try it sometime – you’d be surprised at the effect… drinking beer from a straw seems to get one high faster.
don’t wail on the theory before you try it, real men should at least have the balls to consider the possibility that the world as they know it isn’t necessarily truth.
When you want a drink of beer, you take the plate off of the bottle and hold it with your other hand. What this does is free up a hand to hold/eat the burger/sandwich/chips/wings while the other holds both the beer and the plate with no risk of dropping either.
Really, you say intelligence, but I think you mean something else. I’ve never had an issue with sitting the fu<k down, setting the plate on a table (or my lap) and setting the beer on the table (or between my feet) while I eat like a normal human being.
Who said the plate was stuck to the bottle and couldn’t be taken off when you want to drink?
Here, have 20 of my IQ points, you need them more than I do. And it might help you find out how to open a door, too.
Really? It’s not a bloody rubix cube. Take the plate off the bottle, take a swig, put plate back on bottle, use free hand to pick up food. There you go. Pat pat. sigh.
Straw. Problem solved.
you beat me to it..
lol i was going to say that also
He bate everybody for it.
Damn you all to hell…
yeah
You guys are such nerds. You don’t, … , real men don’t drink beer from a straw.
I dont know how to tell you, but real men dont think budweiser is beer
^This.
Au Contraire. Real men ONLY drink from straws.
Made of bacon
or titanium
If I had some spare cash I might pick one of those up for $5 at the convenience store down the street. Yes, they actually exist.
Why not, you get just as drunk.
As if real men would use that holder.
try it sometime – you’d be surprised at the effect… drinking beer from a straw seems to get one high faster.
don’t wail on the theory before you try it, real men should at least have the balls to consider the possibility that the world as they know it isn’t necessarily truth.
Bendy Straw*
Or, ya know, the free hand you have to eat with… use that hand to LIFT THE PLATE OFF THE BOTTLE before drinking! Never a problem in the first place…
that is what straws are for
damn
When you want a drink of beer, you take the plate off of the bottle and hold it with your other hand. What this does is free up a hand to hold/eat the burger/sandwich/chips/wings while the other holds both the beer and the plate with no risk of dropping either.
Yay! Someone else with enough intelligence to see the issue with this demotivational poster.
Really, you say intelligence, but I think you mean something else. I’ve never had an issue with sitting the fu<k down, setting the plate on a table (or my lap) and setting the beer on the table (or between my feet) while I eat like a normal human being.
Well sometimes there is just no chair to sit on or table to put the bottle on, e.g. in a very crowded place.
Clearly no one invites Ayup to parties!
You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means…
Also frees up the other hand to punch the other team’s sports fan next to you.
You don’t seem to grasp the word “lazy”.
Thank you! I was losing faith in humanity!
You grab the ‘plate’ with your other hand, pull the bottle out from underneath, drink, then put the ‘plate’ back on. How friggin’ difficult is that?
u cant just use any straw, u gotta use a swirly straw
so a COLD beer surrounded by HOT meal? yeah right..
I assume, cos it’s american, you’re supposed to finish a plate of snacks EVERY SINGLE TIME you take a drink of beer!
I assume, cos it’s american, no-one actually wants to drink the beer and all it is good for is holding up food
the maker of this has clearly never heard about pulling out before
That looks like a Budweiser. Why would you want to drink that in the first place?
Agreed. But you could use the Bud as the plate holder and use your free hand to hold a beer worth drinking.
Who said the plate was stuck to the bottle and couldn’t be taken off when you want to drink?
Here, have 20 of my IQ points, you need them more than I do. And it might help you find out how to open a door, too.
Really? It’s not a bloody rubix cube. Take the plate off the bottle, take a swig, put plate back on bottle, use free hand to pick up food. There you go. Pat pat. sigh.
Seems pretty easy to me. Not sure if troll or just stupid…
first world problems –
“I have to remove the holder from my beer and hold it in my other hand in order to drink it AND put it back on afterwards”
By pulling the beer out and drinking it you miss the point of the tray entirely. L.A.Z.Y. Where’s my bacon filled titanium straw?
It doesn’t help the drinking part, it’s for holding both the food and the bottle with one hand, having the other one free for eating.
Seriously peolpe, does this really need an explaination? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…
yeah I’ve seen enough pr0n to know where this is going…