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As long as said direction contains another state, then yes.
Unless said state is Iowa, then it just gets worse.
but I LIKE pancakes!
I always thought of Nebraska as the end of the world <.<
Get messed up on chemicals and screw in that field. That’s fun.
Seconded; Who cares about the curvature of the landscape anyway.
Oooh, they have a hill over there! That’s exciting! We don’t have those in North Dakota!
nebraska is very demotivational. but we have more jobs then 90% of other states. still not as flat as kansas and i guess north dakota which i did not know.
Most of those jobs are related to farm industry.
And Nebraska is still boring.
it looks like Kansas, only greener. im glad that Missouri has hills and trees though.
Nebraska has a lot more hills and trees than most people think. Arbor Day was even started in Nebraska
I hate nebraska (their government, not their people), they’re a bunch of homophobic religious half-wits.
Agreed. I should know, I’m a Nebraskan myself and I’m not proud of it.
I love Nebraskan men… those cowboys are hot… they just need to be more open minded, that’s all.
i don’t need their mind to be open, just their pants
I wonder how many Nebraskans died when they read this.
none
I died a little inside
HUSKERS STOMP WISCONSIN!…
Oh, wait.
Big ten you say? Now we’ve done it.
Can’t tell if trolling or just stupid.
In search of excitement and adventure, a whole bunch of them embarked upon a grand road trip to Madison, WI. However, grave misfortune befell our brave explorers, as they were set upon and mauled nearly to death by a pack of wild Badgers. They limped back to their homes, and realized that boredom might not be that bad after all.
I’m a Nebraska fan…and I find this substantially hilarious.
Sorry John,
Even us Badger fans expected that game to be much closer than it was…Oh well, maybe when we (more than likely) see each other again in the Big 10 championship it will be a tighter game… Here’s to hoping!
i am a nebraskan and i died when i read this
i am now a zombie nebraskan noe doesnt get more demotivating then that……
consider this: almost every one i know has a gun and knows how to use is.
Nebraska will be the safest place when the zombies come
I call bs. The grass in this picture is green, and there are trees in the background. Can’t be Nebraska.
You’ve never actually been there, have you…
Eyup. Even feels that way to people like me who live in actual Nebraskan cities (Lincoln, Omaha, and a few others). There’s a few more things to do in town, but I honestly wonder what those who live in most of NE do for fun.
Tip over cows…
It’s called rodeo boating hunting fishing hanging with friends basically all the samethings everyone else does
Right, like it’s more fun to sit in front of your computer all day in NYC than in Wilcox, Nebraska.
I can tell you it’s more fun to do just that in Ohio than Nebraska. But that’s due to the unfortunate luck that MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER GET RID OF AOL DIAL-UP FOR SOME REASON. -.- So nothing to do with the state itself really, but..
I used to live in Wilcox. Nice little town. I hear that the road
from Holdrege is now paved, so things are progressing.
nice!! I’m from Holdrege! That picture actually made me a little homesick.
I lived in Holdrege for a while too. I went to Kindergarten (1966) and 1st grade
at Franklin Elementary. (Then we moved to Ord and then Wilcox then Kearney
and then Imperial.)
Try the Texas Panhandle sometime….
Especially when you sit back down where you belong in the corner of the bar with your high heels on.
OH, i know right?!?! nebraska is so boring.
the only good thing about nebraska is everywhere else is not nebraska. makes it easy to go any were and have fun.
*Insert lame corn joke here*
lol I lived here XD
Wait… Are you sure that’s not Ohio?
How about about the whole midwest.
1) nebraska is the WEST
2) you can tell if from Oklahoma as the dirt roads in Oklahoma are BETTER than the asphalt/concrete roads in nebraska…not sure they have paved roads in nebraska.
Or virtually any state.
I’ve yet to visit a state where scenery like this can’t be found somewhere…
Not everything in Nebraska is boring. Everybody forgets about the Nebraska panhandle– it’s not flat; we’ve got bluffs, pine ridge, hills, and… wait, what was I talking about? Oh, yeah– everybody forgets about the Nebraska panhandle– it’s not flat; we’ve got bluffs… oh, crap– it is boring. But if you like beef and sugar, well, we’re your spot.
You have produced a winner.
Agriculture, Agriculture everywhere?
The best culture is, agriculture.
Nebraska, still more fun than Kansas and more liberal and more intelligent. Oh and that’ just the church going public. The politicians are down right hilarious compared to Kansas.
You say “liberal” like it’s a good thing…. o_O
eh could be worse…south dakota, don’t even think of living there…black hills is okay though.
worst state EVER
Don’t know what’s worse… The fact that my instant reaction as a Nebraskan was “so true” or that I recognize that the picture is taken between Roca and Hickman.
Wait. Someone cared enough about us to make a poster. HALLELUJAH!
I died laughing when I saw this. Yup, Nebraska is boring. Glad I don’t live there anymore. At least South Dakota is a bit better, the taxes aren’t as heafty and car insurance isn’t deathly expensive.
Nebraska is awesome, all sorts of low-maintenance roads to his with our trucks!
hit*
Yeah, right, cuz we’re all just corn-loving hicks in Nebraska. Nothing ever to do lolololol
Give me a break. I’m living in New York right now and I love coming back to Nebraska. There are problems with every state; get over it.
Plus, there are tons of things to do, especially in Omaha. Look around.
I think all those ninjas are fun, personally
Nebraska,
Where you can sit on your porch and watch your dog leave you…
for three days.
nebraska has ponies welcome to bronie heaven
Nebraska has ponies. Welcome to brony heaven.
I’d say this is true of several Midwestern states actually.
I love living in Nebraska, we may not have as many attractions, but the people are nice (generally), we only have a 4.2% unemployment rate, and the parks/recreation are top rated. I’m not saying I don’t want to visit other places, but I’ll always come back to Nebraska
I’m from Nebraska. Omaha in fact. Yes it gets boring once you’ve lived here for 20 years but we have one of the top Zoos in the World and we host the CWS and Nebraska is not just grass and corn. We also have the best football fans in the country.
Preach! I love Nebraska
I live between Omaha and Lincoln and there is a ton to do!
“He’s doing something behind her back. What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska – like that’s really a place.”
“I’m not in heaven and I’m not in hell. I must be in Nebraska.”
“I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead ’til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.”
“In nineteen minutes, this area’s gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.”
“Oh, what would a girl like Sarah want with a simple Nebraska boy like me? I don’t know nothin’ about fancy cars and fancy restaurants. Still, I would love to show her a moonlit night out by the haystacks.”
“M-O-O-N! That spells NEBRASKA!”
“In an emotional address at the state capitol, Nebraska Governor Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.”
“Are we in Chicago?”
“No, this is Nebraska, definitely Nebraska. Or Kansas. Definitely Ohio.”
“♫ Just to be fair, I wanna ask ya: / What’s so great about Nebraska? ♫”
“♫ It’s… da… ♫ corn! Definitely da corn!”
“This is my report on the oceans of the world. There are no oceans in Kansas. There are no oceans in Nebraska. There are no oceans in Nevada. There are no oceans in Minnesota. There are no oceans in Iowa. There are no…”
“Good thing the guy’s a lousy shot!”
“He’s not aiming at us. Those plasma orbs will melt the ice cap.”
“And?”
“Flood half the planet.”
“Always so negative, K. Don’t you think Nebraska deserves a beachfront?”
“There were these guys in Indiana and Nebraska and they argued that Indiana and Nebraska weren’t states. Which was a pretty valid argument in the late 1700s. But in 1995 and ’96, well I saw a map at that time, trust me: Nebraska and Indiana are sh*t-holes, but they’re states.”
“You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I’ve never heard of?”
“Yeah. And what if you’re in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn’t always better.”
“Why you gotta hate on Nebraska?”
If I ever go to Nebraska, the only way I’m getting off the interstate more than ten miles is if I forget about Children of the Corn.
I am a teenager who lives in Nebraska, and I can honestly say that Nebraska isn’t all that boring.
Did Lady Gaga sing a song about your state? Didn’t think so. Suck. It.
exactly^ her boyfriend graduated from my school, and they filmed the video in Springfield where I live. My school has about 300 students, and the town has about 1500, but we always find fun.