MAGNETIC BOY?
how about so fat he has a gravitational orbit
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Magneto!
I don’t understand how carrying pans is related to healing the world
Connecting to the earth gravity which he can use at will and become magneto
true. but by technicallity magneto didn’t use his power for good :\
How can it be good for his body… if he needs to do an MRI… he’s F***ed
Technically, both sides had some good and bad. It all depended on your point of view.
And Magneto is known for his impressive healing powers, right?
“According to his family Ivan has also used his ‘healing’ hands to alleviate his grandfather’s stomach pains and take away the pain of a neighbour who hurt his leg in a tractor accident.”
From the original news story
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/863019-miraculous-magnetic-boy-can-carry-pans-on-chest-and-heal-the-world#ixzz1MQVeW1gv
Actually, “magnetic” people aren’t really magnetic…they just have really oily skin and stuff sticks to it.
http://io9.com/5771510/human-magnets-are-actually-just-really-greasy
Oh, and fat jokes about a kid…uncool. Very uncool.
Are you a fat kid?
Why do people always jump to this conclusion? Why?? It just….ya know what? **** you. Im 118 pounds and a size 3 and I don’t like the fat jokes either.
Well, I’m 201 pounds @ 6ft and I don’t mind. Fat people are fat. ACCEPT IT! IT IS OUR LEGACY! AND ONE DAY WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD! FAT POWER! FAT POWER! FAT POWER!
DISCLAIMER
*no fat chicks
Magnet boy: How does he work?
U jelly?
He can’t be fat. He’s not American, and the world knows that EVERYONE who’s fat is an American.
Get with the program, folks! Sheesh.
^This!
….Nope
He’s probably just sticky from the climate and lack of baths. Maybe he secretes some kind of safe super glue.
Actually, you are (kinda) right. The so called human magnet people we’ve read about thru history just tended to have a slightly stickier and greasier skin. Combine that with a natural suction on the flat surfaces of what they place on their bodies and voila, “magnetic”!
I’d like to think the substance coming from his skin is gravy based on this picture alone, but I am no expert lol
as we know everyone one from none english speaking countries don’t bathe frequently, and are just generally dirty…
That’s probably more accurate than you’d think. I’ve heard these “magnetic” people just have a condition that causes a sticky, oily skin secretion.
he´s so fat, even the frying pan worships him
He probably was hungry and couldn’t be bothered opening the fridge, so he ate it, magnets in all
hahaahah good one xD
Im more concerned about the bored dog
Did no one notice THE GODDAMN BATMAN has been spotted?
He wasn’t just spotted he was arrested, just like every vigilanty should be.
He wasn’t just arrested, he was released two days later.
Well sorry I didn’t look it up I just read it on the gd pic.
No problem.
Fat Magneto
Perhaps he can help scientists understand the connections between magnetic and gravitational forces. I’m surprised there are no religions for him yet.
I’m going with The Onion, or some other parody news site.
Nope it’s from the metro which is a free paper in the UK, they often run unusual stories like this from around the world
how does he work?
Somewhere I read that he makes things made of metal move by walking by them. I’m expecting his magnetic power to ge more powerful over time.
Wait.. what?
His eyebrows are the funniest thing besides the batman story.
He’s just fat and clammy.
Wouldn’t a gravitational orbit make things orbit around him, not just pulling them in?
F***in Magnet Boy, how do you work?
Ask a mormon.
I think you mean gravitational field. He doesn’t seem to be orbiting anything in the picture…
Someone call Mon-El/Vallor, we found the seed male for populating Braal.
i think i saw an episode of family guy that peter has his own gravitational field and brian is just putting things in peter’s belly (T.V, Radio,Lamp shade)
But how does he work????
I’m surprised the Mormons haven’t kidnapped him yet to keep how magnets work a secret!
Heal the world?
Cool boy!
Stainless steel is generally non-magnetic.
The imbecile simply swallowed a lot of miniature super magnets.
Da hell?!
How is this possible? There has to be something wrong with him! He needs to be examined by a doctor!
lol i saw this, he can apparently mend pain by touching people, and was recently unharmed when he was hit by 220w of electricity, it’s on youtube
“touching people”
giggity
A mormon would say that he’s just a little bit sticky and that his round curves allows for smooth metal surfaces to be put on in the way that the friction force between the object and his skin is greater than the force that pulls that object down.
I’d still say HE’S A F**ING MAGNETTO JR.!
Its not an orbit if its attached to him or otherwise what we are currently doing in response to the planet, is orbiting…..
*Pull
Pretty sure gravity isn’t the same as magnetism.
Actually, this trick is incredibly easy to do. It’s all about illusion.
See, to get the pans of his chest to stay on his body, he leans backwards, but not so much that you notice it. Take a good note that most of the stuff that sticks to him “magnetically” is put on his body with a very large surface, to maximize friction. Also, if he has some sticky or oily skin, it’ll stick to him like a post-it.
And magic tricks amaze the idiots all the time. And the world is full of those, apparently.
He is just fat and sticky.
In some years when he is blessed with the sh*tloads of body hair typically for his provenance their will be no cohesion at all.
Two Shakeweights? That’s so gay.
This makes me so ashamed to be a Croatian.
How does this kid work?
Forget the Magnetic Kid.. the bastards arrested BATMAN!!!
making fun of a kid is very uncool.
also i reckon that it is rather sad that this kid who is obviously poor even by normal croatian countryside standards is being pimped out by the journos.
Well, we did learn that the more mass an object has = stronger gravitational pull…
hehehehehe awwww…… hehehehehe awwww…. hehehehe awwww….