HE IS NOT THE FATHER
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So… he’s the mother?
nope he just got her seahorse pregnant
*She. Fixed.
He’s 17?? I thought he was 12.
actualy you use she for girls,the fan said that have been 30 seconds xD
the next song will be : Baby baby baby noooooooo!
Same.
ooh, depending on the location of the inception, just call it statutory…hope he likes it in the big house.
Nope. If it’s true (HUGE “if”), it’s the woman who’ll be in trouble for statutory. She was 19 at the time and he was 16, when the age of consent in California was 18.
Attention grabbing lawsuit – FAIL.
Well, kinda… she did grab attention, but might just end up going to jail, which is not the attention I think she was hoping for.
YOU ALSO NEED TO HAVE SEX.
In Bieber’s defense, he doesn’t have the proper genitalia to perform such a maneuver.
Ugh. Do you people have to be so predictable?
I, for one, am really getting tired of the “Bieber is a girl!!!” jokes. It’s just old.
If he doesn’t want to be called a girl he shouldn’t tell his makeup lady to make him look like one.
But they aren’t jokes…
he’s not a girl, he’s a lesbian. I don’t know how its possible, but he is a male lesbian
HIS VOICE IS HIGH PITCHES SO HE MUST BE A GIRL!111!!!!!11!!!11 NAH NOT REALLY I’M JUST INSECURE ABOUT MYSELF SO I DISS THE RICH AND FAMOUS BECAUSE I’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!111111!!!!!1
-JB haters in a nutshell.
^^ hahahaha go watch more Twilight
OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO AWSUM I WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!111
I LIKE THE WORD DISS BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!111!!! ♫♫♫BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEY♫♫♫♫
-Justin Beaver likers in a nutshell
I’m sorry for him. The accuser is a jerk, seeking attention, money, and fame. I don’t believe her. If she’s proven right that he’s done this I will be very surprised. I’m also angry that a woman on public assistance gets to go to concerts and sit in the front row. We aren’t on public assistance and we can’t afford to take our kids to the zoo.
Her argument is probably completely illogical, too… I mean, at the very least, wouldn’t there of been video evidence of her being pulled backstage? Anyway, if this guy was saying “My Mom doesn’t let me eat candy that people send me” at age 16, the very last thing he’s going to do is manage to seduce a 16 year old and have sex with her o.O
I’m not sticking up for Bieber as such, but people like this are just frustrating. They’re wasting police time by being purely greedy, even though she’ll go to jail if it is true.
Stupid attention seekers..
Seduce a 19 year old*
Hmm, I think going to the concert is what caused her to need public assistance…at least after Justine artificially inseminated her in the bathroom.
If you can’t afford to go to the zoo then you should probably not have had those kids. A condom is cheaper than a child. Just saying. A child is a choice, especially after the first one. There are options.
C’mon, plenty of people DO use birth control, but birth control doesn’t always work. Condoms break, a woman misses one pill, or a couple gets passionate one time… that’s all it takes. I’ve known women who were on the pill, never missed one, and *still* got pregnant. I know one who had *both* her children that way.
When something like this happens, is the woman supposed to have an abortion or give up her child(ren) for adoption every time? Plenty of people have kids when they can’t truly afford it, but they manage. Hell, plenty of Americans have tons of stuff they can’t afford. It’s part of why we’re in such an economic mess right now. That, and a few select individuals (*cough*big banks*cough*overpaid teen singers*cough*) horde huge amounts of the GDP.
Not saying there aren’t folks who could use remedial how-not-to-get-pregnant courses, just that that’s not always the reason people have unplanned kids.
Dear Ember, having a child is a choice in the 21st century. It has been for decades. Don’t complain you can’t afford to do X and Y with your kids, this isn’t the 1950′s anymore. You already covered all the options on how to not have children in your post (aside of abstinence, but again, this isn’t the 1950′s anymore, kudos for not going there).
If you REALLY have a child by accident, like that 0.0~01% of people, immediately call the researcher of the show ”pregnant without knowing it”, where women who went through a whole pregnancy with no obvious symptoms give birth with no idea of what’s going on untill the baby pops out.
I’m sure they will do a nice check for your story.
JUSTIN BEAVER GIVES ME THE RUNS
The best bit was in her statement she said the sex was “very brief” and lasted “about 30 seconds”.
Sex fail. Premature ejaculator fail. Tabloid win.
Premature ejaculator AND resulting pregnancy. Tabloid WIN…. IF it’s true.
Bieber: scaring metrosexuals and causing them to doubt their preference since 2008
justin bieber jokes never get old
The jokes will stop when she reaches puberty. That means the jokes might never stop.
When he was younger, he was a girlie. Now when he’s older, he’s plain ugly.
WTF is with his hair?
He has no clue about attractive hairstyles, that’s WTF is with his hair.
Anyone else hearing a potential remake of “Billie Jean” in the offing?
Honestly, I don’t think Justin Beiber deserves this treatment. He’s a boy with a high voice who sings songs. Get over the fact that he’s popular with teenage girls.
Okay, we get it. He sounds like a girl. Enough already.
How original…
I want to know what exactly is so insulting about being called female.
Is it me or does he REALLY looks like a girl in that photo?