AMERICA
more superheroes pecaptia than any other country
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…except for Australia and the UK, which have higher obesity rates than America.
This. Just this.
Oh yeah? http://www.hivehealthmedia.com/world-obesity-stats-2010/
“About the author: Doug is a personal trainer, a fitness blogger and author, a competitive athlete, and a student of nutrition and exercise science. He’s also the co-founder of the Hive Health Media blog network.”
Seems legit.
THANK YOU. Nopony seems to understand this.
Hey! You are not on your pony site. Don’t speak your stupid pony speak. Yeesh.
That’s because ponies only come in three sizes.
nope, that’s because his mama is fat.
Nauru is the top of this list The good ole US is about number nine.
also mexico
the blobs is not JUST fat.
He is also bullet proof, surprisingly fast and agile.
And can make himself impossible to move.
FALSE
The Blob is a villan.
So Villains can’t have superpowers?
Magneto would like a word with you. Hell most of the X-Men villains would like a word with you.
It didn’t say “More people with superpowers per capita than any other country.”
It said SUPER-HEROES
You are now implying that all fat people in america are criminals?
I’m sorry to inform you but…
You just lost the game.
FALSE
The Blob was USUALLY a villain.
He worked for the government as a member of Freedom Force, where he was not a villain. He was not always a hero either, but there have been times when he was. OP is not incorrect, just incomplete.
yeah right, a real superhero.
“The Blob’s” special movie is probably him trying to find his penis for like 6 hours
In America, we don’t have that issue.
In Soviet Russia, however, penis find you!
In prison too…
I lol’d.
not on the blob,
but on the ‘America, more superheroes per capita than any other country’ statement:
Well duh, that’s because as a country we have way more problems and the masses are not intelligent enough to solve them themselves, we rely on the few to do it for us.
unlike in Europe, where the elites have…
oh.
I can think of quite a few countries with people not smart enough to solve problems much worst and pleantiful then what the average American has to face.
The masses are quite capable of solving the problems. The government just won’t get out of the way and let them.
It did, look up “unregulated mortgage-backed securities”.
I didn’t invest in those stupid things. Why do my taxes go to pay the idiots who destroyed their banks with them?
inb4 Ryan Waxx whining.
In his stead, I would like to refer to the first post which points out the UK and Australia have had severely increasing obesity rates and, according to several research polls, have indicated that they now surpass the US in obesity rates.
Other countries having more fatties now means that America doesn’t have a lot of fatties.
Gotcha.
In justice’s defense, the poster does say “than any other country.”
Oh please. Get over yourselves, young twits with too much Internet access.
AMERICA
A continent, not a country
There is no American Continent. There is a North America and South America that are two separate continents.
Wikipedia doesn’t agree with you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas
See that “s” on the end of Americas? yeah….
The Americas, or America (Spanish: América, Portuguese: América, French: Amérique, Quechua: Amirika, Guaraní: Amérika, Aymara: Amërika, Dutch: Amerika).
See the fourth word? yeah….
This^
Statians should stop talking like they own the continent, or at the very least stop trying to make up new definitions America just to fit their over-inflated ego.
It’s not so much our over inflated ego, it’s just we are the only ones who matter.
The United States of America has been known as “America” for generations by both “Statians” as you put it, and by the populations of people all over the world. Live with it. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it true.
When we are referring to a continent, then it would be North America, or South America. To the retard who pointed out the wiki saying that America is a continent, look harder. That is a geopolitical region consisting of TWO continents. And the name is rarely used. Hence it being FOURTH in the list.
Using Wiki as a source, that make it an automatic fail.
You also fail a second time for not reading your source. It calls the Americas land masses, not continents, that is a big difference since not all land masses are continents. Then it goes on to say that America is usually referred to mean the USA.
From the first paragraph.
In English, the plural form the Americas is often used to refer to the landmasses of North America and South America with their associated islands and regions while the singular form America is primarily used to refer to the United States of America.[2][4][5
Here is some reading on what a continent is
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
… Which means that anyone referring to ‘Americans’ is generalizing everyone between the Canadian tundra and the southern-most point of Chile and Argentina. By extension, the Caribbean islands can be included. …Stereotyping two entire continents… Do you now recognize the absurdity of the common usage of the term ‘American?’
Do you get this butthurt about people from the Federal Republic of Germany calling themselves Germans?
^esto
Are you this anal about every country name, or is your butthurt exclusive to Americans?
He’s King Arthur, I bet he even manages to keep Britain/U.K./Great Britian/Whales/Wails/Wales/Ireland/Barfightia from getting mixed up.
i c whut u did thar
Unfunny troll is unoriginal.
Even as an American (or United Statian, as some people prefer we call ourselves), I found this funny.
United Statian… lol
I REALLY doubt we’re going to change centuries of lingual usage with someone’s 30 seconds of internet butthurt.
The Heavy is Russian…
This.
I think his superpower is being able to walk unsupported…
His fat stops the bullets, so you can go f**k yourself, Superman.
Actually, Blob’s power is being immovable. So, even if he weren’t a mass of bubbling fat, you still wouldn’t be able to kick him down.
Thank you! I came here to say that.
Actually the fat is part of his power. His body has it’s own gravity that makes him immovable. But unlike normal fat, his fat is also bulletproof and has a level of invulnerability to it. Hooray for Joke-killing chickens.
uhmmm… the blob’s super power isn’t being obese, its being inamovable… i think it means he can’t be moved by others. he also happens ti be obese… expect obese magneto, obese spiderman, obese proffesor X, etc…
Arch-villians? Diabetes Type 1 & 2 – they’re super effective…
Villain* … damn… but i guess it would be arch-nemesis since he’s a villain…
actually the blobs super power is indestructible skin and being immovable he developed a eating disorder which caused him to become fat taking on the name the blob.
^ What he said.
Thank you too.
Why did somebody feel the need to “explain” the caption for us, and then gorch the words “per capita”?
I’m pretty sure everyone in America calls this guy ‘The Blob’ and everyone outside America just calls him Captain America. Just sayin’. At least this guy doesn’t have a frisbee. Although he could have a dinner plate as a shield.
Only mad at your failed attempt at comedy.
Troll much?
I humbly suggest that the creator of this submission fix the global hero imbalance by becoming AN HERO just as soon as he can.
Called it.
Don’t make us sit on you…