PLEASING WOMEN
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As a woman, I have just one thing to say about this:
ROFL!
There are no women on the internet.
-1.
You forgot a few 0s
You’re right. It should be -0.001
Dude, you totaly win!
I think someone’s mad that his past 5 e-girlfriends were actually men.
No, it’s an actual internet rule.
More like chapter 1.
More like the intro
More like the abridged intro.
More like the summary on the back cover…
more like the table of contents
more like the header
More like the title
You win.
More like volume one of the index.
More like the authors notes on how many men died while trying to get this book done.
More like blank pages.Because,admit it, you can’t please a woman.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER-BREAKER
That was nice!
very right
What the hell IS that book?!
“Introduction to Photoshop”
The abridged edition?
“The Federal Budget, Vol. I”
No, no, and no. It’s the lyrics to Friday.
I thought those were written on a toilet-paper tube to create an infinite loop?
That would explain the crappy lyrics
*sunglasses*
YYYEEEAAAHHHH.
win!
“Preservation assistant Bill Voss opens the book titled “Poetry City Marathon” on Wednesday at the University of Iowa Main Library’s conservation lab in Iowa City. The book , published by Sackter House Media is a collection of poetry by David Morice of Iowa City who wrote the work between July 4 and Oct. 31, 2010. The finished book stands 2-feet thick, contains 10,119 pages and weighs about 56 pounds. (Press-Citizen / Matthew Holst)”
http://www.edwinmijnsbergen.nl/2011/01/een-boek-van-10119-paginas.html
If that book is only 2′ thick then that guy is REALLY short…like Tom Cruise Short…
it’s on a table…
I’m aware but even given physical dimensions of a human body, unless he has unusually long legs, he wouldn’t be all that tall.
I think its Wikipedia (the printed book version). Just google “wikipedia book”
i have read the 20 volumes yet.
it´s incomplete.
Of course it made #1 in the fiction category.
I think I’ll get the Spark Notes.
I think this IS the Spark Notes.
I loled
Beat me to it.
True, true…
Yeah, and if you’re using this guide, you still don’t get it.
Pleasing men:
Chapter 1: Making Sandwiches
Chapter 2: Using bacon
Chapter 2: … Wait, there’s a second chapter?
The second chapter deals exclusively with both the fetching and proper pouring of beer, if I remember correctly. It is, in fact, not the only chapter; however the others cover material which is hardly proper for such a public forum, especially one which is possibly perused by ladies.
Yes, It’s called: Appreciating the Video Game
Blowjobs.
This.
Chapter 3: Repeat
awesome book
Chapter 2: Bacon
Chapter 3: Bring beer
Chapter 4: Bring beer with the sandwiches
dont forget bacon
Epilogue: See Sunday’s obituary section…
Chapter 5: Nagging and How Not To Do It (aka Learning to STFU)
Wait, is that a chick in the picture? I can’t tell.
Judging by both the stubble and receding hairline, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s a chupacabra.
Chupa-thingy?
Puma
Ohi there and combobreakerguy both win.
More like a Walrus.
*Stop making up animals!*
Wait, is that a woman in the picture? I can’t tell.
It’s actually blank, nobody knows how to please women!
Speak for yourself there Filo.
+1
ahahahaha good one! I didn’t see the drawback
I can sum it up in one word: clit
Some women in some parts of Africa are jelly at your comment. >: -(
Clearly it’s an alphabetical listing of all the women in the world and how to please each one.
Somebody finally realized women aren’t interchangeable!
Only a woman would think they arent interchangeable
or a *gasp* smart guy
Since when did men ever read the manual for anything?
Win.
+100000
That’s a pretty big book just to say “you can’t”
Clearly this book contains only pictures of enormous penises. He was like “Oh my Gawd! I’ve got to have this big to please women?!”
… title aside, where is this picture from?
All the pages are filled with dollar signs.
The book’s title is obviously “Chuck Norris’ Biography: Day 1″
Know what’s more pathetic than chuck norris jokes?
People who tell chuck norris jokes.
Know what’s more patheitic than people who tell chuck norris jokes?
Nothing.
Know what’s more pathetic than people who tell Chuck Norris jokes?
People who don’t know how to spell or use capitals, and are so inadequate and insecure they wet their pants when they hear Chuck Norris jokes.
LOOK OUT! CHUCK NORRIS IS BEHIND YOU!
Made ya look.
You were fine until the third word of the last sentence….
@Social Realist… in flaming Chuck Norris joke-tellers in that fashion, you yourself told a Chuck Norris joke. Eat it!
When you get older you’ll realise you didn’t need those self help guides after all.
The only real trick to it is “Stop trying to”. But you’re high on hormones you’re not in a position to understand.
There’s only one rule: Do what she tells you do. It’s really that simple.
2 words: “Yes Dear”
^
And “Sorry Dear.” How could you forget that one!
Yup.
-1 million internetz.
Maybe YOU can only please women with money. Doesn’t mean that everyone else is as bad at it as you.
+1 million Internetz.
Rei, stop throwing big numbers you don’t understand. And stop arguing, you’ll be late for your shift at the stripclub.
Yeah, not sure who cares enough about pleasing a woman to read a book about it, except maybe another woman or their flamboyant guy friend.
Volume 1: Chocolate. Upcoming Vol. 2: Why women won’t just TELL you they’re upset, and what to do about it.
p.s., it must take a LOT of methamphetamine to write that much in four months. And to believe that anybody gives a sh*t about it.
Vol. 2 revolves around why not to date with a passive-agressive b1tc|-| who refuses to grow out of it.
Anyone else notice the title on the tab ‘VD Pleasing Women’ (at lease on Chrome).
VD – Very Demotivational. Nice one.
This book is a lie. It’s impossible to please a woman.
Use your tongue. That’s all you need to know.
I say that looks more like a slinky than a book.
And at any given moment, do exactly the opposite of what it says.
It’s the big green book that won’t fit on a shelf
there ARE women are the internet!!! don’t be crazy lol
this is fake, this book cannot exist… there is no pleasing women
Actually, it’s the instructions for next year’s tax return — the short form.