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This is EXTREMELY insulting! If I ever meat you, I will give you a piece of my mind, and maybe even a piece of my fist.
It is insulting, but in no way you can deny that it does make sense…
If you ever “meat” me I’m calling the police.
I’m hoping “meat” wasn’t some sexual reference, although it makes the whole comment funnier.
If i ever meat you, i want a sandwich. Preferably ham.
bwahahaha!
Evets, I would love for you to meat me. Can I have a slab of ribs, two chickens and a side of beef.
….and a piece of your meat?
If you’re the kind of person who checks very demotivational and gets pissed at a christianity joke, then you’re both a retard and a hypocrite. A retard, since most things on here are offensive to someone, and a hypocrite because you can’t be offended by a joke aimed at your own religion yet laugh at another. Get a like and stop reading fairy tales.
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Wow religious people make me laugh
Yeah Evets, shut up. I bet you’re the kind of person that agrees with the cenoring of books like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You know what’s offensive? How your church burned hundreds of scientists at the stake for not accepting the catholic churches explanation of the Universe. Sorry to tell you, but you seem to be a zealot for the only religion that can be classified as having been a tyranical dictatorship in and of itself.
Careful Evets, don’t give away too much of your mind, it seems like there isn’t enough in there to begin with.
This is the internet. I presume you laugh at all the gay/fat/sexist/homophobic jokes, as I presume that’s why you’d trawl this site. Don’t like it? GTFO and don’t come back. Simples!
Not as insulting as being told to fornicate yourself with an iron stick. Wjich is what i am doing.
Actually I as a Cristian would say it is funny. You just don’t have sense of humor, or are oversensitive.
I don’t see the insult, but I think it doesn’t make much sense. Afterall, didn’t God meat her?
http://images.memegenerator.net/Troll-Face/File/1030/Troll-Face.jpg
^This
I understand where you’re coming from, as a (fellow, I’m assuming) Christian; however, this isn’t harmful. It’s not saying anything bad about our religions. It’s just making a joke about the fact that people say abstinence is the only sure-fire way to prevent pregnancy – when the Bible kinda contradicts that in one special case.
Summary: It’s a joke, it’s mildly funny, and it’s in no way malicious. Lighten up a bit, m’kay?
funny story, I saw this on a Christian website once. I don’t see how it’s offensive; all the OP was doing was acknowledging Mary’s perpetual virginity and thus implying Christ’s divinity.
thats kind of funny cause wasn’t it your god that preached to turn the other cheek… if so then you obviously dont listen/ follow his advise…
@Evets, was the pun intended? “If I ever meat you, I will give you a piece…of my fist.”
*meet
Point number one: Mary would probably find this funny.
Point number tw– Actually, that’s all I got.
Oh, wait! #2, lern2spel
Meat is food. Also, “turning the other cheek” is a christian virtue. Beating down your neighbor in Christ’s name is surely a ticket to Hell. Lastly, why is an ATHEIST schooling you?
I love your take on Christian love and tolerance.
Yay you.
Yeah, but just look at the outcome!
LOL. So funny, I almost forgot I’ve seen this before: http://www.snorgtees.com/abstinence-99-99-effective
it was also a demovitavional poster on this site like in 2008.
Spectacular.
I find this comic blatantly offensive.
Of course, I recognize that the OP is trolling, and I therefore refuse to become even slightly angry. A pitiful attempt, troll.
They’re a troll because you believe in that sh!t
I found this comic blatantly hilarious
ahahahahaaa ^
I find people like you blatantly offensive to the mentally stable people of the world.
Irreligious people are not necessarily mentally stable :-p. Just look at Nietzsche!
lol.
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Why Nietzsche? Why couldn’t you have picked Stalin? Or Pol Pot? Or Ayn Rand, for chrissake?
Nietzsche was a great thinker. Madness and genius are often close cousins.
Ok so this is offensive. Do you laugh at anything else on this site? Like the homophobic/fat/sexist/racist/other religion jokes that are here? If so then GTFO you hypocrite. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it.
There is a lot one doesn’t laugh at on demotivational, as a matter of fact.
But you still responded, so the troll succeeded. Didn’t think that far ahead before posting, did you?
It was the midichlorians!
*Snerk*
Well, you get an LOL from me, but partly about someone wanting to “meat” you.
Unclench people, not everyone believes in miracles.
If you’re so easily offended, you need to read the words of this woman’s son who said that not being offended was a good thing.
Wow this is soooo original! So 2008. Here Evilfoods, take this awesome sandwich
Does the sandwich have “meat”?
At least Joseph got to chip in on the fully-human kids after Jesus.
I’ve always thought it hilarious that a religion which is based around a pregnancy which didn’t involve sex actively promotes abstinence only birth control.
Well… it’s hilarious until you read the statistics on teen pregnancy that results in teaching abstinence only birth control. It’s like telling your kids to never cross the road, instead of telling them why it’s dangerous and where the the crossings are
Aaaand, I’ll get off my soap box now.
Hey Evets..That’s quite a tolerant and peace loving religion you got going…
I’m a Christian and I think the joke is funny however, I find it interesting that many of you are attacking one for saying that he is offended. Thereby, being intolerant of him for expressing his opinion.
He can express his opinion all he wants, but none of us have to agree with him and can express our own as well.
I find it interesting that you defend him against us being intolerant of his opinion, while he is being intolerant of the joke… none of us had a problem with him stating that he was offended, however the fact that he said that “I will give you a piece of my mind, and maybe even a piece of my fist.” is very offensive and goes against his own religion … then again isn’t that the way Christianity works believe what I say or I’ll hurt you.
Well, yes, in practice. Christians, Muslims … any excuse to pop a hammy fist into a neighbor’s teeth.
Yay soap box person!
Most everyone crosses the road, even chickens.
FAIL.
This has been posted/made before and with a MUCH funnier caption:
http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss19/DawkinzArmy/condom.jpg
Yeah, no, this one is just not as funny e-e;
“MUCH funnier”? It’s, like, the same joke.
You’re right. The link is a touch funnier. The pic is nothing to start a war over, though… But it’s gonna happen anyway. -_-
Round one… Fight.
Old joke is old.
not funny
This is extremely insulting, delete it, you’re just looking for trouble
I’d say this COULD be funny, were it not for the fact that it’s a really old joke, predating demotivationals in general. Otherwise, it’s decently funny.
Meh, it’s a postmodernism fail.
Abstinence != Immaculate Conception….
sex + no original sin = Immaculate Conception
duh
The joke’s not about Mary being conceived without sin, it’s about her being a pregnant virgin.
duh.
That would make it only 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(approximately)% effective.
Also, if you say the nines really fast it sounds like a motorcycle.
Needs more 9s. Within significant figures, 100% effective
Mary Magdelane was actually a prostitute…
You do know that Mary Magdalene and the Virgin Mary are two different people, right?
Go read a bible…
No. No, she wasn’t. That’s a myth, there’s nothing Biblical to back it up. The prostitute mentioned in the Bible was not mentioned by name.
Dear Evets,
As a vegetarian & pacifist, I of course find your threats of violence and meat EXTREMELY insulting! Unless you meant “meet”, which case I find your improper spelling EXTREMELY insulting! Also, your name is ‘Steve’ backwards, which I find EXTREMELY insulting!
:p
How is this offensive? Seriously, people have to stop taking offense when religon is simply mentioned.
Pretty much… I’m Catholic, and I found this one funny (despite the fact that I tend to be pretty easily offended). It’s a joke that involves my religion, but (regardless of what the poster intended) it doesn’t look like it was made at the expense of my religion.
tl;dr Brofist to coyotekitty; Catholic dude thinks it’s not offensive.
Wow. Way to take the words out of my…erm…keyboard.
I did find it mildly amusing, though in all honesty the picture of Mary with her heart on the outside weirds me out. That’s just not right.
Catholic girl also finds it non-offensive.
Wait, isn’t this like super old and recycled?
I swear this is the 3rd time i’ve seen this on here.
Way to steal a demotivational that has already been done before.
Im with failuristic.
BTW, anyone see Kyle?
Technically, it’s a Catholic joke, just saying.
Religion is nothing but milked nonsense. Because of knowledge and science. A great amount of religion is disproven. Hell, even Jesus doesn’t exist!!!
that is in no way offensive to anybody…
pointing out contradictions in religious texts and practices is just harmless fun
THIS IS WRONG SOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS
IM SO OFFENDED BY OFFENSIVE THINGS!!1111!
LAWL
THIS IS THE BEST POSTER EVER MADE!!
I myself, find this very hilarious. Very funny indeed. Oh the memories… =]
This is an old one…
Good thing for us, or else we’d all be going to hell.
Who would have thought one woman’s infidelity could have caused so many problems…..
The only insulting thing here is a fanatic Catholic, please cheezburger admins delete them and block their ip’s right now!!!
It’s a joke. I’m a non-denominational Evangelical Christian. I love God more than anyone and anything. (Yes. I do. And for you trolls, Christianity is a loving and peaceful faith. At least, if you truly have a relationship with Christ and believe in God) I laughed aloud at this. It’s politically incorrect. It’s sort of witty. I laugh at the anti-American demotivationals as well. I’m a proud American too.
Laugh it off. Don’t get angry. What are you, a Muslim? /trollface
my hole life i have been told to pick one be gay or a good ciscan. so now its your turn.
oh and dont hate on muslim
this is kind of offending. not cause its religious background but all u did was change the 2nd part of it. this is old it doesnt need to be remade >.>
Honestly, this is offensive. There’s no need to mock any religious group just because it’s something that you don’t believe. And maybe you should have researched this before you decided to make an uncalled for ‘joke.’ She isn’t called the Virgin Mary for nothing.
wtf get a hold of yourselves, this is not mocking a religious group. its pointing out that the virgin mary is in fact a virgin (she did not have sex) but she had a baby. therefore, in one case, abstinence was not effective. why is this so hard to understand?
and trust me if the OP had wanted to make a christianity joke, it would have been a hell of a lot more offensive than this… there is way better material out there LOL
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(coming from a christian… lighten up people, we’re a funny group