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Sports fans? I get the rest but sports fans?
You’ve got some crazy Christians in the good ol…
Anyone who would post a sign like that is not a Christian. Being a Christian means following Christ. Christ said love God and love your neighbor. Loving god means not judging since only God can judge. Loving your neighbor means being nice. Please stop discriminating against an entire group based on the actions of certain individuals.
But didn’t you just… I mean… XS
Show this to catholic priests: You’re going to hell, child molester!
But good news: there is no hell. when you die, you don’t go anywhere.
I will assume your atheist so let me say this… You want people to believe we do not go to heaven or hell but that we simply just die and stay in a hole somewhere in the ground for eternity until our caskets break away and we are devoured by worms and shat out into soil to become plants eventually? Yeeeeeea… I think I’ll stick with christianity for a while.
And you want us to believe that if we do not live our lives based on the teachings of a 2000 year old fairy tale, and devote our lives to the worship of a magical space elf, then we will be confined to a burning pit for eternity, enduring pain beyond mortal comprehension? Your own argument works both ways.
This is why we don’t make posts about religion.
amen
Magic space elf? Isn’t that scientology?
But I wan be flower!
christianity and most other religions are just a reson for you not to be afraid of death so you belive there is gowing to be eternal happiness you people cant accsept the fact that there is nothing so you have to belive there is something else when you die. the pope himself dosent belive that crap otherwise he wouldent use church fundings to build armored cars
Wait. Just like ANY group, there are bad ones in there somewhere. Don’t make the mistake of assuming EVERY Catholic Priest molests little boys, ok?
Right, that was a minority. The other ones were merely covering it up.
i guess not all priests knew what was going on, butat least the vatican executives knew, which is bad enough. you can call it a fact that catholic cristians follow a group of men which protected child rapists (we’re talking about far more than simple “molesting”). this is a criminal act nearly every state of this planet, still i see noone trying to persecute them for this. talk about blind faith
tis wonderfull to know that not everybody judges, and leaves that up to god
Because being a pot smoker is evil?
I guess it goes against “keeping the spirit and flesh unpoluted”. Funny thing they don’t apply that to other drugs, like caffeine.
And aspirin :3
Look, I have nothing against people who believe in God and Jesus but this is clearly not as Bev pointed out what a real Christian should be. I don’t mind people having their own beliefs but saying that people who love people the same sex as them should burn forever in hell? It’s just wrong. I can’t say that I know the entire Bible back to front but I’m pretty sure that if there is a God up there, that he would want this kind of message to be spread around the world. I mean sports fans? Sports fans? It’s just messed up. Whoever made this clearly isn’t doing what it says in the Bible that they believe in is telling them to do. God says to Love your neighbour and do not judge, so they are judging other people AND not loving their neighbour. I don’t understand them.
That means that whoever wrote this is a hypocrite.
He/she/they will go to hell aswell.
It’s nearly impossible not to be hypocrite (It’s impossible not to be hypocrite to religious people)
“Judge righteous judgement” It’s in the Bible in the book of Jude. When you quote back to me “Thou shalt not judge” how bout you read the context. God’s word will judge us all in the end.
Well that “fornicators” one makes no sense either… Christianity promotes large families, just not outside of wedlock. You have to fornicate to have children lol.
Actually, it’s impossible to fornicate within a marriage, as fornication is *specifically* sinful (and/or illegal) sexual activity. Procreative sex within the bonds of wedlock isn’t fornication.
That statement, however, shoots down the religions out there that still allow fornication to exist. These people obviously know nothing about all the religions out in the world or they would have put every African, Hindu and Buddhist variant, and tribal religions on the board as well. That just shows how ignorant they truly are.
They were talking about Christianity not every religion in the world.
I’d guess at sports fans because a fair number are either drunkards, gamblers or both.
So if I’m a money-lover, pagan witch who likes to drink, do I get a discount?
Yes, everyone and if you upgrade by achieving one more, you’ll receive a free iPad!
I wants the i Pad!
i dont want the iPad. i just lied and got it!
I got 15 out of 22. Well, I’ll be damned. Literally!
14 out of 22, DAMN YOU GOD, Y U NO GIVE ME PSYCHIC ABILITIES????
23 out of 22 here.
Liar is one of them
good one
Why I only get 11 out of 22? What a jip! D:
At least you get 10 free gift-passes.
You can now brink 10 friends (Or better, enemies…) into hell with you!
Homosexuals AND lesbians… Whats the difference?
(Yes i did reply to the top comment solely for the reason of having my comment up here. U mad? )
Actually, you replied to the 5th reply of the 2nd comment, and you’re still the 18th comment.
I got 8 so fa — LEVEL UP! — oh wait now I’m on 9 just became a sports fan =) Need to get to Level 13 before I can fight the Big Boss.
It’s like GoogleMail was–you get invites to get other people into Hell.
I’m an Athiest, lying, thieving, gambling, evolutionistic, money- loving, masturbating, sports fan
I could also be a witch, but I’m still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter 
^ WIN
+1 internets for you. i believe you are a winner.
Hey, same! Let’s start an orgy!
then we can carpool on the way to hell when their “rapture” comes in October! always nice to save on gas costs to a money-lover
masterbating is a sin? listed under what? Try before you buy?
its not neither is sexuality it was a messed up translation
Actually it is quite similar to idolatry; you are worshiping the images in your head.
I think it must have something to do with lust?
In any case, Christianity no like it, what with all the stories of going blind and getting hairy hands if you do it lol.
christianity do like it, just not officialy. since statistics say more than 80% of the western population masturbates/has masturbated, most christians would also get the hypocrite and liar tickets to hell, should they deny they masturbate
Of course it’s a sin! And evolution too! …uh…whatever that means.
For many people, believing in evolution and believing in God can’t coexist. And obviously, for a god-fearing person not believing in God is a sin, the same way that for an evolution-fan not believing in evolution is a manifestation of ignorance.
If God didn’t want us to masturbate, why did he make our reproductive organs replenish zygotes? Of course the Jesus-freaks will probably say, “Because he knew we would make mistakes and forgives us for them, so we can still have babies *after* we’ve repented and seen the light.” or some crap.
Women are supposed to fulfill the desires of their husbands in the realm of marriage. Gratifying their own selves should be avoided.
not shure if trolling or just… discriminating… yourself, judging by your name. how could any woman think she is inferior to a man is out of my understanding
Yes!
With A-1.
The excess is also resorbing back into your body if you aren’t…ahem… using it on a regular basis. New cells will be produced either way.
^ This.
Just the part about sports fans fill account for a decent chunk of humanity.
That’s the one that I’m most curious about
I was looking forward to Hell until I learned that there would be sportsfans there.
Team Jacob asshats? NO. THANK. YOU. PLEASE.
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How is twilight a sport?
It’s a sport the same way it’s considered “literature”, I guess. Must be a hipster thing I just don’t understand.
I’d say Master Baiting should account for at least as much, and I should know. (hint: my user name)
I think that rules out something like 95% of the Australian population… and the other 5% are too busy fornicating to care.
But then again… Australia is hell to anyone but an Australian
Yeah, you’re welcome anytime!
I am Australian
I’m too busy going to hell to argue right now
Pfffft… Australia is a walk in the park.
Yeah, a walk in the park with more venomous species concentrated in one space than anywhere else on earth. Hell, you can’t even go SWIMMING without dying of a cone snail sting after you get stung by a box jellyfish swarm while trying to run from a sea krait, and as you float to the bottom a stonefish adds insult to lethal injury…
Sports? What kind of “nobody is going to show up to church” is this? The Church of Leornard Nimoy?
The Church of Leornard Nimoy would be packed – Star Trek Fans are psychotic. I know, I am one.
…….Sports lovers?
Idolitry, same as Comic book readers and followers of the show American Idol.
*sigh* Idolatry.
Play on words Cait. It was spelt (spelled :p) wrong intentionally.
Sorry, it gets difficult to tell irony and trolling from stupidity around here, considering that the rest of his post seemed normal, barring the sarcasm.
Hey, comic books are nowhere in the list.
LOL, so if I’ve read Deadpool I’m going to hell? Religion is hilarious sometimes XD
Apparently the Furry fandom are a okay according to this sign
Isn’t taking a life (even of an animal) for no good reason a sin?
How is that taking a life? It’s not a fur suit from an actual animal, just a costume.
According to the bible animals exist specifically to feed and clothe men. Hence why Caine got punk’d for sacrificing vegetables. So Vegetarians could also be added to that sign.
^Win^
“So Vegetarians could also be added to that sign.”
^ THIS
Sweet. One more sin to add to the list!
Sweet, as a vegetarian that would be another hell point for me!
Actually, wouldn’t furries be qualified as liars or hypocrites, since they pretend to be something they’re not? (Not that I care one way or the other) For that matter, I’m pretty sure there’s not a faithful on the planet who escapes the hell-bound group.
XD Fornication by any other name is still fornication.
Besides Furrys are capable of all the rest just as anyone with human-level intelligence is.
I don’t see being Gay on that list…
homosexuals and lesbians, my good man.
do you know what a homosexual or a lesbian is?
maybe only sad homosexuals/lesbians?
they wouldn’t be GAY gay….just…gay.
You can’t go to hell if you don’t know about it.
This is why missionaries must be shot on sight.
–a paraphrase of Terry Pratchett
^This
carpe jugulum?
Yay, I’m wanted 9 times in hell.
Darnit! I’ve only got seven.
8
I got only 3
yay! 10 (all the cool ones)
Mine goes up to 11.
8 for me…9 if im allowed to think that i am a psychic…and according to somebody(don’t remember who)”anything is possible if u put ur mind to it” and the tv said “i think therefore i am” so therefore i am a psychic in my mind…if that didn’t make any sense then look down…
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i think i am a psychic so therefore i am…and that means i am wanted in hell for doing 9 things…and only a few r boring/non-muscle-building
22. Come at me bro
Not possible. You can’t be Pagan and Atheist to my understanding, Atheism is non-religious or not believing in any deities, and Paganism is a religion and has deities, thus you can’t possibly hit all 22.
you can if you have multiple personalities!
Liar is one of the 22 :p
liar
That would make be a masturbator and I don’t need another tic mark on my rap sheet!
If I include things i have done before. but don’t do anymore. i get 12, otherwise i just get 9
PS This poster describes the human race as a whole.
I know for a fact that being a neo-pagan witch psychic (*which tend to go hand-in-hand if you *really* think about it*) I’ve definitely got three out of ten.
9, and yes, I’m a psychic. See, I knew that someone was going to think “Does he count himself as a psychic?” or something similar.
+1
oh, yeah, and I forgot: lesbians usually count as homosexual. unless it’s two women of different genders…
WIN ^^+
Also the other way around- I cant imagine anybody bringing a keg of beer to watch a professional golf game.
That would be the ONLY way I’d watch a professional golf game.
“I think therefore I am” only indicates a state of existence. You think (have a thought process) which proves your existence. It doesn’t prove whether you are psychic or not.
And the TV didn’t say that (well probably paraphrased it), René Descartes did.
11 hahaha… Eh.. i knew i was going to Hell the second i understood the concept of being an Atheist
now that i read that its a total contradiction upon itself. I understood that i would have been going to hell (if it were to exist) the second i understood the concept of being an Atheist
I’m not aethist but since I’m Agnostic Pagan…XD
Of course Hell, as those who worship the one God and his son/prophet/whatever describe it, doesn’t exist so…
But you’re saying you’re an atheist by saying hell doesn’t exist… If you were really agnostic, you wouldn’t say it doesn’t exist, you would simply say there is no proof of it, but it might exist anyways.
No….saying hell doesn’t exist doesn’t make one an atheist. There’s a whole SLEW of deities out there who don’t offer Hell with their religious belief package.
Like Hinduism, for example. They’ve got TONS of deities and no hell.
And Bhuddism. Or however its spelled (im too lazy to look it up).
I’ve got seven
9 out of 22, and all before turning 25. Man, I rock!
11 out of 22. And my 25th is next month. I have time to up it!
10/22 and I’m 19
would like to try pot sometime tough so it may become 11/22
10/22 aged 13
3/22
I’m 28 and ashamed
!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Rusty weren’t you 18?
I only got 8, and some of those were a stretch. *sigh* I’m just too good. My whole life…wasted.
i scored 8 too. it’s respectable. you wouldn’t want to get 22/22 anyways…. you wouldn’t want to be a psychic.
Pot Smoker is on there…
But every other drug is fine?
Sports lovers? How about players? Guess I’m screwed.
HOLY CRAM….. hell wants me 16 friggin times ^_^
Hey, why aren’t us Mormons on this one? Everyone knows that us Mormons are going to Hell… lol
Mormons are going to hell for a diferent reason.
I think it has to do with magnets or something
http://files.clodoaldomusicas.webnode.pt/200000191-a5669a6608/troll%20face.jpg.jpg
Hmm… these protesters sound like:
Liars
Blasphemers
Hypocrites
^ This
+1
+2 They certainly have themselves covered.
Good point these insult christians
There is a bunch of synonyms on that sign.
Masturbators? Well Fap you then!
Schlick schlick schlick
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
What about backwards fapping?
Paf Paf Paf Paf Paf Paf Paf Paf Paf
This is a Dragonball thing, right? In the comic books translation to French, ”faire paf paf” has a very sexy meaning.
I wonder if preaching to the converted also counts as masturbation?
You’re not far from the mark there, I suppose it is masturbation for the ego.
At least it’s hypocritical, as they claim and possibly think that they’re none of those.
So Facts and Sports are sins suddenly?
Apperently any fun is. They could have just said so. Would have made this sign much shorter too.
Basically, if you have a smile on your face, you’re going to Hell.
Not Wanted in Hell: Boring People, Asexuals
Asexuals are usually pagans, liars, hypocrites, or soulless politicians so I think they are wanted.
(I am aware ‘soulless politicians’ is redundant.)
I was going to say, I know boring varieties of most of those…being so probably won’t get you out of hock.
Hell will take anyone it can get. So, to answer the question, “Who’s not wanted?”, the response would be “Nobody.”
But the thing is. Hell is a made up place.
Well… nobody really knows.
Hell is not made up. Just ask anybody who isn’t self-employed where they work.
“Evolutionists”? Hahahaha…
Why are homosexuals and lesbians two different ones? Doesn’t lesbian fall under the homosexual category?
You expected a whackadoodle to make sense?
Christians. Christians are not wanted.
It is actually the Christians that are more wanted i think; nothing like separating a believer.
Christians are liars, hypocrites, sports lovers, money lovers and especially child molesters at the bare minimum. So they’re not wanted either.
i tick 11 of those boxes lol
Sooo, maybe the rapture did happen, but no one noticed the eligible ten who made it onto the virtual bus?
Rapture: the short bus of religion.
It’s usually just the dingbats that are like this. I’m in for about 11 counts so far (not including sports – I’ve never given a toss about sports).
So hell is the most accepting community?
LOL
Looks like it… :O
Lesbians AND homosexuals…
Was thinking the same thing
Lesbians are twice as sinful as gays! Holy mother of god…
(Ah, add blasphemator to my list now)
Blasphemator: He/She who scares the crap out of deities they blaspheme so hard!
Sports? The rest of those can KINDA be explained, but sports? Why? And why are homosexuals and lesbians in two separate groups?
Also, if Satan and Hell exist, wouldn’t everyone be “wanted” there? (given that he is the devil and all, wouldn’t he want to corrupt every person so they’d be sent there?)
Sports enthusiasm as well as Patriotism are forms of Idolitry, showing admiraion or respect for anyone other than God. Also debatably Sports is a violation of the 5th Commandment to keep the Sabbath holy given that most major sports have major events on the Sabbath whe you should ideally be focusing on your obedience to God.
So.. if respect is a sin… and one of the Ten Commandments is “love thy mother and father”… and love is a form of respect… CATCH FREAKIN 22
~Respect being a relative term. Obeying parents and honoring their contributions to your family is very Christian. Keeping momentos or pictures of your parents? Teaching others the wisdom that your parents shared with you? listenning to what your parents tell you rather than what the church does? In biblical times that would start to sound a lot like Idolitry.
Apparently, nerds, geeks, videogamers and scientists are not wanted.
But I still fall in 8 of the wanted list O.o
Except for the child molesters, hell sounds like a pretty awesome place.
Hopefuly the Dragonball Z Hell. It’s an amusement park!
They left Mormons out this time? We’re offended…
I’m sure if you try hard enough you can get in on one of the other categories. They just left Mormonism out because they didn’t want to appear discriminatory.
They could’ve added Catholics, just to keep it even.
i would say homosexuals is discriminatory…
and about the hole mormon thing, even if mormonism isn’t the correct religion i think we still deserve to go to heaven, what with all the service we provide, and the low quantity of sins me commit…
and about the hole magnets thing; movement of electrons
There’s a big “hole” in your theory. And about this “whole” Mormon thing….nah, don’t wanna get into it.
i would consider homosexuals discriminatory….
and mormons are good people, even if it isn’t correct we still deserve to go to heaven, what with all the service and good deeds we do…
AND, to shoot down the hole magnet stuff; motion of electrons
this is not made by christians that’s for sure, 1 christians don’t attack homosexuals and lesbians, 2 they don’t scare people to get them to become christian, 3 sports lovers? srsly?
then again I’ve seen people do worse MEH
Many Christians do attack homos, but it’s really more of a political thing, I fully agree that these Bible-Beaters that try to scare people into agreeing with them are not only not true Christians, but are, quite frankly, blasphemers. Nowhere does Jesus tell us to “curse our enemies” so to speak.
What part of the world do you live in and how long would it take to get there?
^ This
So, pagans AND witches… So, there are Christian witches????
Yes. My grandmother was a Catholic witch. No, I don’t know how it worked, but that’s what she was.
republicans?
I was thinking the same thing.
Can’t we just leave it at “politicians”? Is one type of politician any better than a different type?
Also, what about lawyers?
So basically the only ones that aren’t wanted are the typical american rednecks, right?
Of course not. Your typical redneck falls under the Drunkard and Sports-Fan list by default (as Nascar is a sport, and beer and Nascar go hand and hand).
Masturbators are pretty much anyone with hands, unless …
im wanted 11 times
What’s wrong, in order. Bible don’t say nothin’ about sports. Blasphemers: every one of these Bible-beating wackos that says they know when the “Rapture” will come. There aren’t many pagans around anymore. Bible don’t say nothin’ about homos. I think we’ve established that witchcraft is a load of BS. Bible (I THINK) don’t say nothin’ about gambling? Evolutionists aren’t evil, they’re just realizing that people in xth century BC couldn’t wrap their minds around evolution at the time, so it was revealed later… I could go on, there are just so many things wrong with the whole “God hates Darwin” thing… God sez all plants are for eating or medication, so medicinal marijuana is OK. Lesbians: from the redundancy department of redundancy. Hypocrites: see page whoever made that sign. Psychics: WTF?! SRSLY?!
Actually there are quite a few Pagans. We just keep our mouths shut about it.
Seriously? I’ve never met any…
http://www.giyf.com
Paganism / Wicca / Celtoi / Shamans / …
Just google it. There are more of us than you believe right now.
Actually, in 1Timothy 1:10, homosexuality is mentioned.
Pagans are still around. I know quite a few people who practice Wicca.
Clearly. The word of the bible is literal and absolute. Bury yourself with a shipload of dope so you can take it with you.
LOL Many Interwebz to you, good sir or madam
Fair enough.
But He “gave us all the seed bearing plants and herbs to use”…
The funniest part of this sign? That “hypocrites” just above the last entry.
hahaha got 14 out of 22 nubs, watch and learn
And me: Evolutionist, Psychic, and I’m also Fladnag The Dark Grey/Black, depending on how many times I’ve been reincarnated.
Christianity: you’re doing it wrong.
Agreed.
Hands you the Internet. You win!
Just keep it away from that Al Gore guy.
I cannot think of a more accurate summation.
Religion: Wrong.
Christianity: where homosexuals and lesbians are considered different things.
im, like, 9 of these things and im only 14.
I blame your parents.
At that rate, it’s more like a contest of how many can you combine in a single person.
I think I have a pretty high score.
Yay i got 7 what did i win … crap it’s a eternity in hell … damn i hate Japanese game shows
I fit into 5 of those:
Pagan, witch, and evolutionist are 3, the other two are secret :3
….Hell’s gonna be a kick ass party
Pagan, Witch, Psychic, Evolutionist, and the other two are secrets, too. I’ve got six.
But, seriously, don’t you think that pagans, witches, and psychics kinda go hand in hand?
I’mma guess you got at least masturbation, too. No reason to say anything’s a secret on a random website, and I guess you might not mention fornication, being a prostitute etc. if you were one, but masturbation’s just a lot more probable.
I dunno bout you’se guys, but I dig booze! Am I going to hell? Also I’m pretty sure I’m a lesbian.
Wait…what’s wrong with Psychics?
Don’t you know what psychics are? You know, the occult? Black magic and the like?
Don’t they fall under the very vague ”pagan” thing? Oh wait, they also put lesbians and homosexuals. Silly people.
Oh my gosh, I’m all but one of those
(not a pedophile) Hell wants me! (At least somebody does)
How are you a witch, a pagan and an atheist? I MUST KNOW.
That’s nothing, you should see what Jehovah’s Witlesses think is a sin. At least the two that I know, it’s like they make it up as they go along. I said two but I should say one, cause the other let himself die cause he refused a blood transfusion. Apparently a blood transfusion is a sin. Talking to a woman is a sin. Women in general are a sin. Red wires are a sin. Anything with a devil on it is a sin…. I could go on…
Waaaait…. If Women are a sin, and procreation generally requires women….
Wuuuuuut
So science and homosex is good? Father, I am confusion.
Congratulations! You just won the internet!
Well this makes Hell sound like the place to be with all the cool people. Who do I have to screw to get an invite to this? Oh right, ANYBODY.
Sweet!
Way to make the alternative sound about as exciting as Scrabble night at the Senior Center. Epic fail, who ever made this sign!
I suppose because I inherited 1.68 million after my parents died – I’m going to hell fo sho. Thanks mom and dad.
Oh wait – I’m atheist! There is no hell!
^ ^ Win.
When he said Masturbators, we all got forbid.
I feel bad, I only qualify four times.
Wait, make that 7.
Illogical.
If we make the assumption that all those people are going to Hell, then they are obviously not Hell’s most wanted, now are they? But Hell obviously wants all the people who aren’t on that list.
…gotta catch ‘em all.
Hipsters are not wanted on that list
it says hypocrites, so much for the makers of this sign…
well looks like i have at least five of them. i’ll meet u there for the party
sports fans?!?!?!!?
Hypocrites is on there…basically, every single person is going to hell.
On the plus side, Hell might not be that bad. Christians just want us to go to their fancy nightclub when Hell gets all the cool bands.
Not that most of you haven’t figured it out, but not all Christians are like this.
In fact, I figure it does more for Christianity as a whole for me to be a nice guy, live a decent life, and be accepting of others. Kinda like that Jesus fellah we’re supposed to be emulating. :O
There ya go
hehe, 2
Yay! I got 10! Except… Why does it have “lesbians” separated from “homosexuals”? Lesbians sre homosexuals. Well, I got 2 for 1, so hallelujah babe, I’m going to hell!
*are
So… basically this sign is against anything that is not like them? But what if you are a homosexual christian? I mean. They exist. But according to this sign they would still go to hell.
And I am pretty sure the bible does not even cover half of these things. Surely it is a sin to lie. But that would mean these christians would go to hell as well. Since they seem to know it all better and make witty signs to make you repent or whatever that means.
All this sign wants to make you do is convert to atheism. Oh wait. I am already an atheist. which means I do not believe in hell and the bible is just some fiction novel.
Freedom of Religion – The freedom to disregard others’ freedoms.
13 counts for me… so do I get VIP access or something?
I find it funny that lesbians are separate from homosexuals. because they don’t mean the same thing at all…LOL>
I must really be going to hell with 13. But then again… that seems to be the place to go as it seems that just about everyone is going there.
Wait, the sign has both “homosexuals” AND “lesbians”, separately?
Are they aware that “homosexual” covers both gay and lesbian? Also, what about transgender folk, and everyone else on the expansive sexual spectrum? Are they allowed to go to heaven, since they’re not on the sign?
Straight to Hell. Intersexed people, for instance, would fall under the category of ”punished for their father’s sin”. What that means is ”ewww, different people, I hate that, but I need a reason… I know, god agrees with me! MAGIC WEEE!”
I’m wanted 5 times; What’s my bounty?
Ofcourse, the book was written under influence of those, it seems allright?
Clearly hell is the place to be because all the cool peeps seem to be going there.
Christians don’t!
oh wait, “Child molestors”
And hypocrites.
Its official. Satanists go to heaven.
This! ROFLMAO!
I’m like 12 of those things… LOL
BTW: ‘Child molesters’ – 95% of priests – hell
Whoever said 95% of priests were child molesters? For that matter whoever said priests couldn’t go to hell?
I’ve got 5.
6 if you count the things I’ve stooped doing.
Just bought myself 12 one-way tickets to hell….
Bring a friend, or eleven! Heck, if you get another ticket, you could have apostles and be Anti-Jesus!
Ah, the Anti-Christ. Turning wine to water, bringing zombies back from the dead, torching villages. What a nice fellow.
The people who put things like this up are disgraces to Christianity. We are supposed to approach with love, a peaceful manner, and light. God loves each of the people who commit these things, just not their actions. It does not immediately damn you to Hell if you do these things. You are still loved by God, and you will always have a chance at forgiveness, redemption, and finally, salvation. Of course, I am a Christian, so you may not agree with me, but I am not here to fight. Just to state the facts of how my religion is SUPPOSED to work.
ohhhhhhh, you’re a REAL christian?? why didn’t you say so?
I was just saying that the people who do these things aren’t getting the point. They are missing God’s message, not looking into the real meanings of what the bible says. I’m sorry if I sound religiously prideful, but some of these people, like the people from Westboro Baptist Church are not fully understanding it all.
yeah, I know. I’m sorry I was meaning to be sarcastic rather than mean. You’re right, the poster-maker is clearly unhinged, and you probably wouldn’t find this sort of thing in a nice church these days. But you WOULD find it in the angry sermons thundered out to people of my grandparent’s age, and certainly this kind of thing has historically been the message that Christianity preaches. NOT preaching hellfire and damnation appears to be a pretty new thing.
It just bugs me any time I see a christian distance themselves from another christian, it makes me think that there simply isn’t a single version of the religion that everyone agrees with. Everytime someone shouts “no true scot!” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman I think, well how am I supposed to know who the true christians are? why don’t they realise their own bible then?
Christians who are on the right path, and who understand, will normally not be damning people to hell and judging them for who they are. Thats God’s, and God’s alone, job. I guess they just don’t understand, simple as that. They need to really pay attention to what God’s saying. Christianity is supposed to be loving and welcoming, not “Damn you! Everyone’s going to hell! I am so much more holy than thou!”, because our God is a gentle one. And my church actually protested against goons like this at a soldier’s funeral
. It was awesome, we even had a biker gang with us XD.
well if you are a christian i have a few questions i would like answered. To begin with; how do you believe homo sapiens came to be? And following on; how old do you believe the earth is there of?
Don’t know what part of Christianity you’re from but I agree
I am non-denominational. We don’t feel that it’s necessary to separate ourselves from eachother
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They’re playing a classic game. Put others down so you can make yourself not feel like a worthless piece of trash.
Hypocrites, guess hell wants everybody religious then.
Sports fans, i dont even…?
Lol’d at “Hypocrites”
Hm … 12-13 (not sure about the Whoremonger, but it IS hard to say. Some girls these days are so slutty …).
Not bad, but there’s space for improvement!
Next month I will get a gender-transformation so I could be lesbian/homosexual – that adds another 2!!!
And tomorrow I’m meeting a friend of mine who’s a shaman to talk about paganism.
Christians, nobody wants them
neo-nazis
What about them?
Wow, I am in 13 of those categories – I guess me and Satan are BFFs!
Thanks for making me feel wanted, that’s true Christian generosity!
Its saddening to see how these people twist Christianity. I’m sorry thats how you think we are.
And I’m sorry that so many Christians seem to have no sense of humor…
Oh, we do, I just thought you were being serious ^^;.
6/22
9/22
9/22 here too
The psychics should have seen that one coming.
I’m sure they did. Notice how they seem to be so few and far between…
Probably the best post yet.
so lesbians aren’t homosexuals? they are listed separately…
13 out of 22
Sweet!
Witches? LOL
Evolutionists? LOL
Sex change if you really wanted to be a lesbian.
So…. now what?
Oh I know.
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
I mean. If their little made up book is real. Why can’t the flying spaghetti monster be real? At least this religion has some common sense.
(Yeah I know some christians are normal but that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to say this :> )
abstinence till marriage and strict rules? No thanks, i’ll stick to my beer and pirates
Ramen brother.
Sh*t, I practice dark arts, drink a lot, masturbate, love money, partially believe in evolution and…OH HAI SATAN, how you doin’?
I got 14, and I’m OK with that.
At least we’ll never freeze in hell. And they play good music, Lady gaga with judas for example. At least….everyone says that’s hell-music. Cant wait.
Nah nah nah, they’ll play this in hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zYSv9IqzEg
Looking at this, this is going through my head:
Apparently the only thing worse than being a homosexual is being a lesbian
Yeah, I don’t understand how their reasoning works on that….
7
well im only 16 so i guess ill get to work on filling in the rest 
Hm. I think I technically have 7.
But it looks like bisexuals are safe!
Gotta LOVE how they added “hypocrites”. That’s pretty much every Christian, ever.
99.95% of them, at least. Not a Christian myself, but I’ve met one or two of them who are actually decent people.
Is it weird if i fit all categories?
I prayed to Jesus once, then MJ died, just as I asked.
I am officially declaring that ‘Hate Mongering’ is a real sport, now we all go to hell, YAY!
With regards to pot smoking and drinking, I say –
“It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man.” Matt 15:11
That might apply to some other listed activities also.
The sign is missing a couple of categories — politicians and “those who listen to that rock and roll”.
politicians are covered in liars, money-lovers and hypocrites.
So you’re saying that Christian guys all swallow? Good to know…
And “listeners of rock and roll” falls under fornicators.
This sign reminds me of the concept for a strange joke.
“So one day, Richard Dawkins, Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise enter a sports-bar …”
I don’t see cheaters on the list. I’m good.
im wanted… 13 times:D
i only got 6, how can i get more?
Which 6? depending on your morals (or lach thereof), you could probably go for a super dedicated 22
I’ve got 8
*lack
Crap… I hit at least five or six of that criteria, I’m a masturbating-money lover-atheist-evolutionist-atheist-blasphemer … I’ll send you a letter from hell
I am twelve and what is this?
New high score-I got 11!
But seriously, if this is the most wanted list, I don’t want to know whats on the regular wanted list.
I got 14…New High Score!!
The regular list includes: people who don’t indicate when they turn, people who throw gum on the sidewalk, people who give their kids stupid names, vegetarians, cyclists, democrates, republicans, royalists, Carnies, Early morning taxi drivers, My Boss, Terrible dancers, good dancers, belly dancers, Used car salesmen, defense lawyers, traffic light window washers, people with cookie monster hair, The people who made Jersey Shore, the people in Jersey Shore, The wiggles (they know why), clowns, Trapize artists, Mime artists, all artists, those people who stand by the side of the road holding signs, bouncers, barmen, parking wardens, traffic cops………………
Forever Alone Guy, duh. NO ONE wants him.
Huh. Well, I’m an atheist and don’t believe in an afterlife, but if there were heaven and hell, I wouldn’t want to spend eternity in the same place as them anyway. THAT in itself would be hell.
What if you masturbate purely for the actual feeling of masturbating? Problem solved.
Evolutionists and sports fans? Most of those being put down for no reason. I see a problem with child molesters, thieves, and maybe psychics, but the rest are too general or just blown off. Whoever put this up is incredibly ignorant and are probably at least one these? I sure whatever god they worship isn’t exactly pleased about all this hate.
Oh, I’m sorry I thought it said psychos. Well, that was silly of me.
Trollfest: 2011
Christians are so stupid, makes me laugh
like a true christian put that up. those fire and brimstone type christians arent true christians. saying something like that contradicts against the bible.
Got fifteen. What did I win? Am I good satanist now?
Anyone notice that murder isn’t on that list?
Jesus used mercy.
It’s very effective!
The first time I saw the picture, I read pagans as paganis, and I was wondering why God hates a car factory? Anyway lol! Only 4 of them!
I’v got 10 of em!
TO HELL IT IS!
I would just like to apologize to all the people who are not of Christian faith. This sign is absolutely incorrect and the people who made it do not understand the love and mercy of God. “All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23)” Everyone sins and makes mistakes but God will always love you and forgive you. God bless.
My sentiments exactly.
will all people trying to say that Real Christians don’t act like this kindly refer to the previous 2000 years of western history.
Win.
Yay I got all but prostitute and child molester, Do I win or something
you are a witch AND an atheist?
And gay and lesbian together? Atheist and pagan?
pot smokers??? really??? well if he didnt want us smoking it, he shouldn’t of created it then and put it on the earth. i hate stupid…ohh nevermind, this is just dumb. (arent they going to hell for telling everyone that belongs in one of these groups that they are going to hell? what is that “only god can judge?”)
wait i get it! this has something to do with the rapture right???? HAHAHA!!
Why are lesbians on there, but not gays or transpeople? I feel left out.
thou shalt not like sports
I’m a bisexual and I masterbated to this sign
TROLLING LIFE IS FUN
I feel like such a goody two shoes, I only got five, and two of those are stretches.
10, still a virgin… and not really a big sports gal, oh yeah and the person who’s holding this sign is going to hell, because there is no one who is not a least one of these.
who thinks they missed something?
What, no Democrats or Liberals? I’ll be… they’re usually the target of at least half of the religious in the US.
I’m 16 of those :\
So, 16 out of 22…BOY I’M RAD!!! XD
My question is hell even big enough to fit all those sinners?
I’m going to Hell. Aah well. I was planning of going there anyway.
am i the only one who noticed physics at the end there?
It’s psychics
What about “do not condemn anyone, because you’re not the judges”
A better way to put it would be: “Hell’s most wanted : Everyone Repent while you can.”
Yeah, we all need help.
So… everyones going to hell then. At least every person on this planet is one of these no matter what. I’m pretty sure EVERYONE lied, or still does.
Cool, I get to get it on with girls in Hell.
So you’re a pimp then? Whoremonger=Pimp. Just checking.
So I guess God doesn’t like sports?
Sports fans? Really?