is Moraine lake and the mountains behind are the 10 peaks… in Banff national park
This is an epic Fail, Lake Louise is located in Banff, not Jasper and is a glacier lake and not man made. The man made lake louise is located in Minnesota.
Neither Atheists or Christians believe in magic…stupid captions.
you win like a boss
^this
Completely agree. A wizard? It’s so ignorant it isn’t even funny.
Um, a dude being dead for three days and waking up isn’t magic?
In CoD, that’s a temporary suspension.
XD
Triple Fail
1. That is not Lake Louise (might be Moriane Lake)
2. Lake Louise is not man-mad
3. Lake Louise is in Banff National Park, not Jasper
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Arthur C Clarke.
The whole planet was made by an alien Engineering post-grad as part of his dissertation project. To us stupid humans it appears that some kind of magical, omniscient super-being must have made it… or we’re so cynical we refuse to accept the possibility that aliens exist who have the kind of technology we’ll probably have ourselves in a few thousand years. Either way, a bunch of alien geeks are using our planet as a prop for their role-playing games as we speak. If you listen carefully you can hear the rolling of giant D20s and D4s in the background.
:p
I like the theories of the whole Stargate saga stuffs.
Those ”god(s) didn’t, the aliens did it” fantasies are not very interesting, as we’re bound to ask ”but who made the aliens”?
i dont know why but you just reminded me of scientology
I think Slartibartfast should get the credit for the design.
Only for the fjords.
My parrot’s been pining for the fjords.
No, Slartibartfast created Norway, this is Kanuckistan. But +1 for the effort on the HHGTTG reference
Sooooo.. who put the *aliens* there? How many layers we want to take this back?
To be able to *PROVE* God’s existence would be to remove the “faith” leg we Christians stand on. If you have made your final decision either way, no amount of arguing from the other side will make you change your mind.
But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.
good, now go make me a sammich.
Well said.
Stupid Christians
there are 1 million theories for the universe creation and, from all of them, you had to choose the most anedotic
Here’s one theory: Paralel dimensions
When 2 paralel dimensions touch each other a big bang is formed.
Be guided by 2k year old (outdated) books is just stupid.
When Leonardo DaVinci was born academics were studying ancient greek philosophers teachings (if you trhrew an object it would stop because it would get tired, and stuff like that). 2k year old teachings by the way
You belong to the past, you have no place in the future.
The bible wasn’t created around the time of Jesus. It is CLAIMED to. It was really made around the 1200′s by some people looking to make a buck of the population’s curiosity and gullibility.
You know, just because there are 1 million therioes doesn’t mean ANY of them are true. You’re just saying you’re idiots, because if we’re wrong, it’s only about one thing. No matter what, though, you guys are wrong about at least 999,999 things. So yeah. And there are scientific explanations for God, as hyperdimensional beings are something scientists seriously discuss. Ironically, many of these firmly believe that there is no God, while their description of the control a hyperdimensional being would have in a three dimensional world matches almost exactly what God can do. Imagine you come across a 2-dimensional world, and there is a safe:
[---------]
[GGGG]
[---------]
G=Gold
You would be able to take the gold and remove it from the 2-dimensional world without ever opening or closing the safe. Also, imagine you dropped a sphere on this 2-Dimensional world. What would happen? To the people of the 2-D world, an extremely large amount of mass would suddenly appear in the shape of a sphere. Perhaps God intentionally dropped the hyperdimensional equivalent. Also, in the Bible, Abraham (or someone, I think it was Abraham) asks to see God’s face, and God compromises and shows him His back, saying that the sight of His face in its glory would drive Abraham mad, which makes since if you think of God as a hyperdimensional being, since our brains think 3-dimensionally and lower, if we wish, but we cannot comprehend anything higher, and, in the same way a 2-Dimensional man would be driven insane by the sight of one of our faces, and all of the depth and dimension, so would we too be driven insane by the sight of God’s face, unless we were in Heaven, in which case we too would be hyperdimensional. Also, bear in mind that the inherent personality a person has and their “soul” has proven independent of the body’s need, else near-death experiences would not happen, for as soon as the heart died, the person would be beyond revival, and no one really understands what this “soul” truly is, or what happens to it after death. If God truly made us in his image, it could be the hyperdimensional part of us, if we have one.
You don’t serve your top wizard, you serve someone else who uses fairy tales to control you. By the bible’s standarts you’re going to Hell anyway as I’d bet my life you often wear clothes made of two different fabrics. Just check your own book, in the same chapter used as an excuse to foster hate and discrimination against male homosexuals.
+100000000 internets for you!
i support this quote, geeks shall inheret the earth!!!! litterally.
Epic win.
1 – Thats not Lake Louise (but it is a lake in the Canadian Rockies, the name escapes me)
2- Lake Louise is not man made
3 – Lake Louise is not in Jasper, it is in Banff National Park.
Men flew into space. There was no heaven. Miners dug into the Earth and no Hell. But i’m sure it exists. You just can’t see it, or prove it or explain it with any kind of logic. And you can completely discredit it with the use of things like carbon dating. But hey it’s pretty so it was the work of a sky wizard.
I find it hilarious that you list Carbon Dating as the ONLY thing science has going for it.
He did say “…things LIKE carbon dating….” Just because that’s the only thing he mentioned doesn’t mean it’s the only thing science has going for it. There’s plenty of other things like, say, the laws of physics, which have been proven by measuring temperature, pressure, mass, volume, etc., all of which we have instruments for, and all of which produces accurate and reliable data. Science has a lot going for it.
I’m sure that Hell exists, too. Anyone who has to punch a clock that they don’t like is a believer in, if not Hell, then Purgatory.
The clock had it coming!
Don’t forget thousands of other cultures have an equaly valid fairy tale explaining the world. Yet some bigoted people think one is true and everyone else goes to Hell.
Lake Louise in Alaska was made made, but not the one in Banff.
This is actually Moraine Lake in Banff National Park…FAIL.
Umm, that isn’t lake louise, nor is lake louise man made. None of the lakes in Canada’s national parks are man made. Fail.
Y’know, I’m a Christian, and I understand that the world as we know it took many millions of years to form… I have an uncle who’s a Biblical literalist, but I’m capable of understanding the concept of “allegory.”
I saw a bumper sticker recently that said “Science is my religion,” to which I say this: Science is my science, and religion is my religion; since the two don’t even address similar questions, I don’t understand why zealots have manufactured a conflict between the two.
And this goes for Atheism as well as any other religion. Don’t try to pretend that Atheism is based any more on reason than Christianity, Zoroastrianism, or the Dionysian Mystery Cults.
“Don’t try to pretend that Atheism is based any more on reason ”
Challenge Accepted.
My Atheism is based upon the many massive logical inconsistencies in every presented definition of “God.” Specifically, the argument that we have to accept that God is all-powerful, all-knowing, AND super-benevolent, and yet horrible things exist and happen to nice, decent, innocent people.
A benevolent god-being cannot reasonably and logically exist in a universe which also has natural fatal birth defects.
Reason FTW.
what this guy/woman/ladyboy/twillightfan/whatever above me said! (just trying to get every possible gender in my comment to make sure that I dont offend anyone)
So you are an Athiest because of logical flaws in the existence of God. Since when has God been subject to human logic? Who are you to say your own knowledge is greater than that of God’s? You have missed the whole point of faith, my friend.
Who are we to determine God’s reasons for doing what He does? Perhaps disasters and birth defects are a way of us learning (through His rules of Science) how to deal with such things. If Humans always had an abundance of tasty worms in the ground, and we never wanted for anything, would we have progressed? No.
Your logic is flawed. If you personally don’t understand it, it can’t possibly exist.
Right, quantum physics, dark matter, quarks, or even calculus don’t exist. I don’t understand those.
Hey, I don’t understand the Republican Party, but somehow, they continue to exist too.
God. Epic Win.
That’s just the easy way out. Like saying god created fossils and put them on the earth to test your faith. Nigga please.
Want more logical arguments?
So god is omnipotent. He can create a rock so big that even him can’t lift. But if he does that, he isn’t omnipotent anymore because he can’t lift it.
God is also omniscient. That means he knows EVERYTHING. Past, present, future. If he knows that, he knows how you will act, which means everything is determined. If everything is determined, you can’t be held responsible for your actions because they are out of your control! So why does he judge you when you die? It was him who made you do all those bad things because he predicted those.
Enough logic for you?
Predetermined means he picked our paths for us, when that is not the case. We pick our paths, but he knows what we’re going to pick. Kind of like asking a three year old if he’d rather watch Spongebob or Criminal Minds. It’s obvious the child will pick Spongebob to the point where you can predict it, but the choice is still there for the child to decide.
You people are arguing about the fashion of the Emperor’s clothes, but the fact remains that he isn’t wearing any. God doesn’t exist, despite all the wishful thinking in the world. You can’t rationalize something into existence.
And you sir just made the point that makes most Christians go “nanananananana I’m not listening! God id real and your going to hell!!!!” I can’t count the times someone has told me that or something similar.
I guess what Im saying is +69 internets for you
Even with your logic, god still knows everything that is going to happen. Therefore, he knows if someone is going to do the right things to get into heaven and hell. If this is true, then why bother with earth? Why not go straight to heaven or hell? Cause by this logic our existence on earth is irrelevant since, by christian belief, we are on earth to proof we should go to heaven, but god already knows this
But that’s exactly my point! The huge flaw in the “system” of christianity! There is no point, if he exists, he knows. If he knows, he can’t judge you, or he is just a kid with an ant farm and a magnifying glass.
If God knew what Hittler would do why did He allowed his birth?
Why does God need we prove Him anything?
doesn’t he already know?
By the way, care to explain: “So god is omnipotent. He can create a rock so big that even him can’t lift. But if he does that, he isn’t omnipotent anymore because he can’t lift it.” Gilmour post
Duh, the Christian God knew about it, and aprouved. (Don’t bother arguing, it was just another genocide and dirty war ”supported by God” deal with the history of your religion and quit the denial BS.)
An even better question:
“What does God need with a starship?”
-James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek V
(Yes my fellow Trekkies, I KNOW we don’t discuss that movie…)
Tim
You have absolutely no idea what christians believe.
Where does it say were on earth to proove we should go to heaven????
Your on earth to worship God through christ.. its your choice wether or not you do it. Your not prooving anything. Theirs nothing you can do to go to heaven it has already been done for you
If you can predict, there is no choice. Either you predict and you KNOW or you GUESS. And guessing is not what your god does, your god knows what will happen, he knows everything. Not that hard to understand. Imagine you knew everything about quantum physics, math and everything about one person. There would a time in which you could predict everything he did based on everything that happened to him. God is exactly the same but in a larger scale. If you know all the variables, you know what the result is. It is all an equation.
A variable is something that varies. If you can predict with 100% accuracy, you have hard values. Thus no variables.
I’m staying out of this argument, since I don’t care about either side of the fence, but how is it that someone can claim GOD has certain traits, and then use those traits to try to prove he doesn’t exist?
If your claim is that he isn’t real, then how is it that you can guess what traits he may have?
Don’t confuse whether god exists, to whether man’s image of god can exist. If god did exist, humanity would have no freaking idea what his traits are or what he is.
I assumed those were his traits because that is common sense. Isn’t that what a god is? Someone who sees, knows and does everything? An almighty being that rules us all in misterious ways?
I just used logic to show how ridiculous the assumption of his existince is.
Ever heard of hypothetical situations?
But isn’t religion based on the fact that some people claim to know what they’re “God” is like and his judgements?
Ah, this is why I like agnostic people. No bias, just actual logic. Here’s what, I admit, 70% of Christains do when confronted with a determined athesist’s arguements: “lalalalala la, I’m not listening, God’s not real!”
However, it also works the OTHER way, meaning that 70% of atheists do the EXACT SAME THING. Which means that you agnostics will probably take over the world someday while we’re busy fighting. +20 internets to you, my friend.
Gilmour you are educated in philosophy!
+10 internets and a lolcat in your honor.
Well thank you kind sir.
One thing I find really funny about screaming atheists is that they just can’t let it go. So far nobody on the side of religion has said that god definitely exists and that is a common factor to these debates (common not absolute). Yet atheists insist upon saying god doesn’t exist. It’s not about his existence, its about faith. If someone tries to convince you of the absolute existence of god then go right ahead and argue, but if someone says they believe in god then just let them. They aren’t hurting you by believing as they do. Simply let it go.
I’m not screaming, not trying to make you believe anything. All I’m doing is presenting arguments. You find them convincing? Allright! You don’t? Couldn’t care less.
I’m bored and I got nothing else to do right now since I’m on vacations. Anyway, it’s the internet, who cares?
and i qoute:” God’s a kid with an ant farm, lady. He’s not planning anything.”
oops… quote. sry
And I quote “If you think of the specificity of religion, God is a 12 boy with Aspergers” ~Eugene Mirman
he gave us ‘free will,’ where we can do things for ourselves.
Let me guess, you never had philosophy and/or never heard that free will is the exact opposit of determinism. If he knows, it is determined. If it is determined, there is no free will. That is an argument made by someone who didn’t think it through mate.
Nah, I think that, while that’s logical, and you have a point, the earlier example is better. If you ask a 3 year old kid whether they want to watch Law and Order or Spongebob, you know they will choose Spongebob. But are you making them choose Spongebob? No, you just know what they’re going to do. They still have the choice to say Law and Order, but they choose not to.
either way god is a douche
Yeah, I agree with the writer Kingsley Amis on this one. Someone asked him once if he was an atheist, and he said, “It’s more that I hate Him.”
“Who are we to determine God’s reasons for doing what He does?”
We’re his victims.
Faith is the opposite of reason, not its complement.
“If Humans always had an abundance of tasty worms in the ground, and we never wanted for anything, would we have progressed? No.”
Ah, but that’s what Eden WAS, and that’s the way you God-believers say God WANTED it.
So thanks, because now that you’ve made that argument, you are forced to argue that God WANTED the Fall of Man and the expulsion from Eden to happen, LIED to us about it, and He essentially set Adam and Eve up to fail, and condemned all the rest of us to pain and suffering. And is STILL lying to us about it.
That’s one MESSED UP deity you’re arguing in favor of.
Turtle. Epic Fail.
God. Even Worse than Turtle.
Flawless victory.
VERY nice. Very.
Is it me, or is it getting hot under this magnifying glass?
So what you’re saying is that humans can be more logical than God? So God’s creations can be more logical than him… hmmm… well so much for the ‘all powerful’ creator.
….awesome. yeah, um, god wins because, um, his rules are different. Ok, so god doesn’t have to make sense. And it is not a flaw in logic to discount something that doesn’t fit any of our known laws. Belief in that thing requires some kind of proof. Tangible proof. To believe in it otherwise is wishful thinking.
So… what you’re saying is that it was completely true that the sun orbits the earth until we discovered otherwise? After all, it fit all known laws, and since what we currently know fits none of the known laws they had. God actually fits many known laws, the ones referring to the possibility of hyperdimensional beings’ existance and what effect they could exhibit on our world. The atheist scientists who came up with these laws ironically came up with proof that God exists, yet refuse to admit it. Also, you sir, are most likely a hypocrite, because you most likely believe in gravity, which has actually been disproven. The only reason gravity is still taught, instead of the proven theory, relativity, is because it usually presents similar, if not identical results, and is easier. So take the easy way out. Don’t make your head hurt. It makes me laugh that I am argueing with you, as the only reason I do so is that you all obviously come from some oppresive country where worship in God is forbidden, as you have no respect for freedom of religeon. I would not argue with you otherwise, I would live and let live. May I remind you that this all started because of some person screaming on this forum: Meh! God isn’t real! You’re all idiots! Meh!
Meaning that you simply do not want to allow our religeon, as opposed to simple disagreement. I could have left you with you illogical arguements in peace, but as you decided to attack my faith directly, I have been forced to tell you the facts. Ignorance is bliss, Flavor: There are scientific theories made by atheists and agnostics about hyperdimensional beings that nearly perfectly match the description of God. And you can do nothing about this other than scream at your computer and deny it, so that you can sleep through the night without feeling afraid of something you don’t understand.
Seconded. Reason FTW. +1 internets for you!
you think atheism is a religion?
Atheism is a religion just like dead is a lifestyle, the very definition of atheism is the lack of a god and therefore a religion, you think science and religion can co-exist because you obviusly have n idea what science is
I believe his point is that athiest are as dogmatic as any religious zealot. I point I believe you just illustrated.
No, we are not dogmatic. If I am proven wrong, I have no problem in admitting it. That’s what rationality is all about..
The only common attribute to atheists is that they don’t believe in a god. To be dogmatic, there must be a dogma – a set of common principles. Note the plural.
You may as well argue that people who like sunsets are dogmatic.
example:
Religion states: Earth is flat
Some guy: “No it isn’t. I have proof it’s round.”
Religion reaction: Burn the man alive and keeps saying the Earth is flat.
Science states: The Earth is flat
Some guy: “No it isn’t. I have proof it’s round.”
Science reaction: “let me see that” *takes a look* “Awesome you’ve made a major breakthrough” The man gets proper recognition and his name will forever be remembered.
Some years later:
Someone states: “The Earth is not perfectly round I have proof”
Science reaction: “let me see that” *takes a look* “Awesome you’ve made a major breakthrough” The man gets proper recognition and his name will forever be remembered.
Religion=Dogmatism
Science=Scepticism (untill someone shows evidence)
So every religion must have a deity?
What about Buddhism? Shintoism? There are others… Numerous others.
No gods, so they don’t qualify as a religion?
No, that’s you. Science has actually theorized the existance of hyperdimensional being(s)that very closely match the description of God. And science has nothing to do with religeon, atheism is a religeon. It is the BELIEF that there is no god. After all, Buddhism isn’t a religeon, and they do not worship any particular God, at least not as required by their religeon. The true lack of religeon is being agnostic, meaning you either don’t know or don’t care.
“I don’t understand why zealots have manufactured a conflict between the two.”
I am an atheist because it’s the only logical choice. I wouldn’t consider myself a zealot, but sometimes a zealous response against religion is necessary.
For instance, I fully support your right to believe in any religion you choose. I will help you in any way that I can to be free to worship any god you want. However. when you try to include your religion in my government you will see how vehemently I oppose you.
If you want to believe that god can save you from your cancer and withhold modern medical treatment in favor of prayer, go right ahead. That said, if you choose that route for your child and that child dies, I fully support your prosecution on charges of negligent homicide. When you demand that the morals laid out in your religion be the basis for my wife’s medical decisions, I will fight you every step of the way.
You might feel that homosexuality is a sin because the tenets of your religion say that it is. That’s your right and I wouldn’t dare tell you what to think. When you deny my brother the right to marry his boyfriend and enjoy the same spousal privileges that my wife and I share, though, we’ve got a major problem.
By all means, teach your children what you believe and how you perceive god. You should also let them know that others don’t believe the same things and that’s okay; you don’t have to, but you should. When your religious leaders indoctrinate young children by scaring them into belief with threats of eternal pain while at the same time engaging in inhuman behavior with those children, your church should be torn down.
Most religions have extremists that are guilty of some or all of the above. Atheists are guilty of none of it (Caveat: I’m sure there have been atheist child predators, but the hypocrisy factor isn’t as overt). The conflict isn’t manufactured. It’s a long-delayed response from those of us who are tired of religion intruding into our lives on a daily basis.
TinCanOnAString
I have a couple of questions about your statement.
1. Im not sure what country your from, but I am American and christianity has always been apart of our country. Why does it say ” In God we trust” on the dollar bill? why are the ten commandmets prescribed into numerous places of our federal governent to include the supreme court? Christianity and God were always included in our creation of our country!!
2. I always have a hard time understanding if their is no god then what determines morals? what seperates right from wrong?
3. If a man can marry a man then where does it stop.. can a man marry a dog? or women marry a horse? I know this sounds crazy but I a a christian I do not believe in gay marriage but I also agree it shouldnt be decided at the Federal level. You say people have the right to be gay and marry and I somewhat agree but as a christian dont I have the right to organize with other christians and live in a county/town/city/or even state that doesnt have gay marriage. I sorry but I dont want gays marrying in my town and I have the right to fight for the not to be able to
You’re mixing up Atheism and Agnosticism (Gnostic atheism). I’m an atheist, because I do not believe absolutely in the existence of a God. At the same time, I do not disbelieve absolutely in the existence of God. I have never been offered proof that God either exists or does not exist, therefore I accept the fact that God may exist. He/she/it/they may also not exist. Therefore I disagree with you that Atheism is not based on reason. It is based on much more reason than either Agnosticism or Religion because it accepts that as-yet unproven facts are possible, if not certain.
Agnosticism on the other hand, is a faith, in that its adherents believe absolutely in the non-existence of a god of any kind. They have no proof for this, exactly in the same way as Religious people have no proof that God exists.
Basically, I’m open minded. I’m not ‘correct’ about Religious ideas, because I choose to have no opinion on them.
That is a very reasonable standpoint, however the “God is just an imaginary wizard” ilk aren’t so reasonable. Just as there are reasonable atheists like you who don’t try to be a douche to the religious, there are reasonable religious people who don’t want to slam their version of religion down your throat.
Sadly for every person like you and me, there are 10 Westborough retards and “Spaghetti Monster lololooloololol” a-holes.
As for the God vs. no God argument, we’ll all find out one day.
So why stress?
You assume we’ll find out. But assuming there is no afterlife, and when you’re dead it’s finito la musica, there’ll be no consciousness to “find out” anything.
Assuming there is an afterlife, the form it could take is pretty much infinite. Maybe you don’t get to meet or see god. Maybe you hang out with Marlon Brando forever. Maybe you reincarnate as a hamster. Maybe you become a god yourself. Maybe you become Gilbert Gottfried. Maybe you never find out the mysteries.
But “so why stress”, that’s something I can get behind.
Not to mention everyone gets a share of something (by Christianity at least). Christians go to heaven, Atheists inherit the earth, and Agnostics go to hell (where there is no god lol) so everyone is happy.
according to christianity Atheist would go to Hell also
I believe you’re mixing up atheism and agnosticism. Atheism is the belief that there are no deities, and agnosticism is the skepticism of religion. At least, according to Wikipedia. Also I believe myself to be an atheist, in the sense that I discard any beliefs of any deity, and find myself to be siding with science. Though I do allow other people to have their own beliefs, and don’t argue about it, as long as they don’t provoke it by stuffing their beliefs down my throat.
Great point, but there must be a typo. Switch the words Atheism and Agnostic and you have the correct definitions. So, by your description, you’re agnostic.
Whoever made this just won my Internets.
I love how people got troled by this… HAHAHAHAHAHA
1. This is Moraine Lake, which is near Lake Louise.
2. Neither lake is man-made.
FAIL, Moraine Lake in Lake Louise, Banff national Park. dumbasse
All I know is that if Heaven is full of brain-dead Christians singing praises to their god and strumming harps and there isn’t any music harder than Chistian Rock, I don’t wanna go there. It’d be HELL!
Making Christians look like idiots is having the opposite effect, my idiotic friend, this is what is wrong with our world, NO RELIGOUS-TOLERANCE, gtfo
He just told his opinion on a fairy tale, it’s perfectly fine.
*Refer to comment above yours*
Fairy tales are actually stories, meaning that the people who tell them, and the people who they are told to, do not believe they are true, but use them as an entertainment source. Therefore, the fact that there are Christains makes Christianity NOT a fairy tale.
I might be atheist, but im starting to regret saying that because of all of the atheist that scream and shout about it =(
this demotivational poster is hilarious though XD
Hah. Imagine how you’d feel if you believed EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION.
AND 24 DIVIDED BY 4 EQUALS 6, MINUS 4 IS 2, TIMES 4 IS 8, PLUS 4 IS 12, DIVIDED BY 4 IS 3, PLUS 4 IS 7, TIMES 4 IS 28, ADD 2+8 AND YOU GET 10, MINUS 4 IS 6, TIMES 4 IS…………ZOMFGGGG!!!!1!!!!! It all makes sense.
Geography FAIL!
This is Moraine Lake, it’s naturally glacier fed and in Banff National Park.
A wild Butthurt Christian appeared!
A wild Butthurt Atheist appeared!
Both used “Make Ourselves Look Bad by Arguing on the Internet”!
A critical hit!
It’s super effective!
Relatively Sane People facepalmed.
ha ha ha, +100 internets to you, good sir.
This lake is beautiful, regardless of who made it… Just saying.
Man-made…by Chuck Norris
Actually this is Morraine Lake, in BANFF national park.
And it is not man made, this took millions of years from glacial escarpment to make…
It’s people.
Lake Louise is made out of people.
They’re making our lakes out of PEOPLE!
You’ve gotta tell them! You’ve gotta tell them! We’ve gotta stop them somehow!
Soylent Louise?
Man is full of win.
Its Banff…… not Jasper here comes another demotivational……
Thank God i’m a atheist.
I see what you did thar
I find it funny and I’m a Christian, that is called “religious-tolerance” children
Paternalist language, how typical of a religious bigot.
And the final irony…
The concept of “God” IS man-made.
Game. Set. Match. Pwned.
Yes, interesting one that. If a Deity does in fact exist, which it may or may not do, it would almost certainly not be the ‘God’ that Humans envisage. I mean He’s got a Human face, for goodness’ sake… How horrendously vain.
The idea of a ‘Deity’ is still an open question for me, but humans definitely created God, not vice-versa.
I personally like hindu god(s). They(It) all have(has) different powers, like superhero(es).
In the Bible it says God made man in his image, he may not look like us, but if he does exist (which I believe whole-heartedly) then why not make us like him?
He even made other apes in his image.
Those fairy tales are funny.
This isn’t lake Louise it’s moraine lake ive been there epic fail……
All of your petty squabbling angers me so.
Humans, I am disappoint.
+1 to you god.
Evil To worship God One,
For Life Is Composed of
Cubed Opposites -AntiOne.
Simple Cube Divinity is the most perfect
and life supporting form existing in the
universe and on Earth – including Earth
itself. Do you realize that a 4 corner
square rotating 1/4 turn creates a full
circle?
+444 internets to you
Hm.
God?
Not God?
Choices, choices.
Hmm.
Oh well. So long as you don’t push yours on mine, I’m not gonna slap you with a wiffle bat.
Nice poster by the way. Made me chuckle, irregardless of the subject matter.
*In flawless British accent*
“Irregardless” is not, nor has it ever been, an acceptable word in the English language or dictionary.
It is on par with the abominable phrase “I could care less!”
It made you chuckle, REGARDLESS of the subject matter.
GOD
Thank you! Two of my biggest grammatical pet peeves in one post. “Irregardless” just makes me want to either slap the person, or walk away while dismissing them as too stupid to bother listening too. And I’ve never quite figured out how people think it should be “could care less”.
Because it’s followed by the implied phrase “but it would take serious effort”.
Good one!!! Tho, Lake Louise is actually in Banff National Park, not Jasper National Park.
Come on now.. Everyone knows we were created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Ramen brothar, ramen!
And it was the decrease in pirates that made the glacier melt that formed this lake.
(p.s. I don’t care how this lake was formed)
Aaaaahahahahahahaha!
to all you athiests that are trying to prove you are right, justs top, and all you religious people, stop feeding the trolls, we will get the last laugh
anyway, this poster is hilarious, why must you guys ruin it with all this talk of religion? I won’t shove Christianity down your throat, I suggest you don’t either, it makes you look like an ass
Nah you won’t, we’ll all be dead for good. No one will laugh.
Except the guy who started this entire conversation about religeon. He’s probably laughing his ass off right now, if he dies, it’ll be from suffocation while reading this. Heck, I think this would be on the level of the Herobrine troll of Minecraft.
haha love it…
you’re wrong
no *you’re* wrong
YOU’RE BOTH WRONG
Ever get a knock on your door from an athiest, asking you to convert?
+100
exactly.
Do athiest give a **** about other people?
Nope, ’cause the reasonable ones leave religeous people alone. The people who think they can make us convert, unlike the religeous people, don’t knock on your door. They just wait for you to either A. walk into the room or B. post on the internet, and then they proceed to scream at you about exactly why God doesn’t exist and how their belief in no God is so much better than your belief in God. Meanwhile, all other atheists on the forum/in the room will immediately proceed to either be incredibly embarresed by this person, or facepalm, or both. On the other hand, has an atheist ever bombed a church for religeous reasons?
Yen Sid redecorated.
Also,
Christians
Always misrepresenting what atheists think.
(The most annoying thing about that is, that they all make the same mistakes. Watch the opinion from any atheist on youtube about something, before making false assumptions. I don’t say “Christians think a clone of Hudini traveled back in time and pooped out the dinosaures.”)
You think Man created the stuff it’s made of?
Blatantly ignorant comment claiming everyone but Christianity is wrong, begetting angry comments and commencing a stupid, juvenile comment war.
There, now you can all kindly shut the hell up.
make me
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
i’m okay with Christians and Atheists, as long as they don’t shove their beliefs down other ppl’s throats
moral of the story ….. (you know)
NOT LAKE LOUISE, ITS MORAINE LAKE and was made my the ice age
I love how people are switching from lake discussion to religious discussion…
To quote my god, Billy Currington
God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy.
But Science is better.
Bahahaha.
Fixing a retarded demotivational ftw.
Actually, no, it isn’t. Lake Louise is located in Banff National Park, not Jasper National Park. Also, it is not man made.
There is a man made Lake Louise located in Minnesota, near the Iowa border.
IT IS MAN MADE I LIVE HERE GOOGLE IT
LAKE LOUISE IS NOT MAN MADE!!!!!, nor is it in Jasper National Park, it is in Banff National Park. Lake louise is a Lake made by the melting of a glacier, it then drains into the Bow River. I live in Calgary, and have been there many times. there is a Lake Louise in Minnisota is man made thought.
Actually it is mand made. I live here. have all my life. google it
im snowboarding there almost every weekend
Lake Louise is NOT in Japser National Park it is in Banff National Park, further Lake Louise is a glacial till formed lake. Several glaciers feed into this lake in a small valley. Last I don’t think this is Lake Lousie so it may be a very nice lake in Jasper National Park. lol
Actually Lake Louise is in Banff Provincial Park.
Actually Lake Louise is in Banff Provincial Park. And it was made my glaciers retreating.
Atheists have the right to not believe in God, Christians have the right to believe in Him and so on… but there´s only one thing I don´t understand: IF this lake (or any beautiful landscape) was created by chance, why would that be a bad thing? Would the lake be less stunning was it created by chance? It´s still the same lake, it´s still gorgeous, and lack of faith does not mean lack of recognizing beauty in nature.
*rest of chat proceeds to ignore the genius who is most likely agnostic*
Sadly, the chat at this point is too long, no one got your point. Also, are you agnostic? Usually agnostics are the only ones who can have this degree of logic about this, since they’re usually completely unbiased.
This is Morraine lake.
Lake Louise is in Banff National Park…Not Jasper…
Oh wow, i would never have guessed that considering there has only been about 40 other posts related to the subject. Thank you for the post but I think there will need to be at least another 100 for anyone to realise that the demotivational poster was wrong.
Do you people even bother to read even a little of what’s above? It’s all been covered! No it’s not Lake Louise, it’s Morraine Lake. Lake Louise in Alberta IS NOT man made, Lake Louise in the states IS. Finally, God is a douche bag.
Read what’s above? Do you know how long it takes to SCROLL down here WITHOUT reading it? Lol, I’m reading this, but how many others who just joined in will?
LOL, somebody is stupid. Lake Louise is 1) Not Man-Made and 2) Not in Jasper.
It’s a glacial lake in Banff National Park.
… and I guess that’s been covered…
many a time
In, like, the 5th comment.
Not lake louise. Idiot.
Absolutely nothing to do with the topic. But, If a Xian could answer this question for me. Why is being a homosexual soooo bad ?!?!?
i know its 6 months old but the creator of the last demotivational box is misinformed Lk Louise is completely natural, they wiki’d lk lousie state park in MN. i’m 2 hours from lake louise and believe me its very natural.
owned
1. Lake Louise is not man made. Made from Glacier water
2. Its in Banff National Park, not Jasper
3. THIS ISNT EVEN A PICTURE OF LAKE LOUISE!!! its Moraine Lake which is next to it. If you good search “Moraine Lake, Banff” this is one of the most common pictures.
Retard VD….
very interesting post, wait for your next post
LOL I like how the guy who put the Christian thing knows absolutely NOTHING about Christains. In the Bible, wizards were actually said to be evil, and God said not to use magic. Probably because that it was simpler than explaining the fact that it was fake.
CORRECTIONS! This is actually Morraine Lake & Valley Of The Ten Peaks which is located South of Lake Louise. This is one of the most photographed places in the world and a short drive for me to visit! This is NOT a Manmade Lake and neither is Lake Louise! Canada has more square miles or kilometers of sheer awesomeness than ANY other country in the world and our Glaciers are still doing pretty damn good thanks! Our Oil is nowhere near as “dirty” as people are being lead to believe and we are Environmental Innovators; not destroyers! I don’t take major mistakes about “my backyard” all over the internet lightly because a lot of ignorant stuff gets said about Canada that just isn’t true.
Do you people even bother to read even a little of what’s above? It’s all been covered! No it’s not Lake Louise, it’s Morraine Lake. Lake Louise in Alberta IS NOT man made, Lake Louise in the states IS. Finally, God is a douche bag.