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THAT’S WHY
they don’t know where Estonia is located

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  1. Lolwat? says:

    O SNAP.

  2. benny says:

    I DO!!! It’s right below Finland (and next to Russia). My Music and Nationalism class spent a week on Estonia (mostly talking about some giant concert they have every year). My teacher knew more about Estonia than any legally sane person ever should.

    • omg says:

      nerds gonna nerd

      • iHateFridays says:

        no sh*t sherlock eastern europe is where they reside

        • benny says:

          I’m curious as to who your comment is directed towards and what it has to do with anything.

          If you were talking to me, I stated where the country was located to illustrate that the demotivational was not entirely correct in its assumption that Americans do not know the location of Estonia (as I am American and know full well where it is located as stated in my post).

        • sajseven says:

          Estonia is in northern Europe, smart-ass. -_-

    • The Master says:

      Estonia is south of Finland over the Gulf of Finland. It is above Latvia and Lithuania, three former Soviet states that were freed when the USSR fell. Before they were in the USSR they were free states that were given to Russia pre-WWII by Germany.

      Estonia right now is THE Atheist nation in the world and during WWII the Germans considered their women to be the most beautiful and were prized as trophy wives for officers.

    • YeI'veHeardThatBefore says:

      Yep, because ‘murica is the most important country and sane people should spend only a little amount of time learning about foreign countries. ‘MURICA FU*K YEAH !

  3. obi wan says:

    person who made this one must be a lavahead :P

  4. Tank668 says:

    The Soviet Union occupied the Baltic States, including Estonia, when Germany invaded Poland in 1939. Germany invaded them on the way to Leningrad in 1941. The Soviets retook them in 1944 when they kicked the Germans out.

  5. sw says:

    Pfffft….everyone knows it’s in New York.

  6. 0_0 says:

    Now I do.

  7. Echo says:

    The US sucks. I had to look up the War of 1812 because I never heard about it in school. I probably would still not know about it if it were not for my visit to Fort Mackinac.

    • PIP says:

      No, you’re school sucks. I was educated in the US and I heard about the War of 1812 in elementary history, junior high, high school and we spent about six weeks doing a project on it in my freshman, American history class in college, additionally I was aware that Estonia was in Eastern Europe although I will grant you I didn’t know as much as others on here seem to know but my US education had covered it. Most schools will teach you a lot if you’re willing to work at it and learn.

  8. Herrow says:

    I’m a history major, and I’ve taken a few classes on Europe. I’ve got a grasp of where Estonia is.

    • Stressed College Student says:

      I’m not going to lie. I’m a history minor and have no idea where it is. I’m just hypothesizing it’s in Eastern Europe.

  9. ._. says:

    Sorry, but even the quote’s not true. The average American doesn’t even know where Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan are located.

  10. dani says:

    Is that the Norwegian guy who wrote the song I’ve been listening to for a week straight? (In the Hall of the Mountain King) ‘-’

    • Deluded says:

      Can’t tell if trolling or just very stupid.

      I’m betting on the former though.

    • Dr. G. Freeman says:

      Yeah, it does look a bit like Grieg. I too must be “very stupid” ’cause I don’t see the point of putting a Norwegian composer’s picture alongside a quote regarding the location of Estonia. Was there something in an American newspaper that tried to pass him off as Estonian or something?!?

      • theguy says:

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nietzsche

        I seriously hope you were trolling.

        • Cryzz says:

          Just having a magnificent mustache doesn’t automatically make you a German philosopher.

          That guy on the picture is Samuel Clemens, for crying out loud! Better known by his pseudonym Mark Twain. The caption on the photo is a Mark Twain quote.

          “Can’t tell if trolling” indeed…

          • theguy says:

            True. I clearly mistook Twain for Nietzsche even though the moustache seemed a bit small. I apologize for that. Still, this makes Dr. G. Freeman even more wrong.

            • Dr. G. Freeman says:

              Dude, read my post again. I was trying to make sense of one of the most oonfusing demotivationals I’d ever seen. I said it looked *like* Grieg, not that it *was* Grieg. Do a Google images search for Edvard Grieg and you’ll see the resemblance.

              So no, not trolling. Just confused.

              @ Cryzz: kudos to you sir/ma’am, and thank you for clearing this up. I find it a bit hard to tell poorly lit monochrome images of headshots with similar hair-and-face features of old guys apart. You’re either extremely well educated and/or have an amazing eye for detail.

  11. Meh says:

    I know where Estonia is it is right near Finland and next to Latvia

  12. michelle says:

    Still don’t know what Mark Twain and Estonia have in common… ??

  13. podf says:

    I thought Europe was a country

  14. Yes, because one of the most heavily occupied and war ravaged countries in Europe is somehow free of war, yes, that’s the only explanation why Americans don’t know about it. ’cause Australia is so worried about the geography of South America that intimate details of the geopolitical conflicts between Columbia and Venezuela are taught to first graders, Russia teaches about the rich history of the island nation of Tuvalu, and any South African child stopped on the street can give you a detailed breakdown of the economy of Iceland.

  15. TS says:

    It probably helps if you’re old enough to remember when the Baltic States became independent.

  16. K says:

    hehee, I’m from Estonia and *I* find this meme hilarious :)

  17. snaz says:

    During WWII the US gave Allied nations billions of dollars worth of Lend-Lease war material. The material was to be paid for after the war was won, with lots of the material to be returned.

    Guess what? Only one country repaid all it’s debts. Estonia.

    Great Britain refused to return the guns that belonged to private US citizens that were loaned to the Brits to defend their shores.

  18. Derpadoo says:

    Noone knows where Estonia is located – and does anyone really care anyway?

  19. spookie says:

    Declare war to ALL the nations!
    Oh, I mean peace missions…

  20. GbreadMan says:

    Of course Americans know where Estonia is located….it’s where all the Estoners live, so it’s obviously in California.

  21. strongman34 says:

    Estonia is a region. It’s in a place. It is home to many locations, and even some areas.

    Seriously, I only knew it was a country. Looks like a very small percentage of memebase replied to this. That is to say: 50% of everyone who knows where Estonia is.

  22. tag says:

    Can’t tell if trolling, or actually cares about the Americans’ grasp on geography. Oh, just trying to troll on Americans for any reason they can find… Europeans tend to do that a lot. Soccer or football?

  23. Clio says:

    It’s a valid generalisation. As an estonian I’ve gotten all kinds of odd responses to declaring my nationality online. ”im from california, u? oh estonia? what state is it in?” ”Why don’t you speak russian?” ”It’s next to Albania, right?” ”I thought it was a town near Moscow.” “Eastern Europe” etc.
    To be fair then it’s not limited to USA either. My sister, who studies in Glasgow, once told me a story of a student who was confident that Estonia was neighboring Nigeria. Apparently the teacher convinced that student, that she (my sister) was an african royalty who was here as part of an exchange student program. For the lulz.
    For the record my sister is white as flour with blonde hair. I’m not sure if the student actually bought that royalty-explanation but anyway true story bro.

    • Cryzz says:

      Heh. When I first met someone from Estonia – back in the 90s – I asked her to say something in Estonian, and she rattled off an introduction. I said “That sounds a bit like Finnish” and she was all surprised, saying “Yes, very good, most people actually think it sounds like Japanese.” (Up to that point, I knew where Estonia was but had no idea that the languages were related.)

  24. Local says:

    As an estonian, I am proud to live in the atheist capitol of the world. For the rest: I don’t really care or demand that US citizens know where Estonia is located, if they knew where all their 51 states are,that would be about enough for them. Since Estonia is pretty small and has been brought as an example for other countries to come out of the recession, it’s location is pretty irrelevant.

  25. Ah, a Kerli reference. “I’m from a land called secret Estonia. Nobody knows where it’s at!” Cool.

  26. joepesci says:

    Goddamnit Estonia is not in Eastern Europe, just because it’s on the eastern half of it doesn’t mean it can be generalized as such. It’s in the Baltic States, which border the North Sea. It’s about as much “Eastern Europe” as Greece is.

    • StolzerWestfale says:

      The Baltic States border north sea, seems totally legit.

    • Emma says:

      Baltic countries…Baltic sea…Doesn’t ring a bell, eh?

      And it’s not only in the US. I’m from Lithuania myself, and when I was in Sweden, I had to explain to some people where Lithuania is located.
      Complete geniuses live in this world.

    • Volts says:

      Sir, i live in Estonia. It most definitely IS in eastern europe. All the baltic states are

  27. Estonian says:

    ESTONIA RULES,Least i live there !!!!

  28. drat says:

    Well that plan obviously backfired.

  29. Estonian says:

    I live in Estonia and it rocks around here :) )

  30. Spike says:

    This far down and no one’s even mentioned Switzerland?!?

    • Uninspired Required Name says:

      Good chocolate and awesome mountains. Love it. Happy?

      • Tank668 says:

        And assault rifles, lots of assault rifles.

        • ArbitraryPandemonium says:

          And neutrality. Switzerland is so neutral that it would rather wage war on the entire world than pick a side. If there was a war between France and Austria and both countries demanded that Switzerland pick a side, the Swiis government would say “F_ck you!” to the both of them. If that didn’t turn off the warring nations, the Swiss would declare on the both of them, Germany, Great Britain, Mozambique, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Indonesia, Botswana, Greenland, and Antarctica just for safe measure.

          Am I right, Swiss? ;)

          • The_Awesome_Prussia says:

            And don’t forget shooting EVERYONE’S planes down in the wars XD

            Ah, Switzerland, why you so awesomely crazy?

  31. Uninspired Required Name says:

    Hey, I’ll have you know that I DO know where Estonia is, thanks to the movie ‘Encino Man’. So THERE.

  32. Kevin says:

    Proud to be estonian!

  33. HerpDerp says:

    Wow, here I am, sitting behind my computer, in my hometown of Tartu, Estonia, thinking that I’m in the safest country ever, and now I see this! Thanks, man, now people know Estonia excists! Where am I gonna hide from the Troll Hunters now, huh?! They’re gonna by all over my ass, now that they know the secret location of the greatest troll-camp ever! Damn it. Now me and my grandma gotta go live in Siberia! Tõbras.

  34. axxzzxxa says:

    Am I the only one who’s surprised how many estonians are on memebase srsly our population is like only 1 mil or so…

  35. EvilEric says:

    Been there, great place. Tallinn (the capital) is a beautiful city. Oh wait, forgot not American, don’t count!

  36. KuhnTucker says:

    I think that qualifies Estonia for one of those fancy Freedom Packages John Oliver was talking about

  37. Kate says:

    Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one wondering about that. :D
    Still, it’s pretty sweet there’s so many of us here.

  38. Vivienne says:

    Estonia’s one of the easiest ones.
    Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania are all in alphabetical order on the map, you know.

  39. H.K. says:

    Thanks, idiot, now people will look Estonia up. Do we really want illiterate Americans to know how awesome our country is? Risk that some might come here to look at our famously beautiful women and want to take some home? Oh no, they can take all the Russian mail order brides. Let’s keep Estonia secret.

  40. Chris Weaver says:

    Actually it’s a paraphrase of an Ambrose Bierce quote:
    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/ambrose_bierce_8.html

  41. türaaaaa says:

    Türa su ema on r2pane lits!

  42. WeatherVain says:

    I feel bad for saying this, but it’s probably for the best Americans don’t know where Estonia is.

    I’m sure the last thing Europe needs is more obnoxious American tourists.

  43. haha says:

    first time i have heard of this soil… lolololol

  44. Shizzle says:

    Well I think typical American doesn’t know at least 2 countries which start with the letter U (Utah doesn’t count)

  45. iko says:

    I live in Estonia…

  46. herp says:

    I have no idea where it is… and I’m Canadian!

  47. Keith says:

    There’s obviously no Oil or Drug Manufacturing Plants in Estonia then?

  48. Murtagh says:

    Kahtlemata on see tore, et Eestist ka räägitakse, aga samas on pisut masendav jälle ja jälle kirjeldada kellelegi, et kus Eesti asub.

    And that was estonian ^^
    I’m happy to be Estonian, and also I’m glad that some people DO know, where Estonia is, but yes, as some of us have said, it wouldn’t bee too cool, if every summer and stuff loads of tourists would come here. We have enough Finnish people coming here every year, we don’t need stupid americans. :) No offence, tho.
    And that wasn’t the translation, no.

  49. Nick says:

    tf is Estonia?


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