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I DON’T KNOW WHAT,

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT,

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  1. Ounce says:

    It’s me.

  2. MistahDQ says:

    naked chicks sharing banana splits inside an open money bag…

  3. Gabriel says:

    Xbox 360

    • Math Nerd says:

      NO, JUST… NO.

    • Brett says:

      YES YES, all those guns and no left 4 dead(i know its on the pc too)

      • AMV_Ph34r says:

        But… the thought of L4D on the 360. Ugh…

        • Xbox 360 says:

          $@#% you man Im great to play L4D on

          • AMV_Ph34r says:

            Aw, I’m sorry, but PC wins out every time. Hey, at least you’re better than the PS3.

            • XIII says:

              Only in America where an inferior product is concidered better … because it’s american …

              PC>PS3>WII>Xbox 360

              ( and there i was simply speaking on the power of the hardware …. not let’s continue with the age range )

              WII>PC>PS3>Xbox360

              yeah only 14 years olds play with the xbox and old people with the wii ….

              • Flygonair says:

                Yeah well that’s just like, your opinion, bro.

              • AMV_Ph34r says:

                Eh, I say the 360 still beats the PS3. Also, the 360 is definitely more powerful than the Wii. Pretty much all systems are, aside from handhelds.
                And the 360′s hardware is actually very close to the PS3′s. Power-wise, it falls just under the PS3.
                As far as age range, I’d say switch 360 and PS3. I think a greater range of ages play 360 (anywhere from 12-35) than PS3 (probably 20-35).

                • Goose says:

                  he was saying that younger people play the 360.

                  • AMV_Ph34r says:

                    Oh, whoops. I see that now. My bad, I was reading it the opposite way. Still, there are lots of young kids that play the Wii, too, so it should be on both ends of the spectrum.

            • Squirrel says:

              It all depends on your PC. It’s hard to find a PC for under $150 that will look/play as good as an xbox, although the PC does get free DLC, quicker updates, and more downloadable/moddable maps

              • AMV_Ph34r says:

                Eh, true. I guess I meant that the PC has the potential to be much better, and you can always add better hardware for newer games, whereas on the 360 the developer would have to scale the graphics down a bit for it to be playable. Also patches are a lot slower on consoles (I’m looking at you, Fallout: NV).

                • Cheese says:

                  Don’t forget the things like game command consoles, or whatever valve games get.

                  • AMV_Ph34r says:

                    Oh, definitely. Without my developers console, I’d be lost in the game-modding world. Just imagine trying to make a L4D2 navmesh without the console (if that means anything to you).

            • Rvrstyxx says:

              Herpes is better than the PS3

            • Jared says:

              You shouldn’t have said that…
              I sense a flame war.
              You still have time to stop it though!

          • TIgor says:

            You should google “Why Microsoft refused to launch PC vs. Xbox online play program”

        • Ardensfax says:

          Just like the thought of Multiplayer on the PS3… Ugh, Hackers. (Incidentally, I’m not a hater of either so don’t flame me, it just annoys me that the 360 get so much bad press when the PS3s online features are so hackable/badly connected).

          Okay, rant over.

          • AMV_Ph34r says:

            Yeah, I hear ya. That’s why I stick to PC. Easier to secure yourself (rather than waiting for some corporation to fix any problems), and unlike PSN, there are actually other people to play online with.

            • Lord Vader says:

              360 and PS3>>>>> You don’t have to sink money in to them on a consistant basis. To keep them running the latest games. I like PC gaming for C&C type of games but for FPS and RPG its console all the way.

              • AMV_Ph34r says:

                Ehhh, I would disagree. It takes longer to get used to using a console for aiming, and even when you’ve been playing console for years, a PC gamer can aim way better. And PCs aren’t constantly trying to market new things like Wii Motion Plus or Sony Move to you.

                • Sqrdsqr says:

                  Major disagree there, have you heard of the new nvidia d for pc? new gaming mouse and keyboard? joysticks(i assume)? new graphics or cpu? sound cards for the audiophiles? there is always something being marketed for the pc. Then again, none of it is required for anything, so its upgrade at you leisure.

                  And by not required i mean you don’t need state of the art. Even onboard graphics are better than no graphics, most of the time.

                  • AMV_Ph34r says:

                    Well, everything that exists is marketed, or nothing would ever be sold. I’m saying that you don’t turn on the TV and see commercials for the latest video card or CPU. And as you said, you can play games even with onboard graphics (though not too well), so it’s not like the 360 where some games require that you have Kinect or something.

                  • Goose says:

                    Unless they are dell integrated graphics, then you’re better off with nothing.

              • Jim says:

                FPSs are always better on a PC, everything else I don’t really care about, in fact I also prefer consoles for RPGs, their are better ones available on console anyway.

        • todd says:

          l4d on 360 is f**king awe some

    • RandomMuppet2 says:

      F***ing fanboys

    • Perseus says:

      No. A Wii.
      LET THE NERDWAR COMMENCE!!

  4. BER says:

    Keg cooler
    Nekkid woman with a sammich
    A third display to the left

    (not necessarily in that order)

  5. BER says:

    What’s perhaps most interesting here is that this is apparently in Japan (that’s Yahoo! Japan on the screen), where gun control laws are incredibly stringent.

  6. PX173 says:

    Nah it’s probably a gunship.

  7. P says:

    Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, that’s missing

  8. Random guy with a moustache says:

    Something to defend yourself, you’ll never know when the zombie apoclypse is going to start.

  9. ba12348 says:

    ammo.

  10. Sakura says:

    BEEEEEEEEEER!

  11. Samsara says:

    WTF!? It’s like the armory for all the weapons for MW2.

  12. Rockstar says:

    A guitar.

  13. Steefan says:

    A person?

  14. NoNameIsName says:

    Alone forever

  15. NameIsNoName says:

    It’s Forever Alone lol.

  16. Jof4's says:

    Holy Angemon, am I seeing things or are there three laptops sitting there?

  17. SecretLars says:

    It’s missing me!

  18. G. James says:

    I was going to say a third screen, but then I noticed the projector on the top shelf.

    BTW: 4 sets of headphones?

  19. Hmmm says:

    He is ready for the zombie apocalypse

  20. Simon says:

    Lower case letters. It’s lower case letters, isn’t it?

  21. add says:

    just you my friend

  22. El Roberto says:

    For real, what is missing? I don’t get the joke.

    • Black X says:

      The joke is that this person has tons of guns and entertainment, but no food or water. SO, if he were to hide here during the End of Days, he would be very safe and very entertained for the three days he would be able to go without water.

  23. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU says:

    Beer, Bacon, Ammo and Girls. I rest my case.

  24. tesla says:

    i am sooooo jealous of that set up!

  25. Wed says:

    An Xbox. That’s what’s missing

  26. fosin says:

    bottles of piss

  27. GeeDoggy says:

    nazi zombies?

  28. Xeno says:

    BACON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FFS ! BACON !

  29. N0rthsideDonutz says:

    There’s nothing missing, it’s a mind trap!

  30. Blarney says:

    No machetes…
    Pffft.
    Loser.

  31. 123ABC says:

    Fake!

  32. Thoblad says:

    Sex, quite obviously…

    (troll me ‘jealous’ and I’d probably concur, though it doesn’t make me less right)

  33. tmarndt11 says:

    what’s missing is a legit monitor. HDTVs make crappy monitors, to be honest.

  34. Gil says:

    Its an airsoft nerd, that 50 cal would break that shelf in seconds.

    • asdf says:

      +1 reality check. Real 50 cal is 40lbs. The ones hanging on the rack would bend it if they were real steel. Add to the Yahoo Japan observation, and you get AirSoft.

      • PX173 says:

        Actually, just ~30 lbs. Could still collapse the shelf, but I don’t know.
        The ones on the rack won’t be much of a problem. They won’t weigh more than 20 kilograms, and if this guy has that much guns he’d know about safety and unload them, but just keep the magazine on to block dirt. If they are unloaded, the weight might reach 15 kilograms.

        Not saying for sure they’re not airsoft guns, but being real ones does seem possible.

  35. Disruptid says:

    DUDE! WHAT THE ****?!? I TOLD YOU NO CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE!!!

  36. Daniel Martins says:

    A life?

  37. Cloymax says:

    Rocket launcher is missing.

  38. Cookie says:

    ZOMBIES!!! :D

  39. Steve says:

    the box o’ grenades

  40. Popawell says:

    Pardon the MW2 reference, but is that the thumper second from the bottom on the left side of the photo? O.o

  41. The Eccentric says:

    Whomever owns this setup has to be some kind of badass.

  42. ThatGermanGuy says:

    I think a live is missing…but who needs it if you have such a room

  43. bloodibattered says:

    The terrorist

  44. David says:

    Bacon and egg sandwich, maybe topped with sausage gravy

  45. Anon says:

    Too bad they’re all airsoft :\

  46. xekken says:

    Whats missing is Hal ‘otacon’ emmerich sittin in the chair with snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake drooling over an m1911 with tactical knife

  47. Palfreyfish says:

    Why is he on Yahoo?

  48. Pyro says:

    You guys do realize that some(some as in most, most as in all most all of them) are not real?

  49. Assaulter says:

    Did anyone notice that the weapons are actually posters? The 50. cal rifle is probably foam. The ones on the left hand side are definite posters.

    50. cal AFAIK are illegal everywhere. Strictly military hardware.

    • Relyks1988 says:

      Actually it’s legal to own a registered .50 Cal BMG in all but 5 of the US states.
      Can’t own them in Canada though due to the fact that the BMG is classified as an assult weapon, and you aren’t allowed to own assult class weapons in Canada.

  50. Krispekreme says:

    Why does he need a 360? He’s got a PS3, a netbook and 2 full sized laptops. Not to mention his sound system and projector.

  51. Ardensfax says:

    I personally think that the box containing 73 carrots is missing from this picture. Admittedly it wouldn’t be particularly relevant if it were there, but missing it is.

    Also missing is Bill Cosby driving a Humvee with Hank Hill and Marilyn Monroe in the back seat, smoking 4-metre cigars and discussing Quidditch. Meanwhile, six bears on mopeds race each other to Taco Bell in the background, while a Libyan paramilitary unit throw inflatable owls to one another.

    Oh, and the volcano. Don’t forget the volcano.

  52. Someone says:

    Sanity.

  53. Daemon says:

    One word “twinkles”

  54. VictorAyres7 says:

    ^this

  55. Bigs says:

    DO WANT

  56. Rashkavar says:

    Let’s see…lots of things missing, and that’s excluding the holes in the gun collection.

    -Left-side screen
    -A properly positioned surround sound system (There are speakers up on the right on a shelf, but you won’t even get a decent stereo effect from that)
    -A joystick
    -A beer fridge
    -Room to put the chair out of the way so you can sit a bit further back and use the main monitor as a TV
    -A person in the chair enjoying the awesomeness of this rig.
    -Laws preventing civilians from having enough weapons to singlehandedly supply a small army.

  57. obvius jackass says:

    a life?? is missing?

  58. charrzarr says:

    im surprised noone noticed but im pretty sure at least some of the guns are shopped…the lighiting looks off on the 50(no shaddow just blackness) and some of the guns in the lower right almost look cg

  59. kylina says:

    Pair glasses on top of the keyboard and….Beer.

  60. senselocke says:

    The funny–I fail to see it.

  61. hisvic says:

    ^this

  62. Chapeau says:

    Beer and bacon.
    Nothing more

  63. a guy that lol'd says:

    katana, every display needs at least 1 close range weapon along with a sh*t loada guns

  64. Trololo says:

    That’s pretty much what it is.

  65. Trololo says:

    A fatass airsoft player playing Call of Duty and yelling at his computer the whole way through.

  66. bob says:

    he has no crossbows.

  67. Bro says:

    My f****** sandwich

  68. Liege says:

    Bacon?

  69. Fragmeister says:

    A Cup-holder, Duh

  70. Fragmeister says:

    and also, there Is a rocket Launcher right next to the 20mm cannon to the right

  71. thedude says:

    that’s photoshopped. i can tell by the pixels…

  72. Zobiana says:

    I know what’s not missing.. A whole lot of crazy.

  73. cira13 says:

    It’s missing pizza and a conveniantly located toilet.

  74. Vera says:

    Lotion and beer

  75. waka waka says:

    i know!

    A GIRLFRIEND…

  76. Mari says:

    a cat!!! cats love the heat from a computer.

  77. Gargar says:

    Alfred the butler.

  78. JaxK says:

    I think it needs a window trough which you can shoot the zombis that he (the guy who lives there) has obviously been getting ready for.

  79. EFresh says:

    it needs a mouse

  80. shin0bi272 says:

    oooh p90!

  81. Saber698 says:

    Social Services? Just a hunch.

  82. Raptor says:

    Close combat weapons!
    There you go

  83. Aubrey says:

    A giant case of Mountain Dew?

  84. silver says:

    clearny what is missing, is the massive zombie horde outside!!

  85. l says:

    Floating monitors FTW

  86. LolBeatleAndCat says:

    A half naked woman in the kitchen with a bacon sandwich and a beer for him :D and maybe a PS3. Oh what a dream. I would like to be the half naked woman if I could nerd too :P

  87. Yoda says:

    all those guns, yet no ammo
    or women
    or bacon

  88. pisanjose says:

    where’s my AK…….:’(

  89. Doublethink says:

    Certainly not his virginity!

  90. Mr. Anderson says:

    ITS BACON!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

  91. No Name says:

    A Zombie Apocalypse

  92. The White Fox says:

    the hell? someones been in my room. the only thing missing is my blades when the ammo runs out on them zombies.

  93. Zombie-chan says:

    It’s the computer. It is missing a finger.

  94. bizzysstar says:

    an xbox

  95. Leslie says:

    A lolcat?

  96. h8er says:

    a toilet so i dont have to leave the room ever!

  97. ninjab33z says:

    he is missing a zombie apocalypse


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