FRIENDS & MERCY
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Mark my words, you better be real nice to that dork.
Yea or he will cut you up…to make it easier to eat you
Unfortunately, if those blades are sharpened, he can get quite dangerous just by flailing around. They’re strapped to his forearms, so he can’t even dice himself without some serious work.
He can cut his own legs real good.
And I’m betting the next time we hear from him it’ll be on LFMF.
Something tells me a guy buying cheap $20 blades wouldn’t think to sharpen them before facing the big bad bully.
And yes, I’ve seen them before.
http://budk.com/Swords/Spy-Watcher-Sword?
That is the kind of picture you get in the newspapers after he flips.
That is the kind of picture you get in the newspapers after he goes over the edge.
You can say that again with slight changes in wording.
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Sure he does, someone took the picture.
aliens
False.
His mother.
nope, built in timer
His last remained friend, who was devoured shortly after this photo was taken.
**remaining
there is timer shot, you know…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/59684236@N08/6280666037/in/photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/59684236@N08/6280666037/in/photostream
wow.. anyone know where to find these? I wanna get drunk and feel like Baraka
Those are the Blood Rayne blades (though those would be the version you’d get at the Ninja weapon sites).
I’ll bet he also obsesses about World of Warcraft.
HAHAHAHAHA HE IS FAT AND BEING SILLY AND HAVING FUN DOING SOMETHING HE LIKES LETS LAUGH AT HIM! Pricks.
You must be new to the internet.
Well, let me be the first to welcome you.
Let the blood rayne!
he had them but then he ate them
You know, with all the trolling going on, I expected something better in the way of Fat Jokes, if or when people started going there. Writing “he is fat” or “he ate his friends”, that is so lame.
This is funny because he is fat and he probably ate his friends.
Your a moron… Do you hear me complain?
I Agree
I dont care, those blades are ******g SWEET!!
U mean, great for cooking… :trollface:
I would not trust the strength of those blades with that large chunk missing from the middle
And all that he prayed for were bigger skis
Ok, ffs. 1. when he lowers his pudgy arms he is gonna slice the crap out of his left forearm.
2. He bought these because they were advertised as some kind of “Ninja” equipment.
3. Never heard of a camera with a timer?
4. Seriously…
i can haz for zombie apocalypse?!
Shouldn’t it be “this guy has neither”?
at least he got one person to shoot the photo
Ok, why cross his arms like that? Its a stupid pose. If someone actually decided to attack him, then he could accidentally slash his own wrist if he tried to uncross them wrong. If you’re going to pose with a weapon that you have no idea how to use, you at least shouldn’t imagine that you look badass.
Wow. Ezio let himself go after Roma.
Luckily if he snaps, those are bladed weapons, it shouldn’t be too hard to outrun him. Remember Rule #1, Cardio.
^ this
Seriously, dude better be *real* careful uncrossing his arms. “Severed my own brachial artery ’cause I was doing an assassin pose” is probably in the top10 stupidest ways to die.
Well your brachial artery is actually higher in your arm underneath your humorous, at this angle comming down to fast could sever his radial artery but even that is unlikely to cause death as that artery is very distal to the heart and bleeding would be easy to stop
At least he seems to have some badassed assasin connections. True?
I don’t see what’s wrong with this guy. Just because he is a weapon-wielding chubby weirdo doesn’t actually mean he’s a failure. He probably has quite a few weird friends. Also the “he ate his friends” joke are stupid. Just because he is heavy doesn’t mean his acquired his weight through cannibalism.
He is going to cut his left arm pretty bad.
Christmas is right around the corner and what better present to give to a loved one than… THE JACKHAWK 9000! Available at Wal-mart.
If i’m gonna buy a silly fantasy weapon online i’m going with this one:
http://budk.com/Knives/Tomahawk-Skull-Gauntlet?foundby=cross-sell
Me and Large Scary Guy can have a nerd death match!