It’s a tradition that when we are about to sail we sing this fine sea shanty, a one, a two, a one two three “In the navy, you can join your fellow man, in the navy…..”
Granted, not much more. The above poster is a prime example. If she lets you put your finger there in public, without freaking out and making a big deal out of it, then she’ll most likely let you put other things in wetter places in private.
Thank you, sexpert! I’ve always wondered how to get a girl to have sex with me. I totally believed Wanderingclay that this was “wrong,” but tomorrow I will go to the beach and put my finger in every girl’s bellybutton.
No, you’re doing it right.
I disagree, naval sex is hot!
Boat sex?
*navel
Or maybe you prefer to have sex with a boat.
100 internets to you, sir.
It’s a tradition that when we are about to sail we sing this fine sea shanty, a one, a two, a one two three “In the navy, you can join your fellow man, in the navy…..”
I’m on a boat…
“Your”
You´re doing it wrong !
No grammatical errors here, move along.
Please please please. It is “You’re” not “Your”, my god!
^ inafter those guys!
but inb4 those guys! v
Grammar. *You’re doing it wrong.
… and besides, something tells me you wouldn’t know any better.
Grammar nazi. You’re doing it right
The boy with his finger in the dyke.
Knowing how to get a girl to have sex with you
Wanderingclay is doing it wrong, dude in the pic is doing it right!
Wanderingclay, you actually have to do more than pay them with normal girls.
Granted, not much more. The above poster is a prime example. If she lets you put your finger there in public, without freaking out and making a big deal out of it, then she’ll most likely let you put other things in wetter places in private.
Thank you, sexpert! I’ve always wondered how to get a girl to have sex with me. I totally believed Wanderingclay that this was “wrong,” but tomorrow I will go to the beach and put my finger in every girl’s bellybutton.
You know, if you did this, you might actually get lucky. Although you will probably have a lot of court appearances as well.
Everyone knows its a numbers game.
WTF Hayden Panettiere?
Close enough.
doesn’t matter had sex
Bone the cheerleader, save the world!
But…but…but…it worked in The Room! There, she was totally loving it!
Clearly Wiseau knows his stuff.
dammit..i’ve been doing it wrong this whole time…
please, let me show him how to do it right!!!
OM NOM NOM NOM!!
Real Life Facebook poke
beep.
TUMMY WORSHIP
You’re doing it right.
Heck, by touching a real girl he’s making more progress than most of the people who sit at their computers making demotivational posters.
you sir…… win so hard i cant describe it properly….
This man raises a point. and she wouldn’t rly let him poke her there if who wasn’t letting him do it other place… or I might be wrong
perhaps this was taken just before she freaked out
Boop.
i boop’d you
…and I always thought “pressing all her right buttons” was just a phrase…
+1
Hoooooly crap, that’s hot. I was gonna save it until later, but what the hey *fapfapfapfapfapfap
SPELLING
You’re doing it wrong.
He’s trying to find her OFF button.
She must have her -nag- mode turned on right now.
yeah you just stick it in her and pee. well unless you don’t wanna get her pregnant then you just pee on her leg
if it were any other place id think you were joking. but the internet actually does contain people that stupid so careful what you say
Is it a “mute” button?
Weird Al disagrees.
Idk but maybe it happened that this guy just has his finger on the air and due to the camera angle looked like he’s putting it in her belly button.
Poking – you’re doing it right.
Pretty sure it’s a shop. A good one, but a shop nonetheless…