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Depends on which hell we are talking about.
If it is the christian hell, the spot is reserved for them, since they deny christ as a messias.
But if is the ancient greek hell you are talking about, I guess you are right: nowadays we are all doomed.
There is no such thing as “ancient greek hell”. If you are talking about Hades, you probably confuse the meanings of hell and underworld, the latter of which is a place where the spirits of all the dead people, evil or good, go.
Although, Hades did have special places where the good or evil went. There were the Fields of Asphodal, where the indifferently good or bad would go, just kinda standing there for eternity; Elysium, the land where the people who did good in their lives would go; the Fields of Punishment, kind of self-explanatory, for the bad or evil; and then the Pit of Tartarus, the deepest pit in existance, where the worst of the worst were banished by the gods: Titans, monsters, and the most vile of mortals.
Someone’s been reading Percy Jackson.
Not necessarily. Some of us were familiar with Greek mythology before Percy Jackson ever came to be.
Hades is a god, so of course I wasn’t talking about him. I was talking about tartarus, not underworld.
That’s pretty much the ancient greek hell. Just because it’s a different word, doesn’t mean that the concept isn’t the same: the place where the damned souls are destinated.
Hades refers to both the place and the god.
Now about Tartarus: That was a place for those who commited extreme crimes, and by extreme crimes I mean stuff like trying to feed your children to the gods, a thing I doubt most of the people today have tried to do. So, I guess that saying that we would all be doomed is a bit of an exaggeration.
mmm I could go for some fish with Tartar Sauce.
thx
You are ALL missing the point – what kind of sick MOFO puts effort into creating garbage like this ???
dude, YOURE the one missing the point. you call it garbage, but i think it was pretty clever
it’s hilarious. the 100% concentrated had me rolling. it’s that extra step that really touches me. matthew, you seem to have clicked very demotivational when you were trying for lolcats.
So let me get this straight. If people don’t believe in the “messiah” they go to hell? This is why I HATE christianity. Because the world revolves around it and everyone else is the devil. BS!
Heaven is God’s dwelling place… Would you let anyone in your house if they vandalize your stuff and talk s*** about you all the time? It’s not a choice of “love or die,” it’s a choice of “im imperfect, but there is a chance for love.” Most people seem to be too caught up in themselves to realize that Heaven isn’t a reward, but a place of rest where those who call God their God can finally spend eternity with him. If you hate God so much, why would you want to go to heaven and spend eternity with Him? If you deny Him now, why be in His presence forever? It’s not that everyone who doesn’t believe is the devil, it’s the fact that there is a better hope. Ultimately it’s your choice. Nobody can force you into loving somebody, that’s not how it works, and I apologize for the people who talked down on you before.
Evidently, you don’t even have to be a good person to go to Heaven. All you have to do is say “I love G-zas” and your spot is reserved.
Great religion for people who don’t want to put forth a lot of effort.
Not quite true.
Yes, for some of the branches of Christianity you just have to say you believe.
But others believe that faith without works is dead. You live out your faith by what you do.
I just said it out loud. Even if I don’t believe it, better to be safe than sorry
Anybody telling you that’s true never actually read their Bible. While it does say that the path to heaven is through Christ, it also says that your faith is shown through your actions. Someone who talks about believing in Christ while being cruel or bigoted would not wind up in heaven, if it existed, because their actions belie their words.
Aye. People need to actually read the Gospels and see what Jesus said. Jesus said not everyone that says “Lord! Lord!” will go to heaven. God knows people’s hearts and who is genuine and who is a liar. You cannot hide things from God.
to qwell this misconception of if you dont believe in the messiah you go to hell thing is complete utter crap! it states specifically in the bible that “even the demons of the pit and satan himself know there to be a Christ.” so that whole mess is piss water. God doesnt send you to hell you send yourself there, it is a place that was created specifically for all people and angels that have spent their entire existence trying to get as far away from God as possible. Because He is loving he created a place where you dont have to be near Him since you hate Him so much. THAT is hell, eternal seperation of God and love
Unfortunately Christians do not have the monopoly on that sort of thinking. See: Radical Islam.
Who the hell cares? I think that the original was very witty.
Well, the Christian hell doesn’t just dump every non-christian down the drain. That’s Jehovah’s witnesses.
Guess I’ll be seeing that guy once I die. Can’t wait
So you will be there too? Awesome, I am not going to be alone there!
Need an early departure? Hehehe
^this
It’s called the horrific irony room… just thought I’d give you a heads up… oh and going on this site is pretty much a sin in itself so y’know, se y’all soon!
Satan has a Southern accent?
It all makes sense to me now.
Racism is funny.
+1
Hell? ridiculous…
So is confusing religion with race.
You think? You have obviously never been a victim. I hope it happens to you soon…
It’s just off putting. And I’m a racist prick.
GO TO HELL MYLODON!
What an a$sh0le… Nice one
WTH??!??
What racist Motherf***er had an idea like doing the original one?
Its people like this bringing out all the hate and anger in me..
Rhis is just Racist BS!
Original was very witty. Even I laughed.
And no, one doesn’t go to hell simple because of making a stupid internet opinion.
If there is someone who will go to hell, it is USA’s political class.
What ever, you do not exist..
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Original was funnier
ok
Hey there, rusty… mmm, you’ve been a naughty boy, haven’t ya?
Hey guy, this is supposed to be DEmotivational. I mean, seriously.
Am I a bad person for LOLing at this ?
Yes. You should be ashamed.
/sarcasm
They should’ve rerolled atheists.. those noobs
The Juice thing is funny. Shouldnt have used holocaust picture.
I wonder what the mods will change this to…
“Mods reserve the right to edit swears into whatever word amuses them at the moment on this mortal coil.”
Now I wonder if I just read the original or the mod version :/
the sad thing is,they probably won’t edit it. but they’ll censor the word sh*t because OH THINK OF THE CHILDREN. or something.
ok it’s immoral… but funny^^
nothing in the bible about that
the special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk a the theater.
Shepherd Book FTW!!!
While the original was horribly mean, it was also witty enough to actually garner a laugh from me. So i wouldn’t really count it as all bad.
Presumably, the same spot they reserve for people who talk at the theatre.
Yes.
A special hell.
And the people who stop in a crowded corridor just to hug their friends leaving everyone else stuck.
The original is disgusting and so are those laughing about it.
The original was disgusting and that’s why this was funny, it was the point – yes, it was offensive, but it was funny at the same time
except there is no such magical place as hell…
Hey you again!
I gave you tiny penis but I also gave you great mental abilities. Go conquer the world. Dont crib about you tiny p3n15.
^Win.
Ok, the Holocaust was horrible… But this is kinda LOL.
I still think we should have had the Allies cleanse Germany of all Germans and given the French the land, though… Cest La Vie
wtf??
If anything about the holocaust amuses you, then you obviously don’t know anything about it.
We should rename it the Lolocaust, it’s too much of a touchy subject at the moment.
Seconded!
Nemo me impune lacessit. Cest la Guerre!
Yes, ethnic cleansing is obviously the answer.
Agreed – as long as they ethnic cleanse all people with the name Dan – just to be sure that we are rid of half-wits like you . . .
Agreed.
This ‘Joke’ crosses the line, but it doesn’t come close to crossing it twice.
In other words is still offensive.
Sooo….ethnic cleansing is OK if it’s the “bad guys” being cleansed?
God, I feel like such a terrible person for laughing…. but I had to laugh!!!! >.< I think there is also a special place in hell for the people who laughed… at least I'll have company?
Nothing about the new one is funny. It’s tantamount to just putting a black box around the old one and saying “I’m offended”.
so 6 million dead human beeings is fun… sometimes i just hate the internet…
What about the Gulags, the A-bomb, Dresden, and many, many more horrible happenings of the period? People need to stop stiring the pot… I think it`s safe to say the political moment for this kind of thing is over, and, although we need to always guard our freedoms, we need also to move on… Only ones gaining from the stiring are fundamentalist idiots looking for the next crusade: blind nationalists of all types, neonazis, radical sionists, islamic terrorists, the list of “Richard Heads” goes on and on…
So, to cap the Tldr post, the poster is funny… I lol`d…
are u new to the internets???
lol some people are too easy
You mean . . . there is more than one internet???
he obviously is
But this is not about HUMAN beings
No but we can make fun of the Nazis for trying and failing to eradicate us. If you can’t find humour in tragedy then what’s the point of living?
THIS.
Yes. Yes, this is funny.
“So, which of the seven sins did you commit? Oh? You’re in deep, man.”
LMAO! Awesome! (original poster, that is)
(yeah, in fact the second layer is just cool because without that guy I wouldn’t have saw the original one.)
Honestly, there probably is a place in Hell for bad puns.
thank you for making me laugh again.
LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS ROFL ROFL ROFL
As I read this there are 666 Facebook likes.
I think the original poster really is going to hell.
A place called “lol”
Hell is ment for the religious types. Those, who believe a wizzard made the whole universe…
Ooohhhh…….that’s not right.
that would require hell to exist.
Oh hell exists; you’re looking at a picture of it.
I can only wish that you had been interred at Auschwitz . . . your kind of “humour” has no place in a civilized world. It saddens me that your reaction to this post will be that you are laughing… and you are laughing at my response. you are a very sick person, and you are probably the only one who doesn’t see it. don’t bother to react to my sentiments – I will not even entertain a counter response, because the best way of confronting idiocy is to ignore it…
If the best way to confront idiocy is to ignore it, then why didn’t the Nazis win?
I doubt very much that if there is a hell, it sets aside space for people who make mildly inflammatory jokes. Having a questionable sense of humor isn’t a terrible crime against humanity, and people who act as if it is are rather dense.
People are going to say things that you disagree with and do not find funny. Bringing your invisible friend in to things to threaten them is stupid.
However jacked up and vile this must be, I gotta say it was worth a chuckle and kind of witty.
Now why is it that Robot Chicken can bash the Irish on a more or less weekly basis, even trying to re-distinguish them from white-dom and no one cares?
Yeah.
i gotta admit, the original ones on these “hell” posters are usually worth a chuckle, no matter how screwed up they are.
It is funny because it’s more than 20 yrs ago. Don’t you guys watch South Park?
You are sick. Hope you sleep well at night, knowing your family is safe, and not imprisoned and facing certain death, like the poor people in the concentration camps. Shame on you.
I lol’d
The person who created the original picture is a terrible and disgusting person who SHOULD rot in hell.
That was done very cleverly. If this was about black people you’d laugh, hypocritical ass holes.
Dude… I’m Jewish and I chuckled at this.
Get over yourselves.
+1
from a survivor family…
I don’t think I had any family there, but I did have family in Stalin’s work camps. Does that give me partial points, at least?
But to the point, I found this to be in bad taste, but it’s still hilarious.
Over reacting to a demotivational
You’re doing it right
Jeez, it’s a joke, get over it you prick. Do yuo guys even know what humor is? It’s laughing with someone else’s misery. There is NO other definition.
For those who obviously missed the fundamental point: The hell part is directed towards the reader; It means you go to hell for laughing your ass off at this black piece of humor. It has nothing to do with the orange ju– oh God, I’m laughing so bad I can’t even finish…
LOUD NOISES!!!!!