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TIME PAIR’O'DOCS
people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non subjective viewpoint -it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly…time-y wimey stuff.
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…and Do Not Blink.
that scentence got away from you didn’t it
The spelling of the word “sentence” got away from you didn’t it?
sorry sir i’l try to concentrate in class next time (****nugget)
well, that started out all right.
yeahhh…it…got away from me.
ALLONSY!
Alonzo!
It got away from me… yeah
OMG QUOTE FROM DOCTOR WHO, UPVOTE IT!! WHO CARES IF IT DOESN’T APPLY TO REAL LIFE OR ANY OTHER REALITY THAN THAT OF A TV SHOW?
Demotivationals
Now a place to talk about tv shows.
Yeah lol in theory to move forward in time you need to stop or severely slow down time for that object, which can only occur by slowing down every atom and natural process within the object. And that means the object needs to be frozen, but like really, really frozen. I mean like you would need to literally take ALL heat from it, in exactly zero seconds, which is pretty much impossible, and then you need to add exactly the right amount of heat back, in exactly zero seconds, and even then you’d be lucky to bring someone back to life…
Also, it stands to reason that moving backward in time would require atoms to be heated to the point where they can’t get any hotter/move any faster. So since light still travels from past to future, just like us, the atoms would need to move faster than light, and you would just be ashes at that point. Maybe someday we’ll discover a material that can’t melt or compress no matter what (yeah right), make a robot entirely out of that material, and send it into a black hole (which theoretically has a sun in the middle still, just so compact and hot that it’s pulling all the light towards it).
Of course, then we need to give it a way to escape the black hole when it has traveled back in time far enough, which is just one more thing to add on to the list of “IMPOSSIBLE”, plus even the super-compressed star center of a black hole probably isn’t absolute infinity temperature-wise, even if that was the key to backwards time travel.
Crazy, I know. Actually, I think I’m O.K. with Doctor Who’s version of time travel.
‘Sorry, we don’t serve particles faster than light.’
A neutrino walks into a bar.
OMG DEMOTIVATIONAL I DONT LIKE!! TIME TO RANT ABOUT HOW THIS LOL HAS NO REAL WORLD APPLICATIONS LIKE LOLCATS AND ‘SEEMS LEGIT’ PICTURES DO!!
LOL ‘SEEMS LEGIT’ CAPTION ARE THE BEST, THEY ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS AND ARE TOTALLY RELATED TO THE PICTURE!
“Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time., and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm.”
TL;DR
Too awesome; Watched the episode.
Did this one not air in the US or something?
The picture’s a poster of a Children in Need short that they did. The quote is from the episode “Blink”.
And the timey-wimey bit is re-quoted by both doctors in the short, hence them being related.
If you haven’t seen the Time Crash short, it should be pretty easy to find online (I think I watched it on youtube).
ah, that short was fantastic! “You were my Doctor.” Also: “Blink”. Good stuff. Didn’t sleep for a week.
I recently wtached the begining of the sixth season and I’m having nightmares for second week straight, but I don’t know- there was nothing that scarry was there? I can’t quite recall the whole thing. I also suffer from memory loss and sometimes find myslef somewhere but can’t remember how I got there… Can enyone help me? I think it’s related to this show somehow!
As long as there aren’t any strange marks on your arm you’re fine.
I never posted that.
That was a quote from David Tennant. He said in an interview that Peter Davidson was the Doctor that he had watch most growing up.
“Not many men can pull off a vegetable as an accessory.”
Can I marry the person that uploaded this please kthxbai
also what one child will be seeing from its crib…
Ha! This one is brilliant. Clever play on words and I loved that mini-episode!
he realy look like toby turner in this picture ^^
Doctor who now spiderman in disguise
what is this i don’t even
Or how to be cute and break the 4th wall about telling continuity to screw off.
So that’s why Dr.whooves brings Derpy with him all the time.
Don’t blink, don’t turn your back on them, trolls are faster than you think
Posing with your past self, and your future father-in-law.
Adds a new dimension to “I’m My Own Grandpa”
Then we would have to call you Phillip J. Fry.
+11 internets to this. The paradox pun made me lol.
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Hehe this quote is in the song arisen anew (look it up it is awesome)
I was wondering what it was from!! XD
Doc Brown does it better.