DEAR JAPAN:
Again, WTF? Sincerely, the rest of the world
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Why so confused? i thought the illustration showed quite clearly what its meant for
I disagree, i have no idea how you hang it.
Hold it between legs.
the strangest thing is, no japanese EVER come to ICHC O.o
O_o….still though we have to ask WTF!!!
I will never understand half of their products
Majority of us *secretly admit* that we want one.
The other half don’t secretly admit it…
It would totally erase the reason why i have a girlfriend!
I don’t want one, but I feel like it might be meant for something else than what is typically thought of when looking at it… The japanense are very um, “Cute” and “innocent” *coughs* when it comes to sexually innuendo’s… they’re like “what you mean it for bj? tehehehehe?” ya… no wonder the states nuked them twice and no wonder God hit them with a 8.whatever earthquake and a tsunami… lol. JAPAN! if you haven’t got the message, all of us want you dead! that is all.
Stupid and racist comment is stupid and racist.
lol wat
You really need some help, dude. A lot–A LOT–of us really admire Japan and are horrified by their tragedy.
dude, without japan we wouldn’t have anime, sony, nintendo, sega, or any kind of thing that is awesome. so don’t be racist.
we also wouldn’t have ninja, samurai, or some brands of cars
or karaoke (one of the few downsides about japan)
speak for yourself
Buy one and tell your girl it’s a ketchup loosener
^This
+1 internetz
we don’t need this crap, we have the shake weight!
imagine putting the shake weight in this device !
Must….. find……….. that…………. video. lol
must have
Could be useful.
The thing’s cousin is such a slut.. just gives everyone handie’s.
Learn how to use apostrophes.
it means “happy ending” so dear japan: keep innovating!!
i see that it is adjustable for size.
ching!
I want one! Naow!
It could come in handy
clap clap clap clap
*fap fap fap fap…
come to think about it…looks like that hand it’s bolting this device to the thigh, how is that even possible?
No, that’s clearly a remote, presumably to adjust speed. I’m guessing that you hold it between your thighs. Either that, or there’s some sort of base that slides under, and is held down by your butt.
Be honest, you know you want to buy one.
Okay, now they are just getting lazy.
and other countries call Americans lazy…
How dare they! What with Americans making
the effort of producing all these comments.
At least we actually make the effort to fap with our REAL HANDS! It’s hard work, but I think I can “handle it”.
Let’s give everybody a ”hand”
“hands” across america?
Hand in hand we stand, er lie…?
(Head explodes)
Need a hand?
this comes in handy..
Win! (Hands down)
I gota hand it to you, you know how to call a win.
I believe we’re all handling this well.
And you expressed yourself hand-somely.
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRR!!!!!!!!!!
This is not yet laziness at its best; after all, some effort is still required by the right hand in order to indent the button.
Nope. There’s an app for that.
It actually feels better, if “somebody” else is doing it to you.
So It’s not just laziness…
And yeah i forgot:
VIRGIN FAIL! ^^
Well, after all this turmoil lately, the average japanese man certainly deserves some stress relief.
Forever alone…
No, not with a plastic friend.
MEH, we don’t need one. my boyfriend has me
And you are voicecontrolled, so you win!
Wash your hands before getting him a sammich.
Oh my lord, its the self masturbation machine… our prayers have been answered, we can masturbate while playing our xbox/watching tv/eating, hands free. Me gusta.
That doesn’t look comfortable at all. It’s freaking plastic!
Agreed. Looks painful. Maybe as a gag gift.
is that a robot?
COOOOOOOL!
(and painful??)
dont make it angry
I bet the person who made this ordered it and is using it.
I’m not only the president of Happy Ending Hands, Inc, I’m also a client!
Of course, The Big Bang Theory illustrated just how horribly wrong robot masturbation hands could go…
Wow, I missed that episode…
That is sad, you need to find it:
Raj to Walowitz: “Dude a robotic arm has a death grip on your junk, how is that not funny?”
Season 3 ?
Dear America:
Your just as Fu…
OMFG A GOD DAMNED TSUNAMI!!!1
Too soon, dude.
What am I saying? This is the Internet.
theres no such thing as to soon whats that gaddafi no don’t worry about the coalition want go after you. so its cool
*Kaddafi
what is this i don’t even.
Now this is a product i can get behind
Literal comment is…
A FAP MACHINE?
HAHAHA!!!
Seriously, they make things like these for handicapped people that don’t have hands. I think it’s a good idea
Then how do they:
A) Put it on?
B) Use the control?
(Sigh…..)
Handicapped below the waist, thus they
use their hands and are lying down.
OK, terribly sorry, J.D. I just reread Stri’s comment and noted the lack of hands.
So, I think for people who have artifical ”metal” hands….the Japanese gizmo would be, er, kinder.
Or you could just take that hand and put it on your stump like an attatchment. Wouldn’t need it to do the motion for you.
Also possible….
The Japanese says that the hand moves according to the action in the movie…
Does anyone know where to buy the extra large version of that?
I’m more curious about the spoon that apparently comes with it.
Gotta cuddle after…
Spooning win!
I’m just surprised at the instructions. They usually try to come up with some ridiculous alternate purpose to justify its existence, like all those long slender “back massagers”.
… and what could they claim this thing is?
A kitchen gizmo fr the cook who has everything.
Clearly its a martini shaker, after all we know it’s better shaken not stirred.
Here you go, Mr.Bond.
Howard Wolowitz works for Japan?!
What happens if it gets stuck?
So, a girlfriend would have certain advantages over a machine.
Two important things:
1) The hand IS plastic, but there’s no telling if the inside of the er..circular..thingy, that actually touches the skin is. I’m betting it’s not.
and
2) It’s not bolted onto the leg… you put it on the bed or chair and then um, it sticks up and yeah! What looks like bolting is actually just wiring to the control.
It´s usefull if you had your hands chopped off
what? its a soda shaker being used the right way
I think I’m turning Fapanese.
I like how they took the effort to give it long nails XD
I think this is a video gamer’s dream. COD and fapping at once?
I wants one.
I LAWLED so hard when i saw this!!! is this that “fleshlight” i hear so much about?
Is that weird thing to shake spray cans?
the perfect product for Edward Scissorhands.
this was my favorite comment!