WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Tl;dr
[Clap, clap, clap]
Oh, good, my slow clap processor is still working.
Oh, hi. So….how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.
i’ll get my engineers to make combustible lemons
When life gives you lemons… hurl them back at the #$@%&¢ who gave them to you.
(tinyurl.com/3ek2are)
OR – have party with them… You know what it’s called.
It’s called the game, bro.
You just lost it btw.
you beat me to it
same..
same
same
same
^this
same
A same, within a same, within a same? COMMENTCEPTION
God we’re all so unoriginal.
God we’re all so unoriginal.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
…with the LEMONS!
God we’re all so unoriginal.
lame
same
C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!!
same
name
came
Ninja’d
Burning people! HE SAY’S WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!
The point is… If we can store music on a compact disk… Why can’t we store a man’s intelligence and personality on one? So I’m having the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this. And I’m gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day.
If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she’ll argue. She’ll say she can’t, she’s modest like that, but YOU MAKE HER. Aw, put her in my computer, I don’t care!
Alright test’s over. You can head on back to your desk.
I came here to say that lol
Burning people, he says what we’re all thinking!
YEAH! DONT TAKE THE LEMON!!! YES!! YEAH! BURN IT DOWN!
When life gives you lemons…
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
http://cheezburger.com/View/4752913408
I like this guy
Yeah! Yeah! Take those lemons!
Heh, lol, you have brought my day so much win
Oh, I like this guy.
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
Burning people! He says what were all thinking!
Wait what?
Let’s see the Marines try to one up this guy.
They’re Marines. Done.
At the risk of sounding like a troll, they’re US Army, not Marines.
They’re in the Army….
Marines. Now wearing the uniform of the US Army.
Context fail. The meaning of his comment was by simply being Marines they one up this guy. You certainly have the intellect of an Army grunt.
Meh. The marines train with an M16. This is a FAL.
Or a G3.
Definitely not an FAL…that’s an HK in his hands.
Just the fact that someone is a Marine tops this guy! Regardless of what he accomplishes.
douche. when someone risks their life for their country, it shouldn’t matter what uniform they are wearing. ignorant.
obviously not in the military^
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” ~Ron White
“And if you can’t find anybody whose life has given him vodka, but you do find people who also have been given lemons, then have a lemon party with them.” ~Martin Luther King Jr.
a lemonparty is it?
When life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey! Free lemons!
And then…. make lemonade >:3
And when life gives you prosthetic legs, make it an impromptu weapon mount?
At least, I *hope* he’s wearing a prosthetic. Otherwise, OW. Well, I suppose ow either way, just the ow isn’t in the picture if he’s wearing a prosthetic.
Or he doesn’t have a bone in that leg, or lost feeling in it durin that time, being unable to get a prosthetic leg.
It looks the same when my brother-in-law puts on his left shoe. It’s easier after turning his C-Leg upside down. The sight of this movement is sickening, though.
looks like he’s shooting a Heckler & Koch g1 or g3. I would say this guy is no longer on active duty
He’s behind a barrier used to build walls in FOB’s & outposts though (the brick looking things in the background) so that would suggest he’s deployed or at very least on a military base.
Also, the Army does put soldiers through weapons familiarization with weapons the enemy might be using, so it’s possible that he’s using the G3 for that purpose.
That’s not a brick wall..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesco_bastion
Wait. Isn’t that FN FAL? I mean, look at the hand guard.
G3, I know, I’ve had one..
Srsly? You’re on the Internet. Google it and YOU look at the handguard, the sights, and the mag well. Had a G3 parts gun, traded up to the FAL.
looks like someone has been playing a bit to much call of duty.
nope, if I’m not mistaken, that gun isn’t even in the game series as of yet, so any knowledge on the gun is actually researched.
don’t think it is in call of duty but it is in farcry 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_G3
well, still it means he didn’t just know it from CoD, and if I remember correctly, in far cry 2 they don’t go to no end to describe the gun, so even if he saw it in a game, it drove him to do research
The G3 was in CoD MW and Rainbow 6 LV, the HK21(LMG version of G3) is in CoD Black Ops. Just saying…
Like a baws
When life gives you lemons, shoot them… they make great targets at 100 yards.
Without a scope no one in the Army is gonna hit anything at 100 yards. USMC FTW!!
I will make combustible lemonade.
When life gives you freakish flexibilty, fire a G3 off the bottom of your foot.
When terrorists give you an amputation, mount an assualt rifle on it and use it to F*** their S*** up! Then, then you make some lemonade, and none of that pink stuff either, real men take it yellow! and highly acidic! and flamable!!!! OORAWWW. Oh and to the person up above somewhere, they are not marines they are infact soldiers(not that it really matters but you should probably learn the distintion.) And I don’t think that leg is fake, see how he is holding his leg in place and not the rifle?
OOHH GOD!!!
oh god…. portal fans….
What’s wrong with portal?
One could only have played portal to know this, hence you must be a portal fan too!! :O
Yeah!
A swiss StuG 90!
Now THAT’S being handy capable!
YEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*groan*
Awful. Just awful.
I must now make a macro/LOL out of that.
Adapt and overcome!
Now if GOD gave you lemons…
…you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
FIND A NEW GOD!!!
Powerthirst! God-berry!
when life gives you lemons… have a lemon party!
AAHHH, Beat me to it!
how is this demotivational?
SHOPPED!!! you can see his knee! ~cries in corner~
Not shopped That would be residual limb or stump…thin ankle area means pylon tube as in prosthetic AK
I’m just glad somebody still gets the original premise. This site has turned into nothing but captions/comments under pictures.
But I’m in the mood for oranges.
Why is the American flag patch backward and looking pasted on? It’s at a firing range, and the ankle shows it’s definitely a prosthetic.
The flag is displayed as it would be flying if they carried it into battle, which means the union is always to the front of the soldier.
It isn’t backward, the blue field is always supposed to go forward. Because it’s on the right shoulder, it looks backwards. The patch is attached to the uniform with velcro.
The flag is backwards when worn on the right shoulder so that the blue field is always facing towards the direction of movement. If the blue field were towards the back, it would be imply retreat. And the patch looks pasted on in real life as well.
You should probably do some research on US military insignia. That patch is correctly placed, oriented, and is mounted via velcro so as to be easily removable when warranted.
yea, I’ve never understood that. maybe that’s because i’m used to USMC uniforms which are so much better.
anyone else notice that it looks more like he’s crossing his right leg. That leg sticking up looks more like a fake to try and troll anyone watching
The flag is backwards because that’s how it is, it makes it look like the soldier is running into battle. And it looks pasted on because its velcro. All US Army uniforms have velcro for everything on their uniforms now.
BURNING PEOPLE.
When life gives you Lemons, make cherry juice and make the whole world wonder how the hell you did it. :3
http://www.dvidshub.net/image/292571/eleven-wounded-warriors-returned-iraq-through-operation-proper-exit
There you go.
When life gives you loose limbs…
When life gives you lemons, prop your gun on them and shoot life in the knee. That’s what I’m getting here.
I went to high school with Sgt Andy Butteworth, the soldier in the picture. It is 100% authentic. Yes, that is a prosthetic.
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pew pew pew!
when life gives you lemons, take them and say thank you,
*eyeroll* kids these days
I don’t want your damn lemons!
this is my interpretation of this great speech…
http://soundcloud.com/mad-vector/vibratingportal
enjoy and give feedback on my fanpage (see website)
When life doesn’t give nothing make your own lemonade:
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DEMAND A REFUND!!! or give me my DAMN APPLES!!!